| Originalatorian |
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Xiaolin Showdown, Harry Potter, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Deviant Art: http://originalatorian.deviantart.com/ Live Journal: choco_bani ABOUT: I'm an Anarchist who favors Communism over Democracy. I believe that the Human Race is composed of mindless bafoons. I hate people. I am NOT the Anti-Christ. I suffer from cynical depression. I'm apathetic, and I really don't give a shit about what you say. I am not EMO. I do read actual literature, not only fan-fictions. I am not some mindless fangirl anymore. My stories are old, and some are tacky. When writing an autobiography, many people don't really know what to write in an autobiography wince they sometimes have too many things to write about in an autobiography, thus confusing themselves and they end up not wanting to write an autobiography. I'm: A Hetaliard A Gintamard An Akatsukitard A SakuxAkatsuki hater A SasuxNaru lover A headbanger A collector geek Apathetic and a devArtist. THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT ORIGINALATORIAN: - though she is (partially) obsessed with Naruto, she does not collect the manga... (POOR AS HELL) - is obsessed with personified Nations. -she is now also a newly obsessive fan of Katekoyo Hitman Reborn, namely Ryohei Sasagawa - though she is a girl, she abhors wearing dresses. - she despises bad grammar. - she goes to a private, all girls, CATHOLIC school... and yet, she is lewd, vulgar, sadistic, cruel, annoying, violent, and insane... - she does NOT understand 1337 - she (obviously) supports yaoi (smex) - she hates Tobito - she thinks Rock Lee is attractive (them bushy brows are smexeh) - she felt sad (cough) cried (cough) when Itachi died - she also has the Deidara, Hidan, and Itachi Akatsuki rings (but she secretly wants Konan's, and needs Sasori's) - she realizes she partially obsesses over guys with silver hair: Sesshy, Hidan, Gintoki-chan, Kimimaro, Prussia (Gilbert), Ryohei, Gokudera, Squalo, Allen - she is bipolar... (not that shocking, it's more of decapolar...) - she HATES Hannah Montana with all her heart - she thinks Uzumaki Naruto is rather (cough) very (cough) annoying, - but she hates HARUNO SAKURA even more than Hannah Mon-fucking-tana Favourite Literature: The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli The Divine Comedy Volume 1: Inferno by Dante Alighieri Utopia by Thomas More Rights of Man by Thomas Paine The Republic by Plato The Art of War by Sun Tze A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens Anime/Manga (in no particular order): Estonia SparklesAXIS POWERS HETALIAEstonia Sparkles Katekoyo Hitman Reborn Axis Powers Hetalia D. Gray Man Fairy Tale Junjou Romantica Naruto (obvious) Air Gear Inuyasha xxxHolic Chobits Fullmetal Alchemist Dragon Ball (the first one ROCKED) One Piece (it's Going Merry, not Merry Go) Gintama (omfg... Gin-chan's so HAWT!!) Cowboy Bebop Death Note Yu Yu Hakushou Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo (XD I had to look that up... or I might put extra bo's) I think that's it... Right? Fav Music Matchbook Romance, Sum 41, Linkin Park, Boys Like Girls, The Used, Escape the Fate, Secondhand Serenade, The Pillows, Goodnight Nurse, Panic! At the Disco, Switchfoot, Anti-Flag, Nobody Knows , We The Kings, Voltaire, The Prodigy, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Rob Zombie, Lifehouse, Mercury City, The Kill, Epik High, A Rocket to the Moon, Sugarcult, Dashboard Confessionals, Three Days Grace, Akeboshi, Ore Ska Band, Saboten, Stance Punks, Snorkel, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Thousand Foot Krutch, Group X, Lost Prophets, Ellegarden, Drowning Pool, Blink 182, Simple Plan, Senses Fail, Disturbed, Slipknot, Zebrahead, Saosin, Attack Attack!, Smile Empty Soul, I Killed the Prom Queen, Thee Armada, Forever the Sickest Kids, Cute is What We Aim For, Hit the Lights, Mayday Parade, The Maine, Rufio, Saves the Day, Yellowcard, A Day to Remember, DOES, Amber Pacific, Amplified, The White STripes, The Ataris, The Offspring, A Static Lullaby, Flyleaf, Newfound Glory, Bloodhound Gang, Avenged Sevenfold, 3OH!3, Strung Out, The Academy Is, All That Remains, Atreyu, GOD THERE'S SO MUCH MORE BUT I'M LAZY AS HELL Fav Characters: Sasagawa Ryohei (KHR) Gokudera Hayato (KHR) Lavi (D. Gray Man) Sakata Gintoki (Gintama) Sakamoto Tatsuma (Gintama) Shinsuke Takasugi (Gintama) Kawakami Bansai (Gintama) Sougo Okita (Gintama) Elizabeth (Gintama) Hidan (Naruto) Akasuna no Sasori (Naruto) Sai (Naruto) Sabaku no Gaara (Naruto) Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown) Hiei (YuYu Hakusho) Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) i am individualisticismaticaly originalationerial personalificatorianaryinary rebeliousationaoticalnatory superiotic person DUH!! | |||||||||
1. Video GamesOne of the many reasons Jack Spicer hated video games. Implied ReaderJack One-Shot.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Published: 11-2-09 - Jack - Complete2. Wizards plus Ninjas equals Fucked Up Worlds » reviewsWhy putting Wizards and Ninjas in the same room can fuck up the world. HP x Naruto, both of which I will never own. WARNING: EPIC CRACK. DO NOT READ IF PRONE TO ACCIDENTS AND HATE AND ALL THAT BAD STUFF. MAY CAUSE STDs a.k.a. Stupid Tobi DisorderCrossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 8-31-08 - Akatsuki3. Red Moon Eclipse » reviewsHakimori Kazumi was recently drafted in to the Akatsuki. Immediately falling for the jashinist, Kazumi decides to make him her mate, and will stop at no cost, even if he was infatuated with her closest friend, Kenta. joint story with Akatsukigirl45Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,941 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 9-19-08 - Akatsuki4. Quiet HeroPeople tend to get concerned when people like him are awefully quiet. 9/11 Alfred-centric oneshot. Rushed, so please forgive. ONESHOTHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Published: 9-11-09 - America5. Lollipops » reviewsKimiruya Hotaru, average otaku, track team star, and student from Midori Middle School. Ryohei Sasagawa, Namimori Middle School Boxing Club Captain and Rumble Fish, the idiot who challenges her in a race, giving her the biggest headache ever. RyoheiOCKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-16-09 - Published: 7-9-09 - Ryohei S.6. Akatsuki no Meido » reviewsThere is no way in HELL am I wearing THAT." Keji Hatori: the newest addition to the infamous group of psycho S-Ranked criminals, in which she just so happens to become their house MAID. HidaOC PeinKonan Rated T for Hidan's smexehness POSSIBLY DISCONTINUEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 5-7-08 - Hidan & Akatsuki7. Heavy Metal » reviewsI just HAD to hire someone, Tubby's out of the question, so is Ashley, and Wuya's with Chase. She's rude, sarcastic, bossy, and she's always hitting me... Just perfect. Jack OC. Rated T for swearing. DISCONTINUEDXiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-15-08 - Published: 1-5-08 - Jack8. Akaboshi Onsen reviewsYamanaka Haruki: Team 11 member, daughter of onsen owner, cousin of Yamanaka Ino, and super perverted. Put 2,3, and 4 and what do you get? A bloody nosed Shika is what. Implied: NaruHina ONESHOTNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete9. Smells Like Ramen » reviewsYou may know my brother, Gekkou Hayate. Well, I'm his younger sister, a civilian, a 10th grader at Konoha Public Academy, and a worker at Ichiraku's. The simple life, right? Wrong. Everything goes wrong when I meet the infamous Uzumaki Naruto.DISCONTINUEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 9-17-07 - Kiba I. & Lee R. - Complete