HI. I'm derp.

Nice to meet you.

Used to be some derp

is another derp

I've deleted all my stories because I don't care to write anymore. And they were crap.

Okay. :D

Also. All these old alerts and favs and shit are from a loooong tiem ago when I was still un derpy babby who did not understand what was right in the world, and FF.NET is a derp that won't let me delete them.

So if you think I like your stories that are 2 years old or something.

Think again.