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Dayyum! I'd tap that...
Ive already tapped that! :P
Heya FanFic Fanatics!!
When i grow up (if i ever do) I wanna be an actor, script writer, song writer, photographer, film director/ producer, TV host, author or journalist. Whoa, thats alot!
I Hope I Have A Long Life To Complete Them :D
Maddie's Ten Commandments:
1. Thou shalt always laugh in awkward silences
2. Thou shalt eat Skittles
3. Thou shalt wear whatever thou feels (eg, feeling happy- wear YELLOW)
4. Thou SHANT fart in a small room
5. Thou shalt watch at least one episode of the Simpsons in a week
6. Thou shalt shun "ad breaks"
7. Thou shalt praise fanfiction.net
8. Thou shalt shower thy self EVERY day
9. Thou shalt crack funny jokes
10. Thou shalt ALWAYS act as thy self
Movies:
Big Fish
Stranger Than Fiction
Golden Compass
ASOUE!
Ice Age
Monsters Inc.
Shredderman Rules(Oh my gee i LOVE devon werkheiser)
And a Magic movie that I can't think of...=(
AND heaps more! (I want to be an actor so of COURSE there is more!)
Tv Shows:
Lockie Leonard
Spongebob SquarePants
Neds Declassifed SSG
The Chasers War on Everything
Fairly Odd Parents
Good News Week
SYTYCD ( So you think you can dance Aussie version)
Family Guy
Balls of Steel
The Power Of One
The Goodies!
Books
ASOUE!
Sleepover Club series
Twilight
Being Brandie
Two weeks in Grade 6
ASOUE!
Ged Maybury books
Did I mention ASOUE?!
Music/songs/bands:
Tim Kay -My World (featured in Jamie Olivers show)
Michelle Branch - Everywhere
Freemasons - Love on my Mind (feat. Amanda Wilson)
iio - Rapture (remix with Freemasons "Love on my mind" feat. Amanda Wilson)Accapella
Missy Higgins - Don't Ever, Sound of White, They weren't there, Scar, Peachy
Dido - Sand in my Shoes, Who makes you Feel, etc. The whole Life for Rent album
Cold play -Square one, The Hardest Part, Swallowed in the Sea, The message, X&Y, Clocks, The Scientist, What if?, White shadows, Talk, Fix You, Low, Speed of Sound, Twisted Logic. I LOVE COLDPLAY!
Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway, Thankful, Just Missed The Train
Panic! At the Disco - There's a Reason these Tables Are Numbered, Honey You Just Havent Thought of it Yet
and The Green Gentleman
MANY and heaps more...
QUOTES!
"It makes you wanna Malushica!" Some random teacher in grade 4. My best friend Ashley, and I were painting and made this awesomely weird colour when we mixed all the colours together and named it Malushica! Amazingly, we remember it to this day and laugh our heads off about it=) And we are in gr10!
"I'm not your FRIEND any-mooooooooooooore!" Another thing that Ashley and I made in grade 4. We said it to anyone and everyone!
"Thats because you are STUPID!"-Zorro
"You're a MEANER!" The little chicken Maddi from the movie Barnyard.
"Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian." Lol, I bought a badge with this on it. Love it!
"Say no to emo" The motto Me and my friends live by. I have sort-of friends that are labelled 'emo' and my 'non-emo' best friends are scared of them lol.
"The only thing that scares me more than emos, are naked wizard puppets." Me- talking about The Potter Puppet Pals, referring to Dumbledore... the naked one.
"If pink is the new black, will goths and emos wear pink?" My brother when we were talking about emos and goths.
"If normal is weird and weird is normal, and your normal, that makes you weird, but then you are normal because weird is normal..." Me- I could go on forever about that. My friends crack themselves up when i debate whether weird is actually normal and normal is weird and... you get the point.
"Don't be dissin' the hissin'!" I have no idea what this means but MAN its hilarious...
"The names Chang. Michael Chang.(does hand movement)" Well, Michael in last years class. He was the funniest guy.
"Yeah mann!" WE SAY IT ALL THE TIME!
"Not rearry!", "Annual licker", "Suck my annual" LOL, don't ask...
"I saw them in the Janitors closet and they were making babies and one of the babies looked at me." - Ralph Wiggum
"Girls give me HIVES!" Chester from Fairly Odd Parents
"There is no ' I ' in Team" Cameron,
"But there is a 'Me' " M.D.House
Randoms:
OH-Ma-Gee: I just realised that Monoculus-equals-Kanundrum shares the love of the movie Superstar with me lol. LOVE THAT MOVIE!
I also realised i had 456 hits to my profile page. Thank you for contributing=) You're hitting on my page =)
92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said that it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 percent who laughed their ass off copy this to your profile. OR copy it to your profile if you arent even American and you are laughing with the 8 percent!
Rock is DEAD. Long live PAPER Scissors
If u wish that Soulja Boy would crank that FOR THE LAST FRIGGING TIME put this on your profile...
If you think that ASOUE should make a second movie, copy this to your profile and add your name : Phish Tacko, .KeiraGrange.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton, Brantley Foster), .KeiraGrange. (Ned Bigby, Ron Weasley (when he was little and cute), Klaus Baudelaire, Nolan Byrd, Lockie Leonard, omg the list goes on!)
If you have ever cursed loudly and then realised that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If your close friends are really funny, copy and paste.
If you like to hang out with friends, copy and paste.
If you love playing Tetris, copy this into your profile.
You know your living in 2008 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did >.
If you ABSOULUTELY love acting and want to be an actor/actress someday copy and paste to your profile and add your name: .KeiraGrange.,
When life gives you lemons...
Throw the lemons and scream your head off saying "I ASKED FOR FUCKING STRAWBERRIES!"
STORIES!!
Be My Girlfriend, Be My Boyfriend:Well, I'm not actually writing a new story, just adding chapters to it. Its getting better. Its a HP one but its about Ginny being 16. Check it out.
PLEASE!
Just a funny little oneshot for HP with Draco & Hermione. Turned out pretty good!(if I don't say so myself!) Check it out if you like DM/HG. It all starts at the train station...
Crushes:
Okay, I'm planning on writing a Ned's Declassified SSG story about a new girl from Australia coming to James K Polk Middle School. Im not really sure about the title yet. Its going to be another romantic one! It'll be a Ned loves new girl story. NO idea how it will turn out or if I even write it... oh well, Stay tuned!
I would just like to take this opportunity to mention that ALL of my stories have reached the 100 hits mark and one has EXCELLED getting over 800 hits! YAY! Thanks guys! :D
If You Loved My Profile, You Are Very Weird. Please Read My Stories. You May Have Something In Common With Them...
The Phonebook song:
Abacrombe, Alexander, Adam, Alan, Atkinson,
Beau Repair and Banister, Bartholomew and Benjamin
Camillery, Carringbush, Christopher and Cameron
Davidson, Emmanuel, Fletcher, Finch and Featherston
Garabaldy, Geavany, Gibson, Green and Gilbertson
Hesparas, Horatio and Harry, Hope and Hopkinson
Ivanhoe and Ingerson, Jerico and Jemerson
Kennett, Koster, Kennedy, Letterman and Livingston
McAllistor, McWilliamson, McRobertson, McOpolous
Nicholas and Nautingson, Nalasko and Nickopolis
O'Flannery, O'Flarrety O'Flattery, O'Lopolous
Philipopopopopopopopopopopopolous
Quinde, Queeny, Quincy, Rockachelly, Ross and Robinson
Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smithson,
Tarentino, Ustenhoff, Victoria and Watkinson
Xersy, Young, Yentilstein, Zachary and Zepalin
Now you've heard the song that has a lot of funny names in it
If you heard your name that's really nice but we don't give a shit
It you'd like to hear it done much faster, clap and cheer right now!
AWKWARD TURTLES!!
OH and if you have a Bebo and you love ASOUE, check out this ASOUE group:
http://www.bebo.com/not-the-littlest-elf
Sank Yow Veddy Muuch
x.KeiraGrange.
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