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Author has written 21 stories for Amanda Show, Bridget Jones' Diary, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Teletubbies, and South Park.
In a mess of feathers, parchment, arms and Uncle Vermin's moustache hair, the owls terrorised the house with a shower of envelopes causing a sort of papery hurricane.
Harry Potter was a wizard. What's worse, now his gut felt all funny from the undercooked bacon.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
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