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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Cherub. 18th July 2009 EDIT: Again... I'm not dead. I really HAVE been meaning to update my FFs... but... but... OKAY! I'm lazy! Reeeeeeeeeeeal lazy. I want to update them... and I probably will. I gone done sprained my ankle xD so I'm very bored. But I'm in Georgia =D WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 22nd April 2009 EDIT: Ohaiiiii =D good news, I'm not actually dead! lawl... soooooo... i'll be back to writing fanfiction soon, and... well, sorry i've not been around.. thing is, ive actually been online more often the past few months than ever, but on a site i like... anyway, i leave school in like a month, thank GOD and then in 2 months i am flying out, on my own, to GEORGIA!! i live in england, so yeah and then ill be out there for 2 months... and then i get back, hopefully start college and then ill be 17 a month after I get back teh coolness i will eventually get around to replying to all PMs and reviews, because i love you all that much catch ya on the flip side =D 12th November 2008 EDIT: from now on, past edits in italics >. ok i need to type quietly (for some reason >. and now a quiz i stole from new person, OrangeRocks, think i spelt it wrong, oh well, credit goes to them or whoever made it (you recognise her, her avatar is an orange m'n'm! FAVE BOOKS! (In no particular order)... 1 HARRY POTTER!! people can say what they want i dont mind usually unless ive had a bad day and think people are bashing it. then i tend to argue. i love slash in this, im a straight girl i know for sure, but i like boys who like boys ; i like DMxHP RLSS JPSS SBSS SSSB ADGG GGAD (only the guys for some reason). not keen on ron or hermione, ones a bigot and ones an interfering busy body who can give it but cant take it. i like de-aging ones or guardian ones, other stuff is good, but i read alot, and theres not many other plots. well thats fanfiction. in the books i loved figuring out the plot and other stuff. i thought the 7th one was boring w/ no hogwarts, thts why i liked the books to start with. then we got some burts of excitement... that was number one, the rest are unordered 2 georgia nicolson diary books 3 cherub (Y) 4 lord of the flies (BIG fave) 5 the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, i guess you have to know me to realise why i like it/am so interested in it WORST BOOKS! (In no particular order)... 1 jane eyre stuff i cant even spell, tried wuthering heights after he suggested catcher in the rye and i liked it, tried this and i was like... kill. me. now. i couldnt get into it 2 chick fics! OMG my mum has loads. except one, which was sort of about school, it was called wiked, by that bloody chick fic author. now get this, i was 13 when i borrowed it (my mum knew) and i was appalled. the gossip about kids. vivid descriptions of fireworks tied to a dogs tail, and the sex scenes! i was like OMG OMG OMG GROOOOOOOOOOOSS OMG OMG a child should not be exposed to that! lol, and look at me now xD 3 books which are obv good, but am unable to read because you just lose concentration and patience with the stupidly idiotic old english language. BEST MOVIES! (In no particular order)... 1 probs hp, but theyre no way near as good as books, 6th one looks ok, but looks can be decieving 2 hmmm... ill think of loads later u wait... angus thongs and perfect snogging, though they changed bits, its understandable 3 OMG HOW COULD I FORGET LABYRINTH?! oops 4 sucker for a disney movie, specially sleeping beauty. 5 this is england and football factory. ok ok racist and drug fueled and down right violent, but i loved them, they have so colourful language xD 6 lord of the flies, namely black and white, despite crapness, because its so relevant, and its true to the books, and they aint american so they can use my fave quote EVER, "We're not savages, we're British". gotta love that line. but i suppose the disney one is ok, better directed, but hell does it deviate. 7 the crow WORST MOVIES! (In no particular order)... 1 gah i dont know, there stuff i hate, i just cant remember right now. hmmm, wat would i never watch again?? girl with a pearl earring. it was ok, but ended weirdly, i think its true, but that is no excuse... tuh 2 any rocky stuff 3 disney remakes/number 2. same for pixar 4 i hope you realise this is hard, lol. i think, suicide club. it was japanese with english subs when i watched it on youtube, but i was young when i watched it, and it freaked the hell outta me! i was so scared of mobiles and general numbers for days! 5 thirteen ghosts : when they guy is sliced in half so he's like two gingerbread men +o( Okay, now for standard information: Country: ENGERLAND! ENGERLAND! ENGERLAND ENGERLANG NAH NAH! Age: 16 years and 48 days as i write this... i think Gender: female, dontcha know Height: :/ im quite short compared to guys in my year now (we lined up in pe, there was four guys, then me, and that was half of us... oh yeah in height order) i think im 5ft9, apparently ive grown, i dno maybe it looks that way and HOPEFULLY i shed some blubber xD Eye Colour: Dark Brown, i wish they were really bright green, or a deep ocean blue, or like daniel craig's, or a really dull grey, or light grey... shut up... ok good idea Hair Colour: brown, its been dyed loads, esp. black, so its real dark now, even though i had the lot cut it grew back dark, but its actually going lighter now... so i dyed it hypnotic red. ur glasses are over there (IT HAD TO BE SAID, im not even joking, i had to enter it... lol) Sports/Hobbies: I played netball, but the girls on the team and me had a mutual hate, so i stopped that when i was 12 or 13, erm, used to like swimming, hah catch me now! chyeah right. i read a hell of a lot, but the same stuff over and over, and autobiographies. Best TV Show(s): top gear, errrrr... sometimes hollyoaks depends how depressed the writers are. i like documentaries though, mainly on real life, and medical ones. coming of age was ok :/ big brother when its on, loved pete, SKINS the old one, im not sure if ill like the new one, but we'll see because you gotta try stuff you might not like... its like sprouts... SYNCHRONISED PUKING... mock the week!!, qi is ok, nevermind the buzzcocks!! argumental is ok... GAH I DNO PUKE! Best food: samosas, i think i spelt it wrong oh well... just samosas. i hardly eat anything else My favourite Songs: skillet got themselvse some good crap going on, like comatose whos got a match, biffy clyro pendulum, propane nightmares also a suck for the 90s, but also the 60s xD massive DB (david bowie) fanatic crimbo nevelties drive in saturday, thats funny when the world falls down underground within you magic dance (all above from labyrinth) i like what i like, i dno lol Allergies: none that i know of, but pure pineapple is suspected. . STUFF I REALLY LIKE: colour red david bowie the thought of maybe staying in sixth form at my school english writiing forums drawing bass, sometimes PEPSI! feeling awake QUIET TYPING, i mean i can get up now, but my parents are asleep and the dogs are queit (dad came home) xbox (live if we sort it) internet MY LAPTOP talking to my best friend (im not hers) on msn internet communication online interaction having a "good day" 19th October 2008 EDIT: I totally missed it, I don't believe it. The 12th of october was the two year mark of me being on fanfiction. and the 16th October was very eventful. Dog's birthday, friend's birthday, first stories' birthdays, iep lol. That day was actually in terms of school a very good day. 5th October 2008 EDIT: Rundown on my stories A Very Magical CHERUB Mission HARRY POTTER - I'm taking a break writing this right now. it isn't my main one but every now and then i go onto a chapter and add something. When i get my new laptop i won't have to go through all this lark with a memory stick. Get Out of My Face: Lily and James Return - Yeah same as above, only every now and then i do sit and really get down to it for a page, before deleting and starting over. Hmmm, Harry Potter in Slytherin? - having a little rewrite especially on early chapters and crappy ideas. These up soon. Sadly, its the longest at only 15 chapters lol. I'm very thankful to all the readers and reviewers people who alert it and favourite it and add it to their C2. xD How To Love Your Enemy - One of the main ones, possible the main one. I am actively posting up chapters every now and then. I Don't Want To! - Yep, i am doing my best to write these, and i plan on getting chapters up frequently now. It seems popular. Has more hits in the two chapters than another which has 8. THE BLOG OF HARRY POTTER - I have kinda neglected this one i'm afraid. its a hard one to write because of comments and replies within the story. It won't be carried on for a while i am afraid. sorry if you are disappointed, its just not the most popular and there aint much demand so i can afford to leave it for now. The Woes of Mrs Weasley - errr... oneshot. its done lol. thanks for reading and reviewing if you did. its a sensitive subject and i hope i didnt kinda wind anyone up with it. Universal Connection - under a serious rewrite. should be up soon properly. keep patient, i hope you'll like the new one. thanks for staying patient through the whole thing. Because you love me... lol jks, you would be nice and patient and join my temp forum. wwwDOTmyharrypotterforumDOTproboards59DOTcom btw im sortin it out but join anyhoo... and dont be fooled by the name, itll be more than harry potter, another focus will be anime and you CAN talk about whatever in th soon to be general section Gender: Female Age: 16 on 25th sept! Height: 5ft9 Weight: like i would disclose that on the internet. ha ull never know... we maybe not nev- shut up zoe... ok Hair Color: Dark Brown with old red bits so now im ginger Eye Color: chocolate brown and as much as i want green eyes, theyll do lol Other markings: err scars on back of right hand, right knee and left elbow... i dno lol Likes: Anime, writing, drawing, reading Dislikes: people when especially online they posted elusive comments just begging u to ask, and u do and theyre like nothing, just stuff. :@ or people who take their rage out on their friends after their own bad day. Current Favorite Song: david bowie - ashes to ashes Favorite Artists: meaning? art: banksy. music... david bowie Fave Animes/Mangas/Cartoons (No particular order): ouran high school host club whatever the word order is lol, yugioh, there was cool stuff jetix i used to LOVE lmao, the strange kid in a red jumper mooned everyone Fave Pairings (No particular order): draco x harry, maybe snape x harry, thats it really lol, oh albus x gellert, remusxsnape Pairings I will NOT read: please! we have seen enough of: harryxginny, hermionexron, dno lol Fave lines from my own fics: u r jokinh i cant remember lol Sorry bout this people, got bored. dont you think its a bit hypocritical or an oxymoron, coz ur stereotyping yourself, or people. saying people stereotype, is stereotypical of people... pmsl For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) copy and paste if you agree | |||||||||||||||
1. I Don't Want To! » reviewsHarry is in danger, and Snape somehow feels he must help. He ends up adopting a 12 year old Harry and they begin his childhood properly. After a series of events, Harry realises the man's true feelings and settles down with his replacement dad, Snape.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 9-1-08 - Harry P. & Severus S.2. Waking Up » reviewsTen year old harry makes a wish to Albus Dumbledore in disguise, and he wakes up to find his wish granted. Almost be careful what you wish for. AU baby-ish!Harry Alive!JandL Uncle!SeverusRemusSirius BEWARE OF FLUFF! in some places.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-14-08 - Harry P. & James P.3. How To Love Your Enemy » reviewsBetter than it seems. Draco plaots to deage Harry and bring him to Voldemort, but he's found out and must care for a rapidly aging 2 year old. childfic, OOCs, cute!harry fatherly!draco. slash later on DrarryHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,563 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 6-10-08 - Draco M. & Harry P.4. Get Out of My Face: Lily and James Return » reviewsNo spell can reawaken the dead. That's the truth, but history repeats itself, and we find Lily and James alive and well, but having no recollection of dying. How will they deal with Harry? And more importantly, how will Harry deal with them? Please reviewHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 10-14-07 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P.5. Hmmm, Harry Potter in Slytherin? » reviewsHarry Potter is a Slytherin! We see how Harry goes through his whole school life if he was a Slytherin. And it all started with one tiny incident... THANKS FOR ALL C2 ADDS! So you know i'm rewriting this... again. will post when all chapters done!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,949 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-16-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort6. A Very Magical CHERUB Mission HARRY POTTER » reviewsHarry Potter and CHERUB rolled into one. read on as James Adams helps Harry overcome obstacles of hogwarts and gets a few himself. this is real strange. rated T to be safe. What a llama...Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,780 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 10-16-067. THE BLOG OF HARRY POTTER » reviewsWhat EXACTLY is Harry thinking? Find out in his personal blog. If you get all picky about time differences and things, then read this with an open mind. IMAGINE Harry has access to the internet and can use it at Hogwarts. And write a blog. Awsomely Funny.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 4-20-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort8. Universal Connection » reviews...Formerly Something Different...I decided to change alot about this. the title, hunter's personality and other stuff is different now. i'm putting in a little snippet aswell. I'm so sorry about this but... ON HIATUS or suspended for a bit if you're UKCherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 4-1-079. The Woes of Mrs Weasley reviewsThis story is dedicated to those families who have lost friends andor family to cancer, and in memory of those who lost their battle. Please read this if you are for the fight against cancer. if you want, post a shout out to loved ones who had cancer.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-21-07 - Molly W. - Complete
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