My Random File Thingy, PLEASE read. :)

This is the " Edward Cullen Prayer" . Those of you who do not have it need to get it on your page. Right now !!

\Our Edward,

Who art in Forks,

Hallowed by thy sparkles.

Thy volvo comes, thy will be fast,

On earth as it is in the meadow.

Give you this day, our daily blood.

Forgive us our heartbeats,

As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.

Lead us into temptation,

Deliver us to you.

For thine is the vampire,

The music and the hotness,

For ever and ever,

A-Edward

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!)copy and paste this in your profile

If you think the Coacoa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that muffins may rule the world some day, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love anime then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have seen Sweeney Todd and have all the songs stuck in your head copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe that it is a law that every movie Johnny Depp is in, he is just FABOULOUS copy this into your profile

CHEESE! if you are random and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

( ) ( ) Bunny Ears

(='. ' =) Bunny Head

(")_(") Bunny Feet

My Character in my Naruto stories.

Myukie Hitomi: She is sweet and loving silken long raven hair. Dark green eyes. She wears jeans and normally a hooded jacket. She has a lot of friends and she is easily angered and can sometimes be emotional. Ditsy at times as well. She is age 14 and grew up with a loving family. Life is good for her in the village hidden in the leaves.

My Character in my Death Note Stories

Katsumi Yagami: Cousin to Light Yagami. She has long brown hair dark green eyes, pale skin. 5'7. She is determined to work for L and solve the Keri case that has been given to her. Katsumi cares deeply for her family and friends. Katsumi doesn't have much time for love and friends she mostly stays at head courters and works. Everyone tells her that she needs to get out more and enjoy life, but she is stubborn. Her emotions don't show all the time. Katsumi doesn't cry much nor does she get angered easily. Life is easy for her most of the time

My Character for Storm Hawks

Sophie: She is a bit ignorant, and her feelings are easily hurt if you say anything to hurt her. Most of the time if she is hurt inside, she just laughs about, but later cries her heart out when no one is looking. Long Black hair. Dark blue Eyes. Always smiling. Looks on the bright side of things. Her height is 5'5 and everyone loves her. She is part of the Storm Hawks. Sophie is a Crystal specialist, but wishes to become a sharp shooter like Finn some day. Sophie doesn't like staying on the Condor all the time, even though her and Stork get along great.

Quotes!

" I can't go on stage, just the thought of it makes me legs feel like jelly sausages filled with liquid dread," Stork!! From Storm Hawks

" Where are we going?" Me asking a friend father while were in the truck. "We're going to get adult beverages" Friends father. "Whoo!! BEER!!" Both friend and I cheer.

"lol I'm stalling and i should be typing but instead I'm playing games. I think of Mindy (seahorse off of the sponge bob movie) and King Neptune when i think of stalling, then King Neptune makes me thing of Manning (guy off of Hell Boy) humm... Idk lol and all the while i'm thinking I never get to my typing," Me texting Golden Snow Flake. I find myself amusing sometimes

" Wasting time is the art of individualism," Me

" I really do love you and I will do whatever it takes to make you happy," My boyfriend Justin Paul Welborn C:

"Never Pop another man's pustule," Run Fat Boy Run

"Purple is a manly color," My English teacher Barry :D

" You can pray to anything, you can pray to the Rock God if you want," my English teacher Barry XD

"We were back peddling straight," A supper hot teacher in my school said this and it was the first thing i ever heard him say and i have no idea what it means

"Morgan just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess," Robert from the movie Enchanted

" Nobody fucks with my car," Coach off of Death Race

" Roxi, your dress makes me feel funny in my pants," Mason off of Dead Like Me

"I am Ed Cheese and Macaroni," Edd off of Ed Edd and Eddy

"That made so much sense you could beat a gerbil with it," Golden snow flake being really funny!!

"The hills are alive Eddy," Ed "Yeah, with the sound of an idiot," Eddy: Edd Ed and Eddy

"Overwhelming fear is no excuse for rudeness Rolf," Double D, Edd Ed and Eddy

"That sounded like Sarah," Ed "Nah it was just a truck backfiring," Eddy: Edd Ed and Eddy

"No I don't want dressing on my mashed potato's," Golden Snowflake at a restaurant XD

"It's very green out," Simon Smith from Death at a Funeral. (great movie, watch it or your life won't be complete)

" Yes, yes. Come join the others," Simon pulling out toilet paper from the roll XD (Simon took a Valium, that wasn't actually a Valium at all, it was a drug)

"Where's my watch!!" looks at other wrist "Oh" Simon from Death at a Funeral

"I like talking to myself, i have so much to say when no ones around, well that tears it, put me in a straight jacket and throw me in the padded room," Me talking to a friend online, i was really hyper that night :D

"Bella, for a fairly intuitive person, you can be so obtuse," Edward in Eclipse

"And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

"America is the only country with drive up ATM machines with brail"

"Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together"

"His irises were pitch black, this surprised me, my hallucinatory Edward's were usually better fed," Bella waking up to Edward at the end of New Moon

"I'm pretending to read, you get credit for trying," Raggeti from Pirates of the Caribbean "Pretending to read the Bible's a lie, that's a mark against (Points up three times) Pintal from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

"When the Journalists come, I'll destroy them!!" Vegeta off of DBZ

"Were Bad?"-Napa "A little,"-Vegeta (swoon)

"Being a hero is highly overrated," Vegeta

"What is this, I'm a warrior, not a variety of flower," Vegeta

" Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos," The Joker

"Like a submarine Mr. Wayne, Like a submarine," Lucius Fox (Morgan Freeman from the Dark Knight)

"The only moral in a cruel world is chance," Harvey Dent

" See Madness as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push," The Joker off the Dark Knight

"Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent," The Joker

"Your the one pointing the gun Harvey, point it at the people responsible," Batman off of the Dark Knight

"You Either die a hero, or see yourself to become the villain," The Dark Knight

" He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the hero that we needed," The Dark Knight

"Holy Flannel Shirt," Big Pack off of the MTV movie awards

"Where are you right now?," "I"m in my office," "Huh, that's funny because if you were in your office we would be having this conversation face to face," Bourne Ultimatum

"Oh look a Froggy," My brother friend Jack

"Get your feet out of my eye sockets," "I'm trying but my cleats are stuck in your cornea's" Sponge Bob and the Strangler

"My dogs names are Birdy and Boigie, and some guy comes up to me and asks "Are your dogs named after you golf game?" and i say "no, i if they were there names would be double Boigie and where the hells that ball going," Ron White on a comedy tour.

"So Judy said to Annie, that's not a sock puppet, that's my mom!" My bestest friend when we were in the truck talking and she thought that her dad was coming in, so she tried to think of something that wasn't perverted, and that was the first thing that came to her mind.

"When I was little I had a poodle and a fern and I named them both Jerry," Josh Nickles

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country," JFK

"I'll count to five. I'll count to three," Transformers movie.

This guy at Khols came up to us and asked "What are you looking for," And my mom said "Nothing," And then he was like "Oh sorry, were all out of nothing, but we do have stuff, we have a lot of stuff," I thought it was really funny.

"Girl that sack is whack, let the chow man show you how it's done," Chowder

"Small in size, but big on taste," Chowder

"Go on then, go on," Chowder talking in an English ascent

"Is that a shiny, sliver Volvo, with an Edward in it?" Me being stupid.

Okay so there are these cool black pants with chains and stuff. I wanted them. So like i was telling my friend what would happen if my mom found them in my room so here is the short conversation

"My mom would rip those to pieces and then burn them, then bury them, and then put an Elephant on top of them,"

my friend "Then she would burn the Elephant,"

"Then she would put a mountain on top of the burnt Elephant,"

"Then she would put a Mountain Goat on the mountain and give it a party hat with a fuzzy ball on top of the party hat"yes weird conversation.

"Details are good, I like details, but when you have to many details," Aerrow. =)

"Gotcha Sky Knight," Storkypoo

"Niner Niner engage engage!!" Finn Xp

" Your a cagey one aren't you Kabuto... I like that, good work," Orochomaru-sama :P

"O boy... toast!" One of my friends on a Im thing

“You want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself, he doesn't like that, not one bit. So me watching, he takes the knife to her laughing while he does it. He turns to me. “Why so serious?” comes to me with the knife. “Why so serious” Sticks the blade in my mouth “Let's put a smile on that face,” And why so serious,” The Joker from the Dark Knight.

“You want to know why I use a knife? Guns are to quick, you can't saver all the little emotions. You see, in their last moments people show you who they really are, so really I know your friends better than you ever did, would you like to know which of them are cowards?” The Joker from the Dark Knight

"Oh my dear boy of course you can't, you can't have your family hanging over you like an old dead goose," Willy Wonka

"Young men are extremely stringy the stretch like math," Willy Wonka.

"Some people are like slinkies: Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs..."
-Anonymous

Never be afraid to try something new, remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic

How is it a careless match starts a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"Before you insult someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes!" Unknown

"The Prey should never let down it's guard, not even for a moment, in the pressance of it's predator," Orochimaru-sama

"When this is all over one of us will have both scrolls... and the other will be dead," Orochimaru-sama

"Oh thank you little roots, please stay strong," Chris Farliy in black sheep

"Oh come now, what do i have to gain by lying?" Kabuto Yakushi

"Poor little thing, trembling like a new born pup," Orochimaru-sama

"Just stop taking the Lords name in vain Marty and I'll stop hitting you," Henry/Hank Dittman

"And you know what they say, big bucks leave big tracks, store that away for a rainy day," Remnard (Escanaba in Da Moonlight)

"Great uncle Alfons used to say, if you don't know where to start go back to the begining," Escanaba in da moonlight

"Sodies krap so big, they have to stand up to get off of it," Escanaba in da moonlight

" And Quit staring at me with them big ol eyes," The Flying Dutchman

"Squidward, the sky had a baby from my cereal box!" Spongebob

"If Doctor Phil can say it, anyone can say it," Me

"Boston. Isn't that in New Jersey," Me

"If you locked me in a room with Kabuto that's how sore i am right now," Golden Snowflake when she came home from a gym thing for school.

"Lieutenant Dan, Ice Cream," Forrest Gump

"That's all i have to say about that," Forrrest Gump

"You are a paragon of integrity," Sweeney Todd.

"It's Good to be Henry Dittman," Henry Dittman

"The corpses bitter crimson tears flow unnimble with the sand feeding chaos within me!" Gaara

" Shame about raisins," Sam, Benny& Joon

"Your like cats you have to sit on it just because it's there," My bestest buddies mom when me and my friend we sitting on this new rug. it was funny

" Your Mom," Golden Snowflake, my bestest buddy

" It's Man devouring man my dear, then who are we to deny it in here," Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd singing

" They're humiliated Grapes," Joon, Benny & Joon

" Savvy?" Capt. Jack Sparrow

" That is called caniblism, my dear friends and is in fact frowned upon in most society's," Willy Wonka, JOHNNY DEPP!!

This was in math class and the teacher was coming around to see if everyone had their note cards and i forgot mine and i heard someone say Krap, and then someone else said fric, and you'll never guess what i said. i said "Moose!" I cracked up laughing, but no one else got it.

" Man i Wish my tongue could do that," Naruto sticking his tongue out trying to make it long with a cute face.

Stories that i am typing at this very moment

He was Perfect

One of the Family

and another one i have no name for :P

Top priority

One of the Family

Stories that are coming up!

That Someone-I don't have a title for this one either, but it will come to me when I'm writing, that's when my titles come to me, when I'm writing that story, I type out a really cool line that someone says or something that someone is thinking, and it makes for a really good title. Anyways Bella went to her uncle Charlie for the summer, it seems rather dull at the start, but when she gets a call from her sister Alice, Alice wants Bella to come down to the summer house by the lake with her and her mom Esme. Esme got a new husband, Carlisle. Carlisle brings his step son Edward Cullen. Edward is a girl magnet. He likes the girls, has them over all the time. He's arrogant and when he meets Bella, he's attracted to her of course, but Bella thinks that he's a pig who just sleeps with woman all the time. The more time he spends with her the more he likes her and wants to prove to her that he can settle down and have an actual relationship with someone and he want's that someone to be Bella. Well there you have it i got the title :D it just came to me.

I don't have a title for this new story, but I've been thinking about this idea for a little while and I don't know how far it's going to go, but I've been thinking about having Bella be a mental patient in a mental hospital and well of course Edward's going to be ending up falling for her, and so does she, and they have this thing going on that should not be going on and Bella ends up falling in love and living with him of course and it's happliy ever after from their.

What I Like

I love the rain, darkness and doom. lol no not really. But explosions and guns are really awesome, just because. I love my music. The three things that i can't live without in my life are God, My friends and my music. I don't know what i would do without those things. I know family should be there, but I don't always get along with my family. I love to read and write, learn new things. I like scenery. It's something that i have always found interesting. I get my new ideas in the shower or when I'm half asleep in bed. Music helps me a lot with my typing. I don't know what i would do without my computer, it is the only thing that helps me make it through my day. my fingers have days when typing is good and i'm like typing like the wind, and then there are days where it takes me like 20 minutes to type one sentance. I love a good scary story and scary movies because i like to scare myself. I don't like burning heat, I'd rather have winter all year round than summer. I don't like preps and people who think they are rullers of the world and can say and do whatever they want. that's about it :)

Favorites

Tv Shows- Storm Hawks, SpongeBob, How it's made, Dirty Jobs, AFV, House, Myth Busters, Blue collar Comedy, Trick My Truck, Parental Control, Ghost Hunters, Raymond, Friends, Family Guy, Charmed, King of the Hill, two and a half men, Dead Like Me, Project Run Way, Paula Dean

Movies- Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl, POTC Dead Man's chest, POTC At World's End, Sweeney Todd, Benny&Joon, Uncle Buck, Feris Bullers Day Off, Dumb and Dumber, Harry Potter 1-5, Enchanted, Over the Hedge, What lies Beneath, Sleepy Hallow, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Eddward Scissor Hands, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Brave, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Don Juan DeMarco,Escanaba in Da Moonlight Clover Field I am Ledgand, Disturbia, Transformers, Blades of Glory, I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry, Mr. Deeds, Happy Gilmore, Expelled, Hell Boy, 88 Minutes, Rattitouli (That's not spelled right) Hancock, Hellboy 2 the Golden Army, Black sheep, Meet the Parents, Twilight, Death at a Funeral, Constantine, The Matrix, Ice Age 3, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz,(anything with Simon Pegg) The Outsider, The Shining, The Lake House

Colors- Black, Purple and White and what ever Robert Pattinson's favorite color is :3

My Favorite Artists(music)- Likin Park, Montgomery Gentry, Brad Paisley, Buck Cherry,Apocalyptica, Queen, Metallica, Iron Maiden, ZZ Top, Gary Alan, Alan Jackson, Disturbed, Hinder, Bryan Adams, Within Temptations,Barry Manilow, Muse, Black Sabbith, Paramore,Daughtry, REO speedwagon, ACDC, Lenka, Kerli, Pillar, Frou Frou, Boys Like Girls, Alabama, Nickelback, Avengend Sevenfold, Dropkick Murphy's, Enya

Cool Awesome People- Orochimaru, Kimimaru, Kabuto, Glenn Beck, Mitt Romney, SAND NINJA, JOHNNY DEPP, Patrick Dempsey, Kakashi, SANTA,Ben Stein, Bill Engval, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White Robert Pattinson, Emily Browning, Bill Nighy. Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale/Cullen, Emmett and Rosalie, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen, Charlie Swan, Aerrow, Finn, Stork, Piper, Dark Ace, Master Cyclonis, Ravess, Snipe, Spits, Hork and Lugie, Radarr, Junko, Sarah Palin, Kenau Reeves.

Dumb People Who should die!- Sakura, Sasuke, Hilliary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Michal Moore, Will (POTC) Toby (Sweeney Todd) Lord Becket (POTC) Jacob Black (Twilight) Henry Dawkins (This dumb scientist from Expelled) Miley Cyrus (she needs to die or something, she is a disgrace to music) crazed fangirls of Robert Pattinson and the Papparatzzie (They need to leave Robert alone and give him some air, he's got a life too)

Video Games

Rock Band, Guitar Hero 1,2, encore and 3, Jack 3, Jack X Combat Racing, Naruto Clash of Ninja 2, Sims 2, Mario the very first one, Zelda Link to the Past, Mario Kart for D.S, Dragon Ball Z Budikhia (or something) Tenkichi 1 and 2

Anime: Naruto, Death Note, Bleach, One Piece, DBZ

Books- Twilight Series, Whispers, Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter Series, It, False Memory, Vampire Kisses, Ellen Hopkins books