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Author has written 113 stories for Peter Pan, Sleepy Hollow, Misc. Movies, Ender's Game series, Misc. Plays/Musicals, All American Girl, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Harry Potter, Star Wars, National Treasure, Nancy Drew series, Inspector Gadget, A Christmas Carol, Psycho, Sweeney Todd, Benny and Joon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Law and Order: CI, Scrubs, Beowulf, Thief Lord, Odyssey, Indiana Jones, Misc. Books, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Hobbit, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Phil Of The Future, Phineas and Ferb, Crank series, Chronicles of Narnia, Dear America series, Pellinor, Lord of the Rings, 2012, Don Quixote, Holes, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Goonies, iCarly, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Games, Wizard101, Little Vampire, NCIS, Glee, Frankenstein, Sherlock, Oliver!, Dave the Barbarian, Wicked, Secret Garden, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, and Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica. Hobbit4Lyfe Important: Please, please, please fill out my FanFic reader survey! Now!!!! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dF9vU19vMklSVkZwc2NvWGYwNlNVdVE6MQ#gid=0 So, apparently, the link to my blog/homepage disappeared. Well, here it is again: http://hobbit4lyfe.blogspot.com/ New blog! If you guys go check it out and figure out the password, I'll give you a cookie! http://aninterviewwiththecharacters.tumblr.com/ Another new blog! Submit Narnia headcanons to http://narnianheadcanons.tumblr.com/ Here's my not-so-new official website: http://hobbit4lyfe.webs.com/ Go! Check this stuff out now! NOTE If you think you sent me an anonymous review on or before about March 18, 2012, please send it again. I didn't realize I had my anonymous reviews disabled before that date. "Psycho Poems" had been set as complete after I wrote the one about the 1998 remake, but I changed it back to in-progress to accomodate a planned poem about the 2013 TV miniseries Bates Motel. ABOUT ME I am obsessed with everything Psycho. I have some stories about Norman Bates and the world of the Bates Motel... OK, most of them are actually still in my head, and I haven't written them... yet... My first story on FanFiction was "The Return of the Hessian." I first uploaded it when I first joined at the end of 2006, but after my nearly 3-year hiatus, it was somehow missing from my account, and I had to re-upload it. A series of crossover FanFics I started writing when I first joined this site, "One Wizard's History by Godric Baggins", is probably the most complicated, plot-wise. My story "Carols of Christmas: A Dickensian Tale", which I uploaded before "OWH", is actually supposed to be a spinoff of what will become parts two and three in the "OWH" series. Some of my stories, such as "Peter Pan: A Retelling," I have cowritten with friends. In the cases of "Peter Pan: A Retelling", "The Hobbit: The Stuffed Animal Edition", and "The Hobbit: The Radio Spoof Edition" (with the exceptions of most of the commercials in the latter) that friend happens to be my sister. There are two versions of The Hobbit that my sister and I cowrote, as previously stated. The first one I uploaded onto here, the radio version, was adapted from the stuffed animal stage musical version. A note on my "Chem Is Try" spoof: Mr. Hall died from Lou Gherig's disease about 14 months after the story was written. Now I kinda regret writing it... Sorta... Almost... OK, not really. A note on "After His Last Case": This story is set between "Loyalty, Part 2" and the start of Season 10 of Law and Order: Criminal Intent. A note on completed stories: Go ahead and favorite them! Just don't sign up to get alerts for when they get updated... They're completed for a reason... They're COMPLETED! Enough ranting about that... Please review my stories! The more the merrier! BTW... I have constructive criticism issues. I like good reviews, but for some reason, I have trouble dealing with negative reviews... (Note: As of October 2011, I have Asperger's Syndrome, a high-functioning form of Autism. Basically Asperger's is social awkwardness, problems with understanding body language, emotional issues, and serious shyness. Anyways, people with Asperger's also like knowing what they do RIGHT instead of what they do WRONG. Good reviews please! Thank you!) Please click on the link above to read my story production blog! I'd like comments and followers on there, too! Also, I'd appreciate it if you'd vote in the poll found above! Story Chronology "Fairvale" series: -"Fairvale" -"53 1/2" (bonus chapter for story 1) -"Fairvale Promo" (parallel/promo for story 1) -"Fairvale 2" "One Wizard's History" series: -"The Hidden History of Hogwarts" (currently in-progress) (Focuses on the founders of Hogwarts, especially Godric Gryffindor) (Changed from Teen rating to Mature, due to instances of kidnapping, child abuse, and implied incestuous rape) -"Inside Out" (in-progress) (Alternate POV version of "The Hidden History of Hogwarts") -"Father of Power" (upcoming story) (tentative title to story 2) (Focuses on Drogo Baggins, father of Godric Gryffindor's heir) (May eventually be posted to my Figment account instead of on here) -"The Heir of Gryffindor" (upcoming story) (tentative title to story 3) (Focuses on Godric Gryffindor's heir) (May eventually be posted to my Figment account instead of on here) -"Carols of Christmas: A Dickensian Tale" (currently in-progress) (parallel to stories 2 and 3) (A Christmas Carol prequel/sequel) -"After Death" (upcoming story) (likely title to story 4) (Focuses on the afterlife of Godric Gryffindor's heir) (May eventually be posted to my Figment account instead of on here) -potential spinoff series (The Descendants series) Hiatus Stuff The following in-progress stories are currently on hiatus due to the fact that I'm having plotline issues: -"A Mix-Up at Sea" -"A New Adventure" -"After His Last Case" -"Blackwood" -"By the Sea" -"Carols of Christmas: A Dickensian Tale" (And I thought this would never happen...) -"Fall from Grace, Fall from Summer" -"Frances and Dirk" -"From Jersey to Galma" -"From the Mission Files of Agent P" -"Guilt" -"iLove More than Meat" -"Life After Todd" -"Norman" -"Phil of the Jedi" -"School of Life" -"Spencer in the Asylum" -"The Attack of the Pigeon in the Piazza" -"The Adventures of Esteban the Monkey in Florida" -"The First Fangs-Giving" -"The Life of an Outlaw Woman" -"The Return of the Hessian" -"Tobias" -"Two Brothers, Plus One?" -"Whose Hobbit Is It Anyway?" The following in-progress stories are currently on hiatus due to the fact that I'm too lazy to continue them right now: -"A Million in the Hand" -"A Mix-Up at Sea" -"Beech Hill Museum Newsletter" -"Blackwood" -"Fairvale 2" -"Fool of a Took: Pippin's Journal" -"Inspector Gadget 3" -"Just Like You" -"Lord of the Collars: The Fellowship of the Collar" -"Nancy Drew Treasure Hunt" -"Paseo Del Mar High School Student News" -"Peter Pan: A Retelling" -"Phil of the Jedi" -"Pooles of Dread in Joon" -"School of Life" -"Shiz University, Narnia Campus" -"Silly Hollow" -"The First Fangs-Giving" -"The Lost Episode of The Hillywood Show: Psycho" -"The Royal Palladium Newsletter" -"Whose Hobbit Is It Anyway?" Future Stories None planned, as of yet. RANDOM COPY-AND-PASTE STUFF Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site. Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now. Some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors. For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form. This is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable. It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added. If you're worried about falsification of a registration, then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests. While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation. For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this. Psudocode_Samurai Rocketman1728 dracohalo117 VFSNAKE Agato the Venom Host Jay Frost SamCrow Blood Brandy Dusk666 Hisea Ori The Dark Graven BlackRevenant Lord Orion Salazar Black Sakusha Saelbu Horocrux socras01 Kumo no Makoto Biskoff Korraganitar the NightShadow NightInk Lazruth ragnrock kyuubi SpiritWriterXXX Ace6151 FleeingReality Harufu Exiled crow Slifer1988 Dee Laynter Angeldoctor Final Black Getsuga ZamielRaizunto Fenris187 blood enraged arashiXnoXkami Masane Amaha's King Blueexorist Nero Angelo Sparda Uzunaru999 Time Hollow fg7dragon Raven Servathen Eradona Silverleaf2157 The REAL 4th Marauder Hobbit4Lyfe xxx If someone has autism, this can mean: Their brain works differently than others'. They don't understand facial expressions and emotions, and have a hard time showing their own emotions. Other people’s emotions confuse and upset them. They have some trouble understanding language and instruction...sometimes we have to talk to them like they are younger than they are. They often seem not to be listening to us when we talk to them. Everything stresses them out (trying to look at people’s eyes, changes in routine and schedule, doing unfamiliar activities) and so they try to stop the stress by trying to be in control of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE around them. Sometimes they might seem rude or bad, but they are really just struggling to understand things around them. Even their own family can have trouble helping them sometimes, but you can help by: Some of the symptoms or effects of autism can be: Copy this into your profile if you know someone with autism, or if you just want to spread the awareness. xxx Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. xxx Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. DON'T STEROTYPE PEOPLE!! Copy and paste to ur profile, and bold what U r!! xxx I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER! I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish. I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try. I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish. xxx 1) Jacob Marley No. They're both my own characters in "Carols of Christmas" and I'd never make them a couple. I don't think they've ever met in that story. (2) Is 4 hot? How Hot? Oh, wow. I based my version of Christmas Past on Joel Grey in the 1999 version of A Christmas Carol... so... after seeing him in that one episode of Law and Order: Criminal Intent... I think the beginning of that episode scarred me mentally... TMI... (3)What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out? A lot of awkwardness. (4)Do you recall any fics about 9? No, I don't think so. (5)Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? No. (6) 5/9 or 5/10? No. Jeanie LONG died before 9 and 10 were born. (7)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing? Little Fan walking on Scrooge and Belle? She wouldn't mind because Scrooge and Belle were still a couple when Fan was alive. (8)Make up a summary for a 3/10 fan fic. Sarah Wilkins was the daughter of Ebenezer Scrooge's former fiancee and best friend. After her parents die, Scrooge's nephew, Fred, adopts her. (9)Is there anything as a 1/8 Love story? No, I don't think so. (10)Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort. Fan's Spirit, Bob's Pain (11) Does anyone on your friend list read 3? Yes, Scooter12345. (12)Does anyone on your friend list read or draw 11? No. (13)Would anyone on your friend's list write a 2/4/5? No, I don't think so. (14)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? I don't know. She's a kid in the story. (15) If you wrote a song fic about 8 what song would you use? I already used "In Dreams" from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. (16)If you wrote a 1/6/12, what would the warning be? There wouldn't be a warning, since I never would write that. (17)What would a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? ...Oh, yeah right. Like Sarah Wilkins would really try to pick up Scrooge, after Chapter 15 in "Carols of Christmas"... (18)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship, until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retalites by dating 12. Alone and brokenhearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three meet 10, who tells them to look for their love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never ending love triangle with 2 and 6. Marley and Belle are in a happy relationship, until Jeanie runs off with Dick Wilkins. After Belle dumps Marley for Bob Cratchit, Bennett gets upset and retalites by dating Bob Cratchit. Alone and brokenhearted, Marley travels in search of a friend. Finally, Marley meets The Ghost of Christmas Past and Little Fan. The three meet Sarah Wilkins, who tells them to look for their love. The Ghost of Christmas past finds Fred, Little Fan gets Nathan Clark, but now Marley is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Scrooge and Bennett. Oh, wow. (19) What would be the name of this? There is no way this would ever be written so there would never be any need for a title... (20) What would be the genre(s) be? If I had to pick, I'd say Humor, hurt/comfort (21) The End!! btw i set you up on a date with 1! xxx Put Your Ipod/Itunes/Windows media player on shuffle and list the songs Movie Soundtrack Opening Credits: "Only Time" by Enya Waking Up: "Endless Night" from The Lion King Broadway soundtrack (lol) First Day Of School: "Just Get Through This Night" by Styx (lol even harder) Falling in Love: "If Only" by Fiction Plane Fight Song: "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton (WTF?) Breaking Up: "Epiphany" from Sweeney Todd Prom Night: "The Breaking of the Fellowship" from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Life: "Like Whoa" by Aly & AJ Mental Breakdown: "1,2,3,4" by Plain White T's (Again, WTF?) Driving: "Us" by Regina Spektor Flashback: "Edit" by Regina Spektor (Oh, how appropriate...) Getting Back Together: "Slow Me Down" by Emmy Rossum Wedding: "Fidelity" by Regina Spektor Birth Of Child: "Go Figure" by Everlife Final Battle: "Beautiful World" by Devo (I am so confused...) Funeral Song: "Ruby Tuesday" covered by The Corrs Final Credits: "Inside Out" by Emmy Rossum xxx Things I have learned while writing fanfiction: -The Microsoft Word Thesaurus is woefully inadequate -I have a frightening amount of darkness in me -Writing is an emotional process as well as a physical process. -A good beta reader is hard to hold on to -Sometimes you just have to throw it all away and start over -Sometimes it comes out almost perfectly the first time -A good title is important -A good summary is more important than a good title -Comedy is a lot harder than drama -Few people comment -Nobody comments on the things you expect to receive comments on. -Ending a story is harder than starting one -Chapter three is evil -Collaboration is fun -Sometimes the characters just do what they want -I should probably have more than one chapter written before I start posting a story -The holidays are fairly hectic -My muse is easily distract... oooh! shiny! -A bigger hammer is almost always a good idea -More beta readers is a good thing -Damn, it feels good to be a gangster -You can never escape the politics -Plot Bunnies are really cute from a distance but you really don't want to see 'em close up -Just because you write the beginning and the end, it doesn't mean the middle will write itself -Real life has its own agenda -Giving in to pressure can be rewarding -Batman makes everything funnier -You don't get your stuff back just because she's a bitch. -There's always more of the story that can be told. -Sometimes you just need to take a break. -The truth might be out there, but it's not labeled. -Don't carry all your work around on one Jump Drive. -Just because you do everything the right way doesn't mean you'll get what you want. -nothing inspires writing like writing (though getting good feedback helps too.) -a chapter is as long as it is. MY LINKS My Forums http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Hobbit4Lyfe/1148547/ My FictionPress profile http://www.fictionpress.com/hobbit4lyfe My Figment profile http://figment.com/users/203038-Megan-McGuire My Teen Idols 4 You profile http://www.teenidols4you.com/videos/profile.html?u=186FleetStreet My YouTube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/ChattergeeSquirrel42 My Psycho 50th anniversary poem http://www.thepsychomovies.com/films/psycho/50years/cagedfreedom.html See below for a list of my completely random assortment of FanFics! | |||||||||
1. Inside Out » reviewsThis is an alternate-POV version of "The Hidden History of Hogwarts." Godric Gryffindor wanders the school as an unseen ghost, centuries after his death, reliving his past. Please review.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 10-27-12 - Godric G.2. The Confusion of Mary LoomisThe thoughts of Mary Loomis at the end of Psycho II. Please review.Psycho - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 4-19-13 - Complete3. Carols of Christmas: A Dickensian Tale » reviewsA prequel to/sequel to Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. This is a Stardust-Harry Potter-Lord of the Rings-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie crossover. Chapters aren't in chronological order. I do not own the song lyrics used in this story. First-person recountings set in August of 2009. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Movies & A Christmas Carol - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-6-13 - Published: 8-17-09 - Bob Cratchet & Ghost of Past4. Sue's Corner » reviewsSue Sylvester decides that she should take her TV news spot to help people on the Internet, so she creates a Sue's Corner blog fueled by readers' reviews and questions. Please review.Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 3-25-13 - Published: 3-14-12 - Sue S.5. The Lost Episode of the Hillywood Show: Psycho » reviewsWhat happens to Jack Sparrow and Will Turner after Episode 15? This is a plot line that hasn't been seen... until now. I do not own Psycho, Pirates of the Caribbean, or The Hillywood Show. Please review.Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Psycho - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 9-17-10 - Will T. & Capt. Jack Sparrow6. Psycho Poems » reviewsThese poems are about my memories of watching the Psycho movies and the remake of the first movie. Rated M for swearing in Poem 6, and because I was inspired by a Rated R movie series. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Books & Psycho - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-5-13 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete7. After His Last Case » reviewsGoren, relaxing after being fired from Major Case Squad? Is it too good to be true? Yeah, I thought so, too. Crime can't seem to give him a break... Especially a criminal everyone thought was dead. I'm kinda making this up as I go along, and now Holmes and Watson are suddenly involved by Moriarty. Set during the winter between L&O:CI "Loyalty, Part 2" and season 10. Please review.Crossover - Law and Order: CI & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-5-13 - Published: 8-22-10 - R. Goren & A. Eames8. The Green Mile Is So LongSort of a parallel version of The Deadly Device, centered on Gray Cortright's, er, friendship with the late Niko Jovic. Includes some Stephen King quotes/references. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 2-14-139. The Hobbit: The Stuffed Animal Edition » reviewsThis is the original musical version my sister and I wrote for a stuffed animal cast. Pre-Radio Edition. I just rediscovered this version 16 months after uploading the other one. I don't own the lyrics used. Please review.Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-4-13 - Published: 1-5-11 - Bilbo B. & Frodo. B - Complete10. Nancy Drew Treasure Hunt » reviewsThis is a Nancy Drew-related treasure hunt story I wrote, based on an assignment I did at the end of my 10th grade geography class. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-1-12 - Published: 1-8-1211. Death and Madness reviewsTwo sisters, one man, one boy. Someone ends up dying. This is inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho and its' sequels (mostly parts 2 and 3 of the 4-part series). Please review.Psycho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-1212. Foster's Theatre Episode 2: The Bloo-dyssey » reviewsThis is the sequel to "The Big Science Test." Now, Mac's reading The Odyssey for English. Foster's gets educational again! Song lyrics belong to Dennis DeYoung. Please review.Crossover - Odyssey & Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-17-12 - Published: 8-5-12 - Bloo13. The Caretakers of NCISMcGee becomes the Caretaker Principia, and DiNozzo and Ziva are the other new Caretakers. Full plot TBD. Please review.Crossover - NCIS & Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 9-28-12 - Tony D. & Tim M.14. Life After Todd » reviewsIn the three years after the death of Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett, Johanna Barker slowly learns to survive without Anthony Hope, who fled London after being accused of murdering Todd and Lovett. Johanna learns about herself in the process. Please review.Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-10-12 - Published: 12-23-11 - Johanna B. & Anthony H.15. The Hidden History of Hogwarts » reviewsPart One of One Wizard's History by Godric Baggins. Warning: You need to forget pretty much everything you know about Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings before reading, because it gets very complicated and different from the known plots. Please review.Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-28-12 - Published: 9-3-10 - Helga H. & Godric G.16. Evil Genius reviewsBrittany S. Pierce is tired of being abused by Sue Sylvester, so she comes up with an evil plan to deal with it. Could she be smarter... and more evil... than everyone thinks? Mostly AU-ish. Please review.Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-12 - Sue S. & Santana L.17. Lessons I Learned from Ghost Adventures reviewsThis is just a short piece I wrote with humorous and random things I learned from repeatedly watching Ghost Adventures. Please review.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-12 - Complete18. Kilroy"Mata au hi made... Himitsu wo shiritai..." Please review.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 4-26-1219. Fall from Grace, Fall from Summer » reviewsHenry Bolet and his girlfriend, Summer, have broken up, and Henry has trouble dealing. And then, during another storm, a new girl appears in New Orleans and shakes things up. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-15-12 - Published: 1-29-1220. Pooles of Dread in Joon »Riley Poole goes on vacation to Dread Isle and meets his biggest fan. What happens when these two talk about some of their favorite subjects? Set in early 2008, between National Treasure 2 and Ransom of the Seven Ships. Please review.Crossover - National Treasure & Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 270 - Updated: 4-11-12 - Published: 7-24-11 - Riley P.21. AlmostBasically, this is an epilogue to Psycho IV: The Beginning. I don't want to give too much away in the summary, since it's supposed to be a one-shot. Please review.Psycho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Published: 4-9-12 - Complete22. She's Always Been Like This reviewsDuring Alibi in Ashes, an interview George does with a suspect's family member sheds some new light on the past of one of the suspects. Mostly just a funny one-shot. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-13-12 - Complete23. Abby in Wonderland reviewsAbby sees a white rabbit in the NCIS building in the Navy Yard. She follows it into the morgue, and then into Wonderland. Things get really crazy when she's mistaken for Alice. Please review.Crossover - NCIS & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-2-12 - Abby S. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp24. That Which We Call a Rose by Any Other NameThis is a backstory about the early days of Patrick and Emily's relationship and marriage, set in the mid- to late 1940's and early 1950's. One Wizard's History by Godric Baggins Part 1 1/2, sort of. Please review.Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Published: 2-28-12 - Lucy Pevensie & Patrick G.25. Guardian AngelMaureen Coyle's thoughts at the end of Psycho III. Mild spoilers included. Please review.Psycho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Published: 2-20-12 - Complete26. Guilt » reviews25 years after his greatest day ever, Ferris Bueller still harbors one regret about the lies he told to pull it off. Please review.Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-29-12 - Published: 11-12-1027. By the Sea reviewsThe week before their seventh year of Hogwarts, the Marauders and Lily Evans go to the beach. Hilarity ensues. Please review.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-12 - James P. & Lily Evans P.28. The Lemur Trio Part 2: 20,000 Lemurs Under the Sea »This is the sequel to my story The Lemur Garden. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 420 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete29. The Lemur Trio Part 1: The Lemur Garden »This is a story I wrote in 4th grade after reading The Secret Garden for the first time. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete30. What Is This Thing Called Love?: An EssayThis is a short essay I wrote second semester of my freshman year of college about Kim Addonizio's poetry collection What Is This Thing Called Love?. Please review.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete31. Drown: Machismo in the Section Drown reviewsThis is a short essay I wrote second semester of my freshman year of college about Junot Diaz's book Drown. Please review.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete32. Elementary School Reading ResponsesThese are reading responses I did in elementary school. Not my best work. Edited for grammar. Please review.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete33. Rules for Being a Horror Movie Character reviewsThe title is self-explanatory. Let me know if there's a rule you think should be added. If so, please GIVE EXAMPLES. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Movies & Psycho - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete34. Technical Theater Journals »In a technical theater class first semester of my first year of college, we had to go see plays or musicals and write about what we noticed about the technical aspects of the shows, and what we thought of them. Please review.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 776 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete35. The First Fangs-Giving reviewsThe Thompson family is having their first Thanksgiving in Scotland, but have nobody to invite over. When Tony has Rudolph's family over for dinner, things get a little bit awkward. Please review.Little Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-14-12 - Tony T. & Rudolph S.36. Fiona's Song reviewsThese are the random thoughts of Fiona Malloy, inspired by The Haunting of Castle Malloy. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-12 - Complete37. School of Life reviewsTaryn Lionflame is a young Wizard student in the School of Life. She's also an orphan with a mysterious past, one that she wants to uncover. Figuring it out is hard when she's stalked by a new boy. Please review.Wizard101 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-1238. A Million in the Hand"It's a dark and stormy night in the small town of Rosemond Valley... Late in this particular night, the town will be changed forever." Please review.Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Published: 1-14-1239. The Royal Palladium Theater NewsletterThis is a newsletter I wrote based on the fifth Nancy Drew game, The Final Scene. Beware: Here be spoilers. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 1-14-1240. Paseo Del Mar High School Student News »This is a newsletter I wrote based on the original version of the first Nancy Drew game, Secrets Can Kill. Beware: Here be spoilers. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 458 - Published: 1-14-1241. Beech Hill Museum Newsletter » reviewsThis is a newsletter I wrote based on the sixth Nancy Drew game, Secret of the Scarlet Hand. Beware: Here be spoilers. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-1242. A New Adventure reviewsThe Ghost Adventures Crew goes to yet another old, abandoned hospital for their next lockdown. Will it be their scariest yet? Please review.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-1243. Spencer in the AsylumOne day, Spencer wakes up in a mental institution, but he can't remember why he's there, or how he got there. Can he figure it out and break free? Please review.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Published: 1-8-12 - Spencer S.44. iLove More than Meat » reviewsIt's Valentine's Day, and Sam is embarrassed by what she wrote in Freddie's card. Set on the Valentine's Day before the series finale, "iGoodbye." Please review.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-8-12 - Sam P. & Freddie B.45. Women's Role in Ibo Culture reviewsThis is an essay I had to write in my 10th grade English class after we read Things Fall Apart. Please review.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-12 - Complete46. Eternal LifeThis is something I wrote in my 12th grade English class when we had to write responses to prompts and questions relating to themes in Frankenstein. My prompt was part of chapter 17 of Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone. Please review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 1-8-12 - Voldemort & Nicolas F. - Complete47. Just Like You » reviewsSoraya Sevillo-Walker is sent to the Green Lake Detention Camp for Boys, but she doesn't know why. Can she survive without the D-Tent Boys discovering her secret? Please review.Holes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-12 - Published: 7-24-11 - Zigzag48. Two Brothers, Plus One? » reviewsEight years after the movie version of The Thief Lord, 14-year-old Bo stumbles upon a shocking secret while researching a new hobby. Please review.Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-12 - Published: 9-3-1049. Response: My Last DuchessThis is a response I wrote in 12th grade about the short story "My Last Duchess." Please review.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Published: 12-23-11 - Complete50. The Lord of the Collars: The Fellowship of the Collar »Sequel to The Hobbit: The Stuffed Animal Edition. Peter Jackson-based musical. I don't own the lyrics used. Please review.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,509 - Updated: 12-23-11 - Published: 7-24-11 - Frodo B. & Bilbo B.51. Frances and Dirk reviewsThis is a story based on the back story of The Secret of Shadow Ranch, with Dirk Valentine and Frances Humber. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-1152. 8th Grade Reading Responses »These are short story reading responses I did in 8th grade. Not my best work. Please review.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,066 - Published: 12-23-11 - Complete53. This Is Our TimeThis is a song I wrote in 8th grade, inspired by Mikey's well speech. The tune is based loosely on The Corrs' "Breathless." Please review.Goonies - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Published: 12-23-11 - Mikey W. - Complete54. Tobias » reviewsWhat happens when two of Tim Burton's worlds collide? Tobias Ragg is about to find out after killing Sweeney Todd. Told from Toby's point of view. Please review.Crossover - Sleepy Hollow & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-11 - Published: 12-31-10 - Tobias R.55. NormanTaylor Camp is a young man trying to make it in show business in New York. What happens when he finds out that the new tenant in the apartment above his turns out to be his hero, who faked his own death? Please review.Psycho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Published: 7-24-1156. Phil of the Jedi »Phil accidentally gets left on Naboo when his family makes a bathroom break pit stop while returning to the future. Will he ever get home, or will he be stuck there? What happens when he's mistaken for the Chosen One? Qui-Gon really lives? Please review.Crossover - Star Wars & Phil Of The Future - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 834 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 9-4-10 - Qui-Gon J. & Phil D.57. All That I Have Left reviewsTarrant Hightopp, the Mad Hatter, lost his mind the day his home was destroyed. One thing he didn't realize that had survived, at first, gave him hope. Please review.Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-11 - Alice K. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete58. Shiz University, Narnia Campus » reviewsThe Kings and Queens of Narnia approve a university for Narnia. What happens when Queen Lucy goes to Shiz University of Narnia and ends up rooming with Galinda/Glinda Uplands and Elphaba Thropp? A Narnian Golden Age/Wicked Years crossover. Please review.Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 3-30-11 - Lucy Pevensie & Elphaba T.59. Fool of a Took: Pippin's Journal » reviewsPeter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies, as told by Pippin Took. Dedicated to my friend, Katherine, whose favorite character is Pippin. Please review.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 4-13-11 - Peregrin T. & Meriadoc B.60. The Attack of the Pigeon in the Piazza"It came without warning, seeking a statue… and revenge!" Based on a blooper from The Phantom of Venice. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Published: 7-24-1161. The Life of an Outlaw Woman reviewsThere's the story of Kissin' Kate Barlow that we saw in Holes. What happened during the years we didn't see? Please review.Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-11 - Kate B. & Sam62. The Adventures of Esteban the Monkey in FloridaI started this story in the summer of 2007, when we went to Disney World about a month after my sister was in a stage version of Don Quixote. One night after dinner, my dad thought he saw a monkey running around outside the restaurant, so I started this.Don Quixote - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 5-28-1163. Shower Intruder reviewsIt's finally here... the "Shower Intruder" parody! It tells the story of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho to the tune of the extended version of the Antoine Dodson song "Bed Intruder." Please review.Psycho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-11 - Complete64. 53 and a HalfThis is a one-shot lost chapter of my story Fairvale, set right after the chapter where Rudolph finds the will and before the final numbered chapter. Please review.Psycho - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 4-20-11 - Complete65. The 2012 Apocalypse reviewsOne day in my astronomy class in 12th grade, my two friends were discussing the 2009 movie 2012. That conversation inspired my student parody film The 2012 Apocalypse, found on my YouTube account. This is the original pre-shoot script. Please review.2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-18-11 - Complete66. Whose Hobbit Is It Anyway?There is never a normal day when filming Whose Line Is It Anyway? Take, for example, the time members of the Fellowship of the Ring take over. How will Drew Carey improv his way out of this one? Please review.Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 4-15-11 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.67. Silly Hollow »This is a parody movie/skit of Sleepy Hollow, both the Tim Burton movie and the Washington Irving story. Please review.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 145 - Published: 4-12-1168. Blackwood reviewsMel Corbalis and Leela Yadav used to be best friends. Reunited at Waverly Academy as valedictorian candidates plagued by the Black Cat, can they put aside their differences and survive the attacks as friends again? Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-1169. Inspector Gadget 3 » reviewsThis is actually a sequel to the two movies, but they didn't have a section in movies for Inspector Gadget. I started this story a long time ago, so I had to correct the grammar of my original chapters as I was typing them. Please review.Inspector Gadget - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-8-11 - Published: 9-17-0970. From the Mission Files of Agent P » reviewsEver wonder what really happens when Perry the Platypus goes on a mission? What really goes on inside his head? How does he do it? Requested by bookwatchertox. Please review.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 3-30-11 - Perry & Dr. Doofenshmirtz71. Summer Reading: The Naming, or The Gift reviewsThis is a summer reading book report I did just before starting 10th grade. It mostly retells the book, because we were supposed to give a description of what happened. Please review.Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-11 - Maered & Cadvan - Complete72. Summer Reading: The Hollow: HorsemanThis is a summer reading book report I did just before starting 10th grade. It mostly retells the book, because we were supposed to give a description of what happened. Christopher Golden and Ford Lytle Gilmore's The Hollow series book 1. Please review.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 4-6-11 - Complete73. Summer Reading: Dear America and Royal Diaries » reviewsThese are two summer reading book reports I did just before starting 8th grade. They're kinda cheesy. They mostly retell the books, because we were supposed to give a description of what happened. Please review.Dear America series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-11 - Complete74. Do You Believe in Magic? reviewsThis is a short monologue/skit I wrote for my drama class in high school. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-11 - Complete75. Fairvale PromoA short promo I wrote while writing the early chapters of Fairvale. Please review.Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Psycho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Published: 4-1-11 - Tobias R. - Complete76. Fairvale 2 »The sequel to my story Fairvale. Picks up a year after the end of the first story. More about Psycho than Sweeney Todd than the first story was, though. Please review.Psycho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 388 - Updated: 2-28-11 - Published: 2-22-1177. Tamia reviewsThis is a poem I wrote as a tribute to my one of my friends from high school. I was reminded of her after reading the first Crank book. Please review.Crank series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-11 - Complete78. Mr B and the MotelA one-shot about a guest that arrives at the Bates Motel one night in late 1959/early 1960, before Norman Bates meets Marion Crane. Please review.Psycho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 2-24-11 - Complete79. Fairvale » reviewsThis story started out as part Sweeney Todd 2 and part the real lives of me and my friends, but it morphed into mostly Psycho 5. There's a surprise villain from the past. Rated M for risque topics in certain chapters. Please review.Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Psycho - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 15,032 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-20-11 - Published: 11-25-09 - Johanna B. & Tobias R. - Complete80. Perry the Platypus' Superhero Profile reviewsI wrote this in my English class my first year of college when we had to study the traits of superheroes while watching TV before creating our own superheroes. I decided to describe Perry the Platypus. Please review.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-19-11 - Perry & Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete81. English Journals »These are some of the journals I did in my English class first semester of my first year of college. The others are on my Fiction Press page. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Movies & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 918 - Published: 1-19-11 - Complete82. Curtis Watches TV reviewsWhat happens when the Diffys leave Curtis home alone? He decides to watch and mimic TV. I was kind of bored when I wrote this short story, so I decided to combine two of my favorite Disney Channel shows. Please review.Crossover - Phil Of The Future & Dave the Barbarian - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-13-11 - Curtis - Complete83. Only on Thursdays reviewsArthur Dent has problems with Thursdays. I decided to write a song about the crazy Thursdays I experienced the first few weeks of my first semester in college. Please review.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-11 - Complete84. Maxine's Diner Commercial reviewsThis is a short TV commercial I wrote after playing the original Secrets Can Kill. It's based on the phone call you hear after calling the phone number for Maxine's Diner. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-10 - Complete85. A College Carol reviewsThis is a short skit I wrote for one of my floormates in college for a Christmas present, since he's a theater major. Please review.A Christmas Carol - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-10 - Complete86. Three Short Stories »Three short stories about my school years and the summer before 10th grade. References Indiana Jones, The Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars, and Don Quixote. Please review.Crossover - Indiana Jones & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 970 - Published: 11-26-10 - Complete87. Cell Analogy reviewsThis is a paper I wrote for my biology class in high school, comparing the Beech Hill museum to a plant cell. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-10 - Complete88. When the Headless Horseman RidesThis is a speech I wrote about Sleepy Hollow, the story and the movie, for my theater class a few years ago. Please review.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Published: 11-4-10 - Complete89. Behind the CurtainsThis is an essay I wrote for one of my English classes about my experiences working backstage for a theater group. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Oliver! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Published: 10-28-10 - Complete90. From Jersey to GalmaHeather Lopez is transported to the magical land of Galma during a thunderstorm. It just so happens that the Queen of Twilight has escaped her prison and captured Queen Arabelle. Sequel to The Wizard, The Witch, and Two Girls from Jersey. Please review.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 10-25-1091. Relic reviewsThis is a short poem I wrote in English class one year for part of a set of vocabulary words. Please review.Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-11-10 - Complete92. Epic Adventure Game reviewsThis is an instruction manual I wrote for a fictional game I created for a project on The Odyssey I did in my English class one year in high school. Please review.Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-10 - Complete93. If Beowulf Had a Facebook Page » reviewsFor the midterm in my 12th grade English class, instead of writing a traditional essay, we had to make up a Facebook page for a character from something we'd read in class, and then explain why we made the page the way we did. Please review.Beowulf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-10 - Beowulf & Grendel - Complete94. The Janitor's Name reviewsJD tries to guess the real name of the Janitor. Yes, I know, it's kind of a cheesy story, but it was late at night and I was tired when I wrote it off the top of my head. Please review.Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-23-10 - C. D. Turk & John D./J.D. - Complete95. Foster's Theatre Episode 1: The Big Science Test » reviewsThis is a little skit I wrote for an end-of-the-year review project for my science class in 8th grade. Foster's gets educational! Please review.Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-22-10 - Published: 8-31-09 - Bloo & Mac - Complete96. A Mix-Up at Sea » reviewsAn alternate version of Dead Man's Chest where a group of modern American teens get transported into the movie during a freak boating accident. Please review.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-10 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Davy Jones97. Til Death Do Us Part? reviewsThis is a research paper I did for my English class during my senior year of high school. It ties Frankenstein to popular culture, mostly movies, which was one of the topics my teacher assigned. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Movies & Frankenstein - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-10 - Victor F. - Complete98. Paint reviewsEver wonder what happened to Sam and Joon after the movie? Read on! Please review.Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-10 - Complete99. Nancy Drew Speech reviewsThis is a speech I wrote for my theater class a few years ago. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-09 - Complete100. Hey Norman reviewsThis is a song I wrote about Norman Bates that was written to the tune of the old Frosted Flakes commercial jingle. Please review.Psycho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-09 - Complete101. The Flying CheckThis is a story based on a dream I had several years ago where I was Elijah Wood in Radio Flyer. It includes a Publisher's Clearing House check the size of your average seventh grader. Please review.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Published: 11-6-09 - Complete102. Chem Is Try: A Christmas Carol Spoof reviewsThis is something I wrote around Christmastime in my 11th grade chemistry class. I adapted lines written by Charles Dickens to fit my teacher, Mr. Hall. *Mr. Hall died 2/15/10, about 14 months after I wrote this. Please review.A Christmas Carol - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-09 - Complete103. Peter Pan: A Retelling » reviewsA retelling of the 2003 version of the movie. Liberties have been taken to fit a stuffed animal cast. Cowritten by my younger sister. Please review.Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 8-14-09 - Peter P. & Wendy D.104. Jazz Poem reviewsThis is a jazz poem that I wrote in English class at the end of 11th grade. My teacher thought it was funny, but I doubt he realized it was a huge Nancy Drew reference. Please review.Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-3-09 - Complete105. The National Treasure Song reviewsSome of the main characters from the first movie got together to record an exclusive song for the soundtrack. However, during the recording, some of them got into a bit of a... disagreement. Please review.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-2-09 - Riley P. & Ian H. - Complete106. Science Fiction or Not? reviewsThis is a graduation requirement research paper I did for 11th grade English class. I don't know why the websites disappeared on the works cited. Note to negative critics: I was less than half a point away from an advanced score. Please review.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-09 - Complete107. Poems » reviewsThese are some really old poems I wrote about Harry Potter. Please review.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-09 - Harry P. - Complete108. The Hobbit: The Radio Spoof Edition » reviewsMy sister and I cowrote this. I edited this and my friends and I added commercials to it when we were working on radio shows in my theater class my first year of high school. Please review.Crossover - Misc. Movies & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-09 - Bilbo B. - Complete109. All-American Girl: What Happens Next? reviewsI wrote this essay for an English assignment where we had to read one book per nine weeks and write some sort of paper on it. Unfortunately, I wrote this before reading the sequel, so things might not be how Meg Cabot'd have seen it. Please review.All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-09 - Complete110. Driving Miss Daisy: An EssayThis is an essay I wrote for my English class several years ago when we read Driving Miss Daisy. Please review.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Published: 8-18-09 - Complete111. Ender's Game: An Essay reviewsHere's an essay that I wrote for English class a few years ago when we were reading Ender's Game. NOTE THAT THE TOPICS WRITTEN ABOUT WERE REQUIRED BY MY ENGLISH TEACHER. Please review.Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-09 - Complete112. The Return of the Hessian » reviewsA story based on the Tim Burton version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Please review.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 8-14-09113. Misunderstood reviewsA poem based on an actor interview on the DVD of Tim Burton's version of Sleepy Hollow. Please review.Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-09 - Complete
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