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since: 10-13-06, id: 1149020, Profile Updated: 11-19-09
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Author has written 1 story for Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Prefered Fandoms: Narnia (I'm not a big fan of Prince Caspian in general though), Star Wars, Disney, and Kung Fu Panda

As for the pairings I go for, it's safe to say I stick very closely to canon most of the time, though I admit that I'm something of a multishipper at heart. Here's my list of preferance, in no particular order...

Narnia: I don't support most of the popular ships, except for Cor/Aravis, and a little bit of Susan/'The Nerd'

Star Wars: Anakin/Padme, Han/Leia (The best ship in SW ever), Luke/Mara, Obi-Wan/Siri, Qui-Gon/Tahl, Ferus/Darra (I wish), Anakin Solo/Tahiri

Kung Fu Panda: (For all of these they have to be well written, or else I won't read them.) Tigress/OC, Po/OC, Shifu/OC, Crane/Mei Ling, Crane/Viper, Mantis/Viper, and very rarely Po/Tigress and Po/Viper

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Fanfiction Goals I Intend To Reach Someday

1.) Finish a multi-chapter fanfic.

2.) Write a fanfic that is an AU and yet done in a completely believable fashion.

3.) Some day reach 1,000 reviews.

4.) Write a fanfic that will start a trend.

5.) Write a parody on bad fanfiction, bad grammer/writing skills, and Mary Sues/ Gary Stus.

6.) Update in a timely manner and not leave everyone hanging.

Now, about the fics I am planning on making someday (whenever THAT is...)

(Not in order)

The Right Time and Place - This is a really rough idea that I'm not even sure will see the light of day. I figured since every mother's son (or daughter) has a 'Luke Skywalker goes back in time' fic, I should get to play around with the same idea... with a twist. What if Luke was not only thrown back in time, but what if he was thrown into a heavily altered universe? With the Empire more powerful then he had ever seen it before, Luke now has to make his way through this oddly familiar, yet horribly different galaxy while trying to find his way back home. -Star Wars FanFic- AU

Son Of The Heart - Tai Lung wasn't always evil, no matter what he had become. My personal take on what Shifu's favored student was like in the years before his fall from grace. -Kung Fu Panda FanFic- Canon

Mending - According to Sercrets of the Furious Five, Tigress was in an orphanage and was taken out by Master Shifu. This fic will attempt to explain why he would take the time to help a troublesome child so soon after Tai Lung's imprisonment, and how the rest of the Furious Five came to be under his teaching. -Kung Fu Panda Fanfic- Canon

Knock on Wood - Edmund, shortly after arriving back home after LWW, has an accident and hits his head. Once he wakes up, the other children find that Edmund has reverted back to his kingly persona, right in front of their mother! Will the Pevensies be able to cover for Edmund and get him back to normal before the secret of Narnia is unleashed? -The Chronicles of Narnia FanFic- Canon

The Lightsaber's Master- Darth Vader's ruminations on his last encounter with Obi-Wan, and the lightsaber now in his possesion. Repost -Star Wars FanFic- Canon

Untitled - In the wake of the new Clone Wars serise and all the uproar (both positive and negitive) over it, I've decided that the Intertrilogy/Rebellion era needs some much needed attention. In a serise of short stories, I'm going to try to flesh out our favorite heros, villains, and everyone in between from both the prequel and original trilogies as they struggle through the dark times. (Includes characters from the EU as well.) -Star Wars FanFics- Mostly Canon

I've also had an idea of young Luke and Leia being together, but I can't make up my mind if they should be raised by Padme (who survived), Obi-Wan, or an Anakin Skywalker who never turned even though the galaxy still fell and Padme still died. PM me with suggestions!

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I update things at a rather slow pace, so rest easy knowing that though I'm slow, I don't give up on my fanfics (unless it's not allowing me to write them, I've had it happen. Then I kill the fic by deleting it from my computer without so much as a goodbye). But if I have the plot in my head and I know I can write it out, then you can be assured that I will finish each and every one of them, in time. ;)

EDIT: September '09: I have gotten rid of my Avatar story. I'm sorry, but I just don't feel right, keeping up something that will never be finished. I'm not into Avatar anymore anyway (the spiritual things in it got too weird for me), so I had to say goodbye to my fic. Sorry for all those who liked it and had it on their favs list... I hope you understand!

Now, here are some silly profile things that I really couldn't resist adding. Feel free to skip it if you so desire...

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96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're Jewish and proud of it, unite all Jewish fanficers by pasting this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you despise chatspeak, c0py th15 1n70 ur profile

If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (Man, it's so sad!)

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense suffered severe depression as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

1. Clarity reviews
...He hadn't really expected to be a listening ear tonight, but once Ahsoka Tano appeared at the tent flap, timidly asking if she could talk, he knew that tonight he would have to set aside his other activities and allow her an audience...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-15-08 - Obi- Wan & Ahsoka - Complete
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