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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Galactik Football, and Power Rangers. Hello(Warning! This is as nice I'm going to be throughout the rest of the profile. So readers in a strange disposition or are easily squemish, scared, terriffied or not random, insane or defiant, look somewhere else or hit hide bio) Here's a couple of facts about me that are either a) general b) random c) not about me but the crazy people who are reading this instead of stories. Name: Like I'd tell, but for now, you can have my many nicknames: Dare-deviless, tai, fox,Terminator, Dracula's Daughter, Daughter of the Devil, evil kanival, death eyes, firestarter, daniodle, Avy(uloa), Tiar, DJ'K', Glacia.Inferno.Fly.Thorn, Ice-queen, Skyla(rk) Gemini, Lil'lil' tig cub and Dark-death...you can never have too many nicknames(although can the idiots who keep calling a walking, talking encylopedia, please get a life already?) Age: What the bloody hell makes you think I'd tell you, creepy person with no social life that spends forever trawling through people's profiles? Gender: Female(but people say I act more like a boy. WARNING! This also means that, Devil forbid, any perverts reading this, I can kick your ass from here to Space Nebula Grainery 5 and back, as well as your parents, your siblings and the pervy boyfriends you got in your MSN list) Fav food: rice, RICE, RICE!! (can you tell?) Hobbies: Reading, writing, reading, sleeping, reading, sport(for more detail read the next list), reading Sports: Solo figure skating, rugby league, street/break dancing, canoeing, kayaking, swimming, gymnastics, fighting with boys twice my size at least and winning(for all those who didn't get the message. Mess with me and you will die a most painful death!) Crazy friends who also go on fanfic: Charter1, VibrantVirgo, SweetScriber, keeya, Emma-please note does not have account, Crazy Chic Cheeky Monkey(actually my sister but who cares?) Crazy friends who don't go on fanfic: E.T, Grace, lukey-boy, Anthony, Madam Adam, Matthew Most stupid thing i have ever done: Got drunk on punch at a garden party and started pole dancing on the person's washing pole in front of at least 30 people including kids. Rudest part?: Started stripping (AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!) Fav colour: Blue Fav number: 8 Fav sweet: Strawberry Bonbons Fav chocolate: Tolberone(any of you seen the size of the ones in Germany and Belgium? WWWOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH) Chatroom Force: Ever wondered what happened to the long gone teams? Why set up a website to keep in touch with other rangers. Although I think they are about to see why Ninja Storm so often had Cam reaching for his hair...and some form of alcohol! Intertwined: Harry Potter- set after HBP, when Harry is about to make his escape from the Dursleys to go fight Voldermort, he is gifted as an elemental along with Ron and Hermione. The fourth is a vampire princess from an entirely different world. Only these four know she is an elemental. Good going too, as her father wants to control all elementals and she's the one he's after most. Vampires, Death Eaters and Voldermort all after them. Can it get any worse? Cookies: What is in the trunk? good guesses but all wrong ANSWER: the elements The name to Chapter 2? no-one but i think it was rather obvious ANSWER: Rise of the elementals if anyone can figure out who Lord Voldermort's other persona is? No-one so far if anyone knows the secret Hermione has that causes her entrapment? No-one so far East meets west: Alex Rider- set after Ark Angel, hooked again into another misson, this time to China, he's investigating Triad children. but with his cover already blown and he doesn't even know, he's in more danger than ever before. He becomes fixtated around one child who isn't quite all she appears to be. With more gadgets and daring espionage tricks, Alex Rider is back for more! Cookies: Who is Midnight Death? Guesses but most are wrong. One person got it right but not saying who. That person will recieve a PM congratulating them but should I find out they spilt to others I will show you why people call me Dark-death. The Secret of the Galaxy: Galactik football- set from the beginning but my version. Aarch reforms the team of Alkillian but with novices. One has a secret from the rest that is different from those on the TV. Similar but with my editations to it. Cookies: Can you find anything wrong with my first chapter? two people, same answer. i mispelt the defender's, Thram, name wrong. Can you guess who Bleylok will have a personal interest in? No-one so far. Why is Clamp such a bonehead with girls? No-one so far. This is a story about some homosexuals and their sad life. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, EAPshadows, Rairox64, rAiKiMlOver455673, kittygirliebella101, Dare-deviless Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile if you think that katara (and probably everyone else) needs to be "remmoved" from the equation for a little while so that aang and toph can realize how much they love eachother, copy and past this into your profile (not that it won't happen if they don't, it'll just happen quicker) To many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think we should go bother Snape, copy this to your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think flamers should get a life, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, HeadGoddessofCynicism, Nyx - Night Goddess, Jia Yu, blindbandit, azulafan360 MoaningMomoMormon, Dare-deviless A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. You know when you are living in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.x 2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years._/ 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace._/ 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv._/ 6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job._/ 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.x 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends._/ 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.x 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.x 11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.x 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.x but love it anyway. If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutarian! (Written by Zutara-Princess) "ZUTARA 4 EVER! If you hate onions on pizza, copy/paste this in your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to read, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, azulafan360, MoaningMomoMormon, Dare-deviless If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. ~Survey~ Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Where are you? Look up, now look back. What did you see? What's the last thing you ate? What's your personality like? Who do you have a crush on? What was the last thing you thought? You have a million dollars. What do you do? Put it in the bank and live off the interest What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? What are you thinking RIGHT NOW? 1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? Hong Kong 2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Her 3. What can you hear right now? Stupid sis and friend watching Super Sweet 16 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Oy, Bratula, go get me a book for this quiz. Bratula: silence as she complies 5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Super Sweet 16 6. Type your name with your elbow. chnasntgé...oops that didn't come out right!! :S(btw that's suppose to be my real name) 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? Bookcase 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? What the hell is that? 9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I did this survey 10. Find the thrid letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? LheiuOntiyruBpnoai If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "i'm glad i'm a girl, girls can do lots of things that boys can't do like wear bikinies." If I was a boy, I would get a sex change - that's something which I want all girls to put in their profile If you ever have a scholl/class compeition- particuarly boys v girls and you beat them in round one, here's a fun quote "Rematch or repeat/replay?" "if i had a penny for every time you said something stupid, I'd throw them all at you." The two most common elements in the wuniverse are hydrogen and stupidity, not necessarily in that order Intelligence plus character, that is the true goal of education- Martin Luther King JR Dolores Umbridge I will have order! You know, I really hate children! As she is carried into the forest by the centaurs I am Senior Undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge. Put me down! Things here at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared. Cornelius will want to take immediate action. Kingsley Shacklebolt: After Dumbledore disappears with Fawkes; to Cornelius Fudge You may not like him Minister, but you can't deny it. Dumbledore's got style. Umbridge: You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? Snape: ...Yes. Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful? Snape: ...Obviously. Ron snickers just as Umbridge leaves. Snape whacks him over the head with a book. Umbridge: You will please copy the approved text four times to insure maximum pretention. There will be no need to talk. Hermione: sotto voice No need to think is more like it. Hermione: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Ron just stares at her Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry and guilty about kissing him. Conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mother from her job at the Ministry and frightened of failing her O.W.L.'s because she's so busy worrying about everything else. Ron: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode! Hermione: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon! Neville: Bellatrix Lestrange. Bellatrix Lestrange: Neville Longbottom is it? How's mum and dad? Neville: Better points wand now they're about to be avenged. Black, SiriusOf course, he might have crawled into the airing cupboard and died... but I mustn't get my hopes up. Keep muttering and I will be a murderer! To Kreacher, calling Sirius a murderer to himself. Kreacher- ...the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black- And it's getting blacker everyday! It's filthy! Granger, Hermione Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Professor McGonagall, Minervatalking to Peeves who was trying to sabotage a chandelier It unscrews the other way. Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans -- I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking. I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher. Snape:Crabbe, loosen your hold a little. If Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job. Tonks Ah well...wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? OK, let's go. Locomotor trunk. ARE YOU MAD, MAD-EYE? Fred: We thought we heard your dulcet tones. Hermione Granger: Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you... Dolores Umbridge: Potter has as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore has of ever returning to this school. Mrs. Weasley: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family! Weasley, Ronald From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell, 'Die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong. We've got about as much chance of winning the Quidditch cup this year as dad's got of becoming Minister of Magic You should write a book. Translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them. "you're dead, potter." "funny you'd think i'd have stoped walking around"- Draco Malfoy+Harry Potter from Harry Potter and OotP(book) "I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley"- Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody from Harry Potter and OotP(book) "Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I'd worked that much out myself, funnily enough."- Ron Weasley+Harry Potter from Harry Potter and HbP(book) "It's sort of exciting, isn't it? Breaking the rules?" "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?"- Hermione Granger+Ron Weasley from Harry Potter and OotP(film) "nobody move... i droped my brain."- Cpt. Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: AWE "do you think he plans it or makes it up as he goes along"- Lord cutler Beckett's aide from Pirates of the Caribbean: AWE She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you're all set to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman. - Cpt. JAck Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: CotBP Jack: You look bloody awful. What are you doing here? Norrington: You hired me, remember? I can't help it if your standards are lax. "there will be no knowing here... i thought i knew you."- Cpt. Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: DMC "see you can trust me to be dishonest it's the honest ones you have to look out for cause you can never tell when they'll do something incredably...stupid"-Cpt. Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: CotBP "don't touch my dirt" -Cpt. Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: DMC Will Turner, do you take me... to be your wife... in sickness and in health... with health being the less likely? -Elizabeth Swann/Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean: AWE Jack: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like. hands Gibbs his hat Gibbs: Aye aye, Captain! throws hat Hooray!! Jack: Now go and get it. "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it."- Cpt. Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: DMCA/n: anyone seen the remix on youtube...pure gold!! "i've heard it's the latest fashon in london" "then women in london must have learned not to breath" - Governor Swann+Elizabeth Swann from Pirates of the Caribbean: CotBP Now we are TNT. And that is one of the most powerful explosives known to man. That's what you are, what you are, that's damn sure what you are. Stomp the Yard We rep the Thetas, Thetas, Thetas. We rep the Thetas, Thetas, Thetas. We rep the woo, ohh, woo, BOOM! Stomp the Yard Aerrow: What's gotten into Finn? from "Storm Hawks" Junko: The beacon tower! It's stopped... uh...beaconing! Aerrow: Most people would say this mission is dangerous, reckless, and pretty much impossible. Piper: In other words, just our style. Finn and Junko are in Junko's Skimmer, which is close to crashing. Dark Ace is chasing Finn: Junko, we got a problem here! Junko: The crashing problem or the him problem?! Finn and Junko are in Junko's Skimmer. Junko is trying to pull up to prevent it from crashing Finn: We're gonna make it. We're gonna make it. Junko accidentally breaks the controls Finn and Junko: We're gonna die! Piper: whispering Radarr, quiet. Aerrow: Piper, why are we whispering? Piper: Aerrow, this is a phoenix nest. You know what a phoenix is, right? Aerrow: Sure. It's a birdie. Piper: It's more than just a bird. It's a very big bird, and it's usually on fire. Finn: to Piper Well, I was wondering, seeing as you're a girl and all, you wanna braid each other's hair or something? Piper laughs Finn: What? Piper: Thanks, Finn. I really needed that. Finn: to Aerrow I will never understand girls. Dark Ace: You? But... Aerrow: Next time you try to finish off a Storm Hawk, you might want to try something different than a storm! Stork: Steam... Oh, that's good. Ice cave... Oh, that's bad. Junko: You guys are gonna be so glad that you let me cook. Stork puts a piece of paper in front of Finn Stork: My will. Piper: Well, I did always say I wanted a better view. Finn: Stork, what exactly am I doing again? Stork: Well, sound waves of certain frequency and volume level cancel each other out. Finn: Right. What exactly am I doing again? Stork: slaps his face Saving the world with your... rock. Finn: Sweet! Garrett: Ha! Spuds one, Talons none! Finn: Dude, what's with the hair? Piper: That's nothing. Wait 'til you hear his nickname. Finn: They gave you guys nicknames? Aw, I should have gone, too. Always wanted a nickname. Slick! No, no; Hotshot! Master Blaster! Chica-Cha Dude! Aerrow: Stork, I'm sure we can find a way to patch up the impellor. Stork: yells in frustration It's already been patched! A thousand times, just like everything on this flying deathtrap! The emergency sprinkles are full of slime... when you flush the toilet, it sends a hundred volts through the seat... they hear Junko yell in pain off-screen Finn: Uh, yeah, it would be good to get that fixed... Piper: There might be a way to find the Condor using its timepulse code. Aerrow: Great! What's the code? Piper: Who knows? It's a 46-digit number and it's only written on the ship's ownership card, which is still on the Condor. Stork: Oh, you mean "19837657289478274673892837584736 takes a deep breath 7436573875643 takes a deep breath 8"? Finn: Uh... Cyclonis wears bad shoes! Everyone gasps Piper: sighs Finn... Finn: Uh... Cyclonis, uh, never shampoos! Master Cyclonis: to guard Throw the rude one into the cage! Aerrow: Stork, find some cover, fast! Referring to his lack of clothing, Radarr having pulled off his towel to plug up a steam leak Stork: Was getting kinda drafty... reaches for his towel Aerrow: I meant for the ship... Stork: Right... Piper: Actually, if you could do both, that would be great. Metamorphosis 1.01 Rikki: Zane Bennett's a pig. Anything I can do to get under his skin can't be a bad thing, can it?Cleo: Hey Emma, want a ride ? Elliot: How did you do that? edit Surprise 1.14Emma: Oh no, my tail! Season 2 Control 2.01 Swimming into the moon-pool Emma: You swam like a turtle! What kept you? When the full moon rises Rikki: to Lewis It's important, Lewis. Check on us. When the girls find Lewis on Mako Island Rikki: to Lewis Your pants will take ages. I'll just dry them. edit Double Trouble 2.03To Emma when Zane comes back Rikki: Stop worrying! Last time Zane saw me I was perfectly normal! "The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl" "sounds to me like you're scared" "the boulder is over his conflicted feelings" -Boulder+Toph from Avatar: TLA "drink cactuse juice it will really quench your thirst. . . its the quenchiest."- Sokka from Avatar: TLA "you must not be from around here, we know better than to touch the white jade let alone make into tea and drink it."- Song from Avatar: TLA "Look at that dust cloud... it's so poofy, poof"- Ty Lee from Avatar: TLA "yah it's no use we're seperated, but at least you have us." "argh" digs faster.- Chong+Sokka from Avatar: TLA "that is correct master arrowhead."- Chong from Avatar: TLA "secret love cave, lets go."- Sokka from Avatar: TLA "don't let the cave in get you down, don't let the falling rocks turn your smile into a frown, when the tunnle gets dark and thats when you need a clown, don't let the cave in get you down, Sokka."- Chong from Avatar: TLA "Look what i found pakui berries known to cure the poisine of the white jade, or makaola berries that cause blindness."- Iroh from Avatar: TLA "nobody react to what i'm about to say, but i think that kid might be the avatar."- Chong from Avatar: TLA "Delectible tea, deadly poisin."- Iroh from Avatar: TLA I LOVE CAVE OF TWO LOVERS. Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Aangsfan - We'll never tell. You'll never know. MoaningMomoMormon, HUFFLEPUFF ALL THE WAY!, Dare-deviless - I'm in Hufflepuff! For all those that do want to join here's the link to Third Floor Corridor: http://thirdcorridor.proboards.com/index.cgi? If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.- the case with everything about me If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever had someone just stare at you in public, and you don't know why copy and past this into your profile Copy this on to your profile if you want Maiko (MaixZuko) to die! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (I even snorted and we were taking a quiz in math) if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile! 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile! I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force. He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged. For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works. I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. .. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.. 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I looked stressed! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience. Mum Quotes: Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. "There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. "Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mum?" A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. If a mother's place is in the kitchen, why am I always in the car? Men. How many crossed roads do they need to pass before they admit they are lost? 1. First name: Who wants to know? 2. Were you named after anyone? No, but my mum decided to use her French GCSE to pick my name 3. When did you last cry? When I ran into my BEEP BEEPING BEEPITY BEEP BEEP that calls himself my dad 2 months ago 4. Do you like your hands? Actually, I'm not fussed 5. What is your favorite lunchmeat? BBQ ribs rack that schoo, had last friday (commence drooling) 6. Do you have kids? Does a little sister count? 7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'm awesome, of course I would 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Does my world domination plan count? 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Do you ask obvious questions and expect me to answer them? 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? No, I can eat what I want and my teeth remain fine 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Just tell me where to jump off 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Don't et cereal...I'm naughty 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Nope. 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes, rugby does that to you 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Raspberry Ripple (commence drooling again) 17. WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE? Seven 18. DO YOU PREFER RED OR PINK? Red, under no circumstances will I ever choose pink, it is my most hated colour 19. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My mum's boyfriend/fianceé (that counts right?) 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My innocence 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS FORM IN THEIR PROFILE? Only if they take the time to put in their own answers and not just leave mine! 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? No shoes--I'm suppose to be asleep right now. I wear black pants most of the time. You can't really get good pants in colors besides black, and I hate jeans. 23. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Strawberry knickerbocker lory (best icecream ever!) 24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Alicia Keys- No One 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black. With swirls of blood. Kids would love me. 26. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Chinese buffet 27.WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum 28. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? I don't notice anything. I'm asexual so I don't feel attraction to either sex 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from PinkrangerV. Do't know her, but I like her basis of randomness 30. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? Hawaiian Ice OMG totally awesome (please start drooling agai) 31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT? My invented sport of football with rugby moves on ice. BRILLIANT! 32. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? Extremely dark brown, so much so that they are almost black! 33. WHAT IS YOUR HAT SIZE? Don't know, but its bigger than most due to my out of control frizzy hair. Last time I tried wearing a hat it popped off. Great source of annoyment to the tacher as she wated us to wear them, but clearly my hair agreed with my brain in that they were ridiculous 34 DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope. 35. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Chinese buffet. (Need i say anyore, droolers?) 36. DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? SCARY MOVIES SCARY MOVIES SCARY MOVIES!!! They are f* awesome! 37. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Alice in wonderland 3D 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Trousers. I refuse to leave the house without them. 39. DO YOU PREFER SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter 40. DO YOU PREFER HUGS OR KISSES? Neither, I hate both. I don't like that closed contact feeling 41.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? Knickerbocker Glory (Drool?) A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you know, and want to slug said readers, copy and paste this into your profile. If you also know the difference between wanting to do something and actually doing it, and wish the rest of the world did, copy and paste this into your profile. If you never, ever plan on putting anything in your body, and are proud of that, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If your family is as dysfunctional as it gets and you are as far from proud as you can be, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you are non-stop on this computer, copy this into your profile I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree. If you believe that there's no reason Christians should hate people practicing Magyk, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list if you actually practice it. RavenclawHermione94, PinkRangerV, dare-deviless If you think someone should hold an official convention to explain how the word 'Magic' is properly spelled for Wiccans, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think someone should hold an official convention to ban the Frosts from calling themselves 'Wicca' because they make us all look like raving lunatics, copy and paste this into your profile. Twenty percent of teenagers will suffer from teen depression before they are adults. If you are one of the twenty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you would be locked up by the government and under maximum security if they could read some of your thoughts, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you are proud of that, add your name to this list: PinkRangerV, Dare-deviless If, even though you probably have no intention of ever going near those thoughts again, you have ever wondered about your capability to kill yourself or what the world would be like without you, put this on your profile. No one will judge. If you've ever written a copy-and-paste saying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a worse memory than Tommy Oliver, copy and paste this onto your profile.(I do't but i like it anyway) If you know who that is and laughed at that joke, copy and paste this onto your profile. Zombies-Nature's way of pissing off science Explosives Technician-If you see me running, try to keep up! Instant Human, just add coffee Mary had a little lamb. I ate it with mint sauce. 333, I'm only half-evil Apple: I keep the doctor away! Banana: I make fat people slip! Grenade: I destroy infedels! I love math! 1+1=11! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a cup of noodles: "WARNING: product may be hot when ready" (Apparently we use ice cubes to cook noodles nowadays.) A newspaper headline read :FIVE MEN DO THE WORST THING EVER. And then there was nothing more on the subject but a picture of a jail. Anyone else curious what the 'worst thing ever' is? A computer packaging label read "WARNING! Contents are liable to overload. HANLDLE WITH CAUTION!". Don't computers need to be plugged in to overload in the first place? On a package of sesame seed burger buns: "NOTE: ingesting sesame seeds will not cause sesame plants to grow in your stomach". Do I even need to say ANYTHING after that? Boys say I kick like a girl. The last one that said that ended up in hospital. I broke his arm LOL If you can sing in a language you don't know, copy and paste this onto your profile.- I know 99 red balloons in german better than in english! If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile (Vampire/Sprite/Mermaid) If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you have an insane army at your command, copy and paste this into your profile, adding your name and army--TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE WORLD! MoonlitRain01 with blue snails bearing battleaxes, PinkRangerV with Vampyre Ducklings and poodles named Fifi that have been turned into zombies...(The poodles were all named Fifi in their past life. I liberated them. I am awesome.), Dare-deviless with elemental beings,vampires, my little sister on a sugar high, my torture3 chamber and my 80 page(ish) plan on taking oer the world as evilly as possible If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver "I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference." "There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over." I'm awesome. Agree or die. "You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name." "An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences" We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass best friends. "Best friends through thick and thin! I am worse than evil! I am the authoress! (-giggles insanely in the background-) If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (the cookies are pretty good too!) I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours... "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night" Good quotes: "I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat." You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! ~Fang-Maximum Ride-School's Out--Forever "You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin-LOTR-Fellowship of the Ring (THE MOVIE VERSION! J.R.R. Tolkein would be turning in his grave at this...hilarity...) "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"-Legolas-LOTR-The Two Towers (If you don't get why I put it here, type it into YouTube.) "Power Rangers RPM, We Stick Together!" --RPM theme song. The whole world cringed in horror. "I'm riding with Willy Wonka!" --RPM, Fade To Black Part 1 "Big Brother is watching you."--1984, Gorge Orwell I know how it feels to be one with the universe. I see God in nature. I believe that I have Parents who are not only my ultimate Creators, but love me for me. I have powers that let me see new places and people without leaving my bedroom. I can talk to the spirits of those who are passed on. It's wonderful to know that I won't have to be sad when I leave Earth. I have friends who listen to me and offer their experience of life, even though they don't have it anymore. I care for all that's living, especially that which can't defend itself. Because of misunderstanding Christians, I wasn't always this way. I was once the girl who thought she was a demon. I was the boy who was afraid of thinking God is a Mother, too. I was the child with powers I never understood. I cried myself to sleep when I found out how strongly my parents' religion hated my gifts. I was afraid someone would put me on drugs and take my gift away, so I said nothing when I found I could sense more than I saw. I heard my friends talking about how evil Wicca was and couldn't say a word, because then they might never stop thinking I was evil, too. I can only ever show the world half of me. Repost this if you believe that Wicca has been misrepresented in the world, and that it does more harm then good. I love this poem! The author might think it's not very good, but it's brilliant. When a child kneels down and prays to God Simply because they want to Or when another confronts their parents And says they don’t believe it’s true When a little girl cries because She doesn’t know what’s out there And her brother reassures her With a Being who cares Or a person finds peace In just being free And saying ‘there’s nothing out there That could ever control me’ That is their choice And it’s a beautiful thing What kind of Lord, gods or spirits Would dream of clipping their wings? Great minds can read this! RACISM IS WRONG! 10 Commandments of a Teenager so true. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. It seems like 99 percent of the teen age population at your school is obsessed with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of meager 1 percent that doesn't give a rat's ass what those fashion slaves, jocks, snobs, etc. think about you, copy this to your profile and add your Penname to the list: Sangheili Warrior Girl, Dare-deviless 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, Lara The Dark Angel, MoonlightSpirit, GhostDragon269, Dare-deviless There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek, Lara The Dark Angel, MoonlightSpirit, GhostDragon269, Dare-deviless If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile Girls ... You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. 1. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 5. When you are confused, I will use little words. 6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 7. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. Jack: Why not? We are very much alike, you and I, I and you, us. Elizabeth: Except for a sense of honor, and decency, and a moral center. And personal hygiene. Elizabeth: You and I are alike. And there will come a moment when you will show it — to do the right thing. Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. Elizabeth: You'll have the chance to do something, something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something: that you're a good man. Jack: All evidence to the contrary. Elizabeth: Oh, I have faith in you. Want to know why? Jack: Do tell, dearie! Elizabeth: Curiosity. You're going to want it... a chance to be admired and gain the rewards that follow. You're going to want to know what it tastes like. Jack: But I do want to know what it tastes like. Norrington: You actually were telling the truth. Jack: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised. Ron Weasley: You know what? We could order anything we liked in here, I bet that bloke would sell us anything, he wouldn't care. I've always wanted to try firewhiskey- Fred Weasley: Give her hell from us, Peeves. Fred Weasley: Do mine ears deceive me? Hogwarts prefects surely don't wish to skive off lessons? Dumbledore, Albus: I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness. And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure. We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on. I take my hat off to you— or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders. (to Harry) Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth. There is nothing to be feared from a body, Harry, any more than there is anything to be feared from the darkness. Malfoy, Draco: Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers. Professor Snape, Severus You dare use my own spells against me, Potter? It was I who invented them — I, the Half-Blood Prince! Don't call me COWARD! Your father only took me on when it was four to one. What would you call him? Weasley, George: Well, we find we appreciate you more and more, Mum, now we're washing our own socks. Ron Weasley Hope you hammer McLag — I mean — Smith. Believe me, being dead will have improved him a lot. Thanks-er, why do I need socks? Lord VoldemortGreatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes advertisement Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who? Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge. Severus Snape: Do you remember me telling you we were practicising non-verbal spells, Potter? Phineas Nigellus I can't see why the boy should be able to do it better than you, Dumbledore. Severus Snape: ...and of course, as Potter so wisely tells us, are transparent. Prime Minister: But for heaven's sake — you're wizards! You can do magic! Surely you can sort out — well — anything! Mrs. Weasley: Promise me you'll look after yourself ... stay out of trouble... Ron Weasley: Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since. Ginny Weasley: Three dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a hippogriff tatooed across your chest. Hermoine Granger: Shes going to ban you from the libiary if youre not careful. Why did you have to bring that stupid book, anyway?" Harry Potter: Its not my fault shes barking mad, Hermoine. Or do you think she overheard you talking about Filch? I always knew there was something going on between them... Hermoine Granger: Oh ha, ha. If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this onto your profile! If you have a list of over twenty people who should be squashed by a Wailord, copy this onto your profile! A true Pokémon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokémon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokémon holds. And you'll love Pokémon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokémon fan, then copy this onto your profile! If you think Harley (Pokémon) is a complete nut job, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love contestshipping copy this into your profile! (Oh Yeah!!) If you are OBSESSED with Pokémon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak! If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile. If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this into your profile. BEST FRIENDS/FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever... I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle. Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, This is a poem I wrote, because I feel strongly about animal abuse, if you do to then read. Animal Abuse Hi, my name is Rover, and I am but one, I am still a puppy, who loves to have fun I'm loyal and I'm friendly, as cute as can be, but everyday I ask why, why I'm not set free, Did I do something wrong, am I really all that bad, did I not wag my tail enough, and make my master mad, No, I'm not alone, there are others you see, but they all still fight, their still trapped just like me, right now I want to cry, for he will come tonight, but I am still broken, from the last fight, here he comes now, I pray he lets me be, but I try not to whimper, as he kicks me, I am thrown into the arena, and drop to the ground, as the other dog bites me, I make no sound, I do not hate the other dog, I am to blame, it can't be mans fault, that my time has finally came, I watch them walk away, with not even a goodbye, I know this is the last I'll see them, I know I'm going to die, No, I am not sad, No, I have not lied, if there is one truth you sould know, I am happy I have died. If your against animal fighting and/or abuse copy this onto your profile! I hope you all do, it may not help, but it may make people aware of how serious this is, you don't beleive me? Go to google and type in animal abuse and/or fighting into images, you'll see what I mean! If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile Did you know... The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are Me: Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the cruelest of them all? When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes Break my Heart I break your neck Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor) You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. (Escept for me, I can't wait to get into Hell. Satan is going to wish he never condemned me! Mwah-hah-ha-ha!) Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic... Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! Love your enemys! It really pissess them off! The voices in my head don't like you Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it. "You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had." If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty -I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous -yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet -save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate. - I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. - No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me -Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. -when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons? -when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment? -i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? -I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that. -smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to - therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide - excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it -if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? -i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there -the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide -your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend -tell the truth and run -if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? -education is important. school however, is another matter. -i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends You can talk to innanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know somethings wrong Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on Help me to always give 100 at work... And help me to remember... Amen. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over If you know me, chances are you hate me. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you. "I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap." People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion? You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head. You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So" When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why. Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish. Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you Its a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name “Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!” Sarcastic!Me?Never! If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two? I’m a cold and heartless bitch, but I’m damn good at it Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Easy. Unfortunatley Very easy. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: What time do those legs open? Woman: Same time you lose your manhood. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" Quotes and Stuff 'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?' Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see. Friends may give you an alibai but brothers will help hide the body. Woman, without her, man is nothing. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. If you can't fix it with duct tape then you haven't used enough. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough. "Quote the 25th letter of the How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he's lost? Those that think they know everything annoy those of us that do. If you die, i'll kill you! Learn from the mistakes of others because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. Virginity is like a balloon. One prick, gone. I'm not spoiled, just well taken care of. If the world is a theater, men need better lines. Do you know what the Chain of Command is? It's the chain I go and get to beat you with to show you who's in command. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. If at first you don't succeed, blow it up and say you did. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. When a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache. If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. When you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. Nothing worthwhile comes easily. Half effort does not produce half results, it produces no results. Work, continuous work and hard work, it the only way to accomplish results that last. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. Do not ask for what you cannot take. Do not trouble trouble, until trouble troubles you. There is never a raised voice or an argument, there is just a conversation. The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. I take no more notice of the wind that comes out of the mouths of critics than of the wind expelled from their backsides. I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof! If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste
If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"? YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: Yay! Full on tomboy with little signs to girliness. Mind you, I love cats and dogs in equal measure, though I'd love a tarantula...or a diamond-back snake! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some further actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair). Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)... Some cuts don't show...some wounds don't heal...some pain, you can't see. It's sad when people you know become people you knew, when you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life, how you used to stay up talking for hours, but now, you can barely even look at them. It's sad how times can change. People put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break...them...down. Haikus are easy If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! f you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker Patronus Charm, xNyphadoraxTonksx, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasly kicking her but) copy and paste this in to your profile. :YOUR REAL NAME: Dare-Deviless 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Darizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal: Blue Bushbaby 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Anna Rembrandt Aenue 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): leedalee 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Hawiaian Ice 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aenese 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): She doesn't have one Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! -Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Ever wonder... I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!! This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort First off, I must say, Rest in Peace: James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorvitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort. May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten To James and Lily, In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …In Remembrance to Dobby… ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …In Remembrance of Hedwig… -Sirius Black -I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, Ayumi Elric(Its the stairs, they do it on purpose!!), Mizuki-Kitsune-chan, xxNEESHxx (looks away ummm...) Timelord Lover, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless 100 Australia for Overseas Travelers These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website. 1) Q. Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) 2) Q. Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) 3) Q. I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the rail road tracks? (Sweden) 4) Q. Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden) 5) Q. Which direction is north in Australia? (USA) 6) Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) 7) Q. Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) 8) Q. Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France) 9) Q. Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany) 10) Q. Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake venom. (USA) 11) Q. I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA) 12) Q. Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) Copy and paste if you thought this was funny and add your name to the list. Let's see how far it goes. Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless If you have ever said something and then two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yep, this always happens!) You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _'./ You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best./ You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out./ Way back. Found this quiz and it is extremely funny. Try it out If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? My plan for world domination succesful, most boys drove into submission and the actual exsistentce of my dream torture weapon If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course...after I took a picture. Not everyday you see an attacking tree If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? To pull him into my house and claim him as my property. He chose me over all you so there! What would be his reaction to your reaction? Shock probably. A heart attack if he caught a look at my world domination plans If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Voldermort. Ha ha not so special anymore are we? If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? I don't believe I would even tear open my skin thank you. But if by some freaky occurence I did, tell all then murder her Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? George, we could totally ruin it. Real people: No-one, they wouldn't believe I was going to the Yule Ball (they aren't as strong HP fans. Only one is but I can't really go with a girl can I? Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Cho BLACK Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Bellatrix V. DARK BROWN/BLACK What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Black What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Platinum blonde Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No... If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) The day I carried out my plan of world domination. Believe me, the plan goes on for well over 80 pages...typed...on size 11 font...with no spaces...with 7 chapters devoted to areas I'm planning on re-creating. For the full list leave a message Do you like the books more or the movies? BOOKS. Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Lupin, a hot sexy and unfortunatley taken bth in wife and death What would your Patronus take shape in? Fox, my friends made animal nicknames based on our personalties. What would be your Animagus form? Panther, because that was the alternative to Fox What subject do you want to be the best in? Care of Magical Creatures, do you not realise how amazing it would be to tame a dragon?! Favorites Weasley? Twins Character, Overall? Bellatrix Lestrange, I see myself as a less Voldermort-obsessed version of her Female Character? Hermione- i know i said bella before but you have to give hermione some credit Male Charcter? Twins or Lupin Group Of Characters? Golden 6- they are awesome in DoM Adult? Tonks Professor? McGonagall...kicks butt (part. Umbridge!) Spell? Reducio...there's a lot of fun to be had with that spell, be imaginative Sweet? Exploding Bonbons! Weasley Twin? George Product? A wand? OF COURSE!! Shop? Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes!! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Total: 19 NOTE TO ANY THAT ACTUALLY MANAGED TO READ ALL OF THAT WITHOUT BECOMING INFINITELY BORED: Well done, you have proven that you seriously need to get a life if you can spend that long reading this account as I have purposely made it long with stuff i copied and pasted. | |||||||
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