Best thing in the universe-
Dally! Aren't you supposed to be in the freezer? Or did you escape again?
-- Paraphrased from, well, I don't remember who.
Looking at a huge plate of vegetables
Me: Mom, are those the vegetables?
Mom: o.O
My name is Pumperknickle Parsley Parley Parsnip. Yes, it's a very fun name to have except when your dog decides it's time to eat you.
Despite whatever I may say, if I don't post something it's not because I'm holding it hostage for reviews, but for one of two reasons:
A) It's not done.
or
B) The idea's took unscheduled vacation to Berlin.