Hey -- I'm ticked. Fanfiction.net doesn't want to let me review anything. I keep getting throttled. If you have a review from me, consider it a miracle that fanfiction.net let them through.

I also have a lot of favorites I encourage you to read. GO. Read them.

I'm also very excited. First, Finnish fans wanted to translate The Past Comes Back to Bite You. More recently, the Brazilian Twilight site asked for (and of course received) permission to translate The Past Comes Back to Bite You into Portuguese. When I mentioned this to Alcy, she decided to give it a go in Spanish. Barb is also translating Breaking Boundaries and Attention, WalMart Shoppers into Spanish.

If the translators will share site links with me, I'll be happy to put them here to promote them a little.

Here's the link to the Latin American fanfic site: http://fics.eclipse-la.com/

sillybella waves to Finnish, Brazilian and Spanish speaking fans! waves Thank you. At least with the Spanish and Portuguese, I might be able to get the gist of things. Now if someone wants to give French a try, I should be able to actually read that!

Perhaps links would help.

For silly_bella's crazy Twilight love:

On Pel's site
http://www.ramblingsandthoughts.com/twilight/viewuser.php?uid=149

On fanfiction.net
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1149771/

For the silly escape's premiere story, Jealousy:

On Pel's site
http://www.ramblingsandthoughts.com/twilight/viewstory.php?sid=293

on fanfiction.net
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3594306/1/

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1. The Past Comes Back to Bite You » reviews

AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E

Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 71,546 - Reviews: 1846 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 1-20-07

2. Doubt » reviews

Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 227 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 9-12-07

3. Emmett and the Bare reviews

For the Twilight Challenges August Challenge, to celebrate the creation of the Emmett AntiDefamation Society, your choice of Emmett opportunities: 1. In Emmett and the Bear, Emmett says, I thought what happened next was my judgment. I'd had a little too m

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 9-1-07

4. Avenging Angel » reviews

Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.

Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 11-29-06

5. Semitone reviews

The graduating class at Forks High School takes a senior trip to San Francisco, California. Edward has plans for Bella on their free night. A ‘semitone’ is the smallest difference between two musical notes.

Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 8-6-07

6. The Naked WolfBoys of La Push » reviews

I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 8-5-07

7. Moonless Night » reviews

A series of oneshots about Edward's life before Bella arrived in Forks. A personal challenge from apocalyspe cabaret AKA art of pretension

Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 7-19-07

8. Fishing reviews

Twilight Challenge Forum August Challenge: Edward and Bella with the Volturi from the POV of any of the Volturi or their guards.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-1-07

9. Tough Love reviews

In the first chapter of Eclipse, Charlie seems to have put more thought into parenting. How did he get to that point? Charlie’s thoughts during the Epilogue of New Moon.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-3-07

10. Thirsty reviews

Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 7-27-07

11. Phases reviews

A oneshot about the morning after Jacob's first transformation.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-15-07

12. Torn reviews

Twilight Challenge Forum June Challenge: Challenge: Write a oneshottwoshot of any length describing the interaction between Sam and Emily when Sam mauled her. Post date: July10, 2007.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07

13. Absence reviews

May Twilight Challenge: flashfic 100 words exactly Has Eclipse chapter one spoilers. Yeah, I know I'm supposed to wait til July 1, but it's only 45 minutes away and I am on my way to bed. And it's already July 1 in some places.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-07

14. I Love You More reviews

Will Edward ever understand how much Bella loves him? Oneshot fluff.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 6-27-07

15. Breaking Boundaries » reviews

Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.

Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 295 - Updated: 6-14-07 - Published: 11-8-06

16. Peonies » reviews

AU: Jacob didn’t come to help Bella guess what happened to him. She learned that he was a werewolf another way. Bella never jumped. Alice had no vision. Edward never came back. Would Bella have the normal, happy, human life Edward wanted for her? E&B

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,698 - Reviews: 656 - Updated: 6-14-07 - Published: 11-27-06

17. Ironic reviews

Alice POV about Edward leaving Bella in New Moon. Oneshot.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 6-12-07

18. Like Father Like Daughter reviews

How can Bella make Charlie understand why she welcomed Edward back?

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 11-27-06

19. By Any Other Name reviews

Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 5-18-07

20. Why I Love My Truck reviews

Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 169 - Updated: 2-1-07 - Published: 2-1-07

21. Attention, WalMart Shoppers » reviews

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 836 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-24-07

22. Under the Mistletoe reviews

This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06

23. Christmas Angel reviews

How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 12-22-06 - Published: 12-22-06

24. Easily Entertained reviews

Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 12-5-06

25. Come Dancing » reviews

Edward loves to dance. Bella wants to make him happy. Occurs between Twilight and New Moon. Fluff. Pure fluff.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 11-29-06

26. Her Worst Nightmare reviews

A new nightmare terrifies Bella above all the others.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 11-28-06

27. Warm reviews

Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 11-14-06

28. Sleeping Beauty reviews

Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 11-14-06

29. Chatting With Charlie reviews

Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 11-6-06 - Published: 11-6-06

30. I'll Vote No reviews

Inside Rosalie's head.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-18-06

31. Fever reviews

Bella is sick and Edward is worried.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-18-06

32. Hot Stuff reviews

Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-18-06

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