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since: 10-15-06, id: 1150068, Profile Updated: 03-11-12
country: USA
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, and Kuroshitsuji.

For the readers of The Great War (Koibito): I have rewritten the thing a million times and now I'm irritated... I'm steeping away from it while I find and excuse to bring Gibbs and his team to Detroit. (What's worse is I can't use NCIS: LA to make it all better, because, ya know, they're in LA!) I also have to come up with a new title AND plot because the verse I'm switching it over to is not in the middle of a war (and the war that they fought before the events of the series has the SAME NAME!), so things are getting tough on me... What doesn't help is one of my friends got me into Doctor Who (she knows who she is) and now I'm obsessed and trying to come up with TFA/DW crossover on top of that... I also have lost a bit of interest in this story, but I'm trying to incorporate it into a series I'm writing, so it may or may not be on the backburner until further notice... I'm basically a jumble of ideas at the moment and I've gotten more interested in a few of them than I am in that particular story at the moment...

To the readers of Poisoned: Don't be shocked if it's gone... Just sayin'... If you want it, then PM me and, if I decide to get rid of it, it's all yours. Make it all porn if you want, I really don't care... (Please don't, but if you do, I was not connected, the story and the ideas are an original by YOU, and I have no connections.)

Favorite Quotes

'What's worth the price is always worth a fight.' -'If Today was Your Last Day' by Nickleback

'When the rich rage war it's the poor who die.' -'Hands Held High' by Linkin Park

'I am a question to the world, not an answer to be heard' -'I'm Still Here' by John Rzeznik (courtesy of Treasure Planet)

'How can the world want me to change? They're the ones that stay the same.' -'I'm Still Here' by John Rzeznik (courtesy of Treasure Planet)

'They can't tell me who to be, 'cause I'm not what they see.' -'I'm Still Here' by John Rzeznik (courtesy of Treasure Planet)

'Who's gonna fight for what's right? Who's gona help us survive? We're in the fight of our lives, and we're not ready to die. Who's gonna fight for the weak? Who's gonna make 'em believe I've got a hero livin' in me?' -'Hero' by Skillet

'Rule #51: Sometimes you're wrong.' -Gibbs Rule #51, NCIS episode: 'Rule #51'

'So here we go again, the same fight we're always in. I don't care so why pretend, wake me when your lecture ends!' -'It's Not Me It's You' by Skillet

'I would rather rot alone than spend a minute with you, I'm gone, I'm gone.' -'Open Wounds' by Skillet

'Live for today because yesterday is over and tomorrow may never come.' -bumper sticker on MySpace and I am pretty sure it was in a movie or TV show somewhere...

'When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!' -something I saw on someone's profile

'Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.' -Facebook flair

'I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.' -Edgar Allen Poe

'Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.' -Edgar Allan Poe

'Stupidity is a talent for misconception.' -Edgar Allan Poe

'If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.' -Edgar Allan Poe

'Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, things aren't going to get better. It's not.' -Doctor Seuss

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe, Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity, Past The Point Of No Return, Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, fictionfreak93, gamingfreak95, DxS Phreak, Nikky Phantom of the Opera, Torgi Frin, Sydsas,fallenfaeangel, Mrs Optimus Prime, Nova.One, Scarlett Spider-Girl. Bumblebeezgirl, TheBigMystery, TransformersFreak.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, TheBigMystery, TransformersFreak

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 3
^^Tomboy

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Mine was because it made people REALLY sleepy and I'm an insomniac... Didn't work, but I used to take it...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Nope, just nonsexual)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (For the record, the girl who is practically my little sister is lesbian.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so i MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I have LOW SELF-ESTEEM, so I MUST think badly of myself and be depressed all the time.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so It MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHATI MUST bee having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Don't we all disagree with our government at times? Does that make us ALL terrorists?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Nope)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian (Time span before I would have killed them male: 20 seconds, tops... Female: 1)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am CHINESE, so I MUST support Communism.

If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.

Test for Which TFA Character Are You? (Link: http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/transformers/Kiryugoji/which-transformers-animated-character-are-you/index.php) Results:

You Are Blitzwing. A Triple Changer. A Decepticon. A maniac.

Blitzwing 100%

Lugnut 100%

Wasp 83%

Prowl 83% (:D)

Bumblebee 83% (:DD)

Shockwave 67%

Wreck-Gar 67%

Starscream 67%

Grimlock 67%

Blurr 58%

Bulkhead 58%

Swindle 50%

Ultra Magnus 50%

Omega Supreme 50%

Optimus Prime 50%

Soundwave 50%

Ratchet 50%

Constructicons 50%

Megatron 50%

Jazz 42%

Balckarachnia 42%

Sentinel Prime 33%

Lockdown 17%

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1. Poisoned » reviews
A student at Hogwarts turns up dead from a poison. NCIS goes to London to investigate but find that it's not easy with Fred and George's pratical jokes and Malfoy using spells on them. Will they ever solve the case?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 1-2-10 - Dobby & Abby S.
2. Stateside Butler reviews
Description too long to put here and it make sense, so it's in the story.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-11 - Bumblebee & Alois T. - Complete
3. The Great War » reviews
When a man is murdered and it leads Gibbs and his team to a base full of giant alien robots, the team gets sucked into the entire Autobot/Decepticon war.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-15-10 - Published: 6-5-10 - Abby S. & Optimus Prime
4. A Very Special Agent reviews
Just poems based on how I think Tony felt after Kate died... Discontinued because the poetic part of my brain spontaneously died...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-22-10 - Published: 1-21-10 - Tony D. & Abby S.
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