For the readers of The Great War (Koibito): I have rewritten the thing a million times and now I'm irritated... I'm steeping away from it while I find and excuse to bring Gibbs and his team to Detroit. (What's worse is I can't use NCIS: LA to make it all better, because, ya know, they're in LA!) I also have to come up with a new title AND plot because the verse I'm switching it over to is not in the middle of a war (and the war that they fought before the events of the series has the SAME NAME!), so things are getting tough on me... What doesn't help is one of my friends got me into Doctor Who (she knows who she is) and now I'm obsessed and trying to come up with TFA/DW crossover on top of that... I also have lost a bit of interest in this story, but I'm trying to incorporate it into a series I'm writing, so it may or may not be on the backburner until further notice... I'm basically a jumble of ideas at the moment and I've gotten more interested in a few of them than I am in that particular story at the moment...

To the readers of Poisoned: Don't be shocked if it's gone... Just sayin'... If you want it, then PM me and, if I decide to get rid of it, it's all yours. Make it all porn if you want, I really don't care... (Please don't, but if you do, I was not connected, the story and the ideas are an original by YOU, and I have no connections.)

Favorite Quotes

'What's worth the price is always worth a fight.' -'If Today was Your Last Day' by Nickleback

'When the rich rage war it's the poor who die.' -'Hands Held High' by Linkin Park

'I am a question to the world, not an answer to be heard' -'I'm Still Here' by John Rzeznik (courtesy of Treasure Planet)

'How can the world want me to change? They're the ones that stay the same.' -'I'm Still Here' by John Rzeznik (courtesy of Treasure Planet)

'They can't tell me who to be, 'cause I'm not what they see.' -'I'm Still Here' by John Rzeznik (courtesy of Treasure Planet)

'Who's gonna fight for what's right? Who's gona help us survive? We're in the fight of our lives, and we're not ready to die. Who's gonna fight for the weak? Who's gonna make 'em believe I've got a hero livin' in me?' -'Hero' by Skillet

'Rule #51: Sometimes you're wrong.' -Gibbs Rule #51, NCIS episode: 'Rule #51'

'So here we go again, the same fight we're always in. I don't care so why pretend, wake me when your lecture ends!' -'It's Not Me It's You' by Skillet

'I would rather rot alone than spend a minute with you, I'm gone, I'm gone.' -'Open Wounds' by Skillet

'Live for today because yesterday is over and tomorrow may never come.' -bumper sticker on MySpace and I am pretty sure it was in a movie or TV show somewhere...

'When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!' -something I saw on someone's profile

'Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.' -Facebook flair

'I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.' -Edgar Allen Poe

'Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.' -Edgar Allan Poe

'Stupidity is a talent for misconception.' -Edgar Allan Poe

'If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.' -Edgar Allan Poe

'Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, things aren't going to get better. It's not.' -Doctor Seuss

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe, Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity, Past The Point Of No Return, Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, fictionfreak93, gamingfreak95, DxS Phreak, Nikky Phantom of the Opera, Torgi Frin, Sydsas,fallenfaeangel, Mrs Optimus Prime, Nova.One, Scarlett Spider-Girl. Bumblebeezgirl, TheBigMystery, TransformersFreak.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, TheBigMystery, TransformersFreak

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 3
Tomboy

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic. (Oh dear... Maybe we should ALL stop getting stomach bugs...)
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up. (Book Club...)
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor. (No, just don't care.)
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. (I have one, but I'm never on it... Does that count?)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (It wasn't for depression, it was because I had issues sleeping and it was no longer used as an anti-depressant because it made people extremely sleepy... But still, it was an anti-depressant...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off. (We're all talented in our own way.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that". (Wow... You know, there used to be NO make-up and people fell in love with each other's TRUE faces... Things seemed a lot less complicated-socially- back then)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I think I'm like 1/18, and I'm not even really sure when the lines mixed... I know it's on my mom's side, but that's it...)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. (Books tell more interesting stories than movies do... Those who don't read are missing out. I'm not wasting any pity on them, but still)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (I AM a girl)
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (I'm a female, last I checked, females have boobs... Deal with it, morons)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Nonsexual... Not interested in either sex...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I apologize for being responsible)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Nah, just making sure I get my three meals a day... You know, me being HEALTHY and all...)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (One, and, unlike the morons out there, I am very clear about what my race is)
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver (What is the world coming to?)
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Last I checked EVERYONE had equal rights, one of those being marriage, not just those who date the opposite sex...)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Only those that tick me off...)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant (Far from obese... Arrogance is to strictly American, it's strictly human, and I am far from loud...)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Kinda keeps me alive, ya know...)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I just don't like 90% of my age group...)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE. (TRANSFORMERS!!!! :D)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I don't COMPLETELY disagree with my government, just with a lot of their decisions, past and present.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue (I have a clue, everyone who says I don't are the ones who are clueless)
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. (I apologize for being literate)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (Funny how people say that those who agree with SOME cases of abortion or heartless, but think that if the baby is threatening the mother's life, they think that the mother should die... Who exactly is heartless here?)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.