Hello! You may not give a damn, but I'll tell you some things about myself anyway. Youll get over it. : )

Name - Jorden, But i go by Ren

Age - 13

Height - 4' 11", but does that really matter?

Weight - 105 pounds, though I'm not sure that's relevant...

Birthdate - March 22, 1994

Hair Color - Red

Eye Color - Blue

Ethnicity - Wight, whatever you call it.

Sex - Female, for those of you that are sick minded or just haven't figured it out.

School- Cant tell ya'. Its illigal in Jorden world to.

Likes: water, pizza, french fries, ramen, cheese burgers, lasagna, sausage, green apples, red grapes, oranges, Skittles (I am so addicted to them), soft baked chocolate chip cookies, marshmellows, people with a sense of humor, and friends/people with a pessimistic yet realistic point of view.

Dislikes: mushrooms, eggplants, pickles, cooked spinage, liver,bananas, cantaloupe, watermelon, fish heads, people with bad grammer, a girl named candice,and two faced people (you know who you are. even though I don't.).

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, White Moonlight, Angel20012

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

QUOTES I LOVE

Curiosity killed the cat... but satisfaction brought it back!

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

If at first you don't succeed, Burn all evidence that you tried

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same

I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

.: sneezes:. “Sorry, it’s just that I am allergic to bullshit,”

"I'm really easy to get along with . . . once you people learn to worship me."

"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."

"Damn...All stressed out and no one to choke."

"Damn"

“Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own.”

"I could be nicer to you but what fun will that be?"

“Expect the unexpected.”

“Women fake emotions, men fake entire relationships.”

"one question... is your head up your ass for the warmth?"

“Love doesn't always heal wounds. Strength doesn't always assure victory. Denial doesn't always prevent the inevitable. But revenge is always sweet to the bitter.”

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”

"...this is where I nod and pretend like I am listening"

"Life is the coldest part of hell when preps are around"

"If you don't look away your going to loose your family jewels"

"Don't follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls"

"my cat can beat up your dog".

"I'm here cuz Heaven won't take me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"boo"

"people like you are the reason why people like me need medication"

"I may be a bitch, but I'm cute when I sleep"

"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so."

"A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."

"I like to visit reality, but I wouldn't want to live there."

"A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

"IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"

'Do not mess with the Pissed Bitch’

'Get outta my face.'

"If you want to live, stay away from my man."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

“Here’s to you, Here’s to me, Best friends we’ll always be, And if somehow we disagree, To hell with you, here’s to me!”

“Ah shit, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”

"He's possessed!" "He's insane!" "He's my kind of guy!" The Pagemaster

"Poke"

"Boing"

"Why be difficult when, with a little effort, you can be impossible"

"No guy is worth your tears and when you find one that is, he wont make you cry

"If 90 percent of the people in the world don't have it, why do they call it common sense?"

"Guys are like slinkies: It‘s always fun to watch them fall down stairs"

"Let's consult The Great 'Hn' Dictionary. Hmm, a 'hn' with a slight knowing attitude, with roll of the eyes. . . ah! Here it is! It means, 'I don't know,' or some situations, 'Why would I have bothered to remember anything so ridiculous is that?' "

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

“Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.”

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

"silence is golden and duct tape is silver"

"No shit, Sherlock"

"First rule of Science: Never spit into the wind"

"Don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide the bodies"

"If there wasn't some huge downside to doing something this stupid...It wouldn't be worth doin' y'know?"

"I didn't say I didn't give a darn, I said I didn't give a damn, which I don't."

"Three words:Shut up. Uh...now."

"The light at the end of the tunnel has gone out due to technical difficulties."

"There are far too many idiots in this world. You, just happen to be an example."

"I refuse to enter a battle of the minds with you. It's against my beliefs to attack an unarmed person"

"If ignorance is bliss...you must be the happiest person in the whole god damn world..."

"Tell me, how does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity."

Well other stuff about me...

My dad is canadian and a U.S. alien. Not areal alien, Not a terrorist or an elligal immigrant. I get pissed off when people say stuff like that FYI.

I also pride myself in being an understanding person. No matter what a person did, I will always try to hear them out; you know their side of the story. I listen to people, ALOT. Even to one of my best friends that sometimes annoys me.

I also am pessimistic, realistic, sarcastic, and angsty. Pokemon annoys me because it is so predictable and always ends with one of them making a new friend and a happy ending. You-gi-oh too. I know, sort of random, but I had to get it out. Its too happy. Even for me.

People always see me as loud and annoying. I am by no means either! Well, sometimes I am loud, but that all depends on my mood. And annoying... well, because I find the current conversation boring and meaningless and try to change the subject to something I kinow about. (Please don't take me as a snob. I'm not! REALLY!)

I love reading about romance, but have no interest in it for myself. Yet, I do. Confusing, neh? I mostly ignore boy craziness except between friends. Tradegy, angst, horror, suspense, drama, humor, and romance is a must for me. Oh! Don't forget comedy. Must have comedy.

My favorite anime/mangas are Avatar: Last Airbender, Castle in the Sky, Cardcaptor: Sakura, Code Lyoko, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha (of course), Naruto,Death Note, Tsubasa Chronicles, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Princess Mononoke, Sailor Moon, Samurai Champloo, Spirited Away, Zatch Bell.

My favorite cartoons are As Told by Ginger, Ben 10, Danny Phantom, Emperor's New Groove, Fairly Odd Parents, Family Guy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Futurama, Jackie Chan Adventures, Jimmy Neutron, Kim Possible, Lilo and Stitch, Mulan, My Life As a Teenage Robot, Pocahontas, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Scooby Doo, Simpsons, South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, Static Shock, Teen Titans, Totally Spies, W.I.T.C.H., Wild Thornberry, and Xioalin Showdown.

I'm also a Harry Potter fan, a HUGE Harry Potter fan.

Death Note

Awesome show that is now on Adult Swim... they totally ruined Riuke's voice so far.

Pairings: L/Light, Mello/

Inuyasha

Ok, so I'm a HUGE sess/kag fan. Dont diss me OK. you are intitled to your opinion as am I. You dont like the pairing, get over it. I still like kikiyou though.

Naruto

Favorite Pairings: Nar/Sas, Nej/TenTen, Garra/Lee, Kiba/Sakura, and alot of other pairings

IF I HAVE TO WRITE/TYPE MY ALL OF MY OPINIONS THAT PROBABLY DON'T MATTER ON EVERY SINGLE SHOW THAT I LIKE, THEN I WILL SCREAM!

I wil make a hyperlink that enables me to.