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Author has written 6 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Cartoons, and Treasure Island. Things you need to know about me: - I neeeeeeed Pirates of the Caribbean to LIVE!!! - So much of my production time is enhanced by Red Bull - I have a deviantart account - http://sneezingapple.deviantart.com (i know, original) - I like taking photographs :) so my writing skills aren't entirely fantastic, and my updating times are so few and far between they're virtualy none existant, but I will try to do so. Keep Rockin'! Things to do in a Supermarket: Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys whilst they aren't looking. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. Walk up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares... and see what happens. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and tell shoppers you'll invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. When the Deputy Manager asks if she can help you, begin to cry and scream, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" While choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle, ask an assistant if they know where the antidepressants are. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse, yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" When an announcement sounds over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again." Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while; then yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." http://thesurrealist.co.uk/personality http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?sneezingapple go on them - if ye dare... | |||||||
1. Yo Ho » reviewsHas been described as PotC on crack. very accurate. a bit nuts not that great, but hey. made me laugh...... READ IT!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 3-7-07 - Davy Jones & Jack S.2. Hector » reviewsThe youth of our beloved Hector is an unlikely tale, and cost him the rest of his life. BarbossaxOCPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 10-22-07 - Hector B.3. the Apple Barrel reviewsWhat Jim REALLY heard in the apple barrel. Basically, just a load of innuendos.Treasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete4. Twisted Pingu reviewsPingu all grown up with a family of his own. This is only funny will my sick sick sick sense of humour.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-07 - Complete5. What's the big idea? reviewsThis isn't a story, it's just my dad's idea of the PotC thing. I was talking to him about the film and he really doesn't know what happens even though we've watched them loads! no insults intended.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-07 - Complete6. Soulless » reviewsNo particular referance to the film. Yes, I know this doesn't fit the films but I wrote it before the 3rd one came out, but still. Davy Jones does appear eventually coz he is well the best character EVER!.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-29-06 - Published: 10-19-06 - Davy Jones - Complete
