Hmmmm...my first entry in a profile page...interesting

So, being my totally procrastinating self, i really should be wrking on my fic right now. But hey I figure you'de like to know more about the little perv who has Toushirou and Kakashi locked up in her closet.

IM A GIRL...just thought I'd get that out of the way

My name: is odd and undesirable, therefore I will not burn your ears with it. BUT YOU MAY KNOW ME AS NIGHTDHADE, because in my emo faze i tried to put in Nightshade and misspelled it. STFU

Age: Young enough for me to be wise beyond my years and old enough to describe me as childish. Which is code for, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!

Appearence (because I'm quite vain and nobody else wants to listen to me gloat): I have sorta Auburn/ choclate coloured hair thats short and in the Light Yagami style XD (TOTAL ACCIDENT) and I'm quite pale, and hope to stay that way. Im really tall (looms over everybody) and so skinny I look premanently emaciated (stuffs KFC into her mouth and stares at her butt "WHY WON'T YOU GROW?!")

All in all pretty average.

Personality wise I'd like to say, I'm also quite normal...on the surface. My friends describe me as happy, crazy, insane, and retarded...but on the INSIDE I'M A RAGING POOL OF EMOTIONLESS DARK ABYSS.

Seriously...I feel nothing, A puppy could get run over right in front of me...and I'd just stare.

I think that gives me an edge when writing stories because, unhindered by any real emotions of my own, it's simple to pick apart the inner workings of a character's brain and predict their feelings and actions and the sources of their decisions. Wow that was wordy. :3

I...like Anime.

THERE I SAID IT.

Gosh, I'm such a closet freak, soooo self conscious

Oh and Manga.

My obsessions (a.k.a the men i have in ma closet) include dear Shiro-chan, Kakashi (droools), Soul, Sasuke (visciously trying to jump his bones), Urahara ( his face 99 of the time -> :D), L, Edward Elric, and believe me i could go onn and on..and on

FAVE SERIES..es

Bleach (bows down to Tite)

Full Metal Alchemist

Death Note (O_O)

Naruto (should be renamed "Sasuke")

Inu Yasha

NEWLY ADDED - D.GRAY MAN

FAVE PAINRINGS

Hitsukarin...duh

Ichiruki

GinRan

EdWinry

RoyRiza

(NO PARINGS FOR DEATH NOTE BECAUSE L CAN ONLY BE WITH ME >D...and im not int he show sob)

Sasusaku...drool hot sasuke smex

NaruHina

MinatoKushina ( THE YODAIME IS HAWT)

InuKago

MirokuSango

Almost frgot that I have a deviantart page...BUT DON'T LOOK THERE

U won't find any Hitsukarin...stuff >D www.Cabelse.deviantart.com

...IN PROGRESS...

My only story that I can really be somewhat proud of is "How Did This Happen" A Hitsukarin

which i should be writing right now and am currently still planning...even tho im half thru the story XD

But long story short

Shiro is sent to earth for some MYSTERY REASON (oOOOOooooOOOooooHHH) to train dear Karin and love and lust insues. But mysteries begin to build around them...Why are they having dreams of dragons and women robed in black? why are arrancar popping up everywhere?

WHY DIDN'T ICHIGO WEAR A CONDOM?

Bahaha, seriously its got a much better plot line then, my horrific writing skills show. And even tho it's suckish to the max

Pairings- Hitsukarin and Ichiruki

Chapters- 20 and counting (expecting ti to be at least 40)

...IM THNKING ABOUT WRITING...

1) a sequel to "How Did This Happen?" when it's finished about Hitsu and Karin's past lives, when in the past their intertwined souls had brought them together again

2) a Sasusaku fic about what wwould REALLY happen if Sasuke came back and demanded Sakura make little chilllins with him. Complete with angst, and (one sided XD) love, and HOT HOT SASUSAKU SMEX

I WANT MESSAGES TELLING ME WHICH I SHUD DO NEXT!

MESSAGE NOW

OR CHUCK NORRIS WILL GET YOU

Yours sincerly

She who procrastinates

and feels nothing

and loves anybody who has manged/ or cared to read this far without their brain exploding

Nighdhade