| KylaRyan |
Author has written 28 stories for House, M.D., Stargate: Atlantis, Sherlock Holmes, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Ironman, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Star Trek: 2009. Hi, I'm KylaRyan. I have a habit of writing down story ideas on scraps of paper. In fact, I have a story that all I have written down thus far is on the first couple of pages of a post-it note pad. While this habit improves my chances of uploading the story here, it hampers my ability to realise how short the chapter actually is. Also, if you're going to be negative (unduly so) when you leave me a review, I will return your attitude in kind. I do not tolerate negativity, towards myself nor towards others. Oh, by the way, my sister's on here too. You can find her stories right here. FYI: Busy with real life stuff, so any writing projects I was involved in, are pretty much on hold indefinitely. I also tend to only get on here via my phone, so only able to do limited things on here. Resources 'Stille Nacht'Silent Night Web Favorite Quotes Exactly what the label says! May eventually have to store these off site and do some sort of rotational thing. Probably will do just that in the next couple of days, actually... “This is where it all begins. You are alive, and that’s what matters now. Gallifrey lives on in you, and the Doctor. You can’t change what happened, it’s already an established event, but you can live on and prevent similar things from happening. That’s the job of a Time Lord now, to keep people from making a mess of the timeline, to prevent the preventable disasters, and to keep going until you can find a way to rebuild and restore what was once lost.”Basil, 'The Man with the Red and White Shoes' by Scarlett De Fontaine "No, Holmes. I'm afraid my medical experience doesn't include the effects of filling a rodent with brandy."Watson, '221B' by KCS “Now, as you can see, after we parted ways, I started a family so that they could tease me instead."Dr. Mayhew, 'The Call of the Chickadee' by Night Writer Z "I have to apologize for the amount of angst that will be in the next few pieces. KCS and I challenged each other to an angst-a-thon last night so we'll both be posting rather tense and sometimes bloody pieces. Be assured we're not just bloodthirsty, we're competetive."Author's Note, 'Stroll Down Baker Street' by Protector of the Gray Fortress "Somebody is in disgrace again. At least he’s not pretending he’s dead this time."Author's Note, 'The Pugilist, the Detective, and the Doctor' by Eyebrows2 “In that case, Doctor, I shall cancel my plans tomorrow in favour of following the Doctor’s orders. Here now, Watson! I daresay Ceylon is meant to be ingested, not inhaled.”Holmes, 'Trifling Matters' by KCS “You’ll have to excuse him; he’s taken Nyquil.”Watson, 'More Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes' by Pompey "It's possible to play billiards OFF the table?...The FLOOR, Watson?"Holmes, 'More Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes' by Pompey “Is trading your friend’s services not a form of prostitution?”Watson, 'Doctor John Watson, Police Surgeon: Scotland Yard 4, The Frozen Image' by Bartimus Crotchety “I promise you, Holmes, should I ever decide to scare away my income, you will be the first to know.”Watson, 'Jottings from a Doctor's Journal' by charleygirl “I am initiating a hug. Be quiet.”Mycroft, 'Adventure in Cold Blood' by Ready-made Prodigy “I have yet to procure a candle and it seems to me that in order to follow the trend set by you fellows, I must steal a candle so that this ceremony can be successfully carried out."Holmes, 'Adventure in Cold Blood' by Ready-made Prodigy "I am in the process of ascertaining whether you have a death wish, or whether my assessment of your intelligence was completely off."Holmes, 'Out of Time' by ElenaC "Ah, yes, Holmes is more stupid than I had anticipated. He must have such a sense of false security that it has made him rather careless in three years."Col. Moran, 'Of Doctors and Detectives' by KCS "Perhaps criminal masterminds like to talk to themselves."Mycroft, 'Of Doctors and Detectives' by KCS "Mycroft was practically sitting on Moran, who seemed to be only struggling feebly, moaning under my brother's enormous dead weight. Had the situation not been so absolutely ghastly I should have laughed."Holmes (narration), 'Of Doctors and Detectives' by KCS "It’s our version of waterboarding. Give up now, or the torture continues."Perry, 'The Simple Art of Graverobbing' by gekizetsu "You have existed in this time period for forty-seven-point-eight years, and we do not yet know what you are."Spock, 'However Improbable' by KCS | |||||||
1. Like Uncle, Like Niece and Other Stories » reviewsAU. A collection of oneshots following Erica McCoy, the empathic niece of Leonard McCoy, on her adventures aboard the starship Enterprise.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-11 - Published: 5-21-102. Bridge Call reviewsMcCoy doesn't do house calls. Instead, he does bridge calls.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-15-11 - Complete3. 100 Situations Between Friends » reviewsHolmes, Watson, 100 prompts, and KylaRyan...here's hoping that the world is ready for what happens next! Better Summary inside.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 46,516 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 12-10-09 - Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson - Complete4. CMO's Log, 225626An excerpt from the log of Enterprise's Chief Medical Officer. Rating is for mildly strong language. McCoy's POV.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Published: 7-8-10 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete5. Unintentional Distraction reviewsAre you trying to distract me?" Movieverse, AU.Ironman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-19-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & Jarvis - Complete6. NightflashHarry Lockhart was entangled in his bedsheets, whimpering pathetically.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete7. Midnight for Harry Lockhart reviewsHe was completely on his own, with no way to get to the nearest hospital, nor any inkling of where the nearest hospital would be.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-19-10 - Complete8. Messed Up Chemistry and Other Stories » reviewsA collection of one-shots and drabbles about the relationship between Watson and Holmes, and how it affects the lives of those around them. Mostly slash-free!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-14-10 - Published: 9-9-09 - Dr. Watson & Sherlock Holmes9. The Llanfair Adventure » reviewsA seemingly simple murder in a small town in Anglesey, Wales, changes Holmes and Watson's lives forever.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-22-09 - Published: 8-23-0910. Cries in the Night » reviewsI'm a doctor, not a veterinarian!" Inspired by KCS' one-shot "All God's Little Creatures". Just a bit of feline cuteness that was begging to be written.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 9-1-0911. New Beginnings reviewsWhat if Mycroft Holmes had two younger brothers instead of one? Warning-Contains character death, alternate universe.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-0912. A Most Interesting Puzzle » reviewsHolmes' cover is blown while spying on a syringe-wielding mad scientist, and Watson has to deal with the aftermath. Warning, this probably qualifies as crack!fic...Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 9-9-0913. Medical Bandwagons » reviewsPoor Watson, everyone seems to think he's everything but a doctor...Rated T as a precaution.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-25-09 - Dr. Watson14. Nader reviewsWhile the cat is away the mice will play...and Wilson will get beat up. A One shot I wrote a while back and never got around to uploading here. House/Wilson, NO SLASH!House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete15. Song reviewsSongfic, except with a sonnet by John Donne entitled "Song" instead of lyrics from a song. House finds a photo album on his desk Hallowe'en morning; and we get to find out what really happened to House's lab coat...House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-09 - G. House16. Inherited Condition » reviewsTakes up the story from where Estrogen Boy left off...Fourth installment in the Family Matters seriesHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 7-17-0717. Look Down, Then Look Elsewhere » reviewsInspired by thelonegunwoman's fic getting more like fiction.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-0718. My Very Own Limping Twerp » reviewsThis is probably going to be the longest fanfic I've ever written to date...Summary inside.Chapter 19!House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,350 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 4-18-0719. Could this be real? » reviewsHouse's diagnostic skills are put to the test when Wilson AND Cameron get sick. HousexWilson friendship, HousexCameron. Chapters 46 up noqw!House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-19-0720. Estrogen Boy » reviewsWilson has a secret...and he needs House's help to keep it secret from the hospital nurses. Third Installment in Family Matters fanfic series. Warning:MajorCliffhanger! Now Complete.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 1-12-07 - Complete21. Virola Major Day Care Disease » reviews[Sequel to Little One] Part One: Virola Major.A terrorist posing as an intern attacks the maturnity ward. Part Two: day Care Disease.When the babysitter faints into House's arms, it's up to the grumpy doctor to save her.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-28-07 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete22. House, MD: The Poet and the Songwriter reviewsAt the request of a friend, I have decieded to type up the poems and songs that I've written for my fanfics and for my boyfriend's band.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-19-0723. Moments » reviewsWhat makes someone choose to be a doctor? not sure if this would be considered a drabble...The actual chapter two has been submitted.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-17-0724. A Christmas Surprise » reviewsHouse gets sick with the flu. Chase gets morning sickness. Foreman starts singing carols. Cameron grows a beard. Okay, that's what doesn't happen. Read the story to find out what does happen! Mpreg, Near death experiences. Ch3 lengthened! Abandoned.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-1-07 - Published: 12-24-0625. Little One » reviewsMpreg. House's life is about to be turned upside down...COMPLETE!House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 1-30-07 - Complete26. Trinity » reviewsA physical anthropologist has joined Sheppard's team...Summary sucks, story's a whole lot better!SheppardxOCStargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 1-5-0727. Thicker Than Water » reviewsWhen an old girlfriend dies of breast cancer, an oddeyed 15yearold teenager with an attutide must get used to life with her father, Doctor Greggory House, and his best friend, Doctor James Wilson. Second Installment in Family Matters fanfic series.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 12-18-06 - Complete28. Cause and Effect » reviewsWhen Chase doesn't show up for work, Cameron gets worried. And then she finds Chase...first installment in the Family Matters fanfic seriesHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-18-06 - Published: 11-3-06 - Complete