Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

About Me

Info you need to know (lol I love saying that)

Name: Kailee Muffin
Answers to: Kailee, Kai Lee, Kai-chan, Kailz, KaiKai, Kaimie, The Muffiny One, Kailee the Muffin, the Master of Muffins, Muffin Goddess, Muffin, Muff, Muffyn, Muffy, Muffy-chan, Muffyn-chan, Demyx, and Demy-chan.
Age: 14, last time I checked.
Gender: Take a wild guess. -,-
Location: Canada, Eh!
Hobbies: Writing, drawing, singing, playing piano, reading

:) If you wanna check out some of my artwork go to:
http://masterofmuffins.deviantart.com/
I'll try to get my floor plan of the Elric's house (from Crystal Clear) in there sometime.

Other Info

Pets: 2 cats -Lacey(mom and dad's) and Bailey(mine! MINE I TELL YOU!)- both male.
Friends: Vanessa, Crystal, Emma, Laura, Stephanie, Celina, Talisha, Amako, Edward, Alphonse, Fungus(The Great Fungus God!), Toasty, and all them Ranger's out there! LOBVE!!

I like...
~making friends :) (Corney, no? Lol...)
~getting emails (YAY! EMAILS!)
~getting reviews (Hint hint, Nudge nudge)
~talking to people (See all of the above)
~writing (Yay! Fanfics!)
~drawing (Yay! ...Drawing...! ;)
~singing (Yay! Music!)
~listening to music (Yay! Music! ...Again!)
~animals (Yay! Animals! So fwuffy!)

Some of My favorite songs are:
~If Everyone Cared (Nickelback)
~Far Away (Nickelback)
~Photograph (Nickelback)
~Only Hope (Switchfoot)
~We Believe (Good Charlotte)
~The Truth (Good Charlotte)
~All the Same (Sick Puppies)
~This Ain't a Scene, It's an Armed Race (Fall Out Boy)
~Throw it all Away (Default)
~Brothers (Ed's Apology) (Vic Mignonga)
~Animal I Have Become (Three Days Grace)
~The Great Pretender (Vic Mignogna)
~My December (Linkin Park)
~Nemo (Nightwish)
~The Hell Song (Sum 41)
~Heavan (Bryan Adams)
~El Tango De Roxanne (Moulin Rouge)
~Start Wearing Purple (Gogol Bordello)

Some of my favorite artists are:
~Nickleback (YAY! GO NICKELBACK!)
~Default
~Theory of a Deadman
~Switchfoot
~Fall Out Boy
~Evanesence (They are NOT an EMO band!!)
~Sum 41
~The Beatles (Yay! Oldies! Lol)
Good Charlotte
~Bryan Adams
~Enya
~TATU (...What? Their songs are good!)
~Aerosmith (Yay! Aerosmith!)

Some of my favorite pairings are:
-EdWin. (If it's done well)
-RoyxRiza
-AlWin (See EdWin)
-EdxOC (See AlWin)
-AlxOC (See EdxOC)
-LingRan (This is a cute pairing )
-SakuSasu (See AlxOC)

Some of my least favorite pairings are:
-Edvy (There's only few stories from one author where I like it but the rest... are kinda... ick...)
-RoyEd (See Edvy.)
-Elricest (... This is just... O_O)
-SasuNaru (See RoyEd.)
-GaaLee (I honestly don't get this pairing)
-SakuKashi (Bit of an age difference, no?)
-Any sister/sister action (See brother/brother)
-Any brother/brother action (See sister/sister. -There's actually one story where this is cute.-)

Random Stuff

I've got a bunch of quotey things... mostly from friends... others from... random things...

Personal Quotes

-Crystal-
"OMG I spelt OMG wrong!"
"-gasps- You should make Ed fall for my WEIRD QUEERNESS!"
"Kailee's ghost is a druggie."
"Oh dash you!"
"TANG SPOON!"
"Oh My Froygenhyming Gawd!!!"
"SANTA IS COMING TO GET YOU!"
"Shouldn't he have two?"
"I am going to eat my last chocolate now. It is a sacred moment."
"Omg! EMO!!!"
"To Kailee. Merry Christmas. I'M NOT A BASKET! Love Crystal."
"Now shut up and talk!"
"I eated you."
"-cough- I was just about to ask a stupid question..."
"Well... I'm gonna go... soak my shirt! -sticks tongue out-"
"YOU SHALL FEEL MY RATH!! MUAHAHAHAH"
"Yeah, cuz I go around smelling e-mails."
"You don't deserve to have a nose!!"
"Boy did he blah blah blah boy boy boy blah!"

-Talisha-
"OMIGAWD! The ice is making noises!!!"
"I'm the almighty Fred! Fear me!"
"You're dad's mustache scares me..."
"My eyebrows are scary?"
"JAYSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

-Amako-
"Kai Lee! You Cheated on me with Santa-Roy!"
"Kai Lee! DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!"
"He's a nutt."
"I farted again... goddamn that smells."
"You're dying anyway, why the heck do you care?"
"I'm getting Santa-Roy to come give you his herpes."
"My name is penis... YAAAYY!!"

-Toasty-
"My friend almost got eaten by an ostrich. -big smile-"
"8D You died."
"OMGLMFAO. I translated it into Spanish... and it looks/sounds kinky. rofl. but it's not."
"...Our tour guide was a retard."
"I'm gonna read my crackiness for no reason. 8D"
"WHY DO I HAVE SUCH A HEEUUGE PROFILE!? -spazz-"
"MARLUXIA RAPES HIS FLOWERZ! D:"

-Kagey-
"...MIBS!!"
"You should have thrown the toilet paper at him."

-Ayumi-
"When in doubt, knock Ed out!"
"Sporkadocious!"
"...AAAAAHHH!!! THE SPORKS ARE GONNA KILL US ALL, RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN"
"TRANS FAT!!"
"DX RAWR! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LEAVE ONE WORDED REVIEWS!"

-EdGotZeppelind-
"Some of these Phobia's are so incredibly random it's... random..."
"EVERYONE'S A RACIST!"
"Noone likes them French either."
"Ooo~! Mine could be 'A man walks into a bar'... 'Ouch, it was a metal one' XD 'Cause I'm so dim... -shifty eyes- or... not..." (We were talking about our own 'Personal Joke's and Axey-chan was trying to come up with her own.)
"TO THE HAVOCxMUFFYN MOBILE~!!!" (Lobve ya Axey-chan X3)

-Fungus-
"I like janitor better."
"Your new nickname is Lemon."
"I will eat you."
"You now have your own section!"
"Post-it notes rock."
"I love Fee Jim! He is the coolest Muffin Minion EVER!"
"Wok, wokitty wok wok!"
"Tell your friend her name is mean."

-Alphonse-
"-Licks you-"
"Oh my Master of Muffins! -Hugs-"
"Got it memorized?"
"Scoop!"
"Can I sit on that?"
"KAILEE! I NEED TO SIT ON YOU!!"
"-Stalks cat-"

-Edward-
"Is it Jack?"
"Hello... Muffin?"
"JANITOR?!"
"It's a talking rock!"
"That is how all rocks came to be."
"It ate them and turned them into rocklings."

-Laura-
"CHEESE!!!"
"The reason is because you need more CHEESE in your diet!"
"The answer to all problems is Cheese."
"AH! ... Found him..."
"TEW TEW TEW TEW TEW TEW!!!" -in a really highpitched voice-
"TEEDY BEER!" (Supposed to be teddy bear but sounds like teedy beer when she says it in her highpitched voice.)
"Deja Vu I ate your shoe!" -singing-
"He is OOGA BOOGA!"
"Ooga Booga died : ("
"Omigawd! It's eating my brains, Kailee! IT'S EATING MY BRAINS!"
"I'll eat cheese if you eat cheeeeeeeeese!" -singing-

-Vanessa-
"-Worships unknown god-"
"Ehhh..."
"It's the Hooker family!"

-Emma-
"I am an apprentice stalker."
"Kniiife? I do not have a kniiiife! I have a... Spoon!!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"
"Emma wants to lynch you!"
"You have, like, a love affair with that emoticon."

-Meng-
"Yes. Writing makes you so emotional you cry over it."
"Nyeh?"
"What did you do this time?"

-Stephanie-
"-Runs into a random wall-"
"WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"DIES!" "You guys disturb me..."
"Ooga Booga, the crossdressing palm tree."
"Envy! AAAHHH!!!"
"This is so disturbing it shouldn't be in a Manga."
"He's so pretty!"
"Ew ew ew ew ew! Envy! Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!"

-Celina-
"Did you know, I dont remember anything that happens when I'm hyper?"
"Eh."
"Raaaiiight..."
"Sorry, my mind just fell asleep as soon as I saw that."

-Me-
"My cat just MEOWED at me!"
"Wow, I have amazing grammar skills."
"Oh yes. Fear my almighty spelling skillz."
"Cows go MOO and Ed does TOO!"
"You don't know what, we can find but, doo doo doo and thesongjustendedsoIdon'tknowthewords! OH!"
"Feeklenut is my new word."
"Oh My Feeklenutting Gawd!!!"
"I cheated on you with Santa-Roy."
"SHIFT!!!"
"LE GASP!"
"Yes, cuz we lick gay people. -.-"
"If two people were to follow eachother... They'd be going around in circles..."
"It would be funny if someone killed Ed and then brought him back to life and was like 'Let me eat your braaaaaaaainz!'"
"I was going to ask if it was 3:35 AM or 3:35 PM but didn't when I realised that AM would be stupid..."
"I dunno... It's just fun being dramatic :)"
"HEY! I WON'T LET YOU LET ME DIE!"
"Now go touch your profile! ... that sounded wrong..."
"CUZ PEANUT BUTTER IS MADE WITH PEANUT BUT-- um I mean peanuts..."
"Do you want a sporn or a fook?"
"-singing- You!! I want to take you to a gay bar! I want to take you to a gay bar! Want to take you to a gay bar! Gay bar! Gay bar! " (Gay Bar by Electric Six)

-My Dad-
"They just need to be screwed again."
"I like big butts and I cannot lie! you other brothers can't deny!"
"Finally, throw them bowl through them window. Finish ther tequila and wipe counter with teh cat." (No he's not a drunk, he was reading this think he found on the internet.)
"You can have any desktop you want... Except porn."
"But I can't tell you. Why? Because if I did I'd have to kill you."
Answers phone "BOSTON PIZZA!"
"Oh I wonconsi?"
"It's my peanut girl!" (Yes, my dad calls me Peanut Girl)
"You need to pay less attention to the logic of the lyrics and more attention to the song itself."
"-burps really loud- ... Did you here that?!"

-My Mom-
"I need you to sign this and this and this."
"Randy, don't kill your daughter."
"So how was Yamagutchi?... I mean InuYasha..."
"Fuzzy wuzzy was a cat. Futty wuzzy had no hat. Fuzzy wuzzy wuz my kitty... wuzn't he?"
"Fluffy Wuffy made a cacoon! Fluffy Wuffy came out soon! Fluffy Wuffy wasn't fluffy! ... Wuff he?"
"Skinny Winny was a cat! Skinny Winny ate a rat! Now he's a fat cat! What do you think of that?"
"Yippy Wappy was a puppy! Yippy Yappy had a pappy! Yippy Yappy made him happy! Yippy! Yappy!"
"It's the horny song!! ... um as in horns... lots of horns in it... -shifty eyes-"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!" (Screaming because she saw a mouse's tail...)

-Others-
"Lemon? NOOOO!!!" -Lemon (Amber)
"Sit doowwn!" -Kenny (Guy in my class)
"Yeah, I just laugh at random crap." -Tyler (Another guy in my class)

-Shared-
"BOOM. ticktickticktick -Ding- HAY!" -Crystal and Me
"Cuz we're just cool like that." -Pretty much all my friends
"STALKER!" -Crystal, Vanessa, and Me
"SANTA-ROY!" -Crystal, Amako, and Me
"-gasp- You're cheating on us with Santa-Roy?" -Crystal and Amako
"PRESSIE!" -Pretty much all my friends
"Did you hear THAT?!" -Me and my parents

My Favorite Random Convos

-My Friends and Me-

-AIM / MSN-

Me: Oh. I thought you meant a fuzzy alive mouse.
Crystal: OMG OGMGOMG
Crystal: OMG i spelt OMG wrong!

Celina: Kailee I'm gonna tell the WORLD about your secret obsession over FMA!
Me: If you haven't noticed its not much of a secret. -_-
Celina: ... -sweatdrop- wutever.

Crystal: I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE!
Me: and you're how old?
Crystal: TEW!

Crystal: and they go BOOM!
Crystal: and it sounds FUNNY!
Me: ... and this is what song?

Crystal: fixed?!?!! wah???? wut?!?!?! wut does that mean? WUT DOES IT MEAN KAILEE!?!?!?!?! WUT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?! -yells- WUT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?!?!????!?!
Me: O.O
Crystal: i'll say it slowely! WUT... DOES... IT... MEAN... QUESTION MARK.

Me: Omg! It's a picture of Ed as a girl!! With a VERY short skirt on!
Crystal: AHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Thats really depressing -,-

Me: Crazy short!
Crystal: Lol, yeah.
Me: Not even funny short!
Crystal: ...-stops laughing-
Me: Hahahaha!!

Me: Know where he is?
Laura: No...
...Silence...
Laura: GAH!!!
Me: Found him?
Laura: Found him.

Laura: I dub thee... Sir Kailee!
Me: Since when am I a SIR?!
Laura: ...Since I dubbed you a knight with my Tang Spoon.

Me: WTF! I can't see!
Laura: Argh hold on.
Me: ...Red... Red is bad. AH BAD RED!
Laura: HIT THE FLOOR!
Me: HOW?!
Laura: ... You just died...
Me: T.T

Me: -singing- I balieve I can fly! I balieve I can tooouch the skyy!
Vanessa: Just dont go jumping off cliffs.
Crystal: DONT GIVE HER IDEAS!
Me: -Jumps off a cliff and dies-
Crystal: Now look what you did.
Vanessa: ... How was I supposed to know?
Crystal: Read minds. -taps head-
Me: -Ghost comes-
Vanessa: o.O HIDE THE BOOZE!
Me: -Ghost steals booze-
Crystal: NOW look what you've done!

Me: I love these quotes! Like listen! They're so funny! -Starts to read off a bunch of quotes-
Me: ... Celina, you're not even listening to me are you?
Celina: Huh?

Amako: He's a nutt!
Crystal: Shouldn't he have two?
Amako: O_O
Me: o.O

Crystal: i suck you
Me: o.O
Crystal: ...o.O
Amber: Eeeeeeeww!

Me: ENVY!
Stephanie: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
Stephanie: Envy...
Stephanie: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Heehee =D

Me: I'm not telling you.
Fungus: What does it start with?
Me: 'J'
Fungus: Is it Janice?
Me: No
Ed: Is it Jack?
Me: ... I'm a GIRL!

Me: -sings- faareweeell good-byyyyyyyyyyee!
Crystal: Dont leave us!
Laura: Kailee's LEAVING us?! -cries-
Me: -sighs- I can't even sing along to songs anymore..
Crystal: Why not?
Me: -Head/Desk-
Laura: Lol
Crystal: Did Skylark die or something?
Crystal: OOOOHHH!
Laura: -snicker-
Me: You're kinda slow, Crystal.
Steph: Sad.

Me: -Explaining what Parody is-
Crystal: Like...a pardody! Gasp! I get it!
Me: ...Right...
Laura: Lol

Me: AMA-CHAN I HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST YOU NOW! -evil grin- Thanks to Fungus!
Amako: Uh oh... What is it?
Me: "AMA"-chan!
Amako: ...?
Me: Ama means Penis in Japanese!
Amako: ... My name is penis... YAAAYYY!!!
Me: ... You're the only person I know who would be happy about their name being penis...

Me: It's gonna feel funny calling you "Ama-chan" now cuz it's like "Hi Penis-chan!"
Amako: it's like "HEY PENIS! WHAT'S UP? ...besides maybe... not you... i hope..."

Crystal: KAILEE
Me:Yes?
Crystal: I DON'T KNOW
Me: ...

Me: -salutes- We shall meet again, Great Fungusy One!
Fungus: -salutes with a peace sign-
Me: Salu..eat? Salueace!
Fungus: Salueace, Kailee the Muffin!
Me: Salueace, Steph the Fungus!

Me: -poke-
Michael: -punches-
Me: OMG MARTHA! YOU HORRIBLE PERSON! -shoots-
Michael: -puts u in jail-
Me: -sneaks out of jail and shoots u again-
Michael: -puts u in a straight jacket and a rubber room-
Me: -gasp- omg! -cuts out of straight jacket and blows hole out of rubber room-
Michael: You are still in the rubber room. You were halucinating. There's a reason why you're in there.
Me: -glare- What have you done with Crystal?
Michael: She's drawing Big Eared Sally.
Me: -rocks back and forth- OMG YOU TOOK MY KNIFE!!

Crystal: SUE THE CHINESE FOOD!!!
Me: ...Food doesn't have money, Crysie-sensei...
Crystal: ...SUE THE CHINESE FOOD COMPANY PEOPLE THINGERS!!!

Amako: I'M A MUFFIN!
Me: -gasp- OMG! NO WAY! ME TOO!

Toast: Lessee if you can figure it out...
Toast: After my favorite FMA character (Pretty easy...) and my favorite FMA animal.
Toast: aand of course my last name... but thats beside the point
Me: gasp! did you name it Edo... dog... horse... rootserchickencat?
Toast: LOL WTF?
-...After a while...-
Me: ummm... Roy...roosterchickencatpigdogbirdiefly?
Toast: Lol..
Toast: FMA Animal.
Toast: Think about it.
Toast: -.-
Me: Dog
Me: RoyHayate
Me: RooyyDen
Toast: The first one
Toast: XD
Me: Roydog
Toast: Second then
Toast: XD
Me: Royhayate
Toast: ...There's a space...
Toast: T.T
Me: Roy Hayate
Toast: FINALLY!!!!

Me: RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNN!!!!!!!!!
Toast: GAWD! STOP IT!
Me: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Toast: -cries-
Me: lol...Notice how I stop after I say never...

Me: My god! The phone keeps ringing!
Ayumi: Yeah. Its me. Can you pick up? I'm wasting my minutes here -.-;
Me: Lol

Me: Chibi you faved Crystal Clear!!! -glompes-
Ayumi: -sweatdrop- ...So?
Me: ... -_O
Me: ...So...Thanks?
Ayumi: O.O... ooh... welcome -sweatdrop-

Me: -extremely hyper-
Ayumi: Lol
Me: Okay. Breathing in 3, 2, 1... -takes deep breaths-
Ayumi: 2, 3, 2, 1, 5, 7, 4, Z!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: -bursts out laughing-
Ayumi: X3
Me: Oh yeah? Well me and Kida can count better than you!!
Ayumi: Pshaw!
Me: TWO, SEVEN, EIGHTY-THREE, SIX, NINE, FIVE, PEANUT BUTTER, BLUEBERRY, MACARONI, BUTTON!!!
Ayumi: ELEVENTY-SIX, FIVE, NINE, TWENTY-TEN, CACTUS, TRANS FAT! XP
Me: XD Oh yeah? Well here's me and Onee-chan's!
Me: ELEVENTY-HUNDRED-TWO, FIVETY-FIVE, MOUSEY, CHEESE, BALONI, MILKITY-FIVER, SIX-AH-TEA, TENNITY-ELEVEN, BABOON!
Ayumi: ...INFINITY TIMES CHEESE!!!
Me: XDD
Ayumi: Ha! That just pwned ur world! XP
Me: Nuh Uh!
Me: INFINITY TIMES CHEESE PLUS ELEVENTY-ELEVEN TIMES BUTTON!
Ayumi: Speaking of cheese in a totally random and unplanned topic change, what's the square root of cheese?
Me: ... Button...
Ayumi: I thought it was pudding...
Ayumi: DX MY REASON TO LIVE IS GONE! -sobs in corner-
Me: ... Hmm... Maybe it was eleventy-two...
Me: NO! IT WAS CHOCUDDING!
Ayumi: ._. Wuh?
Me: Chocolate and pudding! It's chocudding! Lol
Ayumi: Aha! XD
Me=P

Me: o_o Edo Vanished!
Ayumi: gasp...
Me: I bet he hid behind that random tree over there
Me: -points to a tree-

Me: u know what?
Ayumi: mya?
Me: u dont have any me quotes on your proffy yet =O
Ayumi=OOOO
Ayumi: Convo quotes or just u quotes?
Me: both
Ayumi=OOOO
Me: -nods gravely-
Me: you've committed a horrible sin
Ayumi: -sobs-
Me: and now you must pay
Me: by... listening to me... umm... sing... what's a song you dont like?
Ayumi: ...Tatu songs... I hate em all...
Me: THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING HOW IT ENDS SO IT CONTINUED ON AND ON MY FRIENDS CUZ IT'S THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS... etc, etc.
Ayumi: x.x
Me: or something along those lines XD

Edowardo: YOU'RE A BUSH WACKER! -hits Kaiser with the Hammer-
Edowardo: -SQUEEK!-
Kaiser: -punches hammer-
Edowardo: -hammer deflates-
Kaiser:O_o oops...

Me: -loud bang-
Me: O.O LEGGO
Me: MY EGGA~
Me: EGOO~
Me: EHGOO~
Me: RAWR!
Me: EGGO!
Me: -punts typos-
Me: Dammit! You spoiled the moment! T.T
Amako: LOL!!!!!

(just how perverted us Rangers can be)
Kaiser: Uhh... Summer sucks and blows -didn't think that was possible-
Everyone: -laughing-
Phoenix: Who's Summer, Alk?
Kaiser: Oooooooooooohhhhhhhh!
Me: -dies laughing-
Phoenix: XD I think he got it
Kaiser: Person from Napolean Dynomite?
Pheonix and Me: ...
Me: I don't think he got it.
Phoenix: Think like Sporky, Alk. "Summer sucks and blows"
Sporky: -snickers-
Phoenix: -Falls over laughing-
Kaiser: you mean like the thing when a man and a woman love each other or something?
Sporky: XD What?
Me: -bursts out laughing-
Phoenix: -head/wall- I think he's getting there.
Sporky: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Kaiser: you... you mean... sex?
Phoenix: XD
Sporky: I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT
Phoenix: XD
Sporky: Oh
Sporky: Yeah
Sporky: Sex.

Me: BONSOIR ET BIENVENUE A NOTRE EMISSION~!!
Me: -random french moment-
Celina: ...o.O I do not wanna ask what you're talking about.
Celina: back btw
Toasty: XD

Me: NOO
Me: DONT BE EMO!
Me: BE HAPPY!
Toasty: o_O
Me: BE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!
Toasty: But being emo ish mah thang!
Toasty: lawlz
Toasty: that sounds perverted
Toasty: 8D
Me: CUZ I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR~!
Me: -starts singen-
Toasty: o_O
Me: ... kinky...

Me: KER SPALOOSHA~!
Me: -floods the room-
Toasty: -drownz agayn-
Toasty: (lawlz. gay.)
Me: damn... i should really stop doing that.

Toasty: lololol. SxCxS
Toasty: -heart-
Me: ... -shifty eyes-
Me: -totally read that the wrong way-
Toasty: ... -shifty eyes-
Me: SXC.
Toasty: ..-dies laughing-
Me: lol.
Toasty: sxc. Lawlz

Toasty: xDD At least I didn't hit you with the 'holy flaming panties, batman!' line like I did with my other friend when I got kicked off.
Me: -smirks and raises an eyebrow- So, little bro. On a completely random change of topic... I'm a pain in the ass, eh?
Toasty: -shifty eyes-
Me: Yes. I read your profile.
Toasty: -coff-
Toasty: nooo... -shifty eyes-
Toasty: You're the bestest brother a nobody could ask for.
Me: -_- I think this says otherwise, Roxas.
Me: 'Pain in the ass : Kylie/Demy-chan/Sora-chan'
Toasty: -shifty eyes-
Toasty: I was...
Toasty: ... on crack?
Me: Yeah. Uh-huh. Sure.

Toasty: There's Yaoi in that story. like, not Shounen-ai. YAOI XD
Toasty: or... almost-yaoi so far.
Toasy: xDDD
Me: ...What's the difference between the two? ._.
Toasty: ...
Me: WAIT!
Toasty: Shounen-ai is boy love
Toasty: Yaoi is Yaoi
Me: ya...
Toasty: ...
Me: but yaoi is man on man love too...
Me: oh... oh wait...
Toasty: Ya man-on-man. xDDDD
Toasty: ON.
Me: Yaoi... like... ewww XD

Me: As long as you dont eat any of my muffiny minions, all is well.
Sporky: I'll consider it.
Me: Lol
Me: Well if you do I'll conside taking Blaise back.
Sporky: o.o...
Sporky: FINE, NONE OF MUFFYN'S MUFFINS!
Me: -cackles-I has tah powah!

Me: Blaise can BAKE!
Sporky: HE CAN?!
Me: Chyah! XD
Sporky: OMG HE'S PERFECT!

-Outside the world of the Internet-

Crystal: -singing- I looove you! I've loved you aaall along!
Laura: Erm...

Celina: watcha doin?
Me: my pencil fell off the bed
Celina: oh.
Me: -falls off bed and lands flat on face-
Celina: good job.

Me: So it's my computer now?
Dad: Yes.
Me: And I can have any desktop I want?
Dad: You can have any desktop you want... Except porn.
Me: ... Thanks I'm sure I'll be fine without it.

Me: You know your microphone isn't a microphone when it doesn't work with the computer it came with.
Dad: Got that right.

Me: Shift...
Teacher: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Celina: -Laughing her head off-
Me: Huh?! What?!?!
Celina: -Nearly falls off her chair-
Me: No! No! I said Shift! Shift with an F!!!
Teacher: Are you sure about that?
Me: Yes!!!

Laura: -Pokes-
Me: -Grabs her hand-
Laura/Me: ...-stare-
Laura: WE'RE BEEEEST FRIIIIIENDS!
Laura/Me: -skipping-
Laura/Me: -get to her house-
Me: Wow, we're cool!
Laura: -laughing-

Me: If two people were to follow eachother... they'd be going around in circles...
Dad: ...You need to pay less attention to the logic of the lyrics and more attention to the song itself.
Me: But the whole point of having lyrics is to pay attention to them!
Dad: Yeah, but do you honestly need to comment on every unlogical lyric there is?
Me: Pff. Yeah!

Talisha: -whispers- You're dad scares me...
Me: -laughs-
Dad: You're scared of me? Why? -over-heard us-
Talisha: -blushes- -hides behind me- Your mustache...
Dad: ...Well I'm scared of your eyebrows.

Me: -getting out utensils for lunch- Do you want a sporn or a fook?
Celina: -starts laughing-
Me: ... Wai-- Oh... Blah. Fine then! Do you want a pointy thing or a round thing?!
Celina: -giggling- How is it you can make anything sound perverted?!
Me: How is that perver-- oh... ohhh... -coughs-

Mom: Last call!
Me: Bye!
Mom: You're gonna miss out on a great afternoon with your mom!
Me: Bye!
Mom: I've got recycling to take out! Can't beat that!
Me: Bye!
Mom: What's this say about me?
Me: I love you?
Mom: ... I love you too! n.n

(Random Ad game, Yellow Pages version)
Me: ... Uninformed drivers... whoops. uniformed.
Crystal: No, they have uninformed Drivers.
Me: Yeah. They dont know where you live
Crystal: We guarentee they'll never make it to their destination! Hoorah!
Me: -laughs- but if they're uninformed they wouldn't know how to drive!
Crystal: -laughs-
Me: We guarentee deliveries full of damage! ... and some that may not even make it there!
Both: -laughs-

(More Random Ad game, Yellow Pages version)
Me: Guarenteed Damage Free Deliveries...
Crystal: Guarenteed Damage Full Deliveries?!
Me: -laughs- Yup! That's us! We deliver you're precious items in... more than one piece!
Both: -giggles-

Dad: John and I are here to pick up the washer.
Mom: Okay. Need any help?
Dad: Nope. We're manly men! -flexes arm-
Mom: -snorts- Yes, dear.

Dad: Hey, Kailee?
Me: What?
Dad: Wanna learn how to do breaks?
Me: ... Not really... -snickers quietly-

Show / Movie Quotes

"Whoopty Flippin' Doo." -Ed (FMA)
"Maybe it's a good thing I'm so sh-... GAAAAAAAH!!! NO IT'S NOT!!!" -Ed (FMA)
"It's not my fault I'm so big!" -Al (FMA)
"Oh Ed! This is the first time someones treated me like a kid since my body became armor!" -Al (FMA)
"...You didn't drink your milk." -Winry (FMA)
"TINY MINI-SKIRTS!" -Roy (FMA)
"LOYAL CANINE HOW WE SALUTE THEE! Hahahahaha!!!" -Roy (FMA)
"Can I eat him, Lust?" -Gluttony (FMA)
"The president of Sweden visited Washington today... and my tiny little nipples went to france." -Reporter Guy (Bruce Almighty)
"... and I do the Cha Cha like a sissy little girl... I lika... do... da Cha Cha..." -Reporter Guy (Bruce Almighty)
"-Big long like 5 minute burp after chugging a 2L bottle of coke- -big smile- DID YOU HEAR THAT?!" -Elf (Elf)

Fullmetal Alchemist-
Ed: "RUN!"
Al: "Which Way?!"
Ed: "Any way!"
Al: "I don't know where I'm going!!"
Ed: "It's better than getting shot!!!"

Al: "Brother, you've changed! You're... taller!"
Ed: "Al... WHAT, YOU THINK I'D STILL BE A RUNT WHEN I'M EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD?!"

Ed: "We better get outta here, this whole place is about to explode."
Al: "What?! Why?!"
Ed: "Cos I don't like it."

Ed: "We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking! ...FASTER, AL!"
Al: "I know! I know! I'm trying!"
Ed: "Faster, Al! AAAHHH! ...GIMME YOUR HEAD!" -Snatches Al's head and uses it as a bucket to let water out of the boat-
Al: "Hey! Give me that back!"
Ed: "Stop complaining, would ya? Now get the water out!"
Al: "Well then why don't you transmute something?! You don't have to use my head!!!"

Upcoming Chapters

The FMA Questionnaire: Chapter 3 "Executions and Shoe sizes... WTF?"

Weirdness: Chapter 6 "FMA and Naruto RP"

Crystal Clear: Chapter 17 "Past"

A Golden Sky: Chapter 10 (hasn't got a name yet) !STORY ON PAUSE!

Other Stories

The FMA Alphabet:
Chapters A,B,C, & D up
This is a story on a joint account between me and Jess. We either refer to eachother as 'Muffin' and 'Toast' or 'Demyx' / 'Demy-chan' or 'Roxas' / 'Roxy-chan'.
I am Muffin / Demyx / Demy-chan and Jess is Toast / Roxas / Roxy-chan.
Anyhoo! If you're in need of a laugh this is the PERFECT thing to read!
PLEASE R&R:D
Here's the link to our profile:
http://www.fanfiction.net/~breakfastygoodness
Thanks!

Author's Notes and Upcoming Events

Crystal Clear:
-T.T I feel like people have given up on me! T.T All my awesome and loyal reviewers havent reviewed!! Please Please Please Review! or... orrrrrrr... I SHALL NOT UPDATE! MWAHAHAHA! D and I KNOW you dont want that, now DO you? So pleaaaaaase review! Please please please!

Weirdness:
-Okay so this fic is all about how random I can be. Well no. Scratch that. Its about how random my friends and I can be. If you're ever bored, this is the fic to read! Thanks! I hope you get the chance to read it! I guarentee a lot of laughs. I got my share from it! Please review if you get the chance! I love getting reviews! Thanks again! ~Kailee out. - .\/, -

The FMA Alphabet:
Okay guys! So me and Jess have started working together on a series of one-shots that we're putting together to form a weird story thinger that each chapter is a new one-shot!
Chapter E is nearly done! So check this story out when you get the chance =)

All:
I hope you all enjoy my stories and take time to review! I need all the support I can get.

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