Hey name Kemowitch i love writing but my spelling & grammer are bad. this my first time in fanfiction even

if i've done original works. I like most any grene and also prefere slash so if you don't like it don't read!

If you are wondering about my pen name it's cause I went thru a bone marrow transplant .

ships I like

snape/harry

draco/harry

harry/tom or voldermort

harry/ any other slytherlin

plots I like

Snape fatherly relationship harry

harry on the streets

harry abuse

Quotes I love

-Jack Sparrow- Me? I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to something incredibly... stupid.

-Jack -(wakes up to see Elizabeth burning the rum) No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food the shade...The Rum!Elizabeth- Yes the rum is gone

Jack-Why is the rum gone

Elizabeth- One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that singnal is over 1,000 feet high. The entire royal navy is ou looking for me , do you think there is even a slightest chance they won't see?

Jack- But why is the rum gone?

Jack-(Imitating Elizabeth)"It must have been terrible for you, jack. Must have been terrible" Well it Bloody is now !(Seeing Norrington ship off shore)

Jack-There'll be no living with her after this

Favorite Comedians- Eddie Izzard, Bill Engvall two way different guys