| Read-Write-Review-and-Revise |
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Why, hello there! Welcome to our humble abode, er, profile! Yes, hello! You've either stumbled upon here because you: a.) actually have an interest in what we have to say, b.) are looking for a segway to another profile and/or story, or c.) are just completely and utterly lost. (Please note that the search engine is at the top of your screen.) Either way, we hope you stick around for a while! Hi! I'm Read. I'm a bit crazy. (Rolls eyes) a bit? I, on the other hand, am Write. I'm Review! How do you do? And I'm Revise, as a word to the wise... I don't why those three deal with me. Though I am quite glad they do. Thank you, Read. Some of you may already know us as: I Want to Give Neville a Hug - http/www.fanfiction.net/u/1079279/ (Read), 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed- http/www.fanfiction.net/u/1036499/ (Write), Tonks-Rocks - http/www.fanfiction.net/u/1238060/ (Review), Ginny's Biggest Fan http/www.fanfiction.net/u/1410184/ (Revise). Personal Profiles/Interviews READ: Name: Megan Current Location: Behind a Book DOB: October 29 (Day before Mrs. Weasley's!) House: Gryffindor. Duh. 'Nough said. Four words Write uses to describe Read:Incorrigible, rocker, weirdo, Twanda. Four words Review uses to describe Read: Funny (but don't push it), talkative, hyper, weird (yes, Read, you are). Four words Revise uses to describe Read: Hilarious, smart, creative, wacky. Role Models: Sally (from the Nightmare Before Christmas.) And Johnny Cash. Talents: Dreaming, writing, reading. (Might I add: A natural poet!) (And a singer, too!) Yeah, poetry and music, too. Fangirl: Harry Potter, Eragon, Twilight, New Moon, Rock Music, especially Dashboard Confessional. Television: Idk, it’s mostly music…but definitely Grey's Anatomy & How I Met Your Mother. Movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, 10 Things I Hate About You & Pirates of the Caribbean... Books: Harry Potter, Eragon, Twilight, New Moon, Looking for Alaska... Name Origin: My Grandma: Her first name is Margaret, long for Megan. Favorite Color: Black or turquoise. (Hey! You stole my color!) Last Cried: When Neville told Harry about his parents in O.O.T.P. Sarcasm Rate (1-10): 9.5 Nicknames: Meggy-moo, Meg, Meggily-moo, Meggers, Bill... Least Favorite Personal Trait/Appearance: My ability to pretty much screw everything up…(You don't!) (How could you say that!) Most Missed Friend/Person: There's too many. Favorite Possession: My stuffed elephant. Edit:I lost my elephant...(tears up). Oh, well. Now, it's my dogtag of Jack Skellington. Favorite Food: Gonnago with chocolate on this one, guys. Favorite Drink: Monster Khaos. Eye Color: Brown. Hair Color: Naturally brown. Contacts/Glasses: I don't have to wear either. Favorite Season: Fall or Winter... Favorite Dessert: Cappuccino Fudge Blitz ice cream.(Say that 5 times fast) Most Embarrassing Moment: When my slip fell down at school when I had to wear a dress for something. Pets: My dog, (a beagle) Rickey. (Edit: New Puppy! Her names Molly and she's a black lab.) Favorite Smell: The smell in the air after it rains... WRITE: Name: Tara Name Origin(s): 1.) “Gone With the Wind” – Tara plantation. It was my mother's favorite film. 2.) Irish Gaelic for 'hill'. Tara Hill was once home to Tara Castle, where the kings were known to feast. Unforunately, there are no remains of Tara castle today, but Tara is still a very proud name in Ireland. Nicknames: Terrs, Terr-Bear, Tater-Tot, George…Seriously, don’t ask. House: Ravenclaw. ...What? Someone has to hold everything together... Current Location: Writing. (Um, duh?) DOB: December 12th (Same as Charlie Weasley's, and 6 days after Hagrid's!) Eye Color: Hazel. Hair Color: Sort of a reddish brown, with a couple of natural blond highlights. Sarcasm Rate (1-10): Meh…9. Last Cried: During the film, "P.S., I Love You." Seriously - Saddest. Movie. Ever. Least Favorite Personal Trait/Appearance: I’m going to have to go with my hair. Oh, what I wouldn’t give for manageable locks! Contacts/Glasses: Glasses. Had ‘em for years. Most Embarrassing Moment: Haha! That’s funny! You actually think I’m going to tell you! Pets: Let’s see. I’m allergic to basically anything with fur or feathers. So…no. Most Missed Friend/Person: Read. (Tears). (Takes Review’s handkerchief and blows nose.) Thanks. (Tries to return it.) No, um, you can keep it, Write… Four words Read uses to describe Write: Genius, OCD (Grammar, wouldn't you think?), reader, stubborn. Four words Review uses to describe Write: Brilliant, stubborn (in a good way), creative, friendly... Four words Revise uses to describe Write: Procrastinator, intelligent, stubborn, amusing. Notice each one of us used stubborn and some form of smart? Shut up. This is my section. (Ah but that's what we want you to think... or is it?) Talents: I took acting for one summer, tap dancing for 5 years, and ballet for 4. I also took ice skating for 2, gymnastics for 3 and half, and was a Girl Scout for 6 years. I've skiied every winter since the age of three. I'm CURRENTLY taking up golf, and I am a reading lunatic, although, as you've probably guessed, my preference is writing. I will contradict you on any and all matters. ...Oh, and of course! My number 1 hobby: Procrastinating. Fangirl: Harry Potter (obviously), Anything Disney-related (I'm such a sucker), Country music, Rascal Flatts (Did you know that Gary's wife's name is Tara?), the Twilight series, and most recently, the Stephanie Plum series... ~Write's Favorites~ Color: Green. Possession: My Harry Potter books, of course! Food: Seafood. Of any kind, really. I’m not picky. Drink: Soda. Again, in general. Not picky. Season: Winter. There’s nothing like curling up in front of the fireplace witha steaming mug of hot chocolate and a good book! Dessert: Cheesecake Factory’s Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake. It’s heavenly. Smell: A brand-new book. (Strange, I know.) Television Shows: Gilmore Girls, Whose Line is it Anyway, CMT, HBO, Food Network, some ABC family, CSI: Las Vegas, Numb3rs, Top Chef, The Singing Bee, America's Got Talent, Crosswords. Music: Mostly Rascal Flatts, Carrie Underwood, but I listen to a little bit of rock and oldies, as well. I've gotten into more Beethoven recently, and some rock. Movies: Pride & Prejudice, Grease, The Devil Wears Prada, Serendipity, National Treasure, Jack Frost, Akeelah and the Bee, Becoming Jane, Twenty-Seven Dresses, Titanic, & of course, Harry Potter! (Note: I also enjoy pretty much any Disney movie. Like I've said before, I'm such a sucker.) Books: Harry Potter, Jane Austen (Pride & Prejudice) or The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Series. I know, I'm lame. I also enjoyed Tangerineby Edward Bloor, John F. Kennedy: A Story of a Lifeby Howard S. Kaplan, People in the News: J.K. Rowlingby Bradley Steffens, One for the Money through Lean Mean Thirteenby Janet Evanovich, The Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, Some of Meg Cabot's work, Scrambled Eggs at Midnight by Heather Hepler & Brad Barkley. There are SO many more...(I think it's quite obvious by now that I don't get much sleep.) Role Models: J.K. Rowling, my Grandfather, Stephenie Meyer, Jane Austen, my aunt... REVIEW: Name: Michaela House: Slytherin. (Mutters something unintelligible.) There's a little in all of us. Current Location: Probably critiquing someone's work. (It's what I do. : D) DOB: March 1st (Also Ron's B-Day. But I was born exactly one month early... you do the math) Four words Read uses to describe Review: Quiet, polite, insane (she's hilarious), cunning... Four words Write uses to describe Review: Coy, friendly, lively, sharp. Four words Revise uses to describe Review: Nice, funny, imaginative, crazy. (Yay, I'm crazy!) (Ahem, Review, that's not exactly something to be proud of...) (That's something to be proud of, That's a life you can hang your hat on, that's a chin held high as a tear falls down...sorry. Too much Montgomery Gentry - HE ROCKS!) Role Models: J.K. Rowling (OK! Now she has gone too far -no one is allowed to kill Tonks and Remus!), my mom, Reba McEntire... Talents: Definitely a speed-reader, making friends, and procrastinating! Fangirl: Harry Potter, Rascal Flatts... Television: House, Heroes, CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: Miami, you just HAVE to love MythBusters! CMT, and GAC. Music: Rascal Flatts (duh), Martina McBride and just about anything Country… Movies: Harry Potter (of course), Narnia (very good graphics), (like Write...Anything Disney, but High School Musical is a load of garbage!) (Agreed!) Books: Harry Potter, Eragon, Eldest, Narnia, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn (thank you, Read), Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath, Artemis Fowl, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and the Pendragon series is pretty good too, The Cry of the Icemark, The Blade of Fire, The Warrior Heir, The Wizard Heir (and those are just a few) 'starts to cry' The Last Battle of the Icemark will be released in April of 2009, from the summary I think it's going to be wicked! (Poor Oskan, he has to fight his evil daughter that might be more powerful than he is! WAR BETWEEN MAGICAL BEINGS!! 'GASP') Name Origin: Well, I know for sure that my last name is Italian, but my first name I'm not so sure about. Favorite Color: Blue (well, either blue or turquoise - same difference.) Last Cried: When ever I hear 'What Hurts the Most' by Rascal Flatts... that song just kills me. Sarcasm Rate (1-10): Me? I would say about a 9.5 but if you get on my wrong side it'll soar up to 20. (I don't care that it is above 10) Nicknames: Call me a nickname and you die! (Heh...I'll allow "Ron," though.) Least Favorite Personal Trait/Appearance: My smile. (Weird, isn't it?) Most Missed Friend/Person: Read, and my friend Nohemi. Favorite Possession: My totally awesome 'SHHH I'm Trying To Read!' bookmark given to me by Read a couple of years ago. :D (which I will keep until it all but disintegrates from use. I still love it!!) Favorite Food: My grandma's home made Lasagna. Mmmmm. Favorite Drink: Water. (I tend to be plain.) Eye Color: A dull blue-green..(hehe it has definitely changed a lot) Hair Color: A mixture of light, and dark brown, and gold Contacts/Glasses: Yep, glasses. (According to Write I'm now apart of the 4-eye club. lol) Favorite Season: I love winter. It's always nice to have some cold weather in this furnace of a state. Oh and does Rainy season count? lol... but I'm not kidding does it? Favorite Dessert: Ok I have to admit that I'm partial to Cookie-dough Ice cream. Most Embarrassing Moment: Do you really want to know? Well, too bad because I aint tellin'. Pets: My two dogs, Chelsea and Precious. Favorite Smell: Hmm... I guess it would have to be the scent of vanilla mixed with rose and a hint of cinnamon. (They're the scents of my favorite candles!) REVISE: Name: Alyssa House: Hufflepuff. Everyone says I'm too nice. I'm proud to say Tonks was a Hufflepuff! (Grr on you! Tonks is so my character!) Current Location: Reading the same novel for the millionth time. DOB: June 10th. (5 days after Malfoy’s…Don’t know what to think of that.) Four words Read uses to describe Revise: Quirky, fun, friendly, smart. Four words Write uses to describe Revise: Insane, hilarious, tolerant, loyal. Four words Review uses to describe Revise: Intelligent, Ginny-obsessed, outgoing, and hyper. Role Models: J.K. Rowling, my mom...That's about it... Talents: Math and band. (She's wicked at the flute, violin, and recorder!) Fangirl: Harry Potter and the Jonas Brothers! (She has a tendency to call them the 'Jonie' brothers...) (Rolls eyes). (Rolls eyes along with Write.) Television: I don't really watch T.V., I read too much... Music: Jonas Brothers - I'm obsessed! Movies: Harry Potter...yup, that's it! Books: Harry Potter, Inkheart, Inkspell, A Series of Unfortunate Events, 101 Ways to Bug Your Parents, the list goes on but I don't remember all the titles... Name Origin: My mom's favorite actress - Alyssa Milano. Favorite Color: Blue. Last Cried: At the midnight premiere of HP 5...Why did that - that girl have to kiss Harry! He belongs to Ginny! Sarcasm Rate (1-10): I'm thinking 8. Nicknames: Fred, Squishy…grr on you, Write. Least Favorite Personal Trait/Appearance: My nose. Most Missed Friend/Person: My best friend in North Carolina... Favorite Possession: My copy of Half-Blood Prince - Ginny is finally a main character! (No, she most certainly is not, Revise!) Favorite Food: Pizza. Favorite Drink: Sprite. Hair Color: Dark Brown. Contacts/Glasses: Glasses! Favorite Season: Winter. Favorite Dessert: Cheesecake. Most Embarrassing Moment: I'd rather not speak of it... Pets: About 20 fish. Favorite Smell: I have no clue! (Note: Isn't it ironic that we each have a B-Day close or on one of the HP-verse characters?) (Sighs). Yes, Review. So, some FREQUENTLY asked questions about us: 1.) Most current: What grade was issued to you on the W.O.M.B.A.T. Grade 3? ~Outstanding! Once again! I can't believe it! ...Acceptable. -No Comment C'mon, Meg! -No Comment Meg! -No Comment MEGAN! -No Comment Megan, as your Best Friends, I demand that you tell us. -No Comment Alright, your deepest, darkest secret is coming out. -Alright, Alright, Terrs! Calm down! I got a stinkin' poor! Doesn't that feel better to get that off your chest? No. ...That's okay. J.K.R. said that the W.O.M.B.A.T. Grade 3 would be the hardest. You're simply too kind of a person, Review. Why, thank you. Darn it! I missed it. 2.) Why'd you make a combined account if you guys already have seperate ones? -Because we felt like it! What a stupid question... ~Ahem, what Read means to say is that we would like to continue to write stories together in the near future. Therefore, the reason for this account. However, not to worry! We'll each update our respective profiles and stories regularly. ...It's more fun that way. :D 3.) Do any of you Beta? -Write does. The Grammar Freak... Tell me about it... 4.) What pairings do you ship? ~Lol. I was actually surprised that this question was asked. Please see my profile for my favorite pairings. I, um, have quite the list of ships of which I approve of and vice versa there. -I pretty much like all the ones Write does. 'Cept for Draco/Hermione (which is in my tolerated section, mind you), and Neville/Anyone who is not me. If you don't get why, see my other (old) account name. ...Well, most likely the ones on Write's profile, but most of her tolerated ones would really have to be in a good story for me to like the pairing. I mean, who in their right mind would have Draco/Hermione? (I would!) (Write, that's why it is in your profile! Hello!) Notice I said in their RIGHT mind, but no offense. I'm sure who ever did do them has a reasonable story. (Twitch.) Ahem. Please move on now. Lol. I've only got one thing to say: Harry/Ginny! I also ship the ones Write does, but not the ones that she tolerates! 5.) If you have taken it, what grade did you recieve on J.K. Rowling's W.O.M.B.A.T. Test Grade 2? Write, you refuse to let me live a normal, sane, happy life, don't ya? You just had to put this up here... Sorry, Read. Couldn't resist. -(Grumbles) IgotanExceedsExpectations. Sorry, what was that? -I got a bloody Exceeds Expectations, okay? ~Good to know. I GOT AN OUTSTANDING! Go ahead. Rub it in. Sorry, Read. Lol. ...I, um, missed the memo? Why me! I missed this one, too! 6.) Who are your favorite fanfic authors? ~Hmm, this one's a toughie. It changes frequently! Right now, I'm going to say...Greekchic (http/www.fanfiction.net/u/628844/Greekchic), yes again, because I love her latest story, Face Down, so much! -Well MINE is, hmmmmmmm...I'd have to say Gene Kelly (http/www.fanfiction.net/u/164001/) Her Fred/Angelina stories are just so emotional and so well written and so in character... there's no words to describe it.Hahahahaha, anyone get it? ...Well right now 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed (http/www.fanfiction.net/u/1036499/) has got my full attention. Sorry, I Want to Give Neville a Hug. I forgive you Review. I don't think my stories are that great either. Hey they are still good! Right now, mine is Iluvpuddin (http/www.fanfiction.net/u/1229714/). She's hilarious! (Does a little victory dance) Take that, Read! Review will see the light! You two, STOP FIGHTING! (I deal with this every day.) ...Unfortunately, so do I. (Insert innocent smile here.) 7.) Why 'Read-and-Write'? ~That's an easy one. Read and I disagreed on Ribbons & Bows, Cookies & Cream, Peaches & Cream, Champagne & Caviar, Diamond & Pearl, Bugs & Daffy, Lilo & Stitch, Cinnamon & Nutmeg, Day & Night, Freckles & Speckles, Ginger & Meggs, Harvard & Yale, Lewis & Clark, Mango & Tango, Dobby & Winky, Pride & Prejudice, Sense & Sensibility, Rock & Roll, Ketchup & Mustard, Salt & Pepper, Sugar & Spice, Charlie Brown & Snoopy, Tic & Tac, Topsy & Turvy, Trick & Treat, Zig & Zag...the list goes on... F.Y.I., Chip & Dale, Pinky & the Brain, Rock & Country, Thunder & Lightning, Ying & Yang, Gred & Forge, and Fred & George were all taken names. Although, these were our first choices. ...However, I made a nice little addition and I guess there shall be no more fighting! Lol. ~Agreed. Now, I'm here, too! Don't forget about me! We haven't! Don't worry! Never! 8.) On Read's profile it says that she is thirteen years old. How old are Write, Review, and Revise? -They're not telling. ~Somehow, I knew this question would be asked. Alright, I'll give you a hint. I'm too old for trick-or-treating, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol. Does that help at all? -Nope. ...You can forget it. My lips are sealed! (Or in this case my hands are tied.) Funny, funny... I'll never tell! 9.) Your most recent favorite movie? Note: All four of us went together to the midnight premiere of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix!" -OMG! "TRANSFORMERS" WAS AWESOME! ~"Twenty-Seven Dresses." I was excruciatingly tempted to write a fanfic to it, but we ALL saw how wonderfully "The Swap" came out... ...OMG August Rush was soo amazing... Irish people RULE! I don't really have one, I pretty much just like the Harry Potter movies in general. 10.) What is your favorite type of music? ~Mine is SO Country Western! I am a die-hard Country fan! Rascal Flatts won Vocal Group of the year at the CMA's, CMT's and ACM's! -Hmmmmmm...my fav. type of music is rock. No, not heavy metal, but hard enough not to be punk. Some country is alright, though. ...CMA's are so my thing! I love Country music! Rascal Flatts ROCKS! ~Amen to that. I like all types of music, not really rap though. Jonas Brothers are my favorite! 11.) Canon or Fanon? -Fanon Fanon Fanon. ~Canon. ...Jeez, am I the ONLY one? Note: If you have a inquiring, curious, pondering, strange, weird, wacky, or just plain stupid question about us, send it here! Chances are, it will be posted here because...well, we have no lives... If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Cough,cough"HarryPotter"Ahem) ...This is better explained my my other pename... (And, uh...music...sneeze) Yeah, REAL subtle, Read. Do shut up. (Just plain 'ol reading for me will scare most people. They'll be like, "Dude, how can you read that book? It's HUGE!" I think that it's rather funny when I get reactions like that.) -- Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe, plus they're really yummy candies. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. Guilty as charged. : ) If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Seriously! We should start a petition. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. Hahahahaha...Get it? If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. All the time, more like. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Well, duh! Guys, quit chasing the poor leprechaun! SO not cool! ...Note how I'm the only one standing up for my Irish heritage. (Coughs pointedly at Read and Review.) If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. Hmmm...okay, fine. Yes, it's true. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile. Well, duh! If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Hooray for long profiles! Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. Addict, ADDICT! I ENCOURAGE PROCRASTINATION! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Read-Write-Review-and-Revise... Well, duh! Doesn't...everyone? Girls Quotes that you will often hear us say (whether it be to each other or others): -Care to call? ~You've used so-and-so in the wrong context. -I'm drowning in my music...bbl. -Okay, step away from the CD, mom, and no one gets hurt! (Lol! Inside joke.) Don't accio anything else, Write! (Inside joke!) ~Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...oh, you were serious? Write...Now my mom stole my Rascal Flatts CD! ~Pick up the pity party and get you're butt into gear! Uhhhh...No comment. -I hate you. No, you don't. So? ...I hate you. No, you don't. I know. ~Psst! Guess what, Read! Guess what! What now? I got an OUTSTANDING! Shut up, Write. ...I invented Twitch! ~And I care because...? ...Grrrrr. -Ugh. ...TWITCH! (Another one!) This is Fred. This is George. (This is, sadly, how we answer our phones.) -ARGH! -Hey. Auto Response from Write: In Writing Mode. Please do not disturb. Write has Returned. Yay! So, what's up? READ! You just made me lose my train of thought! Well, that's your own fault. Go pick it up! What part of 'Do not Disturb' don't you understand? The 'Do Not' part. C'ya! Grr... -So, what'chya doin'? ...Procrastinating on my homework... So, the usual? Yup. Too bad, so sad. Thank you very much and have a nice day! How do you spell com? C-O-M I know, Write! I'm not that slow! ...Why the silence? I can't tell - were you being sarcastic? Don't look at me like that! How's life? Life sucks. Way to stay pleasant. Are you serious? NO, READ, FOR THE LAST TIME, NOT THE CHARACTER! (Inside joke.) ... Oh, so that wasn't a rhetorical...question? My bad. How is that my problem? I was just being random and I was discussing ideas with Read. These ideas are some of our comments, and at the time, it seemed very funny. Oh, let's just pretend that the sorting hat either didn't burn or they made a new one. THE SORTING HAT LIVES ON! AND FRED LAUGHS ON! AND TONKS AND REMUS DO WHATEVER THEY DO ON! AND DOBBY WEARS A LOT OF HATS ON! So, I was reading a story the other day, and - Let me guess - it was Harry/Ginny. Yeah, but - ! And it was AU. Yeah, and - ! It was incomplete. Yeah! Jeez, you're good at this! ~Greetings, Mickey Mouse! Grr. Don't call me that! Note: In case you were wondering, the above conversations and phrases are exchanged between the four of us on a daily basis. Future Projects/Stories: From Beauxbatons to Hogwarts: When she was forced to transfer, Megan and her friends were not at all happy about it. Watch as she, Tara, Michaela, and Alyssa work their way through a new school year, romance and all. Coming soon to a computer near you! Yes, we realize that it's only one story at the moment, but never fear! Yeah, we have many ideas in our notebook. We've just not quite finished them yet! Edit: Okies, people, FBTH is long in coming. Write and I, ok, ok Write - Mostly Write might take the whole summer typing this thing and editing it, and lots of other things. (Because I don't have anything to do this summer, riiight?) So, currently under construction. At this exact moment, however, I am trying to brainstorm ideas for little one-shots other than the sad montages Write and I have been... er... writing. On with the show! (P.S. I am currently in possession of the FBTHnotebook, guys, and Read still hasn't realized it. Ha! She'll figure it out soon enough. I'm sorry, but right now it needs so much editing it's not even funny. What's funny is the fact that she thinks it ready for posting. Bloody hilarious, that is. C'ya!) Second Edit: Okay, I give. We'll restart it, Write. I'll get on it right now. Aha! Victorious! In the Words of: Read: a.)They want you to have fun in school, that's why the word 'procrastination' was invented. b.) Three is the number of those who do holy work Two is the number of those who do lover's work One is the number of those who do perfect evil Or perfect good. c.) Love sucks. And tootsie pops make a good addition. d.) Chocolate is my drug! e.) I am the kind of person that can get drunk off of apple cider. Write: a.) ~Yesterday is History~ ~Tomorrow is a Mystery~ ~Today is a Gift~ ~That's why it's called the Present~ b.) When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it. c.) When life gives you lemons, throw them out the window and ask for the chocolate. d.)The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! e.)Best quote ever? In the words of Mrs. Rose DeWitt Bukater (played by Kate Winslet): "It was as if I was standing in the middle of a crowded room, screaming at the top of my lungs, and no one even looks up." (Can SO totally relate!) Review: a.) ~The three most evil words a reader could find are To Be Continued... b.) True story (3/16/08): My trip to the beach... Sunscreen and other necessities: 25.00 dollars A full tank of gas: 46.00 dollars Trying to find a parking spot: 2 hours and 35 minutes Finally finding a parking lot with space: an entrance fee of 17.00 dollars Arriving at the beach with clear skies, less people, and room to move around only to find that it's infested with jellyfish: Priceless c.) I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I return before you get back, Please ask me to wait. Get it? Get it? Oh for goodness sake people I'm, I've, myself, etc. are all different people. (Many "Ohhhhhh's" are heard in the distance). d.) Don't mind me I'm just in a twitchy mood. (TWITCH...TWITCH.) e.) Imagine a chicken with dragon pox, Or Imagine a dragon with chicken pox. (That's very weird) Revise: a.)Wheeeee! b.) GINNY! c.) Ear go itchy! d.)...And I hate those smarticle-like, prodigies, and their smarticle-ness-nessity is getting me, with their smarticle instruments, and their smarticle playing, and the fact that they're just too smarticle for their own good! e.) I like chocolate milk! (I really don't...) f.) Sheep! Aaaaahhhhh! g.) Candy broken... h.) Doggies go QUACK! If you guys really want to get to know us, you should probably check out our individual profiles. Thanks for visiting! Read-Write-Review-and-Revise | |||||||||
1. The Teddy Bear reviewsA Revise and Write story. Our first shot at a parody. Hope you enjoy! Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-3-08 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete2. Valentine's Day II reviewsWhat happens when Bella forgets a certain holiday, Edward's not allowed to tell her, and Emmett and Jasper make a bet? This! One-shot. A Read and Review story.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-14-08 - Complete3. The Prayer reviewsShe prayed for their safety. For her safety. They were going to be gone for weeks, months, possibly even years searching for the horcruxes, and she would be there with them each step of the way. [A Read story.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-07 - Hermione G. - Complete4. Just Because reviewsJust because I can cry, doesn't mean I'm going to. Leaving you may just be the hardest thing to do. GWxAS. Oneshot. [A Read & Write Story.]Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-07 - George W. & Alicia S. - Complete5. Where are You? reviewsThe Moving Truck is here...but where are you? Oneshot. RLxNT. [Read & Write story.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete6. Can Time Really Heal all Hearts? reviewsI can't take this any more. There has to be a way out. GW. Oneshot. [A Read & Write story.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-17-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete