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Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass
The Cold Within
Six humans trapped by happenstance
in black and bitter cold
Each possessed a stick of wood,
Or so the story's told.
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Their dying fire in need of logs,
the first woman held hers back
For on the faces around the fire
She noticed one was black.
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The next man looking 'cross the way
Saw one not of his church
And couldn't bring himself to give
The fire his stick of birch
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The third one sat in tattered clothes
He gave his coat a hitch,
Why should his log be put to use
To warm the idle rich?
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The rich man just sat back and thought
Of the wealth he had in store,
And how to keep what he had earned
From the lazy, shiftless poor.
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The black man's face bespoke revenge
As the fire passed from his sight,
For all he saw in his stick of wood
Was a chance to spite the white.
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And the last man of this forlorn group
Did naught except for gain,
Giving only to those who gave,
Was how he played the game.
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The logs held tight in death's stilled hands
Was proof of human sin,
They didn't die from the cold without,
They died from the cold within.
-James Patrick Kinney
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Best Prayer I Have Heard In A Long Time...

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in
traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is
rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a
few precious moments with her children.
Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man
who can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student,
balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting his
student loans for next semester.
Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the
same spot every day is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our
worst nightmares.
Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slowly
through the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring
this moment, knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back last
week, this will be the last year that they go shopping together .
Heavenly Father, remind us each day that, of all the gifts you give us,
the greatest gift is love. It is not enough to only share that love with
those we hold dear. Open our hearts not to just those that are close to us,
but to all humanity. Let us be slow to judge and quick to forgive, show
patience, empathy and love.
Amen
Disclaimer: I do not, nor ever will own any of these quotes or poems that are on this page...(as much as i want to...NO! It shall be mine i tell you, mine! MMIINNEE! NNNOOO!)
~~Color hair-Long dish-water blonde (and just cause i'm blondeish DOES NOT MEAN I AM STUPID...just special...you know your jealous of my shmexy specialness that you will never have...STOP LAUGHING AT ME...NOOO! I'M COOL I TELL YOU! COOOOOOLLLL!)
~~Color eyes-Gray/Steal Blue
~~Gender-Female (perverts...i'm watching you...don't even think about it! I know your evil ways...in fact, if your a guy, stop reading this, I SAID STOP! NOOO!lol...stop)
~~Preferance-Straight
~~Age-212. I look pretty good for my age, no?
PAIRINGS FOR INUYASHA:
-Sesshoumaru and Kagome rulez
-Kagome and Inuyasha rulez
-Sango and Miroku rulez (duh)
-Inuyasha or Naraku and Kinky-hoe in hell. Then it becomes a Kagome and Sesshoumaru fic!
PAIRINGS FOR NARUTO:
-Sakura and Sai
-Naruto and Hinata
-Sakura and Sasuke
-Ino and Shikamaru
-Sakura and Gaara
-Temari and Shikamaru
-Sakura and Kankuro (sometimes)
-Kankuro and Ino
-Sakura and Neji
-Ino and Chouji
-Neji and Tenten
-Sakura and Lee (I don't read it at all, but it would definitely be cute)
PAIRINGS FOR GHOST HUNT:
-Naru and Mai
-Mai and Lin
-Lin and Madoka
-Ayako and Monk
-Masako and John
PAIRINGS FOR AVATAR LAST AIRBENDER:
-Katara and Zuko
-Aang and Toph
-Sokka and Suki
-Katara and Jet (maybe, haven't read it yet)
PAIRINGS I DISLIKE WITH A PASSION:
(see that, not hate, just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns )
-Any guy pairings
-Any girl pairings
-Sesshoumaru and Kikyou
-Naraku with anyone else other than Kinky-hoe. He's evil and thus should be in hell with the hoe
-Sesshoumaru and Kagura
Gaara and Hinata
-Sakura and Itachi are kinda gross...plus he's EEVVIILLLLLL (and he seriously pisses me off) (runs away from crazy chain-saw wielding fangirls)
-Sakura and Deidara
-Anybody with Orochimaru is REALLY gross (Orochimaru's gay pedophile AND he's seriously ugly)
-I do NOT like same relation pairings.
~~Favorite things to say :P:
-Reese's Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; i'll fuck you up.
-Gnomes... (don't even ask...)
-Athum ath a pothum
If life hands you limes, make a MARTINI!
-Shmexy/Smexy
-I hate nothing. Just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns.
-All the nice guys are ugly, and the hot ones are rude. The Hot and nice ones are gay...
To often we loose sight of life’s simple pleasure, remember when someone annoys you it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and b&-slap the motha' @#&
-I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
-You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
-If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
-Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Daughter: "But Dad... if he liked me, then why would he act like that?" Dad: "Well, dear... he's kind of like this cresent roll... flakey on the outside, but soft on the inside..."
-A good friend will bring you bale money when you're in jail. A best friend will be right beside you saying, "We fucked uuuuuup."
-"TV is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms." - Alan Coren
-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-Murphy's Military Laws
-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
-"Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
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(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.
-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile
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FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG because who has time for drugs if you're reading, plotting, writing, and checking reviews?
Favorite Quotes:
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The only thing neccessary for the triumph of evil
is for good men to do nothing.
-Edmund Burke
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Have you ever lived my life, spent one
minute in my shoes? If you haven't, then
why do you judge me as you do.
-- coolbuddy.com--
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-Yesterday is but a dream, and tomorrow is only a vision,
but today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of
happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope.”
--Anonymous--
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What doesn't kill you,
only makes you stronger.
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Pain is weakness leaving the body
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The weak can never forgive.
Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
--Mahatma Gandhi--
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You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
--Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel)--
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Money and success don't change people,
they merely amplify what is already there.
--Will Smith--
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience,
but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
--Martin Luther King, Jr.--
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Do not let circumstances control you.
You change your circumstances.
--Jackie Chan--
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Focus on your potential
instead of your limitations.
--Alan Loy McGinnis--
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It's our choices that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
--J. K. Rowling--
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Just because a person forgives,
does not mean a person should or will forget
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Show me a person that has never made a MISTAKE
and I'll show you one that's never achieved MUCH.
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MOTIVATION will almost always beat mere talent
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It is not only what we do, but also what we do NOT do,
for which we are accountable.
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Hope for the best,
but be prepared for the worst
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For every MINUTE you are angry,
you LOSE sixty seconds of HAPPINESS.
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Sometimes in our pursuit of HAPPINESS,
we need to stop, be thankful and just BE HAPPY.
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Life's like a box-a-chocolates... you never know what'ya gonna get
-? (also said by Forest Gump...He ROCKS)
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It takes more balls, courage, and willpower to forgive, survive, and move on
than it is to get angry and seek revenge on someone that could actually kill you
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Any person may be or do a heoric thing, but it takes real courage,
and a truly honest person to stand up and accept the consequences of ones own actions.
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Lord, make me an instrument of thy PEACE
where there is hatred, let me sow LOVE
where there is injury, pardon
where there is despair, hope
where there is darkness, light
where there is sadness, JOY
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...FOLLOW THE STUPID RULE!
DON'T DO STUPID THINGS WITH STUPID PPL IN STUPID PLACES
If a child lives with critisism he learns to Condem.
If a child lives with hostility he learns to Fight.
If a child lives with redicule he learns to be Shy.
If a child lives with jealousy he learns to feel Guilty.
If a child lives with tolerance he learns to be Pateint.
If a child lives with encouragement he learns Confidence.
If a child lives with praise he learns to Appreciate.
If a child lives with fairness he learns Justice.
If a child lives with approval he learns to Like Himself.
If a child lives with acceptance and friendship he learns To FiNd LoVe In ThE wOrLd.
THE END!MUAHAHAHA
PS:...wow...that was seriously cheesy...you know you love it...oh the cheesy goodness...
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