| alana124pyro |
Author has written 21 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, and Ghost Hunt. "Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets" -Paul Tournier Author's Note: Eee! I updated Quid Pro Quo! Wahoo! I hope to continue to do so. :D I just hope i get more reviews b/c if I don't, my reason for LIFE is gone. Well, no, not really--but you catch my drift. Reviews would be nice... Cough. I did get some, but I have all these people on alerted and favourited for this story, not to mention all of the hits, and only five reviews for my second chapter? Eh. Well, we'll see. I shall continue always! But reviews would still be nice. lol. PS: ON A COMPLETE UNRELATED NOTE: I'm sick of people calling me judgmental. Stop blaming me for your issues. If you are wrong, don't expect me to get all touchy feely and say, "Well, I don't know, MAYBE it's okay, I mean, you're just such a nice person and yada yada yada..." If you're being an idiot, don't blame me for being WRONG. Gah. Rock on and peace out o.o Fun Internet Clickables! Videos Standing Outside the Fire We call them cool We call them fools But you've got to be tough when consumed by desire We call them strong We call them weak They're so hell-bent on giving ,walking a wire Standing outside the fire There's this love that is burning Standing outside the fire Standing outside the fire -Artist: Garth Brooks (This is one of my favourite songs and artists!) Disclaimer: I do not, nor ever will own any of these quotes or poems that are on this page... (Also, excuse any swear words on this page, because there are a couple in quotes. Just letting you know if you're sensitive to that kind of thing. Don't read if you can't handle it) ~~Color hair: Brownish, short, layered. :D ~~Color eyes: Gray Blue ~~Gender: Female ~~Preference: Straight ~~Height: 5'4 (I didn't think this was that short... that is until my friends informed me of my error. How about that.) ~~Age: Nice of you to ask. PAIRINGS FOR NARUTO: -Sakura and Sai -Naruto and Hinata -Sakura and Sasuke -Ino and Shikamaru -Sakura and Gaara -Temari and Shikamaru -Sakura and Kankuro (sometimes) -Kankuro and Ino -Sakura and Neji -Ino and Chouji -Neji and Tenten -Sakura and Lee (I don't read it at all, but it would definitely be cute) PAIRINGS FOR GHOST HUNT: -Naru and Mai -Mai and Lin -Lin and Madoka -Ayako and Monk -Masako and John PAIRINGS FOR INUYASHA: -Sesshoumaru and Kagome rulez -Kagome and Inuyasha rulez -Sango and Miroku rulez (duh) PAIRINGS FOR AVATAR LAST AIRBENDER: -Katara and Zuko -Aang and Toph -Sokka and Suki -Katara and Jet (maybe, haven't read it yet) PAIRINGS I DISLIKE WITH A PASSION: -Any guy pairings -Any girl pairings -Sesshoumaru and Kikyou -Sesshoumaru and Kagura -Anybody with Orochimaru is REALLY gross (I hate him. Plain and simple. I believe the reasons are obvious.) -I do NOT like same relation pairings. A Couple Favourite Sayings: -If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... -Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -Daughter: "But Dad... if he liked me, then why would he act like that?" Dad: "Well, dear... he's kind of like this crescent roll... flaky on the outside, but soft on the inside..." -A good friend will bring you bale money when you're in jail. A best friend will be right beside you saying, "We fucked uuuuuup." -"TV is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms." - Alan Coren -The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-Murphy's Military Laws -Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? -"Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs." o.o.o Favorite Quotes: o.o.o The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. -Edmund Burke o.o.o o.o.o The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. --Martin Luther King, Jr.-- o.o.o It's our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. --J. K. Rowling-- o.o.o Sometimes in our pursuit of HAPPINESS, we need to stop, be thankful and just BE HAPPY. o.o.o For the want of a nail, the shoe was lost. For the want of a shoe, the horse was lost. For the want of a horse, the rider was lost. For the want of a rider, the battle was lost. For want of a battle, the kingdom was lost. All for the want of a horse-shoe nail. o.o.o Lord, make me an instrument of thy PEACE where there is hatred, let me sow LOVE where there is injury, pardon where there is despair, hope where there is darkness, light where there is sadness, JOY o.o.o A Good Email: Subject: Why I carry a gun Why I Carry a Gun.. Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes. The Average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 Feet Per Second If a child lives with criticism he learns to Condemn. If a child lives with hostility he learns to Fight. If a child lives with ridicule he learns to be Shy. If a child lives with jealousy he learns to feel Guilty. If a child lives with tolerance he learns to be Patient. If a child lives with encouragement he learns Confidence. If a child lives with praise he learns to Appreciate. If a child lives with fairness he learns Justice. If a child lives with approval he learns to Like Himself. If a child lives with acceptance and friendship he learns To FiNd LoVe In ThE wOrLd. -Dorothy Law Dolte THE END!MUAHAHAHA PS:...wow...that was seriously cheesy...you know you love it...oh the cheesy goodness... LATEZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz... "If I speak in the tongues of men and angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing. "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices in truth. It always protects, it always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. "But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part, then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known. "And now these three remain: faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love." 1 Corinthians 13:1 - 13:13 "How can you see what your life is worth, or where your value lies? You can never see through the eyes of man, you must look at your life-- look at your life through heaven's eyes" -Through Heaven's Eyes (Prince of Egypt) | |||||||||||
1. Quid Pro Quo » reviewsA jailhouse is not normally the best place to meet someone, but it happened. Neither understands their own curiosity, but somehow it keeps them together. But will it be enough? Au/GaaraSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Sakura H. & Gaara2. The Bonanza Fest » reviewsAh, young love. Sharing IS caring, after all. Drabble. Random. SasukexXxSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete3. You Get Used To Somebody reviewsI guess you get used to somebody, I guess you get used to being loved. Sometimes when you go forward, there's no going back. Sometimes that's not always a bad thing..although it can drive a person insane from the frustration of feelings and decisions. SXSNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete4. Sakura's Little Helpers reviewsHave you ever gotten help when you didn't really WANT it? Well, Sakura has now. And lots of it... But that isn't always bad either. Sometimes, anyway. SakuAkat. A 'Take It or Leave It' contest entry drabble. R&RNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-11-09 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete5. Finding Faith » reviewsEveryone has to start somewhere. And sometimes, they lose faith. It happens... but the idea is to never give up and to keep trying.-And it IS hard... but, hey, everyone needs help every once and a while. Has Bible references/GaaSaku/Recently made two-shotNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 6-20-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete6. Perfectionist reviewsEverything is always normal. Everything is always perfect. What happens when a thought-to-be normal day turns out to be not. And it stays like that for a while--much to Naru's irritation. MaiXNaru /Read all the way through pls/Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete7. Useless Love » reviewsNaruto drags Sasuke back to the village just to find Sakura gone. Its time to go find her. The Moulin Rouge movie is about love and about how it can conquer anything-except when it doesn't. With this story all screwed up will it end better,or worse? SxSNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 7-3-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.8. The Midnight Flavas reviewsWhat first got Naru started on this was just pure curiosity. And boredom. Naru was always the one who loved to solve mysteries. Who’d ever know that it’d lead him to start something else?NaruXMai.Humor. lol,and mystery if you consider it as such.R&R cleanGhost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-27-08 - Complete9. Mai's Theory reviewsMai is ultra suspecious. She has thought this through and come to a decent sounding conclusion that no one can deny. Naru is a vampire... now... she just has to prove it. MaiXNaru. Humor. Just pure humor. R&R pls. Hope you like!Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete10. When Fanfictions Collide reviewsSakura stopped as she realized something. “These people are practically PROSTITUTING me OUT!”...Find out what happens when Naruto characters meet internet and fanfiction...this story has LOTS of different pairings/read to find outNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete11. Who's Better? reviewsIno and Sakura butt heads again as one trys to out do the other with Naruto's 'great' idea. Sakura decides to come up with a list ..... No pairings--just pure fun and complete randomnessNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-08 - Sakura H. - Complete12. 10 ThInGs I hAtE aBoUt YoU » reviewsIn Konoha, there are some problems. Naruto is desparate. Ino wants Sai, or at least thinks she does. Sasuke is possessive, Sakura is angry, and Sai is slightly confused. A simple competition may lead to Sasuke's undoing and Sai's first lesson on emotionsNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,119 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 2-18-08 - Sai & Sakura H.13. The 10 Dating Rules » reviewsGaara&Kakashi team up together, deciding its in Temari&Sakura's BEST interest if all new boyfrnds DIE.Gaara's just being an over protective brother & Kakashi's doing it to save his own skin.But out of this comes absolute HILARITY!GaaSak TemShik :COMPLETE:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,454 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 8-18-07 - Sakura H. & Gaara - Complete14. Naru Plus Tea Equals Bathroom? reviewsMai is confused. She asks Naru why he keeps her as his assitant. He says that it's because she makes good tea.Which is fine...except he never goes to the bathroom? An interesting mystery. MaiXNaruGhost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-15-08 - Complete15. Beauty and the DOG » reviewsSesho. actually turning into a real dog? A fairy curse? Confusion and..licking? What will Sess. do when a fairy decided he needs help somone other than himelf. What if he fell in love with the girl hes to pair with someone els. Yes Seshoumaru,u are screwdInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,353 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 6-3-07 - Kagome & Sesshomaru16. What's My Age Again? reviewsI took her out it was Friday night.I wore cologne to get the feeling right.We started making out and she took off my pants....But then I turned on the TV. Funny.Review! ShikamaruTemari InoKankuro KakashiAnkoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete17. HOW TO LOSE SESSHOUMARU IN TEN DAYS » reviewsSame old story. Guy makes bet that he can get a girl. Girl makes bet that she lose the guy. But instead plug in Sesshoumaru as the guy and Kagome as the girl. Things are about to get very interesting. Only God knows what's going to happen now.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,008 - Reviews: 314 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 2-19-07 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete18. If I Lost You reviewsWell, Inuyasha is out of the picture, but now what about Sesshoumaru and Kagome? What happened? Well find out in this SEQUAL to 'No Scrubs, Inuyasha', which is the sequal to 'Before He Cheats'. Oneshot, READ AND REVIEW PLS!Own nothing!Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-25-07 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete19. No Scrubs, Inuyasha reviewsSequal to 'Before He Cheats' one shot. Inuyasha wants Kagome back. But is Kagome willing? Check out what happens when he tries.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-14-07 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete20. Before He Cheats reviewsI dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.IownNOTHINGInuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-13-07 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete21. No Way Out reviewsAt a Demon and Human school Kagome runs into a jerk.Later Kagome is some how stuck in a house with inuyasha and Kouga..and cant get out the thing is Kagome doesnt KNOW shes locked in and they start to try for Kagomes affections while keeping it a secret.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-19-06 - Kagome