WINNER OF CUTEROCKSTAR101's NELENA AWARDS:

Won Best Nelena Story 'Another Camp Rock Story'

And Won Best Author

Nominated:

Favorite One-Shot for 'Twilighted Wizards'

Best Seddie Story for iWill Be There For You

Soundtrack Of My Life (NOT SHUFFLE):

Opening Credits: Story Of A Girl by Nine Days
Waking Up: Wake Up-Hilary Duff
First Day At School: Worst Day Ever by Simple Plan (hehe...)
Falling In Love: Oh My My My by Taylor Swift
Fight Song: Bad Reputation by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Breaking up: Kiss and Tell by Selena Gomez
Prom: I Won't Apologize by Selena Gomez and The Scene
Life: All Star by Smashmouth
Mental Breakdown: Sober by P!nk
Driving: Drive by Vanessa Hudgens
Flashback: Love Story by Taylor Swift
Getting back together: Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows
Wedding: It Is You I Have Loved by Dana Glover (Beautiful song, really beautiful..)
Birth of Child: A New Day Has Come by Celine Dion
Final Battle: Our Solemn Hour by Within Temptation
Death Scene: Cry by Mandy Moore
Funeral Song: Someone's Watching Over Me By Hilary Duff
End Credits: Graduation by Vitamin C

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Sam

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Samizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Kamille Lattes (im not a latte!)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Tecsaeth (lol fun to say)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Emerald Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Celskh (nice)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Serafina (hey...thats pretty cool!!)

NOTICED?

You all remember Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan right? Lindsay dissed Hilary but Hilary still stayed ok with it and soon later, they had a fight over a guy named Aaron Carter. Well, move over Aaron, I think Nick Jonas is taking your place! You all know Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, right? Have you noticed Miley dissed Selena but she stayed ok with it and they were rumored to have a fight about Nick Jonas?? WOW!

Old Nicknames: Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, BoredRockstar101, ToughCookie101, ConverseGurl1026

Dream Dog: A Miniature Pinscher sooo cute.

Hi. I'm Sam aka Sammie. I'm a pretty good problem solver especially when it comes to relationships. Got a problem? Just PM me, start by 'Ask Sammie', and write your problem down and end it with your name. EXAMPLE:

Ask Sammie,

Me and my friend like the same guy. Help me!

Nelena4ever

So whatcha waiting for? PM me your problem! I'm super Streetsmart!

Name: Call me Sam, that's not my REAL name, but it is my internet name.
Nicknames: Sammie, Alexa (call me that and die)
Books: horror, touching (A Walk To Remember)
Dance: Hip Hop
Song: Rock, hip hop (not rap thats totally different)
Motto: This is me. Don't like it? Well, tough cookie.
Instrument: Guitar
Drink: COKE
Food: Junk food
MTV show: Parental control, Made (aw sweet show really love it), Yo Momma
Favorite color: Purple
Dream laptop: Macbook
Flaws Not Ashmed of: Cursing (what? You show me a kid who's never said sh!t in their lives and I'll show u someone who's full of sh!t)

Favorite pairings In Order (You're going to see I LOVE friendship turned into relationship pairings :)

Sam and Freddie from iCarly

Polar opposites, so adorable! And unlikely! In the beginning of season 1, I'd always expect it to be the typical, boring story of Creddie in the end so I stopped watching. After my visit in the usa, I watched iCarly, and I refell in love with it and noticed the small, but subtle, Seddie hints. I liked the idea so I kept watching. I think I made the right choice :) Plus, they seem to have more common intrests. :)

Sam and Danny from Danny Phantom

Aww. They're so cute together. It's somewhat different from the cliché couples. You KNOW it'll happen sooner or later in the series, YET you just love the couple. There's something unexplainable about this couple that I love. Maybe it's because Sam isn't like the perfect girl you'd see in TV, which made it less cliché. The fact that they were best friends made it even more irresistable to love. There was a lot of doubt this would happen during season 2, though. What, with Valerie and all...BUT we all saw Sam's jealousy, and later in season 3, the Sam/Danny evidence came back up! :D

Alex and Nate from Wizards Of Waverly Place and Camp Rock

They're both the same, but so different in some way. As you've seen in WOWP, Alex is a troublemaker and she doesn't even care. Nate is a sweet boy. In short, Alex is the opposite of what a role model should be and she's not ashamed to admit it, but somehow, somone like Nate could understand Alex and bring out the 'good girl' in her. He's pretty sweet and understand, so he could do that. :)

Julie and Danny from Desperate Housewives

I always knew Danny wasn't the strangler. It'd be too obvious. I think it's sweet how, despite the fact that this is a girl who his dad cheated with, he still cares for her and was protective of her. I think that shows this was more than just a crush, right? I sooo want Marc Cherry to make this a lasting couple. I'm sick of watching Julie go through all these guys and now he makes her seem like such a slut? That's unfair. At least give us Julie and Danny together! I'd love to see Julie's attacker coming back and Danny will come to her rescue, and this'll result into a kiss and a going out process! :) I'm also hoping for them to get married, but knowing Marc Cherry, who seems to think teens can't find love at a young age, this probably won't happen/

Topanga Lawrence and Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World

Guys, I don't think I have to explain why I chose this as my fourth fave couple. If you watch BMW, you'd know why I'd like this couple. This explination is shorter than most, but of course it is! The way Topanga and Cory ended was perfect and I think all words have been said.

Hermione and Harry from Harry Potter

Okay, I don't read the HP books. I don't bother to. I tried to read the 6th book and I couldn't, since I couldn't afford the last 5 ones. But in the movie, this made much more sense than Ginny and Harry..Ginny seems too...in it for being Harry Potter's girlfriend instead of for Harry alone. Hermione knows him better...they have more in common. Sometimes I think that Hermione doesn't even LIKE Ron...no offense, but it's true. Sure, the friendship progresses and I AM aware they end up together in the damn end. But this is what's good about Fanfiction! You can pretend all the mistakes you hated never happened!

Kairi and Sora from Kingdom Hearts

So cliché, yet so cute. The Kingdom Hearts adventure story, their story, made the 'Cliché Story' into a 'Romantic Adorable Story'. This pairing and the storyline made KH m ore popular than anybody thinks...

Sasha Striker and Spencer from iCarly (Ok how fun is it to say sasha striker?)

They are SO adorable together. Need I really explain this? They could be the clichiest (lol) couple in the world, yet everytime they'd say 'remember when I beat you at Pak Rat', you'd be left smiling for some reason. Plus, she looks more like what you'd imagine Spencer's girlfriend would be than Spencer's other girlfriends, Veronica and what's her other face. Lol 'I feel very scared and attracted to you right now'.

Monica and Chandler from Friends

Not much to say, but it's really cute :) This was one of the few times I liked a Chandler storyline.

Phoebe and Mike from Friends

Granted, Phoebe/Joey would've been adorable. But they made Mike really tolerable and likable. Dunno HOW they did that, but they did a pretty good job,

Phoebe and Joey from Friends

They're really good friends and all. I expected them to end up together, but you can't always get what you want, I guess.

Starfire and Robin from Teen Titans

Cliché couple, but, like Kairi and Sora, their story made the couple less boring and more funny.

Raven and Beast Boy from Teen Titans

Sad this never happened. They'd be SO good together!

Alex and Zack from Wizards Of Waverly Place/The Suite Life On Deck

I ship Zalex, but not Delena (Dylan and Selena). I ship Zalex because two troublemakers are SO adorable together! Delena on the other hand...? Uh...are they even friends?

Hinata and Naruto from Naruto

...What? They complete each other! And I'm pretty sure this is a couple that has a VERY good chance of happening.

Sakura and Sasuke from Naruto

Well, I used to be crazy about this one. I didn't like Sasuke much, but Sakura was my fave female Naruto girl, so I chose Sasuke for her. Why?..I dunno. XD I just think they look good together. But after Shippudden I lost my belief in SasuSaku. Although, it still remains one of my fave pairings on Naruto.

Sakura and Syaoran from Card Captor Sakura
I always loved whenever Syaoran would be insaneley jealous of any guy who's with Sakura. :D

HATE:

Carly and Freddie from iCarly: What kind of name is 'Creddie'? It reminds me of crap! And plus, they look so much alike, it's like watching incest! AND it would be TV History's most boring couple! Boringer than Channy! (see under why I hate that)
Carly and Sam from iCarly: Dis.Gus.TING.
Sam and Spencer from iCarly: I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Danny and anyone else BUT Sam from Danny Phantom: Too weird. Just can't picture them with someone else.
Nate and Miley/Hannah from Camp Rock/Hannah Montana: She looks too concieded for him.
Sonny and Chad from Sonny With A Chance: I'm not against the couple. Its the only good couple on SWAC, but the couple alone is so boring and predictable!
Ginny and Harry from Harry Potter: She seems too fangirl-ish, and in the HP movie, SHE LOOKS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD COMPARED TO HARRY!
Rachel and Ross from Friends: Like Channy, I got nothing against it...but the whole damn Friends season has this couple written all over it, that it's annoying. The on and off relationship gets really annoying and I slap my forehead everytime there's a Ross and Rachel storyline. They ended the damn season with that too! It's bad enough they did THAT!
Raven and Robin from Teen Titans:...Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew..EW. I am sorry, but I just can't see Raven with NO Beast Boy.
SasuHina: I'm surprised that Hinata isn't scared of Sasuke! Does the man even know her?

UPCOMING FICS:

Will The Real Sonny Munroe Please Stand Up?
Summary: Alex, Miley and Sonny are the best of friends and Hollywood's sweethearts. But what if Sonny starts becoming superficial? And she wants the most popular man in Hollywood: Nick Lucas, Alex's boyfriend.

When You Walk Away
Summary: Alex is losing her best friend, Nick after he dates her sister, Anne Russo. She's losing her best friend to Hollywood and she lost her mother's love. What will she do when this is all too much?

iMoulin Rouge
Summary: A kid-friendly version of Moulin Rouge starring Sam as Satine and Freddie as Christian.

I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE IMPERFECT SOCIETY.
I ADMIT I AM FAR FROM PERFECT. I ADMIT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS LAGUNA BEACH. I DON'T KNOW WHO GWEN STEFANI IS. ONLY A PROUD MEMBER OF THE IMPERFECT SOCIETY WILL COPY THIS INTO HIS/HER PROFILE. LONG LIVE THE IMPERFECT!

Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base...ball, baseball. He thinks he's gonna score. If you let them go all the way, then are a hor...ticultures studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guys wants from you is a place to put his cock...roches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug...lers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All a guy really wants to do is f-orget it, no such luck. If you agree with this rhyme, copy and paste this on your profile.

What's that?
A hat
Crazy funky junky hat
Overslepted
Hair slightly
Trying to look like Keira Knightly
We've been there, we've done that
We see right through your funky hat

If you LOVE Jesus copy and paste this to your profile!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt. X
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture. X (on and off on when its with Converse!)
Sad movies suck. X (u always cry in the end id rather avoid this)
You own/ed an X-Box. X
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. X
you watch sports on TV. X
gory movies are cool X
You go to your dad for advice. X
You own like a trillion baseball caps. X
You like going to high school football games. X
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. X
Baggy pants are cool to wear. X
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun X
Talk with food in your mouth.X
Sleep with your socks on at night X (...What's wrong with that??)

Total: 25

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. X
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. X
You were in gymnastics/dance? X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X (sneakers...does that count?)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid. X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 8...surprise huh? But rest asure I AM a girl...i just dont show it much

So anyway, i'd like to say my TRUE opinion of SasuSaku. Truth to be told, AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!

Hates

Cheerleading-nothing against cheerleaders, I just don't like waving pom-poms and wearing skimpy clothes and 'singing' in front of 2,000 people.

My teacher-he brings a cell phone inside the class and he gives us one year advance tests.

Miley Cyrus-when I was 7, I sang 1000 times better than her. Well, any 7 year old can outsing that Daddy's Little Girl. I hate both Miley AND her character. I mean, she had countless scandles and I'm surprised Disney didn't fire her! Vanessa can be forgiven cause she was 16 when she took the pics, meaning, she was never a role model back then. PLUS she didn't have any more skanky pictures later.

Eduardo from Foster's Home For Imaginairy Friends: Call me crazy for hating on a cartoon character, but Eduardo's the most pathetic excuse for a monster. He lies and brags when he wins something and the biggest crybaby ever. Sure, there's some crybabies in Cartoon Network, but at least they make us laugh.

Kiara from Lion King-Granted, she's a cartoon chracter, still, the way she talks, it's freakin' annoying.

Kayla Scavo from Desperate Housewives-I hated the character. What a bitch. I admit, the way she manipluated Lynette to give her that expensive outfit was genius, but she deserved that slapping. And that (beep)ing idiot Tom is MAD AT LYNETTE for something that Kayla deserved. If I were Lynette, I would have ran away from home right as Tom didn't believe her about Kayla being a psycho.

Family Guy-A cheap knock-off of The Simpsons. And a bad one at that. I'll admit it's funny but it doesn't show as much to the middle class family lifestyle like the Simpsons does. It's suppose to represent middle class families so why does Lois and Peter never had any FULLY romantic momets? Like Marge and Homer in that episode where Marge fell in love with her teacher and left Homer, it was emotional. No dad-daughter moments, like Homer and Lisa in that episode where Homer and Lisa watches the football thing and Lisa was upset because Homer used her for betting. No family moments at all. Only sex, pedophelia (Mr. Quagmire), nerdy girl who won't stop craving for boys and a dog who wants to have sex with his female owner (Lois and Brian).

Sasuke's Clothes in Shippudden-Dude, what's with the skirt? Is he TRYING to be a male stripper? I mean, seriously. What's with the chest-revealing skirt-wearing stuff? He was better dressed with the black shirt and shorts when itachi came.

Sakura's Hair in Shippudden-Don't get me wrong. She's STILL pretty but it kinda annoyed me she kept the same layered hair.

Sasuke Uchiha-I admit, he looks insanely cute with Sakura or Hinata but I just hate him. I only put him with Sakura cause he fits the bill. I just hate him. Even after he killed his bro, he's still obsessed with revenge! I mean, come on! WTH??

People who copies others' story: I have this situation. But I can't help but be nice so I don't wanna tell the name of the b!tch who copied one of my stories. Oh, hello there's TWO b!tches that copied my story.

Another Camp Rock Story pics:

Selena's outfit at the cafateria http://photobucket.com/image/selena20gomez/Brenae71445/selena_gomez_1207582137.jpg

Selena's outfit to her date http://photobucket.com/image/selena20gomez/love-taylorisonfiire/selena1.jpg

Nick's outfit to his date http://photobucket.com/image/nick20jonas/lazzybu49/nick.jpg

Selena's new locket http://photobucket.com/image/locket/branbran0818/locket.jpg

My NeoPets account: http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=mikayla1026

OMG! SELENA GOMEZ BLONDE!: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2195/2441887323_08501b588d.jpg?v=0

MESSAGE TO YOU PEOPLE WHO WONT STOP ANNOYING ME ABOUT REAL LIFE STORIES:

Why dontcha do me a favor and stop saying these stuff? I mean, I just noticed I'm one of the rare people who gets blamed for real life stories and that's just messed up. Like my story, Mikayla Sapphira, involving Nick Jonas. One girl's like you're not aloud and all that crap so I ask you: if you would complain to ME about real life stories...

Why won't you complain to YouTube Users? They do stuff like that too you know. they make Real life stories aswell. I mean come on! Complain to ME but not to THEM? What, is the world suddenly against me??

So, lemme get this straight: You'd complain to Nelena stories but not to Niley stories?? WTF is wrong with this world?? I make fanfictions so people could have some entertaiment if they're bored, annoyed or just need plain reading. And you people act to me as if I were some maneating alien! WTH is up with that?

My NeoPets account: http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=mikayla1026

Song Quotes:

I know we've been friends forever but now I'm feeling something totally new and after all this time I've opened up my mind now I see you were always beside me-Christy Romano-Could It Be

You only get one life to work it so who cares if it's not perfect?-Peggy-Here I Am

She better hold him tight, give him all her love, look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause-Taylor Swift-Teardrops On My Guitar

And you just see right through me but if only you knew me we could be a beautiful miracle unbelivable instead of just invisible-Taylor Swift-Invisible

What will become of my dear friend? Where will his actions lead us then? Although I'd like to join the crowd in their entheusiastic cloud try as I may it doesn't last...and will we ever end up together? No I think not...it's never to become...for I am not the one-Sally-Sally's Song

I hear it every day I hear it all the time I'm never gonna amount to much but they're never gonna change my mind-Selena Gomez-Tell Me Something I Don't Know

Once a wh0re you're nothing more I'm sorry that'll never change-Hayley Williams-misery Business

I saw the boy standin there with a deal and he said take my hand live while you can don't you your dreams right in the palm of your hand in the palm of your hand?-Vanessa Carlton-Ordinary Day

If I only could decide, but I can't make up my mind. I'm breaking all my rules because of you. You can tell me it's not right, and it tears me up inside but I'm so in love with two-Mikaila-So in Love With Two

I know you really want me. I hear your friends talk about me. So what are you tryin' to do without me when you got me where you want me? Hey Juliet I think you're fine you really blow my mind maybe someday you and me can run away I just want you to know I wannabe your romeo-LMNT-Hey Juliet

This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world and while she looked so sad in photographs I absolutely love her...when she smiles-Nine Days-Story Of A Girl

I'm just a kid and my life is a nightmare I'm just a kid and I know that it's not fair nobody cares cause I'm alone in the world is having more fun than me tonight-Simple Plan-I'm just a kid

I may not be brave or strong or smart but somewhere in my secret heart I know love will find a way anywhere I go I'm home if you are there beside me like dark turning into day somehow we'll come through now that I've found you love will find a way-Lion King 2-Love Will Find A Way

who is that girl I see? Starring straight back at me? why is my reflection someone I don't know?-Mulan-Reflection

STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

I Am Lilly (not mine!)

My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake,
I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Quotes

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born, I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down, and the white man walked away ...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. OOOHHH BURRNN!!

The Addams Family Values:

Nanny No.3: (takes out a puppet and puts on a high voice) Hello, children. My name is Polly. What shall we do today? gasps I know! Let's clean our rooms!
Wednesday: (takes out a devil puppet) Hello, Polly. I'll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.

Amanda: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait.

Don Buckman: A kid has to be extra special to get in here. Our Amanda's already skipped two grades! What about your boy?
Gomez: Probation!

Morticia: Wednesday's at that age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.
Mrs Buckman: (To Wednesday) Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.

Gary: Now one of you will be the drowning victim and the other gets to be a lifesaver.
Amanda: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life...

Amanda: (pretending to drown) Help me, I'm drowning! Help me, I'm DYING! (swims underwater and drown)
Wednesday:...I can't swim...

Kim Possible:

Kim: And no smug villain can hide from...
Villain (dunno his name): Kim Possible?!
Ron: And boyfriend!
Villain: A ha! I seriously doubt that.
Ron: No, dude, it's true.
Villain:...Sorry. Just can't believe it

The Haunting Hour: Don't Think About It

Sean: Look, I'm not kidding! The Evil Thing is real! It's got Priscilla, too!
Cassie:...Well, I guess it's not totally evil.

Cassie:...I'm being punk'd, right?

Wizards Of Waverly Place:

Alex: Dean, these aren't really gifts, these are assignments. It'd be nice if you gave me something more special.Dean: Well...this is my first B minus...pretty special to me.
Alex:Wait a minute...is that a D minus turned into a B minus?
Dean: What, of course no-haha...um...busted.

Jerry Russo: Do I need to turn into mom to do her eye roll and hip twist? No wait, I can do it (puts hand on hip and twists it and eyes roll).
Professor Crumbs: (teleports behind Jerry) Work it, sister!

Ronald: Hello...Alex. I'm Ronald Longcape Junior.
Alex: Okay...I'm Alex Russo, sophmore. I should be a junior but I don't test well.

Sonny With A Chance:

Chad: Sonny, I'm glad you could make it. Did you get me a gift?
Sonny: Well...hehe...there hasn't been much time for me to shop-
Chad: SECURITY!
Sonny: Wait! I'm here to apologize for to best friend.
Chad: Aw, that's so sweet...SECURITY!

F.r.i.e.n.d.s:

Phoebe: I want a wedding where my fiancé can go to the bathroom WHENEVER HE WANTS!

Phoebe: When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all...not you, Joey.

Joey: OK, fine, if nobody likes my idea of a hand shaped-house, none of you will live in it! Except you, Pheebs, you can live in the thumb.

Phoebe: Help me!
Monica:...what?
Phoebe: I want you to be a crazy bitch again!
Monica: Aww, really?

Rachel: Since when do you watch the news?
Joey: For your information...since they hired that very hot weather girl.

(doing Phoebe's wedding outside where its snowing) Joey: Thank you all for joining this wonderful event...the cold has now spread to my special part...so I will now do the short version of this.

Ross: I think Chandler's gone. (hands Rachel a note)
Rachel (reading): 'Tell Monica I'm sorry'...Oh, my God.
Phoebe: Hey, what's up?
Rachel gives her the note.
Phoebe: 'Tell Monica I'm sorry'...Tell her yourself!

Ross: And there's a concept you should be farmilliar with, it's what the Japanese call Unagi (puts two fingers on his head to show 'unagi').
Rachel: ...Isn't that a sushi?
Ross: No it is-
Phoebe: Yeah, it's freshwater eel!
Ross: Well, maybe it means that too, but-
Rachel: Oh, I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.

Phoebe and Rachel: (sneaks behind Ross) DANGER!
Ross: AHH! (turns around)
Rachel: Ah...salmon skin roll.

iCarly Quotes:

Carly: So, what prank do you put on Sam?
Sam: (from outside the door) OPEN THIS DOOR!
Freddie: Call the police!

Freddie: (To Sam) HA! In your face, you blonde-headed demon!

Sam: (to Locker 239) Just standing next to it makes me feel like a princess..(takes a bite out of her salami) Salami? (to Freddie)
Freddie: No thanks, Princess Puckett.

Carly: Maybe when we get there, you can find Charles Dingo's head...
Sam: FROZEN head..
Spencer:...We leave at midnight.

Desperate Housewives Quotes:

(BEST QUOTE ON DH:)
Tom: What's that smell?
Lynette: Despair...
Tom: Oh. I thought it was waffles.

Tom: I'm just afraid that Nora's gonna blow a gasket!
Lynette: (Stops and glares at him)
Tom:...What?
Lynette: So what're you saying, you're more afraid of Nora than you are of me?
Tom: I just-I-Hehe...um..you scare the hell out of me, babe.
Lynette: Thank you.

Edie: Oh, didn't you hear? I have a husband now.
Susan: Really? Whose?

(about a bree and orson a tape and somebody blackmailing her and it could destroy brees career if everyone knew)
Bree: Andrew, remember how I taught you about God and respect others and to never harm anything or anyone?
Andrew: Yes.
Bree. Forget it. Forget it all and do everything it takes to get that tape.
Orson: Of course, it won't go to violence or killing or-
Bree: Orson, don't sabotage the boy's imagination.

Shane Dawson (WARNING BAD LANGUAGE):

Shanaynay: What's the magic word?
Shane: Please?
Shanaynay: Really? I thought it was 'BITCH IF YOU DON'T DO THIS SHUT I'M GONNA FCK YOU UP', but, you know, that's just me!

Shanaynay: 911, what the fck is wrong with you?

An iCarly Survey

What’s your favorite episode?

iKiss

Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?

Nope, but I want to

Who introduced you to the show?

Actually, no one. I saw how popular this was so I watched it on the internet. But when we went to America that's when I became a fan, though my friend doesn't believe I saw it before.

Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?

If I don't live in America, do you really think I'd see it?

What do you predict for the characters in the future?

I predict Seddie will get together, Carly will be uncomfortable but Seddie will set her up on some date. Spencer will end up with Sasha Striker/Strikes don't remember her name.

Who’s your favorite character?

Sam Puckett

Who’s your favorite girl?

Sam Puckett

Who’s your favorite guy?

Freddie Benson

What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes?

Freddie: Are you Sam or Melanie?
Sam: I dunno, does this hurt? (hits him)
Freddie: OW! Yes!
Sam: Then I'm Sam.

What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?

When he gave up that Sea at school thing to Missy and when he ran towards Sam in iMust Have Locker 239 because of her mom driving to the locker, reminds me of Bella and Edward.

What’s your favorite Spam moment?

Um, that would be VERY wrong since Spencer is 20 and Sam's 15, but, I'm guessing when she taught him how to lie.

What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam?

When Carly taught Sam to be girlier.

What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters?

Every argument between Sam and Freddie.

Which episode title is your favorite?

iKiss

Is this one of your favorite shows?

'One of my favorite show'? It IS my favorite show!

Seddie or Creddie?

Seddie is less boring. Creddie is...creepy since Freddie and Carly look so much alike.

Season one or season two?

SEASON 2! So much Seddie :D

Spam or Sam/Jonah?

Sam and Jonah, since Spam is sooo wrong.

Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?

Neither.

Are you more excited for season two DVDs or “iFight Shelby Marx”?

Season Two DVDs. I'm gonna ask someone from America to buy it for me.

“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?

iMust Have Locker 239

Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?

Uh, if I answered Seddie in the other question, OF COURSE I'LL ANSWER SAM!

Sam or Carly?

Sam

Carly or Freddie?

Freddie

Sam or Spencer?

Sam

Spencer or Freddie?

Freddie

Jonah or Pete?

Pete, but Jonah's cuter.

Tureen or Wendy?

...Who's Tureen? So Wendy

Sam or Freddie?

BOTH! Together!

Granddad or Mrs. Benson?

Mrs Benson, cause Granddad is boring.

Griffin or Jake?

Griffin.

Griffin or Freddie?

FREDDIE

Carly or Spencer?

Spencer

Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?

Oooh Make Out Buddies XD Mr Howard. He's less uptight.

Nevel or Mandy?

Nevel, because I had a nightmare about Mandy XD

Nevel or Tureen?

WHO IS TUREEN?! So Nevel.

Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?

Emmett the eating kid

The girls on the show or the guys on the show?

The Girls

How did you first hear about the movie events?

On Wikipedia

Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?

Not really...just another episode centered on Carly. BUT I did like the end with Carly AND Sam AND Shelby beating Nevel up.

What do you think of the casting on the show?

Perfect casting, though sometimes I think Carly overreacts. Miranda Cosgrove was better as a bratty evil genius :D

Do you watch it religiously?

Uh, duh!

Do any of your friends watch it?

Only one of my friends, but she's not as crazy as me.

Do you think it will run a long time?

Uh, it's 8.5 on IMBD, the highest rating show for kids so yeah!

What episode did you like Sam the best?

iKiss, iReunite With Missy and iMake Sam Girlier

How about Freddie?

iKiss, iReunite With Missy and iWill Date Freddie

And what about Carly’s?

...iPilot

Which character would you meet in person?

Sam

Which actress would you meet in person?

Jennette McCurdy, she's my singing/actress role model!

Which actor would you meet in person?

Nathan Kress...he's my celebrity crush XD

You crawl to your bed, sad and unable to speak
As you try to sleep, tears start rolling gently down your cheek
When you wake up you try to sleep again
So as to avoid the cruelty of the day
As the day goes by, people give you cold stares
You try hard not to cry but then again who would care?
The mean girl's back, you pray she won't hurt you
But yet she does, you'd defend herself but what could you do?
You were just pathetic, a nerd, a geek, a loser, a tomboy, a weirdo, a kid everybody hated
Your parents don't care for you, many kids barely know you and you'll be damned if there was someone you dated
On your way to school, you have to cross the road soon
You close your eyes and pray a vehicle will hit you
But sadly, nothing does, seems everyone would rather watch you squirm in pain
As if the day was not bad enough, it soon starts to rain
You run to your house, trip and your face is covered in water
No one's here, you run to a corner and start crying harder and harder
'I have to be strong', you say to yourself, 'Words can't do you no harm'
Though in the end, a knife held by you will cut your arm
'How did I end up like this? Wasn't my life perfect a year ago?'
I'm afraid, dear child, a perfect world is something you and I may never know

90 Percent of kids in the world get bullied, teased, hurt, insulted, and as the result, these kid cut, hurt and sometimes...kill themselves. I created this poem so people would see the life of someone who gets hurt too far. Stop the bullying. Stop these kids before they do something to themselves.

iWill Be There For You pics:

Miles (Sam's pup): http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_O0r3iLo8CSE/SKbFTEC17mI/AAAAAAAAAKg/BKfyrQ9GvPM/s400/yorkshire-terrier-puppy.jpg

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