Nickname: Widget or Esyla

Residence: Saint Louis University

Things I cannot stand that happen in Fan Fiction:

People falling in love instantly

Conversations that make no sense

Cliches

When Aslan changes his mind because of love. (when was the last time God changed the world because you had a crush? thats right, never)

When things happen way too fast.

Description of clothes that makes no sense

Cliches

No one ever has to use the bathroom, has a period, gets drunk, or follows a sleep pattern that makes sense

Cliches

Summarizing things that should not have been.

Mary Sue's and most OC characters to begin with.

I have dedicated my fan fictions to changing this standards.

favorite quotes

Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fing minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are. (Boondock Saints)

"Why didnt you label the lazers?"-Alien, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Cake or Death?"-Eddie Izzard

"Bitch, I cut you!"- Cole (the little brother)

"Don't make me sit on you head again."- Trufflehunter (Prince Caspian)

"I have to go, i think i just heard Alyse's appendix explode."-Marge

"Alyse, if you were a rubic cube and you needed to keep your corners in the same place what would you do?"- Cole

"All the bad ideas in history involve cross dressing."-Kill Me Kiss Me

"Do you have a flag?"-Eddie Izzard

"Change is the only constant."- New Amsterdam

"We 's on break."- Tommy

"I officially like Prince Caspian better than all of the LOTR movies put together. Edmund POWENS NUBS!"-Cole (the brother)

"Just because i have breasts doesnt mean I have magical powers over infants." -Bones

"What are you talking about? What is there not to like about sour straws? They function as straws AND they are sour!!"-Marge

"CAPS LOCK DOES NOT FULLY EXPRESS THE EXTENT OF MY FAN GIRLIE JOY!"

"The pants command me!"-Invader Zim

"We catholics like our guilt and suffering."- My mom

"Not all those who wander are lost."- J.R.R. Tolkien

"They make me leave the dorm between 4 a.m. and 6 a.m.? Why? Is it because they think college students only get it on in the middle of the night. Because if they do they are seriously mistaken."- Chris

Story Progress:

Until the End: Currently on hold until I find my muse again. It has run off and I cant seem to find it. When I do I will keep writing.

Not so Royal Behavior: Was deleted because Fanfiction has small woodland animals up its butt.

Being Reasonable: Is on hold like everything else since my life has hit the pooper. I am trying to update it when i can.

Song List:

Until The End: With this story i was mostly listening to Breaking Benjamin. So I recommend them to get the full effect of what i was feeling when i wrote the story.

Not so Royal Behavior: For this story i was listening to the two finalists on American Idol this year. David Cook and David A (dont feel like spelling his name) It is not really matchy but to me it is.

Being Reasonable: This one has a real play list! In no particular order.

Innocent - Our Lady Peace

Wine Red- The Hush Sound

Becky Starz- Forever the Sickest Kids

You're Not Alone -Saosin

Everything- Micheal Buble

How Far We've Come- Matchbox Twenty

Maps- Yeah Yeah Yeahs

The Call- Regina Spektor

Underneath- Alanis Morissette

All Over You- The Spill Canvas

Lost- Micheal Buble

I Will Believe- Nicole Nordeman

Car Crash- Matt Nathanson

Bleeding Love- Leona Lewis

Honestly- Cartel

Who I am Hates Who I've Been- Relient K

Movies- Alien Ant Farm

Who Knew- Pink

No Air- Jordan Sparks

Those Nights- Skillet

Where d you go

Stories I Read: Card Captor Sakura, W-Juliet, Girl Got Game, Hana Kimi, Naruto, Underworld, Boondock Saints, Mass Effect, Skip Beat, Narnia, Firefly and Serenity stories