I like reading and writing Artemis Fowl Fanfic. DIE, MINERVA, DIE!!! -Makes a Stabby Stabby Motion With the Pencil Beside Me- Eh, if you couldn't tell by the outburst I hate that damn Mary Sue. I hope Colfer gets the message that we don't like her, and comes up with a creative and cruel way of killing the little brat off.
I hate Artemis/Holly, Artemis/Juliet, and Artemis/Minerva pairings.
Come on you sick and twisted people. Holly is like eighty years old! That's probably twenty five in human years, and Artemis is around fifteen. (If it weren't for that damn time tunnel... DIE, TIME TUNNEL, DIE! -Repeats Stabby Stabby Motion-) I think we would all know what Holly would be if she started dating Artemis. (And if you don't, run along, I'm not going to be the one to corrupt you...) Moving on, I just never liked Juliet and Artemis being together... And Minerva is a stupid, ugly, bratty, Mary Sue so she deserves to die a horrible painful death, and if Artemis and her hook up the next person I will see after reading that will die a horrible and painful death. Get it? Got it? Good! By the way: slash pairings between Artemis and Butler are just, wrong. No problem with slash, just that one pairing. -Shivers- I found a new relationship that I detest, Holly/Butler. I don't care if they're close in age. Never could work!

I've got a few ideas for new Artemis Fowl Fanfics, so stay posted to my page if you like my work.