Hi! You've come to the profile of the author formerly known as The Rambling Narrator.

I'm a simpleton with a lot of extra time, so I spend it hanging around various sites online. My most frequented sites are youtube, ff.net, and mangafox.com, so most of my life revolves around anime and manga, though there's an occasional bought of J-pop due to -cough- Rain-chan's corruption -cough- ... various circumstances that could not be avoided. Even though Rii-tama herself seems to have abandoned J-pop for K-pop.

It's kind of pathetic, but pretty boys influence my actions quite heavily. XD I can't help it! They just inspire the usually uninspired me!

After my pairings list and general disclaimer I'm just going to post random things to fill up space. Yay!

Pairings: I don't mind yaoi or het. pairings ... hmmm... my fave yaoi pairings would have to be... (Prince of Tennis) Sweet Pair, Pretty Pair, Ehhh... I guess Platinum pair isn't bad, and the occasional bit of Perfect Pair when the mood strikes. For the KHR fandom I like the vast majority of 18 pairings, but mainly 1827. Oh, and Akame. I can't forget Akame. And no, Akame is not anime related, but it's still my OTP that tops all previously mentioned pairing. Nevermind. I've decided that it's KoyaRyo for the win. XD Yes, I -am- that fickle

And here is my general disclaimer since I will probably forget to put one in some of the stories I write: I do not own any of the stories that I write fanfiction for. Oh and since I should probably disclaim it now, I don't make my own icons, but I don't know who the original makers are, so I just thought I'd say I don't own them and if the person who did has a problem with me borrowing their (awesome) work, just let me know, okay? =D

X Random Quotes X

"If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." -Unknown

"All of the good men are either gay, taken, or fictional characters." -Unknown

"Akira Shock!" - Kusano Akira (Yamashita Tomohisa)

"Bye-cycle" - Kiritani Shuji (Kamenashi Kazuya)

"Car shrimp" - Akanishi Jin (I'm never going to let this go. It's one of my favorite JE moments XD)

"Never put off today what you can put off tomorrow." - Unknown

"The sooner you get behind schedule, the more time you have to catch up" - Unknown

"We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations" - Unknown (Again XD)

"You know you're good friends if you bug the crap out of each other, but still hang out together for some inexplicable reason." -Me

"Ninety percent of everything is crap." - Sturgeon's Law

"We wish you more merry birthdays,

we wish you have some JE CDs,

we wish you a happy fangirl,

and a brand-new good year.

With tidings to you, and good luck with that,

we wish no great harm

until Santa gets fat.

We wish you a merry birthday,

we wish that you wouldseriouslystopthrowthoseannoyingspongesthathavenoapparentpurpose,

we wish that you get some cake-key~~

and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!" - Tally (Resonance Breaks Glass), A song to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas. (And the sponges won't stop. They serve the same purpose as confetti, except they help us not drown in the flooding by soaking up some of the water. XD)

"Nishikido Ryo has a hot piece of ass and he's a sexy beast and he totally turns me on."- Anne (Not particularly interesting in general, but hilarious if you know the story behind it, and I'm keeping it here so that I never forget the quote XD)

X AIM Excerpt of Win X (Just so you know, it's all Anne. I just cut out her SN since I didn't think she'd appreciate my having it here)

ryo should go

idk

fuck everyone

wait what?!

wtf?!

I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT WTF

but i can so totally see ryo fucking everyone in johnny's

-mind is lagging-

I NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT SHIT

THIS IS NOT WHY I'M WRITING FOURSOME HERE.

um.

wait.

FUCK IT HAS RYO IN IT

GOD.

god fuck you and rea and ryo and JE

and japan.

and korea for good measure

wtf.

X Challenges That I Hope to Finish One Day X

The Complicated Life of Echizen Ryoma - From Rea

Scarlet Snow- From Rain-chan

Phantasmagoria- Also from Sweet Obsidian Rain... Though I don't have any from anyone else XD (Title is credited to Awin-chan)

X Stories That I Plan to Write SomedayX

Chasing Phantoms/ Where They Follow- After a stroke of bad luck, Ryoma lands in hot water. A stray tennis ball ends up crippling his English teacher for the rest of the year and the substitute teacher seems out to get the poor tennis playing brat. The newspaper club's interest in the injury doesn't help. If Ryoma is linked to the case he could be kicked out of the Regulars.

X Things I Hate X

Yarakishi (Jerks. I'm trying to keep things PG. XP Telling people to die because they didn't like the way they sang, or the way they looked, psychotic stalkers, the lot of them.)

Homophobes (Hating people because they're different. I'm straight myself, but homophobes just bug me.)

Mary Sues (Does it even need an explanation?)

X Other StuffX

I like hanging out at Dudly's forum! PoT forum, learn something new everyday, even if you don't want to! XD (Slogan courtesy of Awin-chan)

See the pretty link? http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/POT_stands_for_Pointless_but_Original_Talking/32788/

It's seriously an awesome forum. We even have our own website now. http://pointlessbutoriginal.weebly.com/index.html More linkage! XDDD