
Hey!
This is GregsLabrat coming at you live from the bloody island of Lost : p
I was born on June 12th (Gemini Girl, Baby!)
I just want to thank you all for actually deciding to visit my profile, you're all so very sweet! As you can tell from my many stories, I'm a huge fan of Lost, CSI, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Scrubs, and Pirates of the Caribbean. And, telling from my penname, my fave CSI is Greg Sanders. My fave Lost character is Charlie Pace. My fave Harry Potter character is Ron Weasley. My fave Scrubs character is JD. My fave POTC character is Will Turner and my fave LOTR characters are Merry and Pippin! I've fallen in love with the LOTR triliogy and I have read the books twice. I'm re-reading them for the third time now. I have finished the Harry Potter series, fallen in love with it as well, and rereading the series to see if I missed anything that led into the other books. I know, I'm crazy! I am also kingDOM815 over at Lost-Forum.net, so if you happen to know that person...that's me! My fave bands are Coldplay, Radiohead, The Beatles, The Kinks, Rage Against The Machine, The Who, Bon Jovi, Simple Plan, Death Cab for Cutie, and The Fray. I enjoy playing video games and my favorites are Kingdom Hearts & Sly Cooper.
I hope all of ya enjoy my fics!
Signed,
Bubbles
PS: RIP Heath Ledger 1979 - 2008 You will be missed :( Movies: The Patriot, Casanova, The Brother's Grimm, Ned Kelly, Brokeback Mountain, Lords of Dogtown, A Knights Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You & His final production: The Dark Knight. If you miss Heath Ledger as much as I do and his death has affected you more than you would think, copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list. GregsLabrat
RIP Charlie Hiernymous Pace. Very glad to see you in the Season 4 Premiere. I'm angry cuz the writers killed him off! If you think that Charlie will be back and that PB&J is here to stay and you're angry at the writers, then copy and paste this in your profile and add you name to the list. GregsLabrat
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Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... :
My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sartichokeing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sartichoke to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murrdered me
So, I got this over at Lost-Forum, and it was so fun, so I thought I might share it with you. It's called the My Life is a Musical Game. here's how you play.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
Opening Credits - Lousy Reputation by We Are Scientists
Waking Up - We're Friends by Michael Giacchino
First Day of School - Too Bad by Nickelback
Falling in Love - First Date by Blink 182 (now how about that!)
Fight Song - Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5 (okay...)
Breaking Up - F.E.A.R by Ian Brown
Prom - Never Again by Nickelback (okay...)
Life is just...OK - Summer Girls by LFO
Mental Breakdown - Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of The Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued by Fallout Boy (I'm having a mental breakdown just typing that!)
Driving - Get the Message by Electronic
Flashback - This Time Around by Hanson
Getting Back Together - Good Times Gone by Nickelback
Birth of Child - Run Away! Run Away! by Michael Giacchino (can I just start bursting out laughing now?)
Wedding - This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race by Fallout Boy
Final Battle - Charlie Hangs Around by Michael Giacchino
Death Scene - Here It Goes Again by OK Go
Funeral Song - Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by Allan Sherman (okay...)
End Credits - Money Bought by Nickelback
Thanks to Villa over at Lost-Forum for creating the game. It's hers, not mine! Now that I've finished that, I have to begin to laugh. That was very interesting. After that last song, I would have had: I've Got A Plane to Catch by Michael Giacchino, Wonderwall by Oasis, Heaven by Los Lonely Boys, Hold On by Good Charlotte and many more!
My All Time Favorite Quotes:
Charlie Pace: You don't know me! I'm a Bloody Rock God!
Charlie Pace: Yeah, I know, I'm Bloody Scum.
Greg Sanders:I'm like a sponge, I just absorb information.
Gil Grissom:I thought that was my line...?
Greg Sanders:Yeah, and I absorbed it.
Greg Sanders: I could've been a rock star.
Sara Sidle: I know you didn't beep me for a magic trick.
Greg Sanders: Swami doesn't do magic tricks. Swami's here to reveal all of your DNA secrets.
Greg Sanders: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you swab one down, run it through CODIS, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Greg Sanders: You infected me with mildew!
Greg Sanders: We labrats have to do something to get through the day.
Greg Sanders: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
Gil Grissom: That would impress me.
Charlie Pace: Hey man. Don't run. Hurley. Just, just, sit down. I wanna talk to you. Come on. Don't do what you did in the store. Ok? There's no need to freak out.
Hurley Reyes: No need to freak out? I'm trying to buy some jerky and a slushy, and suddenly you're standing over there by the ho-ho's. You're dead, what do you expect me to do?
Charlie Pace: I am here, you're being a baby.
Merry Brandybuck: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin Took: Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing.
Gimli, Son of Gloin: I'm waisted on crosscountry! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!
Merry Brandybuck: You just said somethin' Treeish.
Pippin Took: The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm.
Jim Brass: Look what I found: A knife with blood on it.
Gil Grissom: Look what I found: Dead guy.
Warrick Brown: What are you going to do?
Sara Sidle: We're going to go blow up some bombs.
Warrick Brown: Oh, I definitely got the wrong end of this investigation.
Gil Grissom: Alas, poor Warrick.
Greg Sanders: I am the man!
Warrick Brown: Why, what'd you do? Let me guess--you ran a DNA profile on the blood from the dead guy's knuckles and got a match.
Greg Sanders: No.
Gil Grissom: You ran a DNA profile and something very distinctive popped up.
Greg Sanders: Not quite.
Warrick Brown: You made it out of bed and you dressed yourself.
Greg Sanders: No
GregSanders: I ran a tox screen on your vic. It came up Cannibis Sativa.
Sara Sidle: Grass?
Greg Sanders: Grass? So 70's, man. Sticky green, the dank, the chronic, the cush, the happy stick, wacky-tobaccy..
Sara Sidle: Wait...Granny was high?
Greg Sanders: Yup.
Sara Sidle: Granny was high?
Greg Sanders (pretends to inhale on a joint): As a kite.
Jim Brass: Well, the driver was sober. That's more than I can say for the boatload of high school kids he was driving around. Listen to some of the wonderful statements I got. We go 'errr', Dude goes 'ahhh', we go 'bam', dude goes 'wahhh'.
Gil Grissom: Hey Nick!
Nick Stokes: Yeah?
Gil Grissom: I think I found a toupee. Our vic may be bald.
Nick Stokes: Thanks. That will help me distinguish it from the other severed heads I find out here.
Gil Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.
Jim Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.
Gil Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, 'what gorilla?'
JIm Brass: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it.
David Phillips: No signs of sexual trauma.
Doctor Al Robbins: Thank god for small favors.
Gil Grissom: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore...
Catherine Willows: We're up a tree and your quoting Poe. Give me something.
Gil Grissom: Quote the Raven: "Only this and nothing more."
Greg Sanders: Well, in the interests of posterity, I took it upon myself to establish provenance for the killer gloves... I mean DNA-wise. On my own time of course, of which I have precious little so that should count for something.
Gil Grissom (exasperated): Greg, why are you always doing this?
Greg Sanders: Because you make me nervous.
Gil Grissom: Gene Rayburn.
Greg Sanders: What?
Gil Grissom: Point of reference.
Greg Sanders: Uh. . .Match Game. . .Nipsey Russell, Fannie Flagg, game show network. Look, I don't have time for your humor. Ecklie's got a multiple, Warrick tells me his home invasion is my top priority and I'm still backed up on Catherine's no-suspect rape. One servant, many masters. You know what I'm saying?
Gil Grissom: Greg, this is your DNA lab. You are the master. We serve you.
Greg Sanders: Well your stuff just moved to the top of the pile.
Catherine Willows: Hey, Greggy, any luck on those blood and hair samples?
Greg Sanders: Don't insult me. Luck is for those without skill.
Catherine Willows: Spoken like a man who's never hit the jackpot.
Greg Sanders: Sad, but true.
Greg Sanders: Okay. Well, results from the fight bite boy. I had to get it from an outside lab since we're not equipped to do bacterial DNA testing ourselves. Hint, hint.
Greg Sanders: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Gil Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy.
Grissom: I just got a page from James Watson.
Nick: And I got one from Francis Crick. What's going on, Greg?
Greg: Well, as you both know, Watson and Crick are the granddaddies of DNA. Without their discoveries, I'd have nothing to do all day.
Nick: What have you been doing all day?
Greg Sanders: Hey, I hear you're working on Hank's case.
Sara Sidle: I believe it's my case.
Greg Sanders: Territorial. You know, guys don't like that.
Sara Sidle: You're crowding me, Greg.
Greg Sanders: Well, I have some information that'll bring us even closer.
Doctor Al Robbins: Kamikaze Grandma.
Sara Sidle: Oh, butter that toast, Nick.
Catherine Willows: Oh, Dougie Max was poisoned.
Greg Sanders: To the max.
Jim Brass: Did you hear the one about the comedian who died onstage?
Catherine Willows: Ba-dum-bum
Jim Brass: I'll be here all week.
Nick Stokes: Now, if she grabs you, use your free hand to hold her down. Okay?
David Phillips (nervously): Okay…
Doctor Al Robbins: The answer is, the three main ways to take cocaine.
Gil Grissom: Alright, Alex... What is snorting it, smoking it, or injecting it.
Doctor Al Robbins: Very good. The answer is, normal nasal passages, clear lungs, and no track marks on the body.
Gil Grissom: Continuing this childish metaphor... What is how did the drugs get into his system?
Doctor Robbins: We'll have to wait for Final Jeopardy. (Grissom sighs dramatically, and turns to leave the room)
Catherine Willows: What are you looking for?
Gil Grissom: ...A punchline?
Jim Brass: Ba-dum-bum.
Catherine Willows: I don't have to run any tests! You cannot absorb enough cocaine through your penis to OD!
Gil Grissom: Cite your source.
Catherine Willows: I don't have a source!
Gil Grissom: That's why we did the tests.
Catherine Willows: Whatever.
Greg Sanders:...Mrs. Harpo.
Catherine Willows: Harper.
Greg Sanders: Whatevo.
Nick Stokes: Who takes a tape recorder with them on vacation?
Jim Brass: Well, I keep one by the bed just in case I dream anything useful.
Nick Stokes: Hmm?
Jim Brass: What? I can't have deep thoughts? (Nick just looks at him and Brass laughs) Just kidding.
Catherine Willows: Grissom? What do you think?
Gil Grissom (holding a fortune cookie): I think we're giving these guys too much credit. They're experts at robbing banks, not experts at concealing evidence.
Catherine Willows: Well, unless the answer's in that fortune cookie, what's the plan?
Fave Pairings:
CSI:
Greg & Sara - Sandle
Grissom & Catherine - Grillows
Catherine & Warrick - YoBling
Nick & Sara - Snickers
GregOC
Lost:
Charlie & Claire - PB&J
Sawyer & Kate - Skate
Charlie & Kate - Karlie
Jin & Sun - Jun
Jack & Juliet - Jacket
CharlieOC
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Will & Elizabeth - Willabeth
WillOC
Harry Potter:
Harry & Ginny
Ron & Hermione
Remus & Tonks
RonOC
FredOC
GeorgeOC
Favorite Characters:
CSI: Greg Sanders
Lost: Charlie Pace (May he rest in peace)
Lord of the Rings: Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck
Pirates of the Caribbean: Will Turner
Scrubs: JD
Harry Potter: Ron Weasley
CSI Stories in Order of Publication:
Just My Luck – COMPLETE!
From Bad to Worse – COMPLETE!
Crazy in Las Vegas – WIP
All You Need is Love – HIATUS!
Revenge Against the Willows – COMPLETE!
I Write Tragedies, Not Sins – COMPLETE!
When We Were Young – WIP
Desert Storm – HIATUS!
It’s All Fun and Games – COMPLETE!
No Safe Place (Sequel to Revenge Against the Willows) – COMPLETE!
Target Las Vegas – WIP
Some People Just Never Forget – WIP
Fright Night – WIP
Past and Present – WIP
Where Are We? – WIP
The Past Comes Back To Haunt You - WIP
Just the Beginning (Sequel to No Safe Place) - WIP
Stalker - WIP
Fulfilling Promises - WIP
Creatures in the Night - WIP
Family Bonds - WIP
Great Outdoors - WIP
I Disappear - WIP
Cupids Arrow - WIP
Secrets Are Dangerous - WIP
Why Me? - WIP
Science & Magic - WIP
Saved by the Bell - Awaiting Release
Motorcycle Mayhem - Awaiting Release
Lost Stories in Order of Publication:
Some Things Can Never Be Forgotten – WIP
Ethan’s Return – HIATUS!
Never Let Go – HIATUS!
Hunted – COMPLETE!
The Truth About Henry Gale – HIATUS!
Unknown – HIATUS!
Spirit of a Child – COMPLETE!
In the Looking Glass - WIP
Save Me - COMPLETE!
Nightmares From the Past Return - WIP
Secrets & Mysteries (Sequel to Save Me) - Awaiting Release
Lord of the Rings in Order of Publication:
Trouble – COMPLETE!
The War at Isengard – COMPLETE!
Pippin’s Surprise – COMPLETE!
A Tale of Two Hobbits - WIP
Pirates of the Caribbean in Order of Publication:
Uncharted Waters - HIATUS!
Pirate Filth - HIATUS!
Pirates of the Caribbean The Search for Immortality - WIP
Maria of the Caribbean - HIATUS!
Harry Potter in Order of Publication:
Voldemort's Revenge - WIP
The Advenutres of Ron and Hermione - WIP
The War Was Only the Beginning - WIP
Never Meant for Anything to Happen - WIP
A Sister's Tale - WIP
Harry Potter and the Unseen Lake - Awaiting Release
Harry Potter and the Wolf's Cry - Awaiting Release
More Than Friends (title in the works) - Awaiting Release
Scrubs in Order of Publication:
My Baby Sister - HIATUS!
OC Characters:
CSI:
Cali Meyers (FBTW & JATGB)
Samantha Allen (CILV)
Nicole Williams (CILV)
Jamie Curtis (AYNIL)
Julie Stokes (WWWY)
Taylor Sanders (WWWY)
Dannielle Hudson (WWWY)
Andrea Thomson (DS)
Francisco Alameda Cortez (DS)
Stan Harris (DS)
Jesse Samuels (DS)
Tomas Sanchez (DS)
Carrie Smith (DS)
Felicity Stanford (DS)
Jerry Stone (DS)
Amy Harris (DS)
Christopher Benson (DS)
Eric Mason (DS)
Casey Grissom (PAP)
Aly Taylor (WAW)
Jessie Hayes/Jessie Sanders (FB)
Alexis Sanders (FB)
Samuel Sanders (FB)
Cameron Baker (SAD)
Peyton Andrews (SBTB)
Joe Sampson (MM)
Lost:
Kimberly Mitchell (Unknown)
Alex Mitchell (Unknown)
Savannah Hampton (Unknown)
Allison Rose Ford (NFTPR)
Jason Hugo Ford (NFTPR)
Eric Boone Pace (NFTPR)
Jessica Shannon Pace (NFTPR)
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Anna Turner (UW)
Maria Austen (MOTC)
Harry Potter:
Elliot Croft (AST)
Rachel Sinclair (AST)
Amanda Janine (AST)
Arcadia Wolf (HPATWC)
Arcadia Tristen (MTF)
Scrubs:
Jade Dorian (MBS)