If the boy you have a crush on is as dense as Naruto about your feelings, copy and paste this into your profile
Dreams blend with reality,
As fiction blends with fact
The lights all seem to fade away
As all the colors turn to gray
I have no claim to fame,
But except for these words.
So I use a penname,
'Cause they're not pretty words.
Say hello to the girl that I am…
I love manga/anime…
Yet I hate yaoi and yuri.
I’m in the anime club at school…
But I’m a PREP.
Yepp, like the Hollister/PacSun/Make-Up kind of prep.
But I'm scared of going into Hollister
Surprised?
It gets worse.
I hang out…with the BAND GEEKS…
AND the theater kids.
Guess what else?
I'm a KISS-UP. Woot woot!
Yet I have a D-
Issues, much?
KISS-UP
PREP
BAND-GEEK
OTAKU
HOPELESS ROMANTIC.
and yet...I don't believe in love. because if I did...I would be in too much pain to describe.
Name: DreamsXReality or Keiromi Nicole Nozomu
Nickname: Emo whore (a.k.a. Fairy princess who resides in the pits of hell)...DON'T ask.
Age: Age is simply a number created to determine
how long you've been in the prison of your parent's home.
Gender: Female
Bad Habits: Not finishing fics on the computer but having them in mind all the time xD
THANK YOU:
Kisa_chan_the_otaku
---This girl is an awesome editor, a great friend, and my unidenticle unconventional unrelated twin sister xD
sparkling-sakura
---My totally awesome first reviewer on “Unexpected Changes”
Val
---For corrupting me xD
"If I met a fawn I would hug him!"
"No Val, you'd rape him."
"That too!"
Johnny
--For teaching me what love is.
I'll never forgive him for that.
but I love him anyways.
Want to know where I learned to write?
http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Fanfiction
Haha, just kidding! But it is amusing...heh...
I LOVE TO BE A BETA READER!!! I will gladly edit any fics:
I am a total grammar freak, I notice every little error when I read, so I like fanfics without errors xD PM me if you'd like a Beta. RULES: No yaoi/yuri , no lemon, no incest, and English only.
GOLDEN RULE-- By Happy Bunny
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Unless, they did unto you first, in which case you must open a big ol' can of "unto" on them!"
Likes: Boys, reading- I love to read, music, chocolate, internet, computers, Myspace, Gaia, FanFics, and watermelon.
No-Likey: People, hugs (except from him 3), gossip, drama (the stupid prep drama), metal music.
Random Facts About Me: 1.) Me likey reading because there are happy endings and true love does exist. 2.) I dont really like people, as I said before...but some people are okay... 3.)I am very cynical 4.) I'm addicted to caffine and the internet...what a way to live 5.) My FanFics will mostly be daydreams with different names and details so they fit the story...
I live in a bubble.
Light and sound penetrate, but are strangely muted.
Don't hug me. My bubble will zap you.
I see it, I like it, it goes here:
1.) "People are like slinkies, relatively useless. And yet, it's so much fun to push them down the stairs."
2.) "It's not love, it's horomones! Get it straight you freakin' losers!"
3.) "Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
4.) "Do that again, and they'll be tracing you with chalk."
5.) "Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell, then RUN. He hates that."
6.) "Fanfiction: because it's cheaper than therapy"
7.) "Who ever said that nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door."
8.) "I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours
9.) "You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!"
10.) "People like you are the reason we have middle fingers."
11.) "People who say that you only have yourself to blame just aren't very good at blaming other people."
12.) "Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls."
13.) "The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you."
14.) "Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." --EdwardAddict
15.) "And when we blow ourselves up, I'll be safe in my padded room and warm in my pretty white jacket." --EdwardAddict
16.) "Don't go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." --Anonymous from EdwardAddict's profile
17.) "Love is like a merry little elf dancing a joyful jig...and then he turns on you with a miniature machine gun!"
quotes from twilightluvr's profile yeah, i'm crazy, but her quotes are funny as hell! her fics are good too. go read them.
~"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
~"The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first."
~"When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."
~A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."
~Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
~(whispers in ear) hey guys guess what...( screams) I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT[[haha POTC
~"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous
~If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Anime/Manga:
Naruto: SasuSaku, NaruHina, InoShika, NejiTen, GaaSaku--rare
Fruits Basket: KyoXTohru, HaruXRin, HiroXKisa, KurenoXArisa HatoriXMayu
Ouran High Host Club: TamakiXHaruhi or (a)HittachinXHaruhi
Immortal Rain: RainXMachika
Books:
Harry Potter: (HPxGW, RWxHG, NO DM---I have issues with him, despite his HOTT-ness)
Eragon/Eldest: (EragonXArya, OromisXIslanzadí, MurtaghX Nasuada, ThornXSaphira and Murtagh and Thorn aren't evil)
Maximum Ride: (FAX!!!! --no Mari!)
Twilight/New Moon: (zomg BellaXEdward!!!..he's so friggin sexy!)
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