It's funny, I never imagined that I'd ever become an author on FF.net, I honestly didn't. It's only been a recent obsession of mine to go on this site, I actually didn't like it before. ((Gasp)) Blasphemy! In any case, I don't know how many stories I'm actually going to pump out, as many that fall out of my brain and onto my keyboard I suppose. I'm hoping that practicing here will help me improve as an individual and original writer. Other than that, I just love all the closure this site gives me, ah yes, it's all about the closure. Not to mention that there are some wonderfully talented authors here that put their skills to full use. Hmm, I don't have much else to put up here at the moment. I'll come back later.

Upcoming Works (Hopefully...)

The Best Way to Lose Your Head-

All is not well in the unhappily ever after Kingdom of Heart. A wicked king sits upon a bloody throne as he reigns with a firm and neurotic hand over his people. Every Day a person is sentenced to die, though whether they be a true criminal or a potential threath to the new monarchy is an unblurred line of separation. But it's the best of times for Riku Moirasson, the offical executioner of the crown capital of Heart--Hollow Bastion. While the new ruler may be the true king of death in the gloomy city, a wave of his hand bringing death--it is Riku who is the hand that actually kills, and he couldn't have had a better life. Being an apprentice to a small town executioner hadn't brought much profit into his life, but now he presides over the capital with his trusty guillotine Styx at the ready to slice, chop, and decapitate. It's only when the bastard brother of an executed Duchess appears by chance in his life do things begin to rot worse than a hanged man in the afternoon sun--it's a sad day for Riku when he realizes the ministrations of good ol' Styx can't solve all his problems.

An AU for Kingdom Hearts, loosely (and I do mean that) based off of a book I've read. I'm having too much fun with it and the first chapter is already posted. Don't ask me where, when, or how this plot takes place--I'm taking liberties with almost everything. Riku x Sora if you hadn't noticed.

Phish Food

He'd taken on the job as a way to make up the extra costs that his scholarships didn't cover. It wasn't so bad working as a cashier at Sea World (even if most of his coworkers were annoying teens), though admittedly Riku would have picked a better job position than at the Penguin Encounter. All that black and white made him dizzy sometimes. But it was worth it after Sora started showing up every Saturday to talk to random strangers and plush birds. It was unfortunate Sora was still so interested in his ex-girlfriend, even if she had left him for her lesbian soulmate. Ah well, there was one thing Riku had that was attracting Sora--free ice cream. Now all he needed to do was find out how to equate that into an actual relationship and he was set.

Most of the Kingdom Hearts fics I read are AU's, and to be honest I probably won't write anything else until the third game comes out...this story is still in progress and a blatant Riku x Sora, I'm thinking of posting the first chapter soon.

Love and Geometry-

"It's called a love triangle Junior," he stared at her skeptically, "but with the way you're going about it, it's not even going to be a geometric shape anymore." Nenene smirked at Junior's perplexed frown, "Men, they never know what they're missing till it's already gone."

This story is based off of a mixture of both the manga and anime of Read or Dream, it takes place a few years after the last episode of the anime and introduces the manga character Chihon into the plot, a romance that's a lot fluffier and cuter than what I'm writing now...This story in progress.

Did love really justify it? Could he honestly say, or believe, that what Sasuke had done was right? Even if he did it out of love, wasn't there some boundaries you didn't cross--even for love. I died, you can't just defy the laws of life and bring me back, you can't! "I already have, and I'm never letting you go again."

Another Sasuke and Naruto romance fic (yes, I know I have a fixation on them), this one is different from the other I'm planning as it isn't held in an AU, though it does deviate from the original story after a certain point. The synopsis: during a fight (after the first story arc), Sasuke actually manages to kill Naruto. Instead of trying to cope with it (or commit suicide), he completely disregards everything in his life but this: bring Naruto back. He eventually succeeds, but everything isn't 'perfect'. Sasuke is more than a little insane, Naruto is frightened and confused, and everyone else just seems to be getting in the way of what Sasuke wants, to be with Naruto. Also still in progress.

Skirts vs. Pants-

The day that life as I knew it ended was the day I got a girlfriend. Not that, at the time, I knew we would be going out, just, well–it sort of just happened. And it’s my best friend’s fault, she’s always had it out for me, you know? Ever since the day she realized that dicks were out and the only successful (romantic) relationship you (the 'you' meaning females in general) could have was with another girl...yeah, sometimes I wish I could tone down her estrogen levels, but that’d be unnatural for her. It really is her fault though, either that or fate/God/whatever the hell runs this universe and my life really likes to mess with me (and not in the joking, buddy-buddy way).

I woke up this morning a free man (okay, so fifteen isn’t really the age of manhood, shut up! I’ll be eighteen in three years!) and left school imprisoned in the arms of the scariest bitch alive. That and my best (lesbian) friend now hates me for stealing her wet dream come to life (do girls even have wet dreams?!).

This sucks, life sucks, my bitch of a girlfriend sucks...why doesn’t someone kill me?

P.S. My 'girfriend' isn't a girl.

An AU, I'm currently having way too much fun writing this...There's cross-dressing in it, yay cross-dressing! Ten bucks says you've already guessed who's going femme-fatale in this story. I may or may not post this any time soon as I've already got two ongoing stories. This story is still in progress. Edit: Whoa, I forgot to mention it's for the Naruto series...sorry about that!

Blinded-

Close your eyes, hold your tongue. Are you sure this is the right path? What am I now, what am I to you? There's a sickness inside of me that I'm not sure you can cure, not even if I wanted you to. A cripple. What am I now? Please tell me, because I'm afraid to see for myself.

Sometimes you can only heal after you've tasted the bitter flavor of despair, you can only heal after you've learned what suffering is. What does it mean to be 'damaged'? Do you see that when I'm here? Reach out to me, even if you're scarred, I don't care any more. I'm so tired, please come back. I don't care how much you've changed, just please, come back to me. It hurts to look at you and know how little I mean.

Wow...just...okay. This story is DEPRESSING! I'm serious--I kill off a lot of the characters I really love in this fic, so when I post it, be warned! The two passages above are sort of inner dialogues between the two main characters of the fic. I'm sure you're smart enough to guess who and if you can't figure it out...well, keep trying (at least until I decide to post this thing). The title has, of course, a double meaning relating to the overall plot. I'd ask you to also guess which series it's from, but that's sort of a given due to my rather disturbing fixation on Naruto. Really though, it's a bit of a tragedy, though I don't have any intial plans of killing off the main characters (just a lot of the people around them). There's some major ANGST (what would one of my stories be without it? Gawd, it's like I can't write without having some in there!) and drama. I hope you don't love the Rookie Nine as much as I do...because a lot of them die.

Once again it takes place in a post-first arc setting, though a bit of time has passed. Naruto and his friends along, with the noble shinobi of Konoha, participated in a crucial battle. Many of them perished. As Naruto grasps at the fragmented pieces that are left of the life that, even before losing so many of his loved ones, had already begun to spiral out of control, he is left with a feeling of unaccomplished emptiness; a feeling that it was all in vain failure. Even if they did triumph in the end. His reality unravels further as his seal deteriorates to a point where he's not even sure whether or not he's truly in control of his own body, memory, and consciouness.

Sasuke grapples with his own losses. The ones that came as a consequence when he killed his brother. Why do the ghosts of his memories still haunt him? Why does it seem that he lost more in fulfilling his vengence than he gained? Left to wander in the black haze of an abandoned life, Sasuke unknowingly wanders into patrolled territory of one of Konoha's allies. Captured and detained, he is sent back to the village and is immediately brought to trial for abandoning his home and the vows to protect it.

And so the two meet again. More broken than they realize, and perhaps unwilling to heal.

Random Quotes (of Respected or Disreputable sources):

"A situation like this is like trying to compare life to a tuna sandwhich, difficult to pull off and rather disturbing." -A Good Friend of Mine and Way Too Much Sugar

"Keep friends close and enemies closer so that they're easier to stab in the back." -Not Sure

"If it's important to you, you'll find a way; if it's not, you'll find an excuse." -A Poster In Class

"My karma ran over your dogma." -Bumper Sticker On My Friend's Car

"Envy is my favorite crossdressing palm tree." -Genk-Angel-Chan

"Constructive criticism is great, it's like kicking someone in the face and then giving them pie." -Genki-angel-chan (again)

"Today's show was brought to you by Edger Allen Poe, he was emo before it was cool." -News Network For Teens

"If Russia had to be represented by an animal, it would be a schizophrenic bear." -My Genius History Teacher

"Keep smiling, they might think we're insane and leave us alone so they won't catch the crazy." -Random

"It was then I realized that she had dyed her hair so many times it had begun to seep into her brain and was actually starting to retard her thought process." -Me

"Thank the lord for rich people and their constant obsession to have everything around them perfect." -Eh...Me?

Statistics Teacher: "So, one of the survey questions asked for this newspaper article was: 'What is your biggest fear?'" he lists a few, "What do you guys think of that? Does anyone want to share one of their fears?"

Random Student: "My parents getting mad at me."

Anonymous Student: "Heights."

Me: "Failure."

Guy: "Getting raped in the library."

Class: ((Bursts of laughter, exclamations of: "What the hell?!", etc.))

Guy: "What?! You know, libraries creep me out! They smell weird!"

Class: ((More laughter as his friends prod and tease him.))

Statistics Teacher: "Well you know, sometimes peoples' fears are their secret ambitions."

Class: ((Nonstop laughter.))

This actually happened in my stats class... (I'm always going to remember him as the Library-Rape-Guy.)

"True love finds many ways, but no escape from exile." -Barbara Ascher (go read her essays)

"From Washington came the heartening message of President Coolidge, asking foreign nations not to be frightened at our naval program, because really our cruisers are being built all in good fun." -E.B. White (he wrote more than Charlotte's Web!)