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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Mass Effect. I am The Luggage. If that conjures up images of a homicidal, semi-sentient treasure chest with hundreds of little legs, well...that's as it should be. If it doesn't, go read the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. Because you should. I have several fandoms, only two of which I'm writing fic for at the moment. Naruto, because the secondary characters are so much fun, and Final Fantasy VII, because I really, really like Vincent, Cid and Cid/Vincent. A lot. I also have a major weakness for the Turks, 'specially Reno and Rude, though I find Reno very hard to write. Rude...not so much. As for the writing itself...I'm very slow, and thus far, a one-shotter. That's not to say a multi-chapter fic is impossible, just unlikely. Unless I get hit by a particularly nasty plot lapan/tortoise. Which I really hope doesn't happen. Concrit will be adored, and reviews make my day. When it comes to reading fic, I'll read practically anything if it's done well. Except incest and a very few pairings. I have my squicks, and I stay far away from them, thank you. Other than that, I like gen, het, femme-slash, slash, and the occasional bit of crack. Oh, if you would like to get in touch, for whatever reason, AIM is available on request, and there's always my email, stomphappy26 at yahoo dot ca. Umm, yeah. That's pretty much it. | |||||||||
1. Just Another Hoop reviewsEnlistment might be just another hoop to jump through, but here and now, it's the most important hoop there is. Very, very mild language inside, hence the rating.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-09 - Shepard - Complete2. Takes Two To Tango reviewsGokudera might be a damn good dancer, but he's never actually enjoyed it... Rated for some swearing, and maybe a tiny bit of slash, if you squint. Oneshot, complete.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-7-07 - Complete3. Ninja Barbers! reviewsHe's been alone most of his life, there's a few things he has to have learned to do for himself by this point... There's a very little bit of swearing, but other than that, it's Gen all the way. Oneshot, complete.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-07 - Naruto U. - Complete4. Balancing Act reviewsShe centers them, balances them, and they keep her safe... A ChikusaChromeKen fic. Rated for a very little bit of swearing, and the implications of an OT3. Oneshot, complete.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-30-07 - Complete5. On The Proper Use Of Phones reviewsSo an exTurk and a pilot walk into a bar... Rated because Cid likes his swearwords. If you squint, there's also slashy subtext. Complete.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-8-07 - Vincent V. & Cid H. - Complete6. Of Cloaks and Cigarettes reviewsFifty prompts, fifty sentences. Vincent Valentine is a man of few words, which was perfect for this, really. CidVincenty in places, which means slash. Rated for Cid's mouth. Complete.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-6-07 - Vincent V. & Cid H. - Complete7. Kankurou Drabbles » reviewsThree short stories about Kankurou, running with scissors, and why he hates the water. [Kankuroucentric, Gen, Complete]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-22-06 - Kankuro - Complete8. The Truth Behind IT reviewsMany of Naruto's friends have wondered about IT, but only Naruto knows the truth... [mild Naruto crack, gen]Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-15-06 - Naruto U. - Complete9. Cats Make Good Teachers reviewsKankurou's learned a lot from cats over the years. [Kankurou musing, gen]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-10-06 - Kankuro & Gaara - Complete10. Why Kankurou Hates Forests reviewsKankurou really doesn't like forests, and it's not just because he's from the desert, either...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-7-06 - Kankuro & Kiba I. - Complete11. Ninja Hands reviewsHands can tell you a lot about a person, especially when you're a ninja...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-3-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
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