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Hi there! I'm the same InvdrDana from fanart-central.net, nick.com, deviantart.com, and a whole bunch of other places I can't remember! Yay! Now, that's out of the way, I have invaded this site since no one is taking the time to check out my stories on dA...so I decided why not get an account here and free them of their...misery. oO

My favorite genre to write under is comedy, although drama is something I love writing under too. I don't really write anything non-Zim related...it's extremely rare that I do, minus my poems and songs (which should die! XD) And now for the stats!

Name: Christina

Online Alias: Dana

Age: 20

Grade: College

Birthday: 7/14/1989

Siblings: Matthew (17) and Jessica (13)

Favorite show in existence and all the universe: INVADER ZIM!! WOOT!

Favorite color: Purple

What others would most likely label me as: Shy, quiet, yadda, yadda, yadda! Once I warm up to people though (and usually others that share my taste for insanity) the "real me" comes out...whatever that is...(looks around) Reading my stories and just stuff I write online is probably the best way to know me. Haha!

Desire in life: To become a famous voice over actor and maybe write a book or two...once I'm better at "normal" Irkenless stories lol.

Pet peeves and things I just plain hate: PROFANITY!! ahem peas, pencil smudges, evil sharpeners, my hair when it's frizzy-ish, pink, insects, Spongebob, Senior Exit Project, many nick shows...especially the new ones, being short (I'm 5ft and look 12!), um...if I were to go on, you would start crying. (pats you on the back)

Hobbies and the like: Writing, drawing, coloring, dancing, imagining stuff while listening to the radio, making new voices, going to the park, hanging with my best friend, Nikki.

# of Invader Zim fics written since I was 12: 54, but it's really 52 since a friend co-wrote 2 of them with me

# of Invader Zim fics I've finished since Zim began: 9. Yeah, I know what you're thinking: It's been 8 years and that's ALL you've accommplished!? I can't help it! I'm always getting new ideas and my hand starts writing before I can stop it!

I am not Goth nor Emo. I am not preppy (definitely NOT...I can be girly sometimes, like when I dance in front of mirror in a pretty dress...but NEVER preppy). I am not a punk or a total tomboy. I have no idea what "category" I'd fall under, and I don't think I could care. I'm just...(You: Oh no she's going to say 'me'...how clichéd!!) a figment of your imagination!!

You: X/

Now for quotes-all of which are appropriate so there won't be any nasty surprises.

Warning: Reading these quotes all at once may make you feel like you're reading a novel. Take baby steps and pretend they are set up into chapters!

"What am I doing and why aren't I doing it?" ~Me

"And now I leave you to go to Imagination Land." ~Me

"Did my Zim doll just move his head??" ~Me

Roach: (a 6ft 8 in. guy) I'm fat.

Some girl: No you're not Roach!

Roach: No, I mean fat as in tall. (stretches out his arms)

"Please indicate your presence by saying here." ~The sub, Mr. Peterson

Lauren: Is ice cream fattening?

Roach: (on his third ice cream cup) Look at me! Ice cream makes you tall!

"I'm going to fail life." ~Me during exam week

"Yes, yes I'm a master of comedy. Now tell me this plan!" ~Zim

"I was crazy once. They put me in a little pink room with a yellow straight jacket and I died there. They buried in the ground with lots of bugs. I hate bugs. Bugs make me crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a little pink room with a straight jacket and I died there. They buried me in the ground with lots of bugs. I hate bugs. Bugs make me crazy. I was crazy once...continues forever" ~Jake Peck, an ex-crush and friend of mine. My friend Teresa said she timed him saying the above and told me he could say it for an hour straight without laughing or smiling. Preeetty crazy!

"I just want to curl up in my bed and die." ~Me and my friend Nikki when we're dead tired at school.

"Isn't life fun when it isn't happening to you?" ~Miles McDermit in the Even Stevens Movie.

"Something's wrong with you Christina. It's as if you're missing a gene." ~My mom, especially when I say something really stupid...Yay!

"Deer don't shed their antlers in the winter! They shed the fur on their antlers!" ~My dad

"They girlified our dude!" ~My character Biz. He be Irken.

"If we took out the core of the Earth, would that mean the Earth would be square shaped?" ~Me

"You'd think with all this technology in the world, someone would invent a soundless, portable, electric pencil sharpener!" ~Me

"You killed her." ~Peter from Jumanji. I hope I got both of those right! ;)

"This is part of the show where I pop up and entertain you. But I'm the emperor so you should entertain me. I don't know how that would work, but...yeah..." ~Kuuzco from The Emperor's New School

"Use your man power!" ~Me talking to my sister when she tries to open something but can't. Mwaha.

"Christina, can I see your notes!" ~Roach...it was the way he said it that was funny. He was sitting behind me and leaned in to say it in a strained whisper but happy-like. It was just so random! lol.

Me: (to Ashley) I bet you just want to drown Mrs. Cash in a cess pool.

Ashley: (laughs) She said cess pool!

Jake: (walks in) What's going on?

Ashley: Christina said cess pool!

Jake: (looks at Ashley and says slowly) Your eyes are like two blue cess pools.

Ashley: (smiling) My eyes are brown.

Jake: (doesn't miss a beat) Your eyes are like two brown cess pools.

"I will beat you Christina." ~Nikki

Me: (all of my colored pencils fall out onto the floor) Yarg!

Ashley: That's amazing!

Jake Risner: No it isn't!

Ashley: For her it is!

"I'm insane and lovin' it!" ~Me

Me: Speaking of strange and weird things, my mom and dad...bought a new coffee maker! (slight pause)

Teresa and Nikki: (laugh like crazy)

Me: I wasn't finished!

Teresa and Nikki: (laugh harder with me joining in again)

Me: I was going to say that the coffee maker is creepy looking and has a glowy green light. It wants to destroy us all! (more laughing because we're still crazy about how I said the first thing)

"Math should die!" ~Me and many others

(After Nikki and I have stopped talking for a little bit since I went back to doing my homework in lunch)

Nikki: Interesting.

Me: What're you talking about?? I didn't say anything!

Nikki: I was speaking to my thoughts.

Me: Wha-? Oh I have got to quote that! (while writing it) Normally, people will say I'm thinking out loud, but you...'speaking to my thoughts'??

Nikki: I've never said that in my entire life! Hahaha!

"I know many weird people, and I'm one of them." ~Me

"I wouldn't do that if I were you! Our long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long lost brother Max did that and the house exploded!" ~Me telling my sister-when she was 3-not to touch the electric outlet. She actually believed me. XD

"Stupid human propaganda." ~Zim

"Is it supposed to be stupid?" ~Zim

"Yes, yes, so you blame me for your horrible life, blah, blah, big deal!" ~Zim

"Despite my moral outrage, the school principal is allowing you to celebrate Valentine's Day this year." ~Ms. Bitters

"Hi floor! Make me a sammich!" ~Gir

"I want to thank you. That was quite an adventure! The car wreck, the library fight, and the galatic space battle that happened on the way to this beach." ~Squidman from Gir goes Crazy and Stuff

"When you create a giant monster of doom, no matter how cute, you have to...you have to...I dunno'. But stop sniveling, little worm monkey. Ultra-Peepi will live on...out there...in the stars." ~Zim

"Why am I so amazing?" ~Zim

"I love you cold, unfeeling, robot arm!" ~Zim

"Pretend this rock is a seed!" ~Flik from Bug's Life

"You've got a bit of dirt on your nose." ~Herminone Granger

"Poop grandma!" ~Mr. Hesson, my drama and English teacher from high school

"If you get lost, just look for me." ~Roach during a fire drill

"Everybody's doin' it." ~Nolan Phelps, a kid in school who frightens me with his weirdness. He said that a lot in school.

"You won't do it." ~Nolan

"I'm not crazy. I'm just a little unwell." ~Matchbox Twenty: Unwell

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. You need sugar first." ~Me

"I exist!" ~Me

"I'm normal. It's just a different kind of normal." ~Me

"Freshmen should be shipped off to the Netherlands and can never come back." ~A conversation I had with Jake

"I don't get it..." ~My cousin, Becca

"We had to walk fifteen miles!" ~Lou Pickles from Rugrats

"Never eat rasberries!" ~Phil from Hey Arnold

"When you're feeling depressed, take a shower." ~My brother

"You take the money." ~Oscar from Hey Arnold

"Who is cool?? DIB IS COOL!" ~Dib in a story my brother made that I titled: A peaceful day...yeah right.

"I don't use soap." ~The Old Little Lady that lives in your closet...an old fad my brother and I did once.

Me: Dad, dad, dad, dad, DAD!

Dad: Whaaat?

"Our snacks! It's over! Retreat!" ~Red

"E.T phone home! E.T phone home!" ~Elliot from E.T

"It's ghosts like you that give ghosts like me a bad name." ~Danny Phantom

"Pigs can float if they think and snort at the same time. But pigs can't multi-task so they fall down." ~Me

"We didn't have (Insert something here) in my day. We had concrete!" ~Grandpapa (Red's "dad"...or at least my brother's and my twisted version of such an idea.)

"You have to be destined to wear the hat." ~Roach, in a monk-like voice. He was making newspaper hats that looked like Pope hats. He was determined to make all of us one in yearbook before class was over.

"Hannah, do you have any beverages on you?" ~Brett Russel from school

"My name is Zoom and I come from the moon." ~Zoom from my "Happy Birthday Christina" cassette tape. It's awful...XD

"If no one thinks this is wrong then there is a villiage missing its idiot!" ~Dr. Phil

"I like fish!" ~A twisted version of my character Lexia who is the twisted Red's daughter. Mwahahaha!

"You don't put tarragon on meat, only chicken and fish." ~My mom

"Dang it Dale." ~Hank Hill

"Smell my hair!" ~Nikki to me

"You smell bad Hershey." ~Me to my kitty

-Definitely more to come

At this, I leave you! But I will never go away forever and not come back...never think that! And I lurve comments and things on stuff I do! I thrive off comments! They are the reason I'm alive today! Oh, and flamers...STAY AWAY FROM ME!! (hides from the nonexistent flamers in front of her) Yay!

;) ~DaNa~ ;)