"Real" Name: Santa
Real Real Name: Pat
"I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again."
Hobbies: Ambiguoussness, Sarcasm, using absurdly long words (like Paraskavedekatriaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism), Writing, Reading, Philosophy (please note that most philosophical questions are a matter of debate, so I could be wrong...not likely!).
Paradoxical question: "Can I Fly?" I can prove that I can fly with just two sentences: 1. Both of these sentences are false 2. I can fly. The first statement cannot be true, as it would then have to be false. As it cannot be both true and false at the same time, it must be false. This means that the second statement must be true, because if it is false then both of the sentences will be false, making the first sentence true, meaning that it is not false, which it must be in order for it to be true...do you see?
Philosophy question: "Do trees exist?" It's impossible to prove that trees exist, as taste, sound, sight, touch, and smell are all just electric impulses sent to your brain. If these impulses can be duplicated (which they can be), your brain could tell you that there is something that doesn't exist. This is how bionic eyes work.
Philosophy question: "Does God Exist?" It's possible that God exists, but if (s)he does then (s)he almost definitely had a beginning. Time is relative to space. If there is no space there cannot be time. As everything in the Universe is expanding from a central point (proved by the doppler effect), it is safe to assume that at one time it was compressed into a singularity (AKA The Big Bang). At the point when this singularity expanded, time began. NOTHING can exist before time started, as there is no time for them to exist. The only way God may have existed before this is in a place seperate from our universe, where time already existed...
Common Sense question: If 96 percent of streets in the US are underlit, and 88 percent of crime happens on underlit streets, which is it safer to live on? If you said lit streets, you're dead wrong. Suppose there are 100 streets in the US, and there are 100 crimes. 4 percent of streets are properly lit (100-96=4), and 12 percent of crime happens on these streets (100-88=12). Therefore, there are 3 crimes per lit street (12/4=3), and there is less than one crime on each underlit street (88/96=less than 1). So you should have said underlit streets are safer to live on. Check the math, it's all correct.
Philosophy question: "Where do right and wrong come from?" What makes good things good and bad things bad? Stealing is wrong, and giving is right, isn't it? Why? The law has nothing to do with right and wrong, that's why laws are different in each country, an they are always changing. God doesn't have much to do with it either. If you met God and (s)he told you that killing is good, would that make it so? No, of course not. The answer is that morality is convention and tradition. In layman's terms, good and bad are simply social glue. What I am trying to tell you is that, really, right and wrong are just words. Of course, it's a matter of opinion; you don't have to believe me, even though I'm right.
Also, why the hell have you read this far? You must be almost as bored as me.
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