Hey, my name is Chromde. (Omigawd! Really?) I have another account: Me And My God Complex, but that account is for FMA, while this one is for Naruto. I will be updating my stories on MAMGC, I've just hit a writer's block when it comes to FMA. I swear to sweet goodness I WILL UPDATE though.

(cough) Enough of that . . . who wants to hear my favourite pairings for Naruto? I DO! But I won't type them, because I like a lot of pairings in Naruto. My ONE TRUE WEIRD PAIRING (OTWP) is GaiXHinata. C'mon, you gotta admit it's hot. I'll just type a few I really like . . .

YAOI PAIRINGS!

Narusasu ((Yesh, Sasuke is nearly always on the bottom in my stories. xD)) Orosasu ((Not creepy-pedophile-rape way, more of an actual loving, caring way. WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE RAPE WITH THEM?)) Itasasu ((Incest is just so damn awesome. Like totally.)) Sasuneji/Nejisasu ((Yes, I prefer Sasuke on top in this pairing because Neji is such a girly little uke: even more so than Sasuke.)) Orokimi ((Awwwww. More older men topping cute little uke boys! =D)) Nejigaa/Gaaneji ((Either way works with me.)) Leegaa/Gaalee ((Yet again, either way. Gaara is like that. Though my preference is currently on Leegaa.)) Narugaa ((Gaara is way more uke than Naruto. He would so bottom. But, canonly, they're like brothers, so it's so wrong for me to like this, but I do, because they're adorable together. Hmm. I wrote quite a lot about them, didn't I?)) Kisaita ((Yes, shark man and girly-man. 3)) Deisaso/Sasodei ((In my professional, uke-spotting opinion, Sasori is bottom. Buuuuuuuut, I liked Sasodei first, so I'll give it a break. It's not totally impossible.)) Orosaso/Sasoro ((Like you weren't thinking it to. As I've said before (prepare for a lot of text) Ever noticed that since Sasori constantly stalks Orochimaru, and is always threatening to kill him . . . he kinda sounds like a jilted lover? We all know Orochimaru's preferences (COUGH YOUNG BOYS COUGH), and he got lucky with Sasori because technically it's not pedophilia, only looks it! Besides, everytime people are partners in the Akatsuki, they're thought to have something. My decision? Orochimaru and Sasori had something going on. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Old man sex. 8D And yeah, Sasori on top because I honestly like it. PLEASEDON'TSHOOTME.)) Gaasaso/Sasogaa ((Okay, I will be first to vouch for Gaara's ukeness in any pairing, but I read one, I repeat ONE story by Steel Toast and I was lost. Gaara on top of this pairing is so liberating and fun. And I have a sick fetish for putting Sasori on the bottom, but he can always join my 'regular ukes' category. And yes, I'm a bad person.)) Peinsaso ((Uhh yeah, a lot of Sasori pairings since I love the aged brat so much. =3 So, Peinsaso, a couple fanfictions and I succumbed to the wonders of this. Once again, sorry.)) SandaimeKazekagesaso ((Whether it's puppet smex or fun, pedo lovin', I dig this couple. Really.)) AnyPuppetsaso ((This includes: Back Up Sasori (the one he's using when he dies), Hiruko, and a whatever else decides to pop out of his collection. No Mother/Sasori or Father/Sasori for me though, kthnxbai.)) Kakairu ((Two hawt sensei going at it? Sign me up.)) Mizuiru ((Which is sadly lacking in the fanbase area.)) Sakukon ((Yum. Younger brothers topping older brothers. But it's all twinsmex anyways. But I seriously dig it.)) Sukosasukon ((Sandwich:D I'll let Tayuya join if I'm feeling nice.)) Kabukimi ((TOO. CUTE. FOR. WORDS. Even if Kabuto does hate Kimi. It's just a minor problem, I swear.)) Kimisasu/Sasukimi ((EVIL SNICKER LOL I KNOW DUNT SAY ANYTHING.)) Kimihaku/Hakukimi ((According to the anime, they've met. :D)) Jiraisasu ((OMIGAWD PLEASE DON'T ASK.)) Jiroro ((Orochimaru, the girliest and gayest of the Legendary Three would so be on bottom. No questions asked.))

HETERO PAIRINGS!

Shikatema ((These two are just so CUTE!)) Shikaino ((Lala, I like it.)) Shikahina ((C'mon. It's PERFECT. =O)) Nejiten ((It's cute. It's kinda canon. I like it.)) Chouino ((Another perfect one. =O)) Kanktem ((Sandceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest. Whee.)) Gaaino ((One fic and I've joined the dark side. CONSPIRACY.))Kimisaku ((. . . the fanfictions are good, I swear . . .)) Sasosaku ((I'm sorry. I like it.)) Sasohina ((One story is all it took. D;)) Nejihina ((This is worse than Itasasu (genetically, not bringing genders in), but better that Sakukon. I'm okay with pictures and stuff, and sighing over how much Neji liked Hinata when he was really young, but I really don't see it happening, and don't really like it. Because it's incest. See why I'm confused? Besides, I like a sibling relationship better . . .)) Naruhina ((Sometimes, I'm a sucker for pairings like these.)) Kibahina ((Ish cute. And canon. Rawr.)) Ibikianko ((I'm one of the few shippers. But it's so perfect. These two both love messing with people mentally, are pretty strong and just go together like THAT.)) Oroanko ((It would come some say. SHUT UP THEY'RE CUTE TOGETHER.)) Sasusaku ((I must be one of the very few yaoi fangirls (for Naruto and Sasuke especially) that actually like Sasusaku.)) Sasutayu ((. . . the dreamsssssssssss, I blame the dreamssssssssss . . .)) Narusaku ((DELICIOUS CANON PAIRINGS!)) Orotsu ((When they're younger, as in teenagers/tweens.)) Jirtsu ((It's too adorable for words. Seriously. Look at how freakin' canon, and fabulous it is. I just LOVE this pairing.)) Hinaneji ((Screw my dislike of Nejihina. I would read Hinaneji any day. Yeah. Hinata totally dominating Neji.)) Nejihanabi ((It has occured to me that I can't say Nejihana, or people will think I want Neji to bang Kiba's big sister. Anywho, this is just as wrong as Nejihina, but I am totally fine with it. Preferably, however, with Hiashi and Hizashi being fraternal. COME ON. If they were going to go incest, Neji would so bang Hanabi, the stronger second daughter, not Hinata.)) Sasuhina ((Not a pairing I've really read, but I really do want to. SO. CUTE.)) Kakasaku ((Not to a startling extent, more Sakura crushing on Kakashi and Kakashi being nice to her about it.))

YURI PAIRINGS!

Ankohina ((I have no excuse but a story and a couple pictures.)) Sakuhina ((To quote Kaza: DEAR GOD YES. SAKUHINA MAKE THE SEXIEST LESBIANS SINCE NEJI.)) Inohina ((Meh, it is passable . . . not as good as Sakuhina though.))

THREESOME PAIRINGS!

Narusakusasu ((This threesome is definitely my fav. And note Sasuke's name is last 'cause when it gets to him in Naruto, he's on the bottom.)) Inosakuhina ((Gawd do I have a HUGE thing for this pairing.))

Stories being written/posting right now!

Thumbtack: Working on the next chapter . . . very slowly . . .I just lost all i wrote for the most recent chapter inexplicably, so I'm very upset.

Stories I am going to post soon!

Catch A Break: This is going to be a short, multi-chaptered fic (like, five chapters) that's a Sasuneji. WARNING. IT WILL BE PURE CRACK.

Stories that will be written in the very near future (hopefully)!

Grasping Red Rings: Can anyone say, TOBISASU? It's a half-sequel to Waking Up Dead, and it's a oneshot. I am waiting for after the 400th chapter to post it, if I ever do.

A Guide To Being Strange: This a really long, multi-chaptered fic so inspired by This Is How A Heart Breaks that it's not even funny. I will definitely wait until Thumbtack is done before updating it, so it'll stay one-chaptered for like, many, many months.

Stories that will be coming in the distant future (hopefully)!

Together in Separation: (Very tentative title.) The could be, should be Naruneji story from my poll. SUMMARY: In the foreseeable future, the world is set adrift by a plague of mutated humans, called zombies for their resemblance to this horror film creature. Among all the carnage, Uzumaki Naruto lives alone, abandoned by his friends, with only the zombies he kills to keep him company. One day, just as his supplies run low, a secretive, pale-eyed stranger with a twisted ankle shows up. Naruto realizes that the only way that his survival, and the survival of everyone, can be guaranteed is if he chooses to face a past he'd rather forget, and accept that all along, chaos was planned and executed by some of those closest to him.

AND IF MOVIE TRAILER-ESQUE SUMMARIES MAKE YOU CRINGE: Naruto has some SUPER SPECIAL SECRETS he many not even be aware of, Neji has a hidden agenda, and Sasuke gets his eye ripped out. And a lot of people die.

So, I hope you had fun reading my profile! Kudos if you actually did! And never be afraid to message me, I am always open to convos with strange people I've never met in real life!

Ja ne!

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