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since: 10-31-06, id: 1157281, Profile Updated: 03-24-09
country: Canada
Author has written 27 stories for Beyblade, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Fullmetal Alchemist, Prince of Tennis, Eyeshield 21, Shaman King, Zombie-Loan, and D.Gray-Man.

Updated: Thursday, April 24, 2008, 1253PT

I am know taking offers to beta fics, check out my profile!

PLEASE NOTE: IF A STORY IS LABELLED AS COMPLETE, THEN IT IS COMPLETE! I DO NOT CONTINUE ONESHOTS! I REPEAT, DO NOT PUT ONESHOTS ON YOUR ALERT LIST!

I am very honoured that people love my fics and want them to continue, but I seriously can't. I write oneshots because I can't return to a story after a while. It's a big problem I have, it's hard to get back in the mindframe. And any chapter stories I have in the making (and written) had an outline. I get ideas, I type them up and make outlines for the story, the chapter and I need a beginning, middle and end (one reason why so many of them aren't posted, I HATE my starting chapters) Just had to say it since a few oneshots have had 'story alerts' on them.

Name: Alex. Pen-name Tuli-Susi means 'fire-wolf' in Finnish. I caouldn't get a translation for 'Phoenix' and they wouldn't let me type 'jää' in my pen name (means 'ice') Pronounced Too-lee Sue-see

Star sign: Gemini

Chinese 'animal': Snake meaning I was born in the year of the snake. (I think I'm 'Seth' in Egyptian mytholoy...and the dual horseman or something like that in Indian culture)

-- for some reason, the line refuses to work --

I felt stangely compelled to put this in my profile for no apperent reason. I copied it from soneone else, quite a few have done that. Good for a couple of laughs. Wonder if anyone is actually reading it...

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you have ever kicked someone in the mouth so hard that their front teeth came out and you felt slightly guilty yet oddly satisfied with yourself copy this onto your profile. (In all honesty, it was my brother and I punched him and yes, his tooth did fall out and he spent 15 minutes in the backseat of the car looking for it. He’s 3 years older than me and I think I was around 7 at the time…)

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.

If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic , piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

(Bolded ones apply to myself) The last six I added on myself. What really hurts is that half of those are my Parents way of thinking. They hate the fact that I 'waste my time' reading and watching manga and anime and they don't know I write fanfiction, never mind Yaoi...I really don't want to know what they would say if they ever found out...

From DancerInTheDark101

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name, my space or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice no. 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a no. 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

-- line still not working --

Anime

I have recently become addicted to anime. I've watched most on YouTube and crunchyroll and I'm into Shounen-ai, but not heavy yaoi. One anime I can't find is Full Metal Alchemst, they removed it before I had the chance to watch more. Thank you Surra for lending me the box sets and the movie! I'll write when I've actually watched them...which might take a while since I'm back in school...

Favs: Used to be Kai in beyblade, but I recently fell in love with Ryoma and Fuji from Prince of Tennis (I was so stupid, I didn't realize that fanfics were listed under the Japenese name for the show...but now they changed it...) probably because I have played tennis for years and I DO understand what's going on. (no, I suck at the sport, I'm a swimmer) Then again, I kinda liked Eyeshield 21 too...so Sena, Riku, Kakkei and Musashi... Also, Allen, Lavi and Kanda from D-Gray Man

Fics Ideas for: (in brakets is the protagonist of the story. I'm seriously biased and single-minded, really, I am.)

Beyblade (Kai/Rei/Demo boys) Naruto (Sasuke/Itachi) Teen Titans (Raven) Yu-gi-oh (Yami Yugi/Seto Kaiba) Full Metal Alcehmist (Ed/Roy) Card Captor Sakura (Sakura/Sayoran -- don't ask, I think my muse was high...) Filmore (Ingrid -- again, no comment) Prince of Tennis (Ryoma/Fuji), D-Gray Man (Kanda/Allen), Kingdom Hearts (Roxas - I won't write or post cos I don't know the characters from the sequel and they're the ones I want...) Eyeshield 21 (Sena), Shaman King (Yoh/Ren) and Redwall ( DO. NOT. ASK)

Though I can't promise I'll actually write all of them...I get ideas which usually consist of images or scenes or random plots and I have to hurry to write them down...the problem is, I can't usually make them into a fic...I have trouble filling the gaps...and going back to ideas and writing stories from it...

Works in Progress

Sequel to 'Sasuke's home' (Naruto) Sasuke doesn't die. I found the post-it notes! I now have the complete outline! But I gotta tell you...I was copying the notes on to my laptop and I realized somethig...I hate this fic. A lot. With a passion. Having said that, I will continue and the 8th chapter will be up soon. Maybe. If we're both lucky.

More one-shots for 'Myths behind the bit-beasts' (Beyblade) I hope to do Tyson's Dragoon next. Maybe just dragons in general. Research Involved

Sequel to 'Congratulations' (Beyblade) Kai/Miguel romance. Since Christmas IS coming.

More sort-of one-shots for 'Animal Instincts' (beyblade) Yes, I have ideas, I will continue this and I am terribly sorry for making you wait this long but I have a writer's block concerning Beyblade fics...

More meaningless lists for 'Seven Wonders of Seigaku' (Prince of Tennis) pm me if you have ideas!

When Fuji opened his eyes (Prince of Tennis) A write a short scenario whenever Fuji opens his eyes. Anyone know when the third time is? I seriouslt can't find it...

Superstitions (Prince of Tennis) A series of unrelated one-shots that describe/explain some common, or not-so-common superstitions. PM me if you know one! Just be sure to explain it clearly!

I AM NOT CONTINUING 'A WHITE SCARF' (Beyblade) THAT WAS AND WILL REMAIN A ONE-SHOT! THE SAME GOES FOR ANYTHING ELSE I DEEM ONESHOT. Sorry to be so blunt, but I had something like 3 alerts...I don't continue it unless I have inspiriation...which is in rather short supply right now concerning beyblade...damn...I still have a tonne of ideas from that anime...

Hoping to write (aka, I have chapters, summaires and ideas written down)

A Christmas Carol (Beyblade), Yes, I had the idea before Christmas...last year...I just never fine-tuned it. I have drafts of summaries written for every chapter and most complete (Note, NOT the beginning)

Most Wanted (Teen Titans) Don't hold your breath for this one. Personally, I love the concept, but I have no plot what-so-ever...

What You Mean To Me (Prince of Tennis) I started it a while ago and have the first two chapters written...It doesn't really have that much of a plot, more like a speculation. That's why I'm trying to turn it around. I DO play tennis so the games/matches will be commented on with technical clarity. (Meaning I will use tennis terms)

Pain (FMA) No-one realizes how much pain Ed goes through whenever he transmutes or shatters his arm.

I'm not a child anymore (FMA) Stream of conciousness on how Ed reflect's that he's really not a child.

Brother (FMA) inspired from song Brothers (go to www.youtube.com and search 'fma brothers' and listen to it. I really love it)

Teenager (FMA) Roy realized how different Ed is from other kids his age (slight AUish, based on teens in Canada and USA)

Sparring (FMA) I just really want the unit to watch Ed figh hand-to-hand combat...and preferably thrash Mustang...not that I have anything against the guy...it would just be...entertaining...

Addiction (Prince of Tennis) The title will most likey change. It's another of those 'high school' fics. Ryoma did join the team, though some things are slightly different from before. It takes a phone call and a camping trip to realize that something is horribly wrong with the first-year...(no, not a disease). I have somewhat of a beginning, but I keep getting all these wild ideas and blowing it out of proportion (as usual) I have to tame it down and find an ending (and a more coherent start)

Untitled Fantasy. AU with magic and as many players as I can get (somehow) I've worked out the minor details, have the first 6 chapters written, the last scene, a plot (after writing 4chapters and the prologue I finally decided what the plot was going to be...) and notes/summaries/ideas for the following 15 chapters...oh, didn't realize I had that many...It starts slowly and is much slower paced than most of the Fantasy fics - or fics in general - simply because that's the way I write.

Untitled Ninja fic. AU and I have the first four chapters down...now I need a plot...

The Things I hate (D-Gray Man) Just a series of one-shots on all the things Allen hates. Yes, Allen. It's a little angsty...and I wrote it really late at night when I was hit by my muse. Hard.

I will not post anything that is not a one-shot unless I have the entire story written out. I learnt my lesson from 'Sasuke's home' and I really don't want to leave readers hanging for a long time. That and the fact I have trouble coming back to the fics too...

-- line STILL not working --

Favourite Quotes. I love quotes, so please feel free to drop a line! If you see quotes you came up with tell me, I love lines in fics, but tend to forget the author. Sorry! I really don't mean to plagerize!

If today was perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow.

The two best times to keep your mouth shut: when you're swmming and when you're angry.

Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.

Those that danced were thought quite insane by those who did not hear the music. -- Angela Monet

msn conversation (with my friend Melissa ‘Captain’ Boatman. me: Captain, why do you have ‘asylum’ spelt incorrectly on you screen name. Melissa: …what the hell are you talking about Sam? Me: ‘assilem’ Melissa: Sam…that’s my name spelt backwards… Me: blinks really... Sound it out; ‘assilem’, ‘asylum’ Melissa: …Oh yeah…crap… Me: wonder what the future has in store for you...

"On the road of life there are passengers and there are Divers. Drivers wanted!" Honda commercial You are the only person who directs your feet.

Rabbits: Nature's multiplication tables

Pardon me, but I think you confused me with someone who gives a damn.

I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Silence is golden but Duct tape is silver.

Albert Einstein once asked the question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or the others crazy?

Why meditate when you can worry? Worry is meditation carried out by realists.

One ship drives East, and nother drives West, from the self-same wind that blew. Tis the set of the sails and not the gales, that set the path for you..

He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still. -- Lao Tsu

In a land far away, there stands a mountain, one mile in height, one mile in width and one mile in breadth. Thither comes a bird every thousand years and rubs it beak against the mountain. When the whole shall be rubbed away, then will the first second of eternity have gone by. -- Brother Grimm in the response to the question 'How long is Eternity?'

Be careful about reading health books. you might die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain

the following 7 ones are from fics. Please tell me who wrote it!

Hit first and hide the bodies leter

What lies behind us and what lies before of us, are small matters compared to what lies within us.

The brave don't live forever, but the cautious don't live at all.

There is one soty, but infinite ways to tell it. Make sure you're centre stage in you version.

You have to be cruel to be kind. I'm known for my kindness,

For a candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

Why am I fighting to live If I'm just living to fight? Why am I trying to see When there ain't nothing in sight Why am I trying to give When no-one gives me a try? Why am I dying to live If I'm just living to die?

Studying: a combination of student and dying

Quotes from ME

Have you ever noticed that when you spell 'live' backwards you get 'evil'? Does this mean our existence is a sin?

If you highlight the smileys they look evil! (Try it, it's true)

If Immortals can die, what hope is there for Eternity...

If humans are supposed to have superior intelligence, why do we have so many problems? I mean, how many rabbits have you seen commit suicide?

Everyone is an open book, you just have to care enough to learn the language

Know your limits -- constantly work to surpass them.

The End of the World will come, and it will take no more effort than to push a button - literally.

All time favourite! (from my faourite book too...)

"If you don't know where you're going, it doen't matter which path you take" Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol 'What's you destination?'

I'll add more later (I have plenty if you want pages of it, PM me you e-mail adress and I'll send some to you - sports, offbeat oddities, animals, humour, philosophical, I got a tonne). for now, go read some fics! (and please be gently when reviewing, I'm made of paper...I 'tear' up easily...oh god, that pun was worse than Davide's...)

-- WHY ISN'T THE DAMN LINE WORKING!... --

These two fics are my favs so far because I felt the most emotion when reading them. I can - and do - read Stephen King without flinching and/or blinking, so feeling enough emotion to cry (a lot...) means that it was well written. And the authors have good grammer and spelling with very few minor mistakes that are barely noticeable. They're all amazing, go read them.

Title Author Summary Status, rating, genre

My all time fav fic is WHEN I COME BACK TO YOU by FallingSilver. It's Prince of Tennis/Tennis no Ojisama. A long chapter story. Summary: It’s been five years since Ryoma entered the U.S. Open and shocked the world with his talent. When he finally returns to Japan, he finds more than a few surprises waiting for him. Lots of pairings. May contain spoilers/ shonen-ai/ not-shonen-ai Go read it, it's amazing. Rated T, Complete, Drama/Romance and a 'little' angst. (Actually, I started crying around the second chapter and didn't stop until an hour after I finished reading the fic...no other story, book, manga or fanfic, has elicted such a heartfelt response)

My other all time fav is MANA by artbug. It's a D-Gray Man long chapter fic. Summary: Mana Walker is 36 and leading an average life, living in a small apartment, lusting after his secretary and hating his job. His life will be changed forever when he finds a boy hiding in an alley. It's about Allen's life before Cross. It's very sweet and lovely and the author knows exactly when to put in suspense, humour and fluff. General, rated T and Complete. I really love it, the author can write very well, plot aside.
The sequel, CROSS is now up dealing with the time he was an apprentice to Cross. General, rated T, In-Progress Summary: Cross is not just a name, but a state of mind. He always hated children, but after picking up an utterly useless apprentice he has plenty of time to adjust... if he dosen't kill the brat first. Sequel to Mana

My third fav fic is EVERY SO OFTEN by Tubular Fox. It's Prince of Tennis, a oneshot Hyoutei centric. About what happens when they graduated and driftend apart. Not overly emotional, and I think it's rather realistic, a reminder that even the closest of friends go their separate ways upon graduation. Please go read it. It's short and sweet, not overly emotional, but still rather sad. Summary: Every so often, they look back and remember It's General/Angst, rated K

One more fac fic is ANY WAY YOU WANT IT by Novelist Pup. It's D-Gray Man, long chapter fic. Summary: AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted - Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen. Great AU, something I actually like, no matter the fandom. Novelist Pup has a brilliant writing style that is incredible and stays true to the times, the people and the culture. Warning: it contains a LOT of swear words, mentions drugs and takes place in America. Awesome read, really. Drama - though not the high school kind - humour, bickering between our three fav pretty-boys and all that jazz. It's listed as Drama/Humour rated M. In-Progress under Lavi/Allen. And really, it isn't explicit at all so don't worry about the M rating. (I'd personally rate it T for the swearing, but who knows what authors have planned.

Another fav fic is PLAY DATE by F.A. Star Hawk It's an Eyeshield 21 long chapter fic. Summary: Starts off pre-series. Kobayakawa Mihae wants to help Sena make some friends, so she tries the only way she knows how. Setting up play-dates. Sena/?Contains spoilers and possible shounen-ai and straight pairings You should really read it. Stays faithful to the timeline of the series and I find it quite cute and humourous. FASH has a lovely writing style too. It's Friendship/General rated K, In-Progress

Actually, all of F.A. Star Hawk's fics are good, so just go to her profile page and click away!

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1. Sasuke's home » reviews
Gai and Kakashi team up and train the teams together. they split up and go home...but Neji begins to wonder, where does Sasuke live? slight NejiSasu. rated for safety and hints of Yaoi. Hey look, I completed it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 11-6-06 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete
2. Christmas
Just a poem about Christmas from what could be Allen's perspective when he was living on the streets though it was not initially written as such
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Published: 12-20-08 - Allen - Complete
3. The Myths behind the bitbeasts » reviews
Previously titled 'Fable of the Pheonix. Mths about some of the bladers bitbeasts. Ch4: Gryphon
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 11-20-06 - Bit-beasts & Kai H. - Complete
4. Who is Eyeshield 21? reviews
Sakuraba, Takami and Ootwara discuss the identity of Eyeshield 21 as Shin listens.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete
5. My Idiot Apprentice reviews
SPOILERS FOR CH 144! PLEASE READ THE MANGE FIRST! Cross's POV when the egg goes down. His thoughts about Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-19-08 - Cross & Allen - Complete
6. When Fuji opened his eyes » reviews
A series that covers each scenario when Fuji opened his eyes. No pairings intended. If anyone can tell me when Fuji opened his eyes for the third time, I will be ever grateful!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 9-16-07 - Fuji S.
7. Superstitions »
A series of oneshots where each will describe explain a superstition. Will include most teams and players. Ch1: Ears
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 9-16-07
8. Seven Wonders of Seigaku » reviews
Seven things I wonder about for each player and relationship. Mindless drabbles, no plot whatsoever, VERY mild shounenai
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 3-2-07
9. Animal Instincts » reviews
a series of drabbles about Kai and the Blitzkieg Boyz and how they react to animals. mainly Kai telling and demonstrating.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 12-8-06 - Kai H.
10. Untouchable reviews
Inspired by Animestar73’s fic Once Untouchable, Always Untouchable. One sided AtobeRyo, one sided TezuRyo. Side TezuFuji
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-11-07 - Atobe K. & E. Ryoma - Complete
11. I'm tired reviews
That's enough...I'm tired... was all he said, what was wrong? Chika's thoughts during the middle of ep, graveyard scene
Zombie-Loan - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete
12. Reasons to Stay reviews
Shito finds out that Chika knows about who – what – he really is. What will Shito do now? ChikaShito. Two seperate endings just cos I couldn't make up my mind!
Zombie-Loan - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-29-07 - Complete
13. Kikumaru's nickname reviews
weird idea about a nickname for Eiji given by a surprising person. No pairings
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 6-5-07 - Kikumaru E. & E. Ryoma - Complete
14. My Guardian Angel reviews
Ren's lucky to have two guardians
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-07 - Ren T. & Yoh A. - Complete
15. My Rival reviews
Sakuraba reflects on his rivalryrelationship with Shin. ShinSena, SakurabaShin and TakamiSakuraba if you want to see it
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-07 - Sakuraba H. - Complete
16. Lust reviews
Someone's thoguhts. yaoi, implied adult themes. Ryoma? You decide, I never actually indicated anyone. ...and I have no idea why I wrote this...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-29-07 - E. Ryoma - Complete
17. Rivalries reviews
Tezuka arranged a roundrobin match between the Regulars. Ryoma ponders on the different rivalries within the team
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-21-07 - E. Ryoma & Akutagawa J. - Complete
18. Graduation reviews
Kadoh and Momo are graduating from Seigaku Middle School. Short fic while they reminisce
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-07 - Kaidoh K. & Momoshiro T. - Complete
19. Happy Endings and Fairy Tales reviews
Hughes has an interesting book to show the unit until Ed comes along and points out a disturbing fact. Nothing sexual, get those minds out of the gutters!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-28-07 - Edward E. - Complete
20. Guns » reviews
Roy takes Ed for a lesson about guns, but gets a shock. There is more to Edward Elric than meets the eye. nonyaoi, first FMA fic
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-3-07 - Edward E. - Complete
21. Pic inspired oneshots » reviews
I saw pics, I wrote some fics. Explanation in 1st chap don't need to read rated for shounen ai and future fics
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-07 - Complete
22. Red reviews
Sasuke hates red. Why? And how deep does his hatred run? Stream of consciousness format 2nd genre correct?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
23. Reflections reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like reflective surfaces. . Just some rambling and a ‘stream of consciousness’
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
24. A White Scarf reviews
Summary: Why does Kai always wear a scarf? What’s he concealing? What happens when the others find out? ReiKai. rated for shounen ai content
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-3-07 - Ray/Rei K. & Kai H. - Complete
25. Congratulations » reviews
Miguel is contemplating his team’s defeat after their match against the Blitzkrieg Boys. Did he do the right thing? Chapter 2 'Thank You' is up!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 12-23-06 - Miguel & Kai H. - Complete
26. Fate of the Avenger reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only Avenger in history. What happened to the others? and will he share the same fate? SasuNeji if you want to see it, friendship. rated for implied charachter deaths. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-06 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete
27. The Fall of the Phoenix reviews
after Kai's 2nd battle with Brooklyn he staggers out of the stadium and collapses in the hallway...this fic has a slight twist! rated for character death. first try!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-4-06 - Kai H. - Complete
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