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I was previously PigXiaolin101, but thought that was kinda stupid, so now I'm Radical Pretense Gothica, which is made up of random words I picked from the dictionary. If the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus can do it, so can I.
I look sad because I look really weird when I'm pissed, so decided to go for uberemo. Your welcome.
The movie One Missed Call is a conspiracy! It's just so they can scare kids out of using cell phones! How do I know? Because, during the movie, I started looking around and guess what I saw, cupcake? Half the kids in the theatre were taking out their cell phones and passing them to their parents, or shoving them somewhere and telling their friends they were getting rid of them when they got home.
Sure, it's dasterdly and evil. But it's also freaking brilliant.
I am a 13 year old Jewish New Jersian. I love writing and reading, Evanescence and Green Day (and Fall Out Boy). My favorite shows are Scrubs, CSI, Criminal Minds, That 70's Show, Friends, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Net (post ep10 with Eric Szmanda), House (He started the heart of a woman who was dead for a day, you can excuse his snarkiness!) and Futurama. I have no ships. The Titanic was a ship, and see how dandy that turned out? I am rather boring.
My one and only ship is CSI's Greg Sanders and Ronnie Lake. I know, Ronnie is new and all, but they look so damn cute together! I am juggling between the names Landers, Gonnie, and Reg. Personally, Landers is the least stupid, but who knows? Snickers is pretty lame too, but there ya go, a ship is born!
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A Titanic Story is on hold. I'm sorry for the inconveniance.
Sequel to All's Fair is in progress. Coming after Trading Air for Wind and Keeping a Secret. Title to be In Love and War.
A CSI\Criminal Minds crossover is in the works, as is a Scrubs story. Perhaps a Harry Potter one shot.
Voices soon to be updated.
Gregcentric's next chapter is floating between a Nigel Crane kidnapping, Greg being stabbed at a scene, and a crossover between CSI and the Net.
I have never had more than 75 reviews in my entire Fanfiction career, so please review or favorite or whatever.
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Gregcentric:
Chapter One-Intro
Chapter Two-Tourniquet-He knew that today was the day he would die.
Upcoming Chapter-The Net-Crossover with the Net (if you are familiar with the series, you'll get it). When the crime lab is attacked, the CSIs are the ones set to investigate. What happens when they dig up a secret of one of their own, and discover who the attack was meant for. I suck at summaries!
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Quotes that I live by (some I made up, try to guess which ones):
Stress: The confusion caused when one's mind overrides the body's natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who really deserves it.
Never say the world owes you something. It owes you nothing. It was here first.
All you need to invent is an idea and a pile of crap.
I know who I am, and nobody else does. If I were a giraffe, and someone told me I was a snake, I'd think 'No, I'm a giraffe'.
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If it's original, you can just jam in down their throats.
A mediocre idea that gathers enthusiasm is by far better than an intelligent one that bores you.
Anyone involved with the feds cannot and may not be trusted unless they begin each shift by looking into a camera while The Who plays.
Cats are smarter than dogs for one reason: You can't convince nine cats to pull a sled through the snow. You can get them to use the litter box, but that's about it.
Meet my sister EvilGirl34.
Slash stories amuse me, except JDCox (Scrubs), NickGreg (CSI), and GideonReid (Criminal Minds). These particular ones disturb me greatly.
Oneshots are my schtick, as is the word schtick. No matter how many stories I'm working on, the majority of them all will be oneshots.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
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