Dezy-X29
Previously Known As:
-Pendulous Threads
-Steamy Kiwi
(www.myspace.com/deziko)

Think About It:
Reality-- Cannon
Religion-- Fanfiction
Jesus-- Mary Sue

Several Ways To Die Trying:
Misc: Chapter One Revised is on its way along with Chapter Two. Sorry for the delay! I dont like having such a gap between updates, particularily when the first chapter is little more than a prologue, but sometimes it cannot be helped, and others... well... Im lazy. Sob. It's true. Still, for all my cute adorable readers I shall strive to update ASAP! This goal is complicated though, because while most people are 80 water im 80 lazy bitch. Sob.

Chapter One: Coming soon to a theatre near you! Undergoing revision. First chapters should show a bit of what to expect later on in the story, and well, the original chapter one just plain sucked balls in general. The revised version is a bit better in that regard, just like dog shit is prettier when you sprinkle pink glitter all over it and then leave it in an arch-enemy's mail box. That doesn't make it smell any better, but then again, that's no longer your problem. In this way I present to you all, my cute adorable readers, CHAPTER ONE REVISED! Not my problem any longer, neener neener suck a weener! On another un-story-related note, If you find rally dry dog shit it's better to glue it to the top of the mail box, and spray paint it silver. :D

About: This is Action/Adventure/Drama/Comedy/Friendship/Kitchen Sink genre. So... basically this is one emotionally fucked up the ass story. Maybe someone molested it as a child? At any rate, expect this thing to have frequent mood swings, ranging from happy, sad, homicidal, canibalistic, and even downright silly. If a story could menstruate, this one would, and somehow be pregnant at the same time. Scary. Plot-wise im fairly proud of it, and im looking forward to reaching the last chapter. I can't wait to see what people will say... nisususu... Oh but, pooh, im getting ahead of myself. Im working on a good summary, but its been surprisingly difficult. I just cant make up my mind! Ah well. Where was I? Oh yes. This story is highly AU, as I dont like what cannon has become. This fanfiction is my answer to that.

Quotes:
"Don't take life too seriously. It isn't permanent."

"I realized I was God when I prayed and was only talking to myself."

"Life is one fool thing after another, while love is two fool things after each other."

Poetry(!?):
"I once knew a gnome name Nubs,
Who ran about on leglike stubs!
He proudly beat down all in his path,
And never once peed in the bath!"
- A Poem by Nubs the Gnome, Earthen Ring Server, World of Warcraft.