Story status: 3/20

Life in death: on hold

Me, Myself, and I: Ch 3 at 50 percent

Favorite Anime: (Feel free to include some that you might think i'd like with a review or pm, I'm always up for more anime, esp. ones with lots of action)

Naruto

Bleach

Fullmetal Alchemist

Busou Renkin (Only a little like Fullmetal Alchemest becasue it has Homonunculous and they call their weapons Alchemy other than that it's really different)

D.Gray-Man

Tsubasa Chronicles

Ruroni Kenshen

Trigun

Dragonball Z (not the original or GT)

Bastard!

Anime I don't like

Sailormoon (IDK, my dislike for this show maybe rather irrational, but I can't help it)

Death Note (Wee! Look at me! I've got a killer note book! woopee fucking doo.)

InuYasha (Listening to wet farts is more entertaining)

Chobits (Yay! I get to teach the robot to interact with people! How utterly fucking boring.)

Any anime made from a Card game or about a card game (Best nerdy voice - Wow! Look at my card board! It's going to save the universe!)

Favorite Naruto Pairings: (Not in any particular order)

Naru/older women

Naru/Good Oc Female

Naru/harem

Naru/Tenten

Naru/FemKyu

Naru/Hana

Characters I hate or dislike:

Kakashi (Bastard should never be allowed to be a teacher)

Sakura Pre-time skip (Buy a clue ya friggin Cunt)

Jiraiya (useless money stealing pervert, what the hell did you do in 2.5 years?)

Emo-maggot (aka Sasuke)

Hinata (grow a frikkin backbone ya frikkin over privaledged pansy Bitch)

Gohan (little crying bitch)

Orochimaru (Fruity curse seal marking pedophile)

Chouno from Busou Renken (Put something less desgusting on please!)

Characters I Like:

Naruto (the show's about him, if you don't like him you should probably start watching something else)

Lee (Suiken is funny shiz, nuff said)

Garra (Even after all the shit he was still just a lonely child under all that psycho exterior, plus he doesn't take people shit.)

Haku (All he/she wanted was some one to love em back, and never truely got it until they where already dead.)

Soujiro the Tenken (Poor kid)

Edward Elric (Even after all he's gone through he almost always resists the urge to get angtsy and always perceviers)

Allan (Main Character from D.Grayman, Gone through hell and still came out fighting.)

Goku (He's so clueless it make him loveable to some)

Kenshin (Not because he can kick serious ass, but because under that stupidity/clueless mask he wares is a very wise person that seen a lot of bad shit and stayed sane at the end of it all)

Characters I think got what they deserve:

The Death of Gaara's father for turning his own friggin son into a weapon of his own accord AND sacrifiing the kids mother in the process.

The fucking over Orochimaru gave the people of Suna for their treatment of Gaara.

All the pain Kakashi felt the moment he realized that he was a collosal failure as a teacher. God I wish that Orochimaru would use his jutsu to resurect Obito and the Yondaime so he can learn just what they think of the crap that he's pulled with his genin team. (I only wish that Sasuke had Chidori'd him instead of Naruto.)

Everytime Jiraiya gets the crap beaten out of him by random females for peeping on them. I'm still waiting for the episode that he comes out and tells every one that he was castrated in retaliation for his peeking. (even as a male I think it's wrong comminting that kind of invasion of another's privacy)

Gatou's death for being an inhuman scumbag. If he was a D&D character he'd deffinatly be a slimy little goblin or piggy looking orc.

Sasuke's eventual death, not because of him betraying his home town, because let's face it a village like Konoha deserves to be betrayed by those like Naruto, but betraying a town full of people that loved, adored, and looked up to him and gave him everything.

Random Thoughts: (These are my thoughts which means I don't care what you think about them and don't really care if you don't like them. Please feel free to stick your negative opinions straight up your pooper.)

Yaoi fangirls should be banned from writing at all, because straight guy x straight guy is really sick. If Homosexual people that wanna do those kinds of activities (not the writing about making straight guys gay) then that's their perrogative, but is f'd up when people do that to obvoiusly straight people. If you wanna write about actually gay characters then w/e, but I still don't wanna read it.

Is it me or does Naruto seem to get dumber in the anime as the fillers run on?

What is up with Japanese writers and Umbrella weapons?

How the hell can one person eat only ramen and not be like 500 pounds by 12 years old? I gotta figure that he eats much more then just ramen. I dunno why anybody would think that anyone could survive on just ramen.

Why does it seem that almost all Hentai comes from Japan? Is Japan a nation of perverts? If so then I seriously need to think about moving to Japan.

Has any one else seen a person driving, old in this case, that can barly see above the dash board? I'm being serious, we were driving down I-95 one day and we pass this car and at first I would have sworn that the car was driving itself.

I'm not anti old fart or anti gay... I'm anti human, because as a race we suck. lolz

I have come to the relization that women are more sick that most men could ever attempt to be. The would explain why most Yaoi writers are female. I'd say this is especially true where both of the males in question are as straight as an arrow.

If Kakashi knew that the Yondaime was Naruto's father then he is with out a doubt the biggest piece of shit in the universe for abandoning his sensei's son.

Same scenario as above and Jiraiya knew and he still went off and left him in that hell then he deserves to be suck in a Tsukiyomi being molested by 100 Orochimarus.