October 9th, 2008: Wow. Haven't been on here in a while. School, church, and work have taken up a lot of my time. I'm still working on things, just uploading/adding very slowly...
Omg, I just added another Missing Scene! About Ben's black eye.
September 17th, 2008: Added another Drabble.
And our church stuff starts up again tonight. :)
September 13th, 2008: Added another Drabble.
Don't expect too many more reviews in the near future. Got school and church and work... Working on a few ideas, but I dunno when they'll get finished. :(
Softball tourney for church today. Helping with concessions this afternoon. :)
Oh, and I read the Twilight Saga these last few weeks (finished New Moon and Eclipse in like two days). Pretty interesting. Dunno if I'll get any inspiration about that or not...
September 3rd, 2008: Added another Drabble. :)
Started school yesterday, and flipped over last night's episode. I can't believe some moron would punch Ben just 'cause Ben wouldn't call Amy a word that Ben doesn't like (neither do I, which is why I didn't type it. xP). What a jerk. He should be punched. But that would be giving him a taste of his own medicine, and I've always been taught that we should love our enemies, and punching him back isn't love. But he would sorta deserve it...
ANYway. Another Drabble, and I started school, which means fewer updates, probably. :(
August 30th, 2008: Can you believe it's already almost September? I start school again soon. o.o
Added another Secret Life fic, Keyboards and Memories. My 60th story! :)
August 29th, 2008: Working on a few more ideas for Secret Life stuff...
August 26th, 2008: Ohmyword, I just watched most of episode nine and was like, "Holy crap." I'll watch the entire thing online probably three times tomorrow and maybe get more inspiration for something...
August 22nd, 2008: Added another Drabble. And am sort of revamping my FF profile.
August 21st, 2008: Added another Drabble. Not my favorite, but it works. And I have a few other ideas...
And yes, my profile is LOOOONG. I'm thinking about changing it up a little...
And I start school the beginning of September. That means about seven hours at school (except Yearbook days it'll be longer), work a few afternoons a week (although I do that now) and...ohyes, CHURCH. Wednesdays and Sundays. Much fun. =D
August 20th, 2008: Added another chapter to Amen Drabbles.
August 19th, 2008: Added Not Saying Goodbye, a Secret Life fic. Speculation on Ben's thoughts and actions during episode seven, Absent. And added another missing scene, After the Clinic. And yes, I realize that the clinic hug happened before the cemetery thing, but whatever. :P
~C'est Moi!~
Name: Just call me Becca
Age: I'mma teenager. Have my license. Guess.
Location: My own little world (AKA part of the US) in the Milky Way Glaxay (which is one of many galaxies and the only inhabited one as of yet. If the universe was created for people, it's way too big. But if it was created to show God's glory, it's just the right size.)
I love Louie Giglio. He's awesome. =3 Google 'im. Better yet, try YouTube. He rocks. I wish I had his Indescribable DVD... The Whirlpool Galaxy is AMAZING. There's a cross in the center of it. (http://www.biblelife.org/bigbang-M-51whirlpool-galaxy-core-cross.jpg) And there's a star that actually makes noise. It's pretty amazing. LAMININ. This man just...rocks my socks.
Likes: Church, reading, writing, talking, animals, blue, CHOCOLATE, smiling, Narnia, my friends, fun nicknames, French, ASL, correcting grammar, my friends, my family, school (at times), LES MIS, SECRET LIFE, FanFiction, Facebook...
Dislikes: Misuse of the English language (AKA swearing), abortion, homosexuality, when people don't push in their chairs, some of what I have to do in math, my loud and obnoxious classmates, stereotypical-ness, scary people, being easily scared/confused/annoyed/cold/sleepy, silly/repetitive TV shows (Disney Channel ticks me off sometimes...)...
Current (and probably never-ending) Obsessions: The Secret Life of the American Teenager; Ben Boykewich of TSLotAT; Church; American Sign Language; rewatching Fillmore!; Ratatouille; correcting peoples' grammar; watching CSI: Miami, Psych, Monk, and the three Law & Order series; Detective Bobby Goren of Law & Order: CI, Lieutenant Horatio Caine of CSI: Miami, Adrian Monk of Monk, and Shawn Spencer of Psych--they're pretty much the best guys ever, even if they are just television characters. o.o
Random crap you really don't need to know but I feel sharing anyway: I was born prematurely; I love to read and write; I have a weird obsession with using song lyrics to try and get a point across; just about anything can make me think of a song or a sermon; I've been to California at least ten times; my first plane ride was when I was around a year old; I've been to Alaska; I'm quite talkative and tend to speak out-of-turn at times; I'm a Grammar Nazi/Monster; I'm random (FRONT ROW CLUB; lawl. It's a church thing.); for some reason I'm not really a sports fan; I like the Winter Olympics more than teh Summer Olympics; I'm short and a crazy redhead; and I wanna go to Iceland. Don't ask why. I just do.
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Total words archived : 89,921 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 1,499.
Ships I like:
Amy/Ben (Amen) - The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Goren/Eames - Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Fillmore/Ingrid - Fillmore!
Jack/Sue - Sue Thomas: FBEye
Jess/Leslie (Jeslie?) - Bridge to Terabithia
Robin/Starfire - Teen Titans
Calleigh/Ryan (CaRWash) - CSI: Miami (even if Ryan was a moron)
Favorite Authors:
Clive Staples Lewis, Victor Hugo, Randy Alcorn, Hannah Alexander, Terri Blackstock, Frank Peretti, Ted Dekker, Wanda E. Brunstetter, Lee Strobel, Joshua Harris, Lori Wick, Dee Henderson, Tim LaHaye/Jerry B. Jenkins, Beverly LaHaye, Sharon K. Gilbert, Jodi Picoult, Stephenie Meyer...
Favorite TV Shows:
Law & Order: Criminal Intent & Special Victims Unit, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Animal Cops/Heroes, CSI/CSI: Miami, Disney's Fillmore!, Teen Titans, House MD, Psych
Favorite Musicians:
Superchick, Switchfoot, Barlow Girl, ZoeGirl, Skillet, Carrie Underwood, The Afters, Plum, Sanctus Real, Britt Nicole, Bethany Dillon, Krystal Meyers, Ayesha Woods, Tobymac, Relient K, Captial Lights, Matthew West, Nate Sally, Jars of Clay, Hawk Nelson, DecembeRadio (anything on The Refuge) a bunch of way-talented kids at school, our church's worship pastor...
Favorite Classes:
Psychology, Communications, Web Page Design, Computer Applications, Economics, Foods for Independant Living, Chinese...
Against abortion:
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
I know I'm obsessed with Secret Life because:
I get annoyed when I miss the first fifteen minutes of every episode because I'm working, and then watch the episodes over and over online,
I can quote ALMOST WORD FOR WORD what Mr. Boykewich says in episode seven,
I squeal every time I see/hear/read anything to do with Ben Boykewich,
I watch YouTube Music Videos about Amy and Ben and know the songs practically by heart,
I write fanfiction about "Amen",
I will freak out during the four month gap between episodes,
I will CRY during The Secret Wedding of the American Teenager (oops, spoiler),
I love that Ben lets Amy cry on his shoulder,
I was totally relieved when Amy didn't go to Mimsy's,
I practically cry every time Ben and Amy hug,
I daydream about meeting the cast,
I go "AWWWW" everytime Ben smiles in episode 8 ("AWWWW, LOOKIT THAT SMILE. IT LIGHTS UP HIS FACE."),
I hated the part where Ben got beat up and wanted to punch the guy who did it,
I adore Mr. Boykewich, especially in episodes 10 and 11,
I added the "Addicted to" app for Secret Life on Facebook and check for new trivia every day (and added a few questions myself..),
I'm not entirely sure how I feel about Lauren and Madison,
I like to explain the show to people but get annoyed when they don't get it,
AND I WANT A BEN BOYKEWICH...
Why I love AMEN:
"Amy + Ben = AMEN; A Match Made in Heaven"
Um, they're in love. Duuuuhhh...
Ben wants to marry Amy, even though she's pregnant by some jerk.
Ricky and Amy...please. She's afraid of him, and he's a jerk.
Ben's so sweet, and Ricky's...bitter. Sweet is so much better.
Ricky's sex-obsessed, where Ben has gotten over that stage.
Ben is sincere and Ricky is... not.
Ben's ADORABLE. Ricky may be "hot", but his heart is stone cold.
Amy says in episode nine that she was "dying to see" Ben.
Ben stands up for and gets a black eye "because of " Amy. What more do you need??
FOR CANADIAN SECRET-LIFERS WHO DON'T KNOW THIS YET (from Wikipedia, but I think it's true):
The show also got picked up by Canadian Broadcaster Citytv who started airing Season 1 in Canada on September 3, 2008.
Untruths/misconceptions that may apply to me. They're things people might think of me that are off-base.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST be rebellious. (Nope. I'm totally fine with my parents' rules.)
I am polite to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. (They just like me.)
I'm American, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. (Uh, no.)
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (I'm proud of the fact, but I doubt that makes me a prude.)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve (To some, but I know things you wouldn't expect me to kow.)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (Not necessarily.)
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (Sorry, no. I like meat.)
I READ A LOT, so I MUST be a snob. (My own. Um, not really. I'm just possibly more intellectual than a few people...)
I'M A CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think I'm better than you. (My own. Um, not exactly. I'm just convicted in my beliefs.)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Um, I prefer not to call peope female dogs. And yes, I tend to speak my mind. All of it. In rambling sentences. Don't like it, ignore me.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic. (Pfft, no. I don't plan on drinking.)
I have good grades, so I MUST be a stuck-up nerd. (Nah, I just like school.)
I'm different, so I MUST just want attention. (Um, not necessarily.)
Stereotypes are annoying. And PLEASE stop calling others "douche" in a negative way. It means "shower" in French and I actually kind of enjoy mumbling that that's the French meaning. But please, it's not an insult. Showers are good things. :D
Fanfiction Survey! Found on Saint of Me's profile.
How Many Fanfictions have you submitted?
Sixty!
Which one has the most reviews?
Um. -checks- Probably Or Maybe Something More. Although Amen Drabbles is catching up, I think.
Least?
Uhh...United 93 and Lord of the Flies Journals 11 & 12.
Which Fanfiction has the most words?
Or Maybe Something More as of right now.
Which Fanfiction has the most chapters?
Amen Drabbles.
What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?
Fillmore, I believe... But Secret Life is slowly catching up...
What do you like most in your reviews: Quality or Quantity?
Um, gotta be honest, quantity is usually nice. xP
Have any of your Fanfictions made into at least one C2?
Actually, yes. Kinda surprised me to see them there. =)
Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?
Yes. :D
Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?
You betcha.
What genre do you most frequently write in?
-has to look- General and Romance?
Do you update frequently?
Depends on the fic and when I get ideas...
Do you frequently use original characters?
I use the characters in the show/book/movie, not my own.
Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?
Sort of...
-BB-
Got it from zanessatroyella4evr620's page and changed to what it is now.
From my current favorite TV show: Secret Life of the American Teenager
Favorite Character: Ben, Amy and Mr. Boykewich.
Least Favorite Character: Uh, Ricky or George.
My Favorite Amy/Ben Scene: Ummm...all of them. But especially the hug at the end of episode 7 and the conversation during episode 9. And the end of episode 10.
My Favorite Ben/Mr. Boykewich Scene: There aren't many, but probably when Mr. B is talking to Ben at the cemetary...
My Favorite Ashley scene: When she's hiding during episode nine and Henry brings her pizza. xP OR when she's reading emails and is like, "She's not having sex."
My Favorite Grace scene: The end of episode 10, where she's like "We'll walk you to class," OR her thing about being a Crazy Christian. (Heck yes. Go Grace. Wait to not care what people think! :))
My Favorite Ben Line: (to Mr. Molina) And what’re you doing to yourself? You have anyone in your life, or are you just too scared of being miserable that you’re scared to get involved? Well I’d rather be miserable and involved. But that’s just me. OR what he says to Amy in episode 10 when she comes back to school.
My Favorite Amy Line: (to Ricky) Why doon't you just pretend it never happened?? OR (to Ben) I'm not going anywhere.
My Favorite Mrs. Juergens Line: How do you face people, George? (Ouch. But he did sorta deserve it.)
My Favorite Mr. Boykewich Line: You can talk to the deceased but not the living? Join the living! ... You can't have your way on this one, Benjamin. Just like I couldn't have my way on that one. Live with it. OR I mean, life is tough. That's why it's good to have someone you love by your side, holding your hand. So you can walk away from the rest of the worls together.
My Favorite Mr. Juergens Line: (to Anne) What, you leave and the Sausage Prince is gonna take advantage of her? OR (to Amy) You're with me now. If anybody looks at you or says anything to you, I'll stick a rocket in their pocket and send 'em to the moon! OR Look it up, cool cat. OR the speech to Amy in episode nine. (Now that I know, everything else is a piece of cake! etc) OR his spiel about how Amy and Ashley were conceived (freaky, but kinda funny)
My Favorite Ashley Line: I'll take care of you. Both of you. All three of you. OR Her comments to Henry in episode 9. XDDD OR the line about hating/loving George. :)
The Scene That Annoyed Me the Most: Umm... so far, the scene in episode nine where Adrian's father tells her not to come around again.
My All-Time Favorite Scene: Definitely the end of episode 10. People think it's cheesy, but I ADORE it.
Fave Secret Life Quotes:
That's why it's good to have someone you love by your side, holding your hand. So you can walk away from the rest of the world together. (Mr. Boykewich)
I'll walk you to class. (Grace)
Sometimes I hate you too. But I love you. (Ashley)
I'll stick a rocket in their pocket and send 'em to the moon! (Mr. Juergens)
She's a good girl. (Mr. Boykewich)
Maybe I'll get married, start a little family band... (Ben)
So even if you bump noses or somethin', from there, it'll just get better (pause) I'm kidding! (Ben's dad about "The Kiss")
You had me at corn dogs. (Amy)
So what, you leave and the "Sausage Prince" is gonna take advantage of her? Let's go. She'll be fine. (Amy's dad)
Wow. You look seriously...woman. (Ben)
Am I wrong? The cymbals came after the French horn? (Ben)
One date and a thousand phone calls. And sure, maybe it's a little early for me to proclaim my love for you, but...special circumstances... (Ben)
Sorry. I just grew tired of waiting and thought perhaps I could get a different perspective if I looked at things from your side. (Ben to Mr. Molina)
No. I do love her. I think. (Ben)
I wish she had killed someone. That I would admire. Especially if it was someone horrible, like Hitler. (Ben)
My point being that you can only deal with what is. (Mr. Molina)
Hey, and all that without the caffeine. Maybe you oughta kick that addiction. (Ben to Molina)
He better stop. He better stop right now or...or my boyfriend's gonna have a word with him. (Amy about Ricky)
Not that I'm jealous of anyone in the band or anything, I just-- (Ben) Love me? (Amy) Yeah. (Ben)
Or like a guy kisses a bear. In drag. (Henry)
You're actually putting time and effort into planning a spontaneous moment where you kiss your girlfriend for the first time. (Alice)
How should I know? I'm 12. (Ashley); Thirteen. (Amy)
Have you been crying? (Ashley); Ben asked me to marry him. (Amy); You're fifteen. (Ashley)
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, BabyBeaver
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know/live with someone who has a physical/mental disability, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could play a guitar, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get disappointed and almost stop reading peoples' profiles if they don't have copy and pastes for you to copy and paste to your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.
If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have every daydreamed about meeting your favorite actor/actress and/or starring in their show/movie with them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that there are actually worlds and worlds of life beyond what we read in books, copy this into your profile.
If you believe in Narnia/Terabithia/any other worlds outside of this one, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you say a random words for no particular reason when people are least expecting it, copy and paste this to your profile.
Your Superhero Name ("The," your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives): The Blue Taurus
Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. It's impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever played the game MASHO (Mansion Apartment Shack House Out-house) or MASH (Mansion Apartment Shack House) Copy this into your profile. ((I used to love playing this in elementary school!!))
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, fun nicknames, and the Internet, copy this to your profile.
I don't obsess, I think intensely! If you think intensely, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that you have way too many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you hate it when people's profiles are nothing but endless lists of stupid copy-and-pastes, DON'T paste this into your profile. (snerk)
If you've started coming up with your own "copy and pastes" just because, copy and paste this into your profile.
I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, BabyBeaver
"If you believe in God, copy-and-paste blah blah blah..." So what? What does believing in God mean? Lots of people, Christian and non-Christian believe He exists. Even demons "believe in God." What makes you so different? I, for one, don't merely believe in Him...I TRUST in Him. I don't just "believe in God"...I believe in JESUS! I believe He is the ONLY Way, the ONLY Truth and the ONLY Life and without Him there is no salvation! If you believe in Jesus and have His Joy in your heart, don't just copy-and-paste this into your profile...SHOW IT!
FanFiction Works/Projects (Note to BB: Remember to UPDATE!)
I've got 60 fics/poems posted at the moment. I'll give you a quick run-down...
Bible (12): Abuse versus Love, A Conversation Before Creation, Because, Be The One Who Gets It, Everlasting Forgiveness, Freedom, I Am, I Am a C, Jehovah, Jehovah Nissi, Letting Go, Worship
Bridge to Terabithia (3): Escaping Darkness, Faces & Pasts, His Light
CSI: Miami (2): Carwashes, Reasons For A Tidal Wave
C.S. Lewis (2): Aslan Poem, Coming Back To You
Fillmore! (15): A Grande Valentine's Day, A Matter of Approval, A New Addition, Becoming Somebody, Butterfly, For Better or Worse, Ready to Let Go, Sunday Dinner, Sunshine Girl, Tears Can't Bring Her Back, The Good Girl, Their Girl, The More Boys She Meets, Time to Say Goodbye, Or Maybe Something More
Fruits Basket (4): Everyday, It'd Be Nice, Surprising Change, What's He Hiding
Law & Order: CI (6): Alterego, CI: Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual, Indestructible, Sherlock, World That Breaks, Yogurt
Lord of the Flies (4): Lord of the Flies Journal, Lord of the Flies Journal Chapter Seven, Lord of the Flies Journal Number Six, Lord of the Flies Journal Chapters 11 & 12
Musicals/Plays (1): Forgiveness (Les Miserables-inspired)
Secret Life of the American Teenager (8): Abortion: The Only Option?, Amen drabbles, Her Prince, Homework and Dreams (formerly Blah?), Keyboards and Memories, Missing Scenes, Not Saying Goodbye, Worth It
Sue Thomas: FB Eye (2): Know Your Stars: Sue Thomas: FB Eye, United 93
Teen Titans (1): More Than Just Friends
-More random stuff (most from EvilEmmaEvans's page)-
-- Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
-- One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions
-- "Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been canceled."
-- "Without music, life would be a mistake."
-- "Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
-- "When life gives you lemons... squirt the juice in your enemies eyes and laugh!" -Happy Bunny
-- OK,... so what's the speed of dark?
-- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
-- Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that.
-- With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Shut up. You know it's funny.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front (Not my drug store. We don't sell cigarettes! :))
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering
EVER WONDER
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
...why women can't put mascara on without their mouth closed
...why we never see "PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY"
...why abbreviated is such a long word
...why lemon juice is made of artificial flavors, but the dish soap is made with real lemons
...why the man who invest all your money is called a broker
...why the time of day with slowest traffic, is called rush hour
...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food
...why when dog food is new and improving tasted, who tastes it
...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes
...if con is the opposite of pro...is Congress the opposite of Progress
Random Facebook quotes
-I DO know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
-Sorry my movie knowledge is far less extensive than yours.
-Sometimes the dreams that come true are the ones you never even knew you had.
-Sorry I'm too intelligent for you.
-Sarcasm. It sure beats killing people.
-He who laughs last...didn't get it.
-I am strong because I am weak; I am beautiful because I know my flaws; I am a lover because I am a fighter; I am fearless because I have been afraid; I am wise because I have been foolish; and I can laugh because I've known sadness.
-Baby kangarabbitmousquirrel iz unnerstanibly confoozd.
-I'm not short, I'm just unusually not tall.
-Warning: Irish temper and German stubborness.
-I'm not random, I just have many thoughts/you can't think as fast as I can!
-If it didn't really matter, you wouldn't spend so much thinking about it.
-We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
-I listen to music you've never heard of.
-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have, and never will know every little detail about me.
-"Stop, drop and roll" won't work in Hell.
-I Facebook, therefore, I get nothing done.
-Pepole who don't me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.
-Why ur hed jus asplode? Wuz it my cuteness? Sry.
-I tend to compare my life to the books I read.
-I routinely check closets for Narnia.
-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.
-Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.
-If I givz u mai heart, will you promiz not to brak it?
-I go online sometimes but everyone's spelling is really bad it's depressing.
-Don't tell God how big your storm is, tell your storm how big your God is.
-It's not denial, I'm just very selective about the reality I accept. (Calvin & Hobbes)
-I rock out to Hannah Montana and I'm not afraid to say it.
-Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
-Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi!
-I'm not a bad dancer, I'm just overly Caucasian.
-God doesn't give you the people you want, He gives you the people you need to help you, to hurt you, to have you, to love you, and to make you into the person you were meant to be.
-Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a lifetime pass, Belle fell in love with a hideous beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. It's all about the smiles and tears; love is about facing your biggest fears.
-Haha. Wait, what?
-When words fail, music speaks.
-I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter!
-Short? I prefer "vertically challenged".
-Speak your mind even if your voice shakes.
-Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
-I stopped pretending I'm normal because no one believes me.
-I want someone who knows how completely insane I am and wouldn't me any other way.
-If I'm ever murdered, I hope it's interesting enough to be the inspiration for a Law & Order episode.
-I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
-What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about??
-Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh, crap. She's up."
-I am listed in the directory (is it supposed to be "dictionary"?) under "crazy white girl".
-There are just some people that make you laugh louder, smile a little bigger, and make life a little easier.
-If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.
-Random doesn't even begin to cover it.
-For seventeen days, we forget everything between us--every fight we've ever fought, every harsh word we've ever spoke, every bad memory between us. We learn to live, to love, and to pacify. For seventeen days, we are not 205 countries, but one world. Why can't it be every day??
-Careful, you may end up in my novel.
-Forget school, I'm going to Narnia!
-Be careful what you say... it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung!
-I randomly speak French in daily conversation.
-I'm glad you understand the humor that I find in teh ridiculous sounds you make tonight.
-Pythagorean cat will find hypotenuse.
-To do is to be. (Nietzsche) To be is to do. (Kant) Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
-When Michael Phelps jumps in the water, he doesn't make a splash. That's the water getting out of his way.
-Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
-Good morning! This is God. I will be handling all of your problems today. I will not need your help. So relax and have a great day!
-It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
-I dare you to figure me out.
-I'm so adjective, I verb noun!
-If guns kill people, can I blame mispelled words on my pencil?
-Bookaholic and /proud/ of it.
-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.
-I spend too much time in fictional words.
-So far, this is the oldest I've ever been.
-Big Bang: God spoke and BANG, it happened.
Because I'm bored and random:
CHUCK NORRIS...
-checks his closet for Michael Phelps.
-recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this as Red Bull.
-CAN discuss the multiple choice section of the AP Exam.
-ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.
-can kill two stones with one bird.
-CAN believe it's not butter.
-knows the secret family recipe for Bush's Baked Beans.
-knows the last digit of Pi.
-knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
-is afraid of Lucy Pevensie.
-CAN sneeze with his eyes open.
-taught Michael Jackson the Thriller dance.
-makes onions cry.
-knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
-is the reason Waldo is hiding.
-knows where Waldo is.
-CAN slam a revolving door.
-can build a snowman out of rain.
-could put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
-counted to infinity. Twice.
-'s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
-CAN handle the truth.
-played Texas Ranger Cordell Walker in Walker, Texas Ranger.
-is sick of Chuck Norris jokes. Who started these things, anyway?
--Random quote of the week: N/A at the moment...
--Song obsession of the week: I Surrender (forgot the artist) OR Take Me In (also forgot artist)
Random Personal/School Quotes:
-Wo is me. (Lai Lao Shi; Chinese teacher)
-He was a good kid, he just couldn't drive. (Foods teacher)
-Before I do the Heimlich, I have to ask you a question. Are you pregnant? (a friend as I was choking on pineapple last year)
-I don't want it, I just want it! (the BF during lunch last year)
-He (referring to a picture of Gov. Pawlenty)'s the governor of China! (It's a Chinese thing.)
-They're baaaaack... (explanation) It was the morons--I mean the Mormons. (my dad)
-N is for Knowledge. (the old youth pastor; it's a Nebraska thing)
-Yes, I DO dream in chocolate. I dream I AM chocolate. (pause) if I was made of chocolate, I don't think I'd be here... (my sister, replying to the "Do you dream in chocolate" question on a bag of Lindor truffles)
-They'd all be like, "We have a mascot??" (me to a youth leader about telling the rest of the youth about our new youth pastor, whose name is...not very normal. But he's awesome. :))
-We was breedin' in the woods! (a camp friend)
-That's a BEAVER!" (me to a coworker who was looking at a Canadian nickle...There's a beaver on it, and she thought it was a bear)
-The door was locked! (a friend mocking me)
-Whadda YOU do? Just sit around and look good? (my dad to me. We were talking about how he's always doing stuff and I'm always...not doing stuff...)
-Pastor Picture of the Century! (a friend commenting on a picture I took of our pastor...)
Twilight Stuff from softball-chica's page:
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
Tie between Twilight and Breaking Dawn...
How long did it take you to read the books?
A few days for Twilight, then like five hours for each Eclipse and New Moon, and...a day or two for Breaking Dawn.
Who introduced you to the books?
My friends woh were obsessed with it.
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Borrowed all of them.
Are you most looking forward to Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Supposedly Midnight Sun is not coming out soon, so the movie.
What's your dream ending to the series?
I kinda liked the ending. I wish Stephenie would continue it and do something with Renesmee growing up more...
Favorites:
Who is your favorite character?
Edward, Jasper, Alice, Carlisle, Bella, Renesmee...
Who's your favorite vampire?
Edward or Alice.
Who is your favorite werewolf?
Seth. He seems so cute. :)
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
Ummm... "You nicknamed my daughter after the Lochness Monster?!"
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
Mm, maybe the meadow scene?
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
Oh, um...the wedding dance?
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
Um...the sleepover?
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
Mm, either the Volterra stuff or the end battle.
Which book cover was your favorite?
Eclipse or Breaking Dawn, I suppose.
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Duuhh!
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
Twilight
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse
Eclipse or Twilight?
Tie
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Breaking Dawn's out so I'd have to say Midnight Sun, which supposedly isn't being released.
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
Movie. Stephenie doesn't think MS will be coming out, at least not before the movie.
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Movie, again, Breaking Dawn came out already.
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
What the flip kind of question is that?! EDWARD.
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Tie.
Bella or Jacob?
Eh, Bella. Nothing wrong with Jacob, per se, he just kinda bugged me a little.
Bella or Alice?
Prolly Alice.
Alice or Jacob?
Alice. She's much funnier, in my opinion.
Rosalie or Alice?
Alice.
Jasper or Alice?
Both!
Jasper or Edward
Major tie.
Carlisle or Esme?
Carlisle. Esme's nice, but "Dr. McSparkly" is cooler.
Emmett or Jasper?
Tiiee..
Emmett or Jacob?
Em. Nothing wrong with Jake, but Em's a teddy bear. :)
Bella or Rosalie?
Bella. Rose bugged me, expecially in BD. She was all like, "SAVE TEH BABY. I WANNA BABEEE." Pssh.
Esme or Charlie?
Kinda tied. Esme's nice, and Charlie's so...I dunno. His oblivous personality is funny.
Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle, all the way.
Charlie or Billy?
Charlie. Billy bugged me.
Jacob or Sam?
Jacob, I think. He didn't wanna kill Bella.
Sam or Quil?
Don't really remember much about Quil, but I might've liked him more than Sam...
Quil or Embry?
Ummm...I don't remember much about either of them, honsetly..
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria, probably.
Werewolves or Vampires?
VAMPIRES!!
Movie Stuff:
How did you first find out about the movie?
Um, friends, probably...
Are you excited?
Yeah.
What do you think of the casting so far?
Haven't been paying attention to the actors, really, but I think it works.
Are you going to go see it?
Probably with a few friends.
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
Um, see the last question.
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
For the most part, I'm sure. From what I've seen of trailers, it looks like it's pretty true to the book. And Meyer was there helping anyway.
(A Few Last Things:)
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
Um, Breaking Dawn, perhaps. She was totally developed at the end of that one, I think. Twilight was funny, though. :)
How about Edward's?
Probably Twilight. He was all mysterious-ish...
Jacob's?
Erm, BD. He annoyed me in part of it, but by the end I was like, "Awww..."
Alice's?
Um, whichever book she talked about Grand Theft Auto. xP
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
ALL OF THEM. But mostly Edward, Bella, and Renesmee. And maybe Alice and Jake.
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