About me
Eargasms
. SrcEMO . Rock . Techno. Underground rock. Underground rap
IS
. Lazy Artist . Computer Addict . Yaoi Addict. 16 .
Can Be
. Very blunt /rude . Sweet and Outgoing . Moody
. Clingy some times.. Ditzy only sometimes..
Loves
Reading. Itunes . Myspace . Gaia . Wasting days online .Slinky sex. Chewing Gum. Randomness .YAOI!!
Hates
. Distance Issues. Mean people D: . The sun. Daylight Savings time . Timezones . People who Cyber =(. Hard core Accents. Posers. and People who label you.
Note:
If you label me I will send a evil bunny to eat you and your family souls
Also I accept all you flames with open arms, because I am who I am and I will not change , becase I am not here to please anyone, if you don't like it to bad I don't care leave my profile. Dumbass.
Ah, I've currently disscontinued my story Acedia, so hopefuly for Kami's sake I'll be able to write a new atory better than my first.. thats if...Murphy(1) and Kami(2) don't hate me to much
Murphy:
Edward A. Murphy and consists of seven basic laws
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Whatever has happened wrong, is bound to happen again ... maybe even worse.
( I know.. I'm just Chop full of Optimism aren't I XD)
Kami: is the Japanese word for the spirits within objects in the Shinto faith. Although the word is sometimes translated as "god" or "deity,"
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Upcomeing story options: (Naruto)
Hearts grow: Naruto Is a twenty seven year old dieing Hokage, in a upcoming battle he is to face was is inevitable...or is it? Due to having the kyuubi no Kitsune Naruto is sent back in time to when he was born being blessed with all his knowledge, skills, and awakened Dojutsu can he save his friends, family, and lover from there deaths and correct past mistakes? KakaNaru
(5 vote)
Moving on from past betrayels: Naruto and Sasuke have been dating for two years, due to unforseen curcumstances Naruto becomes pregnate. While going to tell his boyfriend his exciting new,s his heart shatters at the scene before him. In his anger and depression he decides to leave the village, by abandoning his ninja title he leaves Konohagakure forever...or so he thinks? ItaNaru (Possible KyuuNaru)
(1 vote)
No Title: Naruto, a secret genius and ANBU, has one of the most powerful dojustu in the world and photo graphic memory. Usually that would be great right? Well not for Naruto, it isn't, having to hid everything from everyone besides his guardian and the Hokage. How will he grow up? Will he be accepted? Or perish by the very people he thought had come to accept him as a person. (POSSIBLE MPRG)ItaNaru
(2 vote)
Effervescent Drug: What if Kakashi completly abandoned Naruto durring the chunin exams, but not for the exact reasons Naruto though? What if his optomistic attitude finaly crack, and he suddenly decided a change was in needed? What if Naruto asked Jiaraya and Tsunade to premit him to leave the village to find him self? How will Team seven cope without there blond dobe? how will the rookie nine cope? Better yet how will Kakashi cope, with the loss of his effervescent drug? NaruKakaNaru
(6 votes)
No title: What if Haku and Zabuza never died? What if Naruto was banished for using the Kyuubi's chakra at the Valley of the End? When Konoha is in need of assistance against the Akatsuki and Orochimaru, in desperation they seek help in a Infamous band of mercinaries, forever changing their fate? (NaruHaku) --Male Haku! You'll read simply because your curious! Muhahahaha!!
(7 votes)
Seeking Solace: They never knew what emotions were. they were never tought the ways of love, loss, pain or betrayal. One a facade of indifferance, the other a mask of optimism. Wtch as together they grow, and seek solace in eachothers arms. Join their journey. A journey of pain, love, lust, loss, betrayal, and so much more...
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