Author has written 21 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Highlander, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Naruto, Artemis Fowl, Fullmetal Alchemist, D.Gray-Man, Animorphs, Dresden Files, Eleventh Hour, Smallville, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men, Lord of the Rings, Supernatural, Danny Phantom, Loveless, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Star Trek: 2009.

All right, I can't stop changing my picture. I'll just keep on cycling through...

Honestly, I'm only writing on this site because I do not like having people read my writing, and I kinda need to get over that. I have a wide range of interests when it comes to watching and reading material, but I'm mostly into sci-fi and fantasy...

Hobbit Mage, if you do read one of my stories, please review and note who you are, so I'll know--I'm pretty sure you don't have a Fanfiction account, so I've let anon. reviews be OK... and go to my fav. list, all the way at the bottom, and read "Average, Everyday" first, then the one above it. I think you'll like them! My stories that you may read (even though they aren't finished) are "A Taste of the Supernatural", "The Price of the Future", "Pending" (Pending might be kind of bloody for you, at least in the first chapter), and the POTC ones. Not sure you'd understand the others--I don't think they are fandoms you're familiar with.

Notes to Authors:

If you are one of those who's seeing who has placed you on a favorites list--I just want you to know, anything listed under my favorite stories must be well written and have something at least resembling a plot. If it's interesting enough, I might overlook poor spelling/grammar, but even great plotlines can only distract me so far. I was raised on proper grammar, though I've gotten out of the stiff, formal, archaic speech... mostly.

If you have managed to make my favorite authors list, good for you! Your work must be either exceptional for a new author with only one or two stories or overall consistently good. If you have more than three stories up, I must like at least three of them before you are allowed on my authors list. (Just thought you might want to know.)

Notes to Readers:

I have lost interest in much of my writing, but I have NOT abandoned it, despite the occasional desire to do so. I have gotten several questions on whether or not 'The Price of the Future' is still in progress--yes, it is. I've got a horrible case of writer's block for it, though, so any suggestions would be much appriciated, whether they be reading or writing suggestions. I've been toying with the idea of discontinuing 'Starlight in Shadows' or dropping it back to a one-shot, but the descision has not been made and appeals will still be taken for it's continued health and welfare.

'Pending's next chapter is about a third of the way written and 'A Taste of the Supernatural' is currently on hold, as well as 'Gotham'. Aside from that, they are all being worked on in a rather sporadic and haphazard manner that will eventually result in updates.

Fun Quotes:

If all else fails, there's always hope, faith, and blind luck!--unknown

“You weren’t paying attention. Besides, the best way to win an argument is to knock the other person out.”--18 yr old Edward Elric to 16 yr old Edward Elric, from Time, by Lea Cat

If life gives you lemons... take 'em, 'cus, hey! Free lemons!--a friend who didn't want to leave the "If life gives you lemons" quote with the stereotypical ending.

"I never argue with an idiot. They drag me down to their level, and then beat me with experience."--Hiei, commenting on Yusuke to Kurama, from Pure Blood, Half Blood, by Kurosaisei.

"... It's like searching for a needle in a stack of needles."--Lust, FMA episode The Truth Behind Truths

Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door-- no idea

I’ve lost myself. I’ve gone to find myself. If I return before I get back, please tell me to wait there! P.S. I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a floppy.-- again, not sure

“Outnumber this, you odd manifestation of post-human consciousness!”--Maddie, Phantom of a Doubt, by PotterPhan21

“Oh sure, cheating on a test actually ends the world one time, and you just can’t let it go."--Tucker, Complications, by HiddenAuthor

"If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will become your downfall."--Dave Ramsey--and don't ask.

"Maybe Logan was right about one thing. Maybe I should choose a birthday... how about yesterday? Born yesterday, and the best thing is I have a whole year not to think about it."--Max, Dark Angel

“I’m a ghost, my dad rigged our car to shoot death rays, my mom’s hotdogs attack people, and my cousin is a puddle in the basement. What’s weird?”--Danny, Hopes, by HiddenAuthor

As the portal closed shut, the two canine ghosts nodded at eachother and commenced in starting a prison riot.--The Impossible Murder, chapter 10, by Billie Jukes

"Sanity!? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place." -- Zaraki Kenpachi, Bleach, Japanese verion w/subtitles, episode 51

"Four of you have tried to kill me in the past and one of you succeeded!" -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, At World's End

“Yeah, well, I think the Queen of England a shape-shifting vampire from Egypt. Guess everyone crazy in their own way.”--Esta, Some Things are Free, chapter 6, by em-witchwood.

"It was brilliant. Threw more insults than Snape on a bad day. I don't think I've ever seen Rita Skeeter run that fast."--Ron, referring to Dumbledore throwing reporters out of Hogwarts, The Marriage Stone, by Josephine Darcy.

"Oh, Merlin. Next time Albus asks for a favor, I'm running away from home."--Severus Snape, The Marriage Stone, by Josephine Darcy.

"I'll have you know I walk in the moonlight all the time," Severus informed him, affecting a look of indignation. "Granted it's mostly to hand out detentions but it still counts."--The Marriage Stone, by Josephine Darcy.

"I enjoy sarcasm. So should you."--Severus Snape, Union of Doom, by Steppenwoelfin.

"The thing I don't get is why they call it a Depression. I mean, everybody's broke, but they're not really all that depressed."--Max, Dark Angel, Pilot episode.

"Hermione, don't poke logic-shaped holes in my reasoning."--Harry (letter), Dear Order, by SilverWolf7007.

Not for sale, rent, or eBay. -- Not sure, but I thought it was cute.

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. --Anonymous

Pride and dignity would belong to women if only men would leave them alone. -- Egyptian proverb. I know, a bit mean to the guys out there, but I couldn't resist. Guys, a lot of you do have the tendancy to say things to... irritate... us girls.

It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.--I've always thought that was a cute proverb. And often sadly true.

"I put my heart and soul into my work and have lost my mind in the process."--Vincent Van Gogh

Do you love chemistry? Do you go all soft and squishy in your biology class? Do you wish you could somehow take them both at once? (Are you out of your mind?)--A bit of The Princeton Review's online intro to Biochemistry. I thought it was funny.

Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter. --Anonymous

Never be afraid to try something new. remember, amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.-- Again, Anonymous.

If I could get a firm grip on reality... I'd choke it. -- Don't know who came up with it, but I thought it was amusing.

English: A language that lurks in dark alleyways, beats up other languages, and rifles through their pockets for spare volcabulary.--Not a direct quote, James D. Nicolle

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“Listen to me very carefully, Potter. If my aunt acquires one of those puppies for you and it gets within slobbering distance of my home… I assure you, the day my aunt leaves town there would be a new batch of Longevity Draught brewed by nightfall.”

Cocking his head to the side, Harry stared at Snape puzzled.

Severus sighed and rolled his eyes heavenward. “That would have been a more effective threat had you paid attention long enough in my class to discover that the main ingredient in Longevity Draught is ground puppy-dog spleen.”

An excerpt from Mistletoe, by Forever and then some.

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"When I told Dad I was afraid of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45."

"Well, what was he supposed to do?"

"I was nine years old!"

A scene snippet from Supernatural, conversation between Sam and Dean Winchester. Pilot episode.

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“Alright, so you basically shocked them to death, nearly killed them all, banished their King, disturbed all their pretty little ideas and to sum up turned their world upside down.”

“Basically.”

“Excellent! Great job, boy!"

An excerpt from The Dragonmasters by Naia. Anyone who hasn't read it, even if you don't like Harry Potter, have never read the books or seen the movies, or are otherwise disinclined to read anything in that fandom, should read this story. It is not yet complete, but the writing is exceptional (with a few minor spelling/grammar errors), it has A PLOT, and is relatively self-explanitory.

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“I cannot believe you’re coming to me with this,” Ed muttered, rubbing his forehead tiredly. His hair was a mess of flaxen tangles that were clearly the product of having agitated fingers run through it one too many times. “You do realize I’m more than a decade your junior, right?”

“Yes.”

“And was orphaned at a very young age, performed human transmutation, spent most of my youth running around searching for a way to reverse its effects, never really had time to delve into the arcana of social norms and niceties.”

“Yes.”

“And have no experience with the happy state you hope to enter into eventually, nor its attendant familial obligations. That’s Al’s thing.”

“Yes.”

“And am currently involved in a relationship that is unlikely to ever reach said happy state, despite an abundance of commitment.”

“Yes.”

“And have never, in anyone’s wildest dreams, been heralded as the epitome of grace, tact and subtlety?”

“Yes.”

Ed sighed with exaggerated patience. “Then let me put it very bluntly: why are you asking me for advice on how to proceed with your love life again?”

An excerpt from Full Circle, by Nike Femme. It's a Full Metal Alchemist fic, somewhat AU, and very well written. I reccommend it to anyone who has seen the entire series--or doesn't mind mild spoilers. Mostly self-explanitory, to anyone who doesn't know the series and wants to read it anyway, but possibly confusing on history-related points.

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Take note, from a religious standpoint, male/male and/or female/female relationships are something I don't precisely approve of, I also believe that God made people with free will for a reason, and it is therefore not my place to dictate other people's beliefs and actions. In this, I follow the Wicca proverb-- "As it harms none, do as ye will." I have friends that are homosexual or bi, and this does not bother me. God gave them the right to choose, and, while it is mentioned once or twice in the Old Testemant that such relationships are frowned upon, forgiveness and tolerance are much more emphasized--take a guess as to which I think people should pay more attention to.