Hey hey everyone! I just joined so I have to go through the three day period. Some of you may have met my friend Octorok...
He is a comic genius huh? huh? CHEDDDDDDDAAAAAAAA!!
Lol. My name's Charles but I'm a dictator so I just call myself 'The Lord'.
Can't wait to write about random stuff. I have an idea planned for Animal Crossing. Yes for those of you who have met my monkey friend then you will know that I too am an Animal Crossing fan.
My fav. character has to be Joey the Duck cos he's lazy like meeeeeeeeeee. But I hate the annoying pink squirrel PEANUT. She's evil that annoying little rodent. My mate may have added the story of 'Zombie Peanut' but maybe not yet.
I live in hicksville out in the middle of nowhere, and if you lived with my family you'd be a nutter too. My sis is an artist of the frustrating calibre, my 4 bros are MMEEEEGGGGGAAAA cool.
If you saw me then you'd think I was teleported here from the bufont days of the seventies. My hair is long,shaggy and blonde. Some say I'm a lion in more than one way.
I'm a great fan of Weebls-Stuff.com (do check it out). Weebl and Bob are comic geniuses of the best type. From the lions and tigers of Kenya to dancing badgers to cheese to pie-obsessed rolling eggs, weeblsstuff has it all.
I play chess and I debate, I could also kickbox Godzilla to kingdom come. I am the Anti-Chav-French-Tomato-Fashion lunatic of my school.
Incidently y'all chav haters out there look up this address 'Chavscum.com'.
I'm a mini computer hacker and my bro David can do anything from game programming to creating websites devoted to weird bands.
I like the beastie boys, the beatles, the kinks, the gorillaz, placebo etc. my abseolute favourite is FRANZ FERDINAND!!
Please send reviews people pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!
Hey y'all. soz i haven't written much. been busy. still GOOO THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
Also I agree with my mate George that I'm not gay or a male prostitute. Although given the option... just kidding!
This goes out to all my devoted fans (just kidding) The Revenge of Peanut parts 1& 2 are here and out in cinemas in Holland. At least that's what the guy said. Oh he meant The Revenge of Peenutt is out in cinemas in Holland, that makes more sense. Peenutt is a weird Nazi who is shot for being a gay. It's quite short film but it has Nazis and gay making out in it si it must be good.
Hey people chapter 3 just came hot off the press. please review. soz about the length but i have a lot to say. soon coming is a story about a rolling competition in all nintendo people, on kororinpa bals. PPEEEEEAAACCCEEE OOOOUUUUTTTT!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYY CRAP DUUUUDE IM IN MY SECOND YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOOL NOW
Any1 else notice how much of latin is abseolut bollocks...
Teacher: It gives you a base for aLL OF THE EUROPEAN LANGUAGES.
Me: Why dont i just learm the european languages.
Teacher: Ummmmmm.
I mean cum on when is latin ever going to helpful now. i meen if im sitting in a petrol station at 3am waiting for my car to fill up so i can the hell out of this ghost town, hoping that the man staring at me from the seat opposite hasn't got a knife and trying yo avoid the fact that im fairly sure he has an erection, and that there is a possibility that he has shat himself and sum jabbering twit cums up to garbling in german
Twity: Ich habe eine problem. Du hast ein vierhurt? Oder ein schverhart?
It probably wont help if i respond...
Spreken sie Latin?
Twity:Was is das? Wer is meine losst?
Im sorry i dont no... Amo amas amat? No that doesn't help... how about Veni,vidi,vici.. no not that either. i know...
i say as the serial stands up and flexes his insnae arm...
Why dont i explain the accusative case maybe thatll be good
OR MAYBE IN SUM CRAZY ALTERNATE REALITY WER I LEARNT SUMTHING USEFUL INSTEAD...
then again french is no much better.. they tell u
Le souris est sur la chaise, la chat est sur la table et la singe est sur la branche.
Wat? Sorry? Wat does that mean you needless bastard? Explain yourslef? When am i ever going top be in a conversation in france and i find it useful to start raving like a madman about how the mouse is on the chair.
Im in paris say, an airport.
Me: Hi there i want one ticket to edinburgh please.
Assisstant:Pardon Monsieur? Je ne parle pas anglais?
Me: aH good thing i learnt french then at school. ummm.. Un ticket a la ... Edinburgh?
Ass: Q' est-ce qu c'est?
Me: UMM. UN TICKET A LA EDINBURGH?
Ass: PARDON MONSIEUR?
Me: oh sod it. eh la singe est sur la branche est le souris est sur la chaise.
Now according to school this will happen...
Ass: Oh oui, you want a ticket to edinburgh, smoking or non-smoking?
In dream land, however this will happen in the real world.
Ass: Que?
Me: La chat est sur la table.
Ass: Pardon? (in head) Good god this man crazy, wats he jabbering on about mice for?
Me: Anything ? Oh fuck it ill take the ferry.
At ferry...
Me: LA CHAT EST SUR LA CHAISE!!LA CHAT EST SUR LA CHAISE!!
Seee?
homage de Eddie Izzard.
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