FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| OMFG-Roach |
Author has written 26 stories for Samurai Girl, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Zelda, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Inuyasha, Wizards of Waverly Place, Mechwarrior/Battletech, Sonny with a Chance, and Freedom Force. HEYZ! I'm OMFG-Roach, or as some call me, Nachtfalke or just Roach. And Wildecat. I write stories, drabbles, and oneshots, but most of them end up on the site that I post them on. SORRY! But, anyway, check the stories here! Most of them aren't updated, so I won't be posting chapter for those. Enjoy anyway! AS OF 1-15-08 OMFGWTFBBQLOL! I got 1707 hits on 'The Party' (my first (and hopefully only) HP story), with 500+ on the FIRST BLEEPIN' CHAPTER alone! THAT'S INSANE! (Seems like I need to get the rest of my stories rolling...) AS OF 2-12-08 Hey, for those of you who watch the show 'Teen Titans' (I've watched a few episodes myself), I have an idea for an OC. Check it out. If you wanna use it, go ahead. Just make sure to mention that it's my creation and you're just using it with my permission somewhere in the disclaimer, ok? NAME: Roger Pryde ALIAS: Raptor AGE: 16 LOOKS: Celery eyes, blondish-brown hair, kinda-sorta tall, slightly muscular COSTUME: Here is a picture I found that closely resembles Roger's costume but his is black with green and red trimming (green on arms, red on legs), with the head as gold. -WEAPONS LOAD-OUT (for those 'BattleTech' nerds out there): --Two Battle Armor-class Long Range Missile 6 Racks on the shoulders --Claws serving for hands with sub-machine guns on the wrists --Clan ER Small Pulse Lasers on the wrists as well --Jumps Jets in the 'feet' of his costume HISTORY: He was born in a science lab as an experimental super-soldier, one that could be raised to kill with frightening speed and efficiency. Roger, however, escaped and moved to Jump City, where he now serves with the Teen Titans as Raptor. PERSONA: Brave; cunning; mildly humorous; loyal to the Titans to the point of putting his life in danger to save another Titan; very quiet about his past. AS OF 6-12-08 O.M.F.G! I finally found my sister (Bungle-in-the-Jungle) here on ff.net! XD (I hope she doesn't mind my posting of this...) Anyway... For those of you who are reading the following stories: 'The Party: KH STYLE!' 'NACHT OHNE MOND' 'Fuel of war' 'Shadows of the flames' 'The Camping Trip' I will be, as of 6-13-08, trying my best to work on them as much as I can. But be mindful that I have to also work on 'Grito De Fogo' as well. In other news... (brace yourselves!) WTFZOMFGBBQLOLFTW! 'The Party' has (as of this update) 2000+ hits! DUDE! That's like...insane! It has almost inspired me to write a frakkin' SEQUEL! (Or at least a cheesy 'HP' x 'MechWarrior' crossover that could constitute as a sequel! XD) So...with that said, I guess it's time to start writing that next chapter of 'Grito De Fogo'! AS OF 7-12-08 Ok, guys. Quit looking at 'The Party' and quit wondering when I'll do a sequel. The thing is, that story was just for lulz. I didn't expect it to have over 2000+ hits. I didn't expect to have everyone's friends' neighbors' cousins' pets' rooms to know about it. I didn't expect to have that story become so popular. Besides, if you look at it, I have 6 reviews for it (I had accidentally reviewed myself). 2000+ hits =/= 6 reviews. Does not compute. NAO STOP READING IT! IT R CRAPPY AND CRAP R NOT NOOTRISHUS! In other news... Having my 'PW' fan juices revitalized, I will try to update 'The Camping Trip' whenever I can. Don't expect immediate updates, though. AS OF 11-20-08 Ok, so...I'm back. And I haven't updated in a while...but fret NOT! I do have two (count 'em, two) new stories for you all: 'Waverly Planes' 'Stranded' Please take the time to read these two and REVIEW PLZ. I R SRS ROACH. THIS IS SRS BIZNESS. AS OF 1-31-09 Sweet GOD, when do I update? Man, I need to take better care of this thing! Anyway, new story up. It's called 'Shipper Core', and it's based off of the website, Avatar Spirit Network. If you want the url, http://www.avatarspiritmedia.net/ is the site to use. Check out the forums. For those of you who are members of the site, you may know me as PapaRoavatar. I'll see if I can post the link from the story on the site! (I've already cleared it with Acastus...he's given the greenlight for me posting it) PLEASE TO BE REVIEWING THE STORY NOW! AS OF 13-7-09 OK, seriously. Guys, please. I hate doing this... But for once, for once, can I at least read the stories I want to read and not some ill-written crap?! Almost the entire site of fanfiction.net is practically a freaking hive for poor, illiterate authors to post their crap and make real, dedicated, literate authors (like myself) a freaking endangered species. I know, I know, some of my stories are flops, but that isn't because they contain poor grammar and spelling; it's because people don't want to read that sort of story! AND because most of the reviewers of my story are 11 or 12-year-olds who didn't pass English class. I know I sound elitist (don't know that word? Well then look it up, freakin' n00bz) when I say things like that, but it's true. Don't believe me? I dare you all to find one story that isn't written by a chimpanzee and PM me. Chances are, you're gonna have to do some diggin' by the looks of it. And boy are you gonna have to dig deep. So I'll say this once, just to make it easier for the people who can't read "big words": You write crap. You stink at writing. I do not write crap. I do not stink at writing. I hate you because you are writing stinky crap that should not be here. WWoGH (Write Well or Go Home). Your choice, mates. Whiners will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. | |||||||
1. Letter home reviewsDear Mrs. Monroe, we regret to inform you of your husband's death... rated for language and mention of deathSonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-09 - Complete2. All Along the WatchtowerThere must be someway out of here... based off of Bear McCreary's version of All Along the WatchtowerSonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Published: 9-6-09 - Sonny M. & Chad D. C.3. A Funny Thing reviewsAU Channy. Chad is just your average hobby shop employee. Until, of course, one day...Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-09 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M.4. Bearing Gifts reviewsChad learns what happens when you give people what they want...Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-09 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M. - Complete5. Roach's Anime OSTOVA Challenge!Rules within. Please read!Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete6. Sands of time reviewsWhat if the future came back to change the past?Crossover - Mechwarrior/Battletech & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-09 - Sonny M.7. Chance of Heroes!With all this Energy X floating about, what's a writer to do? CHANNYCrossover - Sonny with a Chance & Freedom Force - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Published: 7-12-09 - Sonny M.8. Farewell Tae the Haven » reviewsSonny's cousin, Milton Bronx, comes to Hollywood with dreams as big as the world...T FOR LANGUAGESonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 7-3-09 - Sonny M.9. More than meets the eyeThere's more than meets the eye when it comes to Tawni Hart...ONE-SHOTSonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Published: 7-2-09 - Tawni H. - Complete10. Good Idea reviewsChad has a case of writer's block...T FOR THEMESSonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-1-09 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M. - Complete11. Shipper Core » reviewsMy fanfiction based off of the website, Avatar Spirit Network. Well...kinda. This is gonna be big! Read and review, please!Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 1-31-0912. Rush » reviewscollege!Feenris AU Iris!preg--What would happen if, prior to 3-1, Iris was pregnant? T FOR SAFETYPhoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-5-08 - Published: 11-25-08 - Phoenix W./Nick & Iris13. The Guide on How to Survive Being in Love reviewsFeenris AU!- Just another random story...but this one has humor!Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-26-08 - Iris & Phoenix W./Nick14. StrandedPirate!AUZutara: What if you were stranded in the time of pirates? Would you hide? Would you gather your resources and fight? RnR PPLZAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Published: 11-20-08 - Zuko & Katara15. Waverly Planes reviewsWhat happens when our favorite female wizard finds a powerful spellcaster-- Her age? T FOR CRUISE CONTROL/MAGIC: THE GATHERING XOVERWizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-0816. Adrenaline reviewsOneshot for Feenris Week.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete17. Grito De Fogo » reviewsAfter traveling to Sao Paulo to visit his uncle, Zach Emberson Zuko is introduced to the world of capoeira, where fighting is more like dancing. Of course, there is one thing wrong with this picture...AU ZUTARA!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Zuko & Katara18. Daring Escape From JabukaIndiana Takashi and Katharine Helmar are on the run. Guess what? It's a 'BattleTech/MechWarrior' crossover with 'InuYasha! How fun!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Published: 6-19-08 - Inuyasha & Kagome19. Shadows of the flames reviewsWhen a new teacher arrives at On Ji's school, things get a little crazy...xover w/ 'Doctor Who'Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-19-0820. The Camping Trip reviewsPhoenix and the gang go camping. Oh woe is poor attorney...Slight Phoenix/IrisPhoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-0821. Life and times of a miracle worker reviewsJust a oneshot I did.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete22. Fuel of war reviewsModern day AU. 'Nuff said.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-17-0823. NACHT OHNE MOND reviewsAn AU 'A: TLA' x-over w/ the PC game 'Supreme Commander'. Rated for safety. R&R! Mild ships but you gotta read the story to find out, lolAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-0824. The Party: KH STYLE! » reviewsRiku gets drunk, and guess who he ends up sleeping with...[T FOR LANGUAGE AND THEMES! RikuxYuffie] RNR!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 9-13-07 - Riku & Yuffie K.25. The Party » reviewsThe aftermath plus other things of what happens when Ron holds a party... HERMIONExHARRY rated to be safe...R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete26. Woe to all who enter! » reviewsRyoko is pregnant. Shizuma needs to get a job to support her. What could go wrong? R&R T for future things.Samurai Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-07
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