OMFG-Roach
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since: 11-04-06, id: 1159763, Profile Updated: 07-10-10
country: USA
Author has written 29 stories for Samurai Girl, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Zelda, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Inuyasha, Wizards of Waverly Place, Mechwarrior/Battletech, Sonny with a Chance, Firefly, Dungeons and Dragons, and Freedom Force.

Just to give you guys a head's up, I tend to be...slow with updates. Don't expect sudden, rapid-fire, nonstop chapters to be uploaded and ready to go every moment, alright? It takes time for us writers to...well, write and while we recognize that speed is good, we also (well, most of us, meaning those who can actually write) know that quality plays a part, too.

TL;DR: Don't ask me for immediate updates, sequels, new stories, etc. Let the muse do its job, ok?

To give you a recommended reading list (of my own stories), I'd say the following are pretty good, according to my standards:

Good Idea

Bearing Gifts

Red Alert

Letter home

More than meets the eye

Adrenaline

Life and times of a miracle worker

Note that they're all oneshots/drabbles. I'm more comfortable with writing oneshot stories but I am starting to experiment with multi-chapter stories...

Ok, so let's talk about a little peeve of mine. Reviews.

To strip it down to bare basics, reviews are comments that readers make to the author as to how the author can better write future stories. That's reviews in a nutshell, or rather, what they're supposed to be.

However, some of you (main offenders being the newer members who just found out about the site) don't really leave enough information in a review as to how I, the author, can improve my writing skills. Yes, you like my stories, but what do you think I can improve on? What can I do better?

In all honesty, there is nothing more brightening than to see a nice little comment about my stories, but it's even better when you decide to help me out. Some constructive criticism is always nice.

Another peeve of mine is that y'all don't seem to have the basics of a good story down. Easy to remedy with this piece of advice: Jus' don't suck. How can you tell if your writing sucks? Simple:

A) Spellin' is somethin' you can't grasp to save your life;

B) Grammar is also a very foreign concept to you;

C) The plot's somehow found a way to drink nitrous oxide with a straw, and thus it propels itself at God-knows-how-many miles per hour;

D) The descriptions are lackin' that punch and they really shouldn't;

E) Your fandom's characters have somehow figured out that they're fake;

F) It's yaoi (guy on guy);

G) Somehow all the males in your fandom have become gay;

H) You have tendencies of makin' the fandom's characters a mite out of touch and have them do things they wouldn't;

I) A paragraph to you is roughly...five, six words at best;

J) A chapter to you is one sentence

And I could go on...

Bottom line: If your writing has any of the problems I pointed out, it sucks. That isn't as good as you think it is; rather, it's troublesome and really needs to be fixed ASAP.


1. Maternal Sins » reviews
She serves them, always bound to their laws, their rules, all because of a pact her mother made...but what will Tawni have to sacrifice if she is to survive in a world of swords and magic, of dungeons and dragons? Dignity? Independence? Sanity?
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-13-10 - Published: 7-4-10 - Tawni H.
2. The Flip Side reviews
Sonny Monroe thought her life was normal. She thought her parents were real ones. Oh how wrong she was...
Crossover - Firefly & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-09 - Kaylee & Sonny M.
3. Red Alert reviews
Chad decides to make the most of his alone time...T for themes and language; Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-3-09 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M. - Complete
4. Letter home reviews
Dear Mrs. Monroe, we regret to inform you of your husband's death... rated for language and mention of death
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-09 - Complete
5. All Along the Watchtower
There must be someway out of here... based off of Bear McCreary's version of All Along the Watchtower
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Published: 9-6-09 - Sonny M. & Chad D. C.
6. A Funny Thing reviews
AU Channy. Chad is just your average hobby shop employee. Until, of course, one day...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-09 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M.
7. Bearing Gifts reviews
Chad learns what happens when you give people what they want...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-15-09 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M. - Complete
8. Roach's Anime OSTOVA Challenge!
Rules within. Please read!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete
9. Sands of time reviews
What if the future came back to change the past?
Crossover - Mechwarrior/Battletech & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-09 - Sonny M.
10. Chance of Heroes!
With all this Energy X floating about, what's a writer to do? CHANNY
Crossover - Sonny with a Chance & Freedom Force - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Published: 7-12-09 - Sonny M.
11. Farewell Tae the Haven » reviews
Sonny's cousin, Milton Bronx, comes to Hollywood with dreams as big as the world...T FOR LANGUAGE
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 7-3-09 - Sonny M.
12. More than meets the eye
There's more than meets the eye when it comes to Tawni Hart...ONE-SHOT
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Published: 7-2-09 - Tawni H. - Complete
13. Good Idea reviews
Chad has a case of writer's block...T FOR THEMES
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-1-09 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M. - Complete
14. Shipper Core » reviews
My fanfiction based off of the website, Avatar Spirit Network. Well...kinda. This is gonna be big! Read and review, please!
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 1-31-09
15. Rush » reviews
college!Feenris AU Iris!preg-What would happen if, prior to 3-1, Iris was pregnant? T FOR SAFETY
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-5-08 - Published: 11-25-08 - Phoenix W./Nick & Iris
16. The Guide on How to Survive Being in Love reviews
Feenris AU!- Just another random story...but this one has humor!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-26-08 - Iris & Phoenix W./Nick
17. Stranded
Pirate!AUZutara: What if you were stranded in the time of pirates? Would you hide? Would you gather your resources and fight? RnR PPLZ
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Published: 11-20-08 - Zuko & Katara
18. Waverly Planes reviews
What happens when our favorite female wizard finds a powerful spellcaster- Her age? T FOR CRUISE CONTROL/MAGIC: THE GATHERING XOVER
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-08
19. Adrenaline reviews
Oneshot for Feenris Week.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete
20. Grito De Fogo » reviews
After traveling to Sao Paulo to visit his uncle, Zach Emberson Zuko is introduced to the world of capoeira, where fighting is more like dancing. Of course, there is one thing wrong with this picture...AU ZUTARA!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Zuko & Katara
21. Daring Escape From Jabuka
Indiana Takashi and Katharine Helmar are on the run. Guess what? It's a 'BattleTech/MechWarrior' crossover with 'InuYasha! How fun!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Published: 6-19-08 - Inuyasha & Kagome H.
22. Shadows of the flames reviews
When a new teacher arrives at On Ji's school, things get a little crazy...xover w/ 'Doctor Who'
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-19-08
23. The Camping Trip reviews
Phoenix and the gang go camping. Oh woe is poor attorney...Slight Phoenix/Iris
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-08
24. Life and times of a miracle worker reviews
Just a oneshot I did.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete
25. Fuel of war reviews
Modern day AU. 'Nuff said.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-08
26. NACHT OHNE MOND reviews
An AU 'A: TLA' x-over w/ the PC game 'Supreme Commander'. Rated for safety. R&R! Mild ships but you gotta read the story to find out, lol
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-08
27. The Party: KH STYLE! » reviews
Riku gets drunk, and guess who he ends up sleeping with...[T FOR LANGUAGE AND THEMES! RikuxYuffie] RNR!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 9-13-07 - Riku & Yuffie K.
28. The Party » reviews
The aftermath plus other things of what happens when Ron holds a party... HERMIONExHARRY rated to be safe...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
29. Woe to all who enter! » reviews
Ryoko is pregnant. Shizuma needs to get a job to support her. What could go wrong? R&R T for future things.
Samurai Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-07