| Soap Lady |
Author has written 15 stories for Legacy of Kain, Big Bad Beetleborgs Metallix, and Iron Man: Armored Adventures. There is a very good reason I've neglected to post a profile. I'm simply not interesting enough to merit one. Wait, you're still here? Oh, all right. I originally got into writing fanfiction in the late nineties. I was an X-Men reader at the time and was disappointed in the Dork Age of comics. Too much angst, crossovers with no point and violence for violence's sake. Not enough material in the women's costumes. So I met a group of like-minded writers online and together we wrote our own versions of what we thought the characters should be like. After waning interest, disillusionment and personality conflicts, it all fell apart. I rediscovered fanfiction when I started reading fic about the Legacy of Kain series and it's all downhill from there. I enjoy PC gaming, anime, comics, 80's horror movies, science fiction and giant robots. My author name refers to the fact I make soap. Hopefully I can turn it into a business one day. | |||||||
1. Scylla » reviewsTony has finally realized his feelings for Pepper. She announces she's now Happy girlfriend. Now a lovesick hero must fight his jealousy and an old threat. Eventual Pepperony.Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,628 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-31-11 - Published: 10-1-11 - Pepper P. & Tony S. - Complete2. Hold the Pepperoni reviewsPepper and Happy celebrate their third date and make plans for the Homecoming Dance. But something's troubling Happy. Why is a cool girl like her dating a guy like him? She is pleased to explain.Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-16-11 - Pepper P. & Happy H. - Complete3. No Point, No Meaning reviewsPepper and Gene have come to an understanding. One that would devastate her friends if they knew about it. One shot. Smutfic. M/FIron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-6-11 - Pepper P. & Gene K.4. A True Hero » reviewsWhile on a rescue mission in the frigid Arctic Iron Man discovers a man frozen in ice. After thawing the man claims he is Captain Steve Rogers of the US Army...of 1945. Is there a place in this modern world for an old-fashioned man of honor?Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-26-11 - Published: 5-6-105. Aonarach reviewsPopularity doesn't guarantee happiness, even when you're the captain of the basketball team. Happy Hogan is more troubled and has greater depth than anyone could imagine and longs to reach out to two people he thinks could understand. Happy/Gene/WhitneyIron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-11 - Happy H. & Gene K. - Complete6. Unreturned reviewsRomance is but one expression of love. Another is loyalty. Tony Stark's most loyal companion worries that expressing this love could destroy the fragile bond they share.Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-10 - Tony S. - Complete7. Kiiroibara reviewsGene can't stand Rhodey. Just what is at the root of his animosity?Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-10 - Roberta R. & Gene K. - Complete8. Iron Man: Kindergarten Adventures » reviewsThis is what I've been doing instead of writing anything serious. Pure Warm and Fluffy Fic.Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-3-10 - Published: 2-19-109. Puniatores, Congregate! » reviewsAfter "Tales of Suspense" Mythical monsters are ravaging New York and two mysterious figures watch. New students come to the Academy. Coincidence? Not in this show. Meanwhile, Pepper makes new friends and contemplates life post-Gene.Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,631 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-6-10 - Published: 1-30-10 - Complete10. Petticoats and Power Suits reviewsSatirical Jane Austen-style story. Independent, spirited Miss Patricia Potts and her cousin, Lady Whitney Stane meet the arrogant yet lonely Lord Anthony Stark and his good friend, Prince James of Rhodes. Problems occur when an Eastern suitor arrives.Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-21-10 - Complete11. The Lotus Eaters reviewsCo-authored with FluffleNeCharka. After the events of "Tales of Suspense Part 2", Gene awakens in a hospital suite to his concerned friends and lingering doubt.Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-28-09 - Complete12. Too Much Tinsel, Rags For Brains! reviewsA magically altered Jo isn't her cheerful self at Christmas so her brother, friend and the monsters of Hillhurst decide tree hunting is just the thing. That, and they were scared into it.Big Bad Beetleborgs Metallix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete13. Raising Umah » reviewsThe vampire Vorador has been brought forth into our world by someone who should know better by now. After a disillusioning visit with his sire, he sets out to find and possess the reincarnation of his beloved child, Umah, as well as her human mother.Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,788 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 2-27-0714. Drunken MUSEings » reviewsThe result of two bored authors. Smoke has sent her cohort Tia a late birthday present. What gets delivered is ambrosia, nectar of the gods. The two are sucked into Nosgoth and hilarity ensues. We hope.Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-10-07 - Published: 3-28-0715. Plush Kain: The Convention Adventure » reviewsPlushie Kain is back! This time he appears at a convention to help generate support for a new Legacy of Kain game to be made. But a shadow from the past and a vengeful plushiephile are also onhand to cause trouble. Based on Razzy Plush written by Smoke.Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,003 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 11-12-06 - Complete