Sorry to those of you that read my stories. I won't be updating for a very very long time for I have been grounded. I am sneaking online to tell all of you this because, I am afraid you all might be very angry with me. And I know it is sort ofd my fault.

But I love all my readers with every bit of my soul, yes even you people who flame me.

And I have changed my penname to go along with the upcoming Harr Potter movie, since I am a huge fan of slytherin house and a huge fan of Tom Felton, the sexy person who plays Draco.

So for now, LONG LIVE SLYTHERIN HOUSE!

I LUV VAMPIRES! YES I DO! I LUV VAMPIRES, HOW ABOUT U?

-Random thing I shouted out in a Wal-mart once.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Scrubs characters:
1) JD 2)Carla 3) Dr Cox 4) Todd 5) Turk 6) Keith 7) Jordon 8) Doug 9) Laverne 10) Rowdy 11) Sean 12) Elliot

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Keith/Sean? Nope. Can't say I have.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Todd? EW TO THE 10000000000000 POWER!
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well that would be weird because Elliot doesn't have the right equipment and neither does Doug.
04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?

Any fics about Laverne? I don't think I have read any.
05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Carla/Keith. That would make a semi-cute couple but Elliot would be pissed.

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Turk/Laverne or Turk/Rowdy?

Don't even want to think about it! That's nasty!
07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

If Jordon walked in on Elliot and Carla haveing sex? I dunno, she would probobly join them! EWW! Threeway femslash!
08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic:

Dr. Cox/Rowdy. DON'T READ THIS! THIS IS REALLY DISGUSTING YET vaugely hilarious...BUT STILL DON'T READ THIS!
09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

JD/Doug fluff fic? I don't think so/
10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Jordon/Elliot: My bad day.
11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Todd deflower JD? Hmm... JD and his boyfriend Turk have a fight and Todd makes him feel better.
12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Not that I know of.

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Nope. We all like JDox

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of.
15.)Would anyone you kow write Two/Four/Five?

Carla/Todd/Turk. NO! WE WOULD CUT OFF OUR HANDS BEFORE WE WROTE THAT!
16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Nothing, he's a stuffed dog!
17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

It's only life by Kate Voegle.
18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

JD/Keith/Elliot: Ew. You don't want to read this. All nerdy white smex.
19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey Spicey, wanna give me a good scrub dowm like your friends do?
20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Can't think of any fic just about Turk.
21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

He likes to bite his nails in the bedroom.
22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Sean/Laverne. That would never happen.
23.)If Three and Seven got togather, who would top?

Jordon would top Dr. Cox because she wears the pants.

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a breif unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

JD and Laverne are in a happy relationship until Laverne suddenly runs off with Todd. JD, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sean and a breif unhappy affair with Elliot, then follows the wise advice of Turl and finds true love with Three.

My Confessions of a Broken Heart and HazelInDispear would have to write it bc she is the best scrubs authoress.
25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Jordon/Doug? That would be very scary for poor Doug.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1) Harry 2)Hedwig 3) Draco 4)Victor 5) Charlie 6) Hermione 7) Remus8) Severus 9) Sirius 10) Ron 11)Cedric12) Semus

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hermione/Cedric? Can't say I have
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Victor Krum? He's ok.
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

if Semus got Severus pregnant? Um...I would call the school board and then wash my eyes out because that would be discusting.
04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?

Any sole fics about Sirius? None to recommend.
05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hedwig/Hermione no. For the sole fact that Hedwig is an owl.
06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Charlie/Sirius or Charlie/Ron? No! Both equally gross!
07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

If Remus walked in on Semus and Hedwig haveing sex? He would probobly pass out from shock/disgust/
08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic:

Draco/Ron: Ron never knew a slytherin could be so warm blooded.
09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Harry/Severus fluff fic? There probably is. HP/SS is a popular pairing.
10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Remus/Semus hurt/comfor fic: Semus got his heart broken by Dean, can his favorite DADA teacher teach him to love again?
11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

For Victor to de-flower Harry? Hmm...Harry would have gotten seriosuly hurt by the dragon in the first task and decides to try a new method of healing.
12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Read Remus Slash? Prob. Not sure though.
13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Nope we like Draco being with Harry.

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Draw or Write Cedric? I think so.
15.)Would anyone you kow write Two/Four/Five?

Hedwig/Victor/Charlie? NO!
.

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

BLOODY HELL!
17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Severus: Shilloutes by Smile Empty Soul.
18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Hermione/Seamus? DON'T READ THIS! PLEASE GOD DON'T!
19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey there Hedwig...I got a nice mouse for you.
20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About two weeks ago.
21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

Hermione likes to cosplay

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Cedric shag Sirius? No. That would never happen.
23.)If Three and Seven got togather, who would top?

Draco and Remus? Remus would top.
24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a breif unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius runs off with Victor. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cedric and a brief unhappy unaffair with Seamus, then follows the wise advice of Charlie and finds true love with Draco.

Night of unpleasent Happinings. I dunno really. But it would be rather appropreate except for the Sirius and Victor, and Sirius and Harry thing.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Remus/Severus. That is acctually pretty good.
LOLZ! I have found the perfect word for me! It fits me perfectly I swear it does!

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SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE :
1. Vlad/Danny(Danny Phantom)
2. Sasuke/Naruto(Naruto)
3. Sanzo/Goku(Saiyuki)
4.Dr.Cox/JD(Scrubs)
5.Kyo/Yuki(Fruits Basket)
6. Roy/Ed(Fullmetal Alchemist)

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. Harry/Ginny(Harry Potter)
8. JD/Elliot(Scrubs)
9. idk

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. SasukexSakura (Naruto)
11. NarutoxSakura (Naruto)
12. Kikyo/Inuyasha(Inuyasha)

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. L/Light(Death Note)
14. Dash/Danny(Danny Phantom)

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
I seriously hate Sakura.

2. Who do you know that ships #13?
Um...my Friend Kristen M.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Alone, in the forest, in the rain. God tht would be hot.

4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
My favorite was when he pulled up in the car and gave Danny and Maddie the baskets. You soooo saw him eye Danny up in that secrete seductive way.

5. How long have you been following couple #6?
A little while. Sense I saw the evidence.

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
I read a Dr.Cox/JD fic and said KISS MY ASS ELLIOT!

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
HOW CAN YOU ASK ME TO CHOOSE? Hot emo boy and Shy hyper kid or Sexy doctor and his intern? HOW CAN YOU ASK ME THAT!?

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Is both an option?

9. What interests you about #14?
Dash seems like he is hiding something. And always shoving Danny up against lockers? Something is up there.

10. When did you stop liking #7?
I thought it was too cliche, and I got tierd of hearing the same old stuff over and over again.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
er...

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Everything I Am-Stanfour. The AMV is adorable.

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Vlad/Danny!

14. Which do you dislike the most?
NEXT QUESTION!

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Um...Roy/Ed and Vlad/Danny. You kno to compare notes lolz.

Roy: So Vlad? When did you realize you liked small frys?

Ed/Danny: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?

Vlad: Well...probably when I accidentily walked in on Danny showering.

16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
YES! VERY FIRST EPISODE! Naruto was pushed onto Sasuke bc that gentleman knew those two belonged together!

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Havn't finished the series yet, but I think it will happen!_

18. What would make you start shipping #14?
A good fanfic.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
U R MAKEING ME CHOOSE!

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

Sasuke realizes he is in love with Naruto, Sakura, heartbroken, goes and finds love with Kakashi.

Catalyst: a person whose talk, enthusiasm, or energy causes others to be more friendly, enthusiastic, or energetic.

I am in a really good mood today for some reason unknown to me.

NEW LIST!!

Best authors on FF.N:

HazelinDespair

Warrior Nun

Bobby G. Grissom.

These are all Mastes of the pen, or in this case keyboard. If I could give these people medals everyday for about forever I would. I swear to you all. And any haters of these magnificent authors WILL have to deal with me. Sry everybody my protectiveness can be annoying sometimes. I kno.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

Full Name: Queen of Metaphors

Nicknames: Missy

Age: 14

Birthday: 01/26/1994
Place of Birth: Ohio
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Male or Female: Female
Year:2008
School/College: If you know me you should already have the answer.
Residence: Home
MSN Screen Name: chikagurl14
Hair Color: Chesnut brown
Hair Length: shoulder lenght
Eye color: Brown
Weight: around 110
Height: 5'2 , 5'3
Braces: NEVER!!
Glasses: 20/20 bitch!

Piercings: Gonna get my ears pierced, and wanna get my tounge pierced.
Tattoos: none yet but when I turn 16smiles evily
Righty or Lefty: lefty

Your 'Firsts':

First True Best Friend: Megan Ryan!
First Award: Honor Roll
First Sport: NONE!
First pet: Thumper, a cute black rabbit, R.I.P
First Real Vacation: Flordia
First Love: Matty Thompson

Favorites:

Movie: Can’t pick I like to many.
TV Show:Law and Order: SVU
Color ink: Black and Red
Rapper: Yeah, no. I like a few rap songs, very few, but not enough to answer this question.
Band: Right now; Panic!At the Disco
Song Right Now: Selfish ,Asia Cruise

Best Friend: Kristen, Jessy, Christina, Alanie, Haley, the list goes on and on.
Sweets: Sweet rolls

Sport to Play: Soccer
Restaurant: Apple Bees
Favorite brand: Depends on what it is.
Store: Hot Topic

School Subject: English
Animal: White Tiger
Book: Harry Potter series, The Outsiders, Shield of Stars, etc...

Magazine: None really
Shoes: Flip flops

Currently:

Feeling: hopeful and nervous
Single or Taken: AVAILABLE!
Crush? : no ONE RIGHT NOW.

Eating: does chewing gum count as eating?
Drinking: nothing
Typing: right now.
Online?: Yep
Listening To: cricketsThinking: I hope he isn't joking.
Wanting To: talk to Daniel
Watching: The monitor?
Wearing: tank, jacket, and sweats

Your Future:

Want Kids? : yes 2-3
Want to be Married? : yes
Careers in Mind: A writer, interior designer,

Where do you want to live: Flordia

Car: Silver Pourch.

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex:

Hair color: Blonde or a dark color
Eye color: brown or blue
Measurments: Taller than me
Cute or Sexy: Um… Can’t I have both? :D
Lips or Eyes: Eye’s
Hugs or Kisses: both!
Short or Tall: Tall
Easygoing or serious: Both, Depending on the situation
Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic (I can be the Spontaneous one)
Fatty or Skinny: Doesn’t really matter
Sensitive or Loud: Both of course.
Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
Sweet or Caring: Aren’t they pretty much the same thing?
Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker (someone has to talk me into the fun!)

Have you ever:

Kissed a Stranger: never!
Kissed Someone on Your Top 16: Yes of course most of them are my family.
Had Alcohol: Yes, ever hear of New Years
Smoked: does being forced to count?
Ran Away From Home: Nope
Broken a bone: no but sprained like 3.

Got an X-ray: um 3

Been with someone: Uhh as in a bf.
Broken Someone’s Heart: I yes

Broke Up With Someone: Yep
Cried When Someone Died: Yes, it’s sad.

Do You Believe In:

God:yes
Miracles: depends
Love At First sight: Kind of.
Ghosts: Ghosts no. Spirits yes
Aliens: No. Aliens are not real.
Soul Mates: yes
Heaven: kind of
Hell: kind of
Angels:yes.

Kissing on The First Date: No.
Horoscopes: Yes, check mine everyday.

Favorite Parings:

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha/Kagome

Miroku/Sango

Rin/Sesshomaru

Kikiyo/Naraku

Naruto:

Kakashi/Sakura

Ino/Shikamaru

Hinata/Kiba

Naruto/Sasuke

Neji/Tenten

Bleach:

Ichigo/Rukia

Slayers:

Zelgadis/Lina

Gourry/Amelia

Gourry/Syphil

Xellos/Luna

Saiyuki:

Goku/Sanzo

Hakkai/Gojyo

FMA:

Roy/Ed

Al/Havoc

Riza/Whinry

Gravitation:

Shu/Yuk

Le Chevalier D'Eon:

D'Eon/ Bernice

Durand/Robin

Peace Maker:

Tetsu/Susumu

Soji/Hiji

Favortie Shows:

Peace Maker

Gravitation

Le Chevalier D'Eon

Slayers

Inuyasha

FoolyCooly

Bleach

Trinity Blood

Fullmetal Panic

Fullmetal Alchimest

Getbackers

Kolideo Star

Saiyuki

Pretear

Petite Princess Yucie

Wedding Peach

Sailor Moon

Final Fantasy Unlimited

Favorite Books:

Shield of Stars

All 7 of the Harry Potters

The Outsiders

The Giver

All Animal Ark Books

Nancy Drew

Favorite Musicans:

The Almost

Flyleaf

My Chemical Romance

Nickle Back

Boyfriend:

Crush(s): Daniel Egale

Best Friend(s):

Warrior Nun(Alex)

Kris

Gerigirl

Haley

Christina

Denise

Samm

Alaney

Jesse

Personality:

smart,funny,mature,childish,hyperONLY when my ADHD kicks in,punk,tomboy-ish,freeminded,outspoken,and most importantly WEIRD!

Philosophies:

'Time has no past, present or future.Time is still going on never ceasing.Always repeating.No past means no present.No presnt means no future.No future means no end.Oblivian.'

'If you just leave me alone I wont kill you'

'If you ant hatein be appreciatin'

'If he ant interested stop bothering him'Vice Versa for the guys.

'There is always a way out of a sitiation.Never take the easy way out.'

'People who discrimanate others are acctually discriminating themselves.'

'Always be kind to others.You do not want to be known as the bad guy.Also those people might be in your future.'

'All people are interconected.'

' think before you flame'

'Your desteny is already maped out.You can change it though.If your heart and mind have the strenght you can change fate.'(c)

and from a really good authoer on here ' Because mullets are the epitome of evil '

Other pointless stuff:

Im workin on a new story that will be called The Ninja Diaries so sumthin 2 look forward 2!

I have three storys Koi Angels, Of Flame Metal and Sin, The Open Door. Both r good in mosts opinon but hey let u be the judge.

I dont care if you dont like my stories.I really dont.But if you do yay im happy for ya.

Look I am kinda a bitch so dont be surprised if I say bitchy things.Its my personality sorry nobody can change who I am.

Look I just deleated one of my new stories after finding out it went against the terms.So ok but most people dont even read the terms.Those who do r either really big dorks or 2,people who just like to read.

THERE!you know almost all about me.Except my past!HA!I WIN!!