I never update! Jesus.

My Fictionpress account : http://www.fictionpress.com/u/609515/

I love stories where the legendary Pokemon are the main characters! I however HATE:

Ash: I love you May, Misty, etc.

May, Misty, etc: I love you too.

END. --Seriously! What was that? No story, no body, no form! No creativity! I don't mind stories that have good... most of everything!

(PS: Anyone using my stories without permission and credit will be in SEVERE trouble!)

Oh, and also,

Gender: Female

Location: USA

Name: Bob. No, not really...

Last name: Ain't gonna tell ya.

Favorite series: Dude, idk anymore.

Age: Teenager. Which means I'll be happy then scream at you the next. /Exaggeration/ Doesn't help that I'm female, either~ ;)

Favorite books: One word. Manga

Favorite school: Is that a joke?

Animes watched: Pokemon; Lucky Star; The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya; Code Geass; Black Butler; Soul Eater; Naruto; Ouran High School Host Club; Axis Powers Hetalia; RomeoXJuliet

My favorite quotes from my (most popular) stories:

"Racade and I said something real intelligent that went like, ;Durrr...,' And I swear Racade was drooling." -Dawn. Pokemon Insert Random Jewel Here!

Wanna read more of my fic? Then visit it http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4449063/5/Pokemon_Insert_Random_Jewel_Here! Enjoy the good laugh you'll get from this parody of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl!

Quotable quotes:

"I almost showed a look of surprise. Either Mew was really brave or terribly stupid. I was guessing the latter. It was, after all, Mew. The same Mew that tried to put his hand in the blender." -Darkrai. The Meeting, by SilverUmbra.

"For sounding like a camel straining for air!" -Suicune. TAA Special Edition: Comedy Hour, by ProEeveeBreeder.

"This is even crazier than your Raichu in a bikini idea. Are we just going to keep on walking and flying around all day?" -Lugia. Legendary Crazy, by Fierystreak.

"'You...killed...Sprinkles...' he said breathlessly, anger levels rising dramatically." -Giovanni. Teacups and Flower Pots, by Axletia Rosonetis.

"Why doesn't your science teacher like you?"

"Because I'm crazy!"

"And she's not?"

"...Good point..."-My friend, Holli.

"Teacher! I feel constipated!"

(Class laughs)

"Er... the C word. Claustrophobic..." -Quinton in my English class.

"What's the silent consenent in the word 'raspberry?'"

(Mistakes it for continent) "North America!"

"What?"

-Jacob, me, and Jacob again. Playing Trivial Pursuit in English.

Shippings that I like. :) (And why I do).

PalletShipping: AshXGary -Well, it's hard to explain. Ash and Gary are good friends, and... uh... well, I just do!

BabyDiamondShipping: DeliaXGiovanni -The almost-canon-but-not-really-because-the-writers-are-being-stupid-to-us shipping. It's kinda interesting to me.

PenguinShipping: KennyXDawn -IkariShipping's main rival. Yes, I dislike IkariShipping. Paul can go dig himself a grave and die. ANYWAY, Kenny, has SHOWED feelings for Dawn. It is almost canon, but the writers decide to play idiot and berely ever show him.

HeartTagShipping: ConwayXDawn -I'm not the biggest shipper of this, but it earned a slight title for it also peaked my interest.

CONTESTSHIPPING: MayXDrew -My FAVE! This earned no. 1 in my eyes.

HoennShipping: MayXBrendan -Meh. I support it slightly. I prefer her with Drew though.

TeencareShipping: BrockXHolly -I feel that Brock needs someone. This one is preferable.

SpiritXStein (Soul Eater) -It's sexy.

SoulXMaka (Soul Eater) -Duh.

SebastianXCiel (Black Butler) -MY FAVORITE. Don't like? Oh well. :D

EnglandXAmerica (Hetalia) -Because I can.

GermanyXItaly (Hetalia) -Who DOESN'T?

ChinaXJapan (Hetalia) -... What?

SuzakuXLelouch (Code Geass) -Yes.

My copy-pastas, 'cause you knew I couldn't resist it anymore. ;.;

If you are a Penguinshipper and despise Ikarishipping beyond compare and you are proud of it, than copy this onto your profile!.

If you want Kenny to go with Dawn, copy this onto your profile!

List your 12 favorite Pokémon characters and answer the questions! TRPG Addition!

1. Cyrus

2. Neptune

3. Dark/Kura

4. Giovanni

5. Saturn

6. Mars

7. Kaz

8. Kris

9. Steve

10. Jupiter

11. Maxie

12. Archie

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

Uh... uh... inceast? MaxieXMars? Eeeew...

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

GIOVANNI?! DX BLLLLLRGH.

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Archie... getting... Kris... pregnant... er...

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Steve is alone.

5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Neptune and Mars?

O.o

6) 5/9 or 5/10?

5/9 is better... WTF with Jupiter. XD

7) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.

Kura snorts up crack, and on a high, sees an angel. After smoking a round of weed and shooting up meth, Jupiter falls in love while being high.

8) Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

CyrusXKris... I... hope not.

9) Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Drugs Gone Wild

10) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?

Giovanni held Cyrus by the waist and breathed onto his neck, staring into Cyrus's lost eyes. He gently slid his hand down Cyrus's body and using his hand--

(Shot and murdered)

11) What would happen if 3 walked in on 9 in the shower?

"Uh... hey Steve... m-my bad..." Runs screaming

12) Is 10/12 possible?

No. Never. Don't even think about it.

13) Have you ever read 2/4/5?

Never.

14) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

MY NAILS HAVE BROKE!!

15) Could 7 and 3 be possible?

... No... well, yes, but I'd rather not.

16) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

DO NOT WANT. TRUST ME.

17) What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

I don't think Jupiter would. Really.

18) How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8?

Friendly.

19) How emo is 7?

Not at all. XDDD

Pick the stereotypes that fit you. Bold is me, so yeah.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (At times, at times...)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (And proud.)

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. (I'm almost all Italian--hey, waaaaaaait...)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (And Bs. Math. Yeah.)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Well, not big ones, but...)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (Just the first.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.