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Poll: Which girl do you like to be paired with Coby in Coby's Magical Misadventure? Note this has no baring on the plot of what I have in mind. I just want to hear what you would have liked and some for comedic purposes . Note there is a possible or not spoiler Vote Now!
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since: 11-05-06, id: 1160708, Profile Updated: 05-21-13
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Gurren Lagann, Pokémon, One Piece, Shiki, Naruto, Fairy Tail, and Manyū Hiken-chō/魔乳秘剣帖.

Kick-ass and funny quotes:

(On the subject of breast sizes)

boobs are like coke and pepsi
you might prefer one over the other, but as long as you have one of them in your hand, you just dont give a fuck-(by Anonymous on 4chan)

(On the subject of hentai, NTR, old/fat men with younger women):

Nothing kills a good fap like an extremely fat and ugly guy. It's like you're eating a great meal and suddenly there's shit on your plate. Yeah most of the food didn't touch the shit and it's still alright to eat but no one's going to eat it BECAUSE THERE'S SHIT ON YOUR PLATE.-(by Anonymous on 4chan)

The mixture of rage, grief, shock, and sheer confusion I am feeling right now literally transcends logic and reasoning.

When I try to comprehend how I feel right now, I can literally feel the cells of my body beginning to decay. I can feel stars billions of light years away releasing their cosmic fury in a series of supernovas. I can feel magma churning underground, disturbed by the vortex of emotion I am currently feeling. I can feel my blood cells literally vibrating from the sheer magnitude of what I am feeling at the very microsecond I am typing this. (By an Anonymous on 4chan due to Negima's ending)

(some philosophical shit)

Life is incomplete without good and evil. The conflict between them is what makes our world so interesting to behold.

Some people have to abide by strict morals, and others will be guided by selfish desires. In the end though, it doesn't matter what route you take. You damn yourself in the name of nothing, as God looks down on either side with pity and amusement.(by Anonymous on 4chan)

(On bullying)

This is the simple truth of the human condition, people: We take our pain and anger out on those around us. Because hey, it's not RIGHT that you should be there, all alone and injured while everyone else is just FINE.

Every last bully I fucking had in school was a broken kid from a broken family with broken parents who went through the same fucking thing they're putting their own kids through. What, you think monsters like Iosef Stalin, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, every sadistic murdering idiot before us were born that way? They weren't born that way. They were -made- that way.

And you know something else? We could talk all day about punishing people and making them pay for the bullshit they've put us through, but I don't give a fuck about that. That's bullshit. I don't want shit punished, I want it fucking -solved-. And noone seems to understand the difference because we ever want out of someone like Babs Seed is PAIN.(Anonymous)

"If we raise a child telling him only the nice and happy things of life, he will be unable to cope with all the hardships he will inevitably meet in his adulthood; if he doesn’t know the devastating effects of violence and repression, he could cause incredible damage and suffering to the people around him.

I guess this is one of the reasons why Japanese people, who have been raised for the last 60 years reading comics that some people abroad have labeled as hyper-violent, chose not to be involved in war after 1945 and have stated in their very constitution that they renounce war, as opposed to a country like the US, which has strong censorship against violence in animation and programs for children, but has been at war for most of its recent history."

-Go Nagai

"After all, no matter how small it is, a baby shark cannot swim with the sardines" -Quant(Tower of God).

A challenge to all who read Coby's Magical Misadventures:

Here are the rules. You need to write a Fairy Tail One Piece crossover. The requirements:

One or two One Piece characters must find themselves in the world of Fairy Tail.

Said character cannot be too strong(must be around Luffy's level Enies Lobby. Anything higher such as Crocodile or Kizaru or Marco is too overpowered).

And that is basically it, it can be Luffy's crewmates, or even CP9 members, or maybe even Ace himself. I hope you will enjoy this.

Favorite Anime:

Gurren Lagann

Afro Samurai

Code Geass

Shiki

Majority of UC Gundam

One Piece

Hellsing Ultimate OVA's

Fullmetal Alchemist BroHood(and the First anime)

Sengoku Basara

Fairy Tail

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

Soul Eater

D.Gray-man

Anime/Manga that I follow:

Naruto

Bleach

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

One Piece

Fairy Tail

Soul Eater

Drifters

Shiki

Toriko

D.Gray-Man

Berserk

Hunter x Hunter

Tower of God

Favorite FF.net Users/Authors

Juubi-K

Reizod

1 over 0

Maderfole

Artful Lounger

Toenn Gun

XXXG-01D

Capn' Chyrissalid

Amras Felagund

Most detested Fandoms

Anything NaruHina, NaruSaku, and NaruIno

Sengoku Basara(FUCKING YAOI HIVEMIND. BURN IN HELL!)

The Naruto fandom in general

KHR fandom(Yaoi hivemind)

D.Grayman fandom(look above in paranthesis)

Gundam SEED fandom(look above added with pairing hivemind similar to NaruHina and SasuSaku)

Kaminatardation(word created by Largeham-sama. They literally dominate the TTGL archives...)

Mpreg. Need I explain why?

Sword Art Online.

Loved Fandoms

Crossovers

Gurren Lagann minority fandoms

Shiki-fics that don't bash Megumi Shimizu

Fairy Tail

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Openings and Endings for Words Without a Voice:

OP 1(chapter 1-13) Blade Chord by Abingdon School Boys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8m0CaRGF3Q&playnext_from=TL&videos=K3gD4eLYsBM

OP 2(chapter 14-22) Eternally by Masami Mitsuoka http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKibFRpH5g

OP 3(chapter 23-?) Save the One, Save the All by TM Revolution http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnUqxx6Cifs

ED 1(chapter 1-12) Ray of Light by Shoko Nakagawa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEYMcrJNFcA

ED 2(chapter 13-22) Makka no Chikai by Yoshiki Fukuyama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yux8HHDQMDA

ED 3(chapter 23-?) Kimi ga iru kara by Mikuni Shimokawa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz_QMRaEg0&feature=related

Openings and Endings for Darkmask:

OP 1(chapters 1-5) Tsukiakari no Michishirube by Stereopony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wbqyd0CI0E

ED 1(chapters 1-10) Walk no Yakuso by Nanpi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IBcI8a4sKo

OP 2(chapters 6-?) Melody of the Wild Dance by SID http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqPDp5nb4kc

ED 2(chapters 11-?) My Will by Dream. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Z0D0Hi8nM

Openings and Endings for Coby's Magical Misadventure.

OP 1(chapters 1-13) 88 by LM.C http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3OkWYDmfZw

ED 1(chapters 1-13) Stay Beautiful by DIGGY-MO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-vhriPDMxY&feature=related

OP 2(chapters 14-?) Departure by Masatoshi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iid51p2QsDs

ED 2(chapters 14-?) Regret by Mai Hoshimura http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsQrB5wUil0

As of July 6th, 2011, Nucleotide: the Aftermath of Lordgenome has now been reconmmended on TV Tropes.

As of July 8th, 2011, Words Without a Voice has now been reconmmended on TV Tropes.

Edit(5/21/13): Well then, how long as it been since I updated? Forever it seems. Finals and real life has gotten in the way big time so I apologize.


1. Coby's Magical Misadventure » reviews
Due to a series of unfortunate events, Master Chief Petty Officer Coby finds himself in Earthland. What is a martial artist gonna do around all of these mages? Will he adapt to this new world, or crumble under the lose of his old one? Pairing undecided.
Crossover - One Piece & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,241 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 3-21-13 - Published: 10-7-10 - Coby & Laxus D.
2. Never Alone » reviews
AU. Even the best laid plans of mice and men can go awry. Namikaze Naruto is raised in a different land and Uchiha Sasuke meets a new friend that will change his life. Will these two souls become comrades or bitter foes in the end? Beta'ed by LD 1449, author of Lost Souls. Kumo-Naruto GoodSasuke fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,983 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-10-13 - Published: 3-13-11 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
3. Darkmask: Johto Chronicles » reviews
A young boy loses everything to him. 8 years later, Lyra Goldstein stumbles across a man who's alter ego is feared by criminals everywhere. Rating subject to change as is the pairings. Read and Review.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,912 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 12-5-12 - Published: 8-19-10 - Lyra/Kotone & Silver/Rival
4. Words Without a Voice » reviews
A boy found in a mountain...a girl who is fighting an empire...and brigade seeking to aim for the top...a dark shadow behind the decaying king...two men: One to pierce the heavens, the other to destroy it. Pairings: SimonxYoko OCxKiyoh M for Safety
Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,120 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 10-10-12 - Published: 6-26-10 - Yoko L. & Simon
5. Nucleotide: The Aftermath of Lordgenome » reviews
Co-written and authored along with 1 over 0. Lordgenome has fallen, but the Dai-Gurren Brigade will fight a new enemy. Nia's brother and the new Spiral King. Read and Review
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,295 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-22-12 - Published: 3-23-10 - Simon & Nia T.
6. The Big Busty Tales of the Gallant Jiraiya! » reviews
Manyuu/Hikenchou/Naruto. In a world where Big Boobs means power, two souls set out to give power to all woman in the land of the rising sun! Will be M in later chapters. Jiraiya/Harem! AU, small amount of Naruto characters. Has Breast expansion
Crossover - Naruto & Manyū Hiken-chō/魔乳秘剣帖 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-1-12 - Published: 1-15-12 - Jiraiya & Chifusa M.
7. Second Life, Second Chance, Second Love » reviews
On the day Sotoba burned, two risen souls were saved by two brothers. This is their story. The story of Megumi Shimizu and Ritsuko Kunihiro. Will be Rated M for later chapters. OCxM OCxR
Shiki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-10-11 - Published: 1-21-11 - Megumi S. & Ritsuko K.
8. The Giver » reviews
Hiroshi Kaneko was cursed, to hide from the sun like a vampire and to lose the one he loved. But when his lost love returned a true vampire, an act of love would change her fate, and that of all vampires forever.
Shiki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,094 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-17-11 - Published: 10-12-10 - Megumi S. & Sunako K.
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