Pen Name: The Phantom of the Death Star.

Real Name: I can't tell you; I'm working undercover. Mission impossible theme plays

Nickname: Toad. But I'll answer to pretty much anything. Chosen nickname is Nix.

Astrological Sun Sign: Proud Leo.

Birth Date: Same as Cloud. O.o and the guy who plays Darth Sidious...

Height: Same as Aeris!

Likes: Jewelery, shiny stuff, pi, my school friends, fanfiction, being obsessive, FFVII, pie, moogles, fellow proud Slytherins, vampires, sparkles, manga, drawing, writing, nice people, FFVI...

HATES: Hojo, super-fangirly fangirls, anyone who disses anything in the "likes" section, mean people, Edward Cullen (sort of), people who don't paragraph dialog correctly, people who insult the British spelling of the word colour...

Fears: Hojo, Jack Skellington, the world if I ruled it, Paul Eiding, people like Hojo...

--Favorite characters:

Harry Potter: Lily Evans, Severus Snape, Sirius Black

Star Wars: Qui-Gon Jinn, Darth Maul, Anakin Skywalker.

FFVII: Lucrecia, Vincent, Sephiroth.

Kingdom Hearts: Vexen, Xigbar, Zexion, Saix, Demyx, Marluxia, Luxord, Larxene, Xemnas(coughrearrangeitcough)... and Riku.

FFVI: Locke, Edgar, Setzer, Maduin, Rachel, Yura, Interceptor, Ultros, Kefka. (Uwee-hee-hee!) (not in that order...)

Disney Princess: Belle

--LEAST favorite characters:

Harry Potter: ... I love everybody!

Star Wars: ...probably Sparky. Er... I mean, Darth Sidious...

FFVII: Hojo, Don Corneo (he went -splat!-, yay!), the creepy chick at Costa del Sol, Shelke, Dio... and Hojo most of all.

Kingdom Hearts: Donald Duck. Sorry.

FFVI: EMPOROR GESTSHAL (not sure if I spelled that right... don't care...)

Disney Princess: Aurora/Briar Rose (DITZ)

--Dumb quotes I've said:

(sarcasticly)"I feel clever now."

"I really need to shut up and stop being a freak... but that's never gonna happen."

"How come we say 'Voldemort' without even thinking, but we won't even talk about him."(Hojo)

"AH! I found a SHOP! now I am IMMORTAL!" (during the fight with Weiss Empowered in Dirge (easy mode))

"I am ONE with the tortise!" (Also during the fight with Weiss Empowered in Dirge)

"X=X-1 as X approaches infinity. Now, doesn't that just blow your mind?"

(In a voice like Vincent's) "Vincent Valentine wants to know if you want to buy some girl scout cookies."

(In a cheery voice.) "Do you know hat we do to people who don't buy cookies? We" (sudden switch to sinister) "kill them."

"DON'T GO IN THERE! The magical evil pixie dragons will bite your head off."

"Sometimes, I wish I were a manga character so I could have the little angry symbol on my head..."

"I wish my tea was caffinated... Maybe I should switch to coffie?... Nah, tea's healtier. and it comes with inspirational phrases!"

(While watching Monster's Inc.) "Did you see that? That shinyness was amazing! It's almost like it's real! Advent Children is better."

(after beating one of Jenova's forms) "I OWNED YOUR MOM!!"

"Shut up and stop talking!"

"We're all cat people... some are just in denial."

Lame person: "Who's this Sephiroth guy?"
Me:"...My boyfriend."

"It's kind of a creepy holiday. I mean, little kids waiting up for a random Coca Cola advertisement to break into their house and leave them a talking, dancing, red muppet..."

(to my computer) "YOUR MOM'S NOT RESPONDING!"

"Sephiroth is GOD. He doesn't need pants!"

"You're computer is falling asleep on me!!"

"In the beginning, Mog created the universe..."

(wearing a fake labcoat with only one arm through the sleeve...in a public bathroom) "NOOOOO!! The SHALUA!! It BURNS!!"

"Where's my MP3 player?... Oh, right, Reeve has it." (begins to walk off) "Wait a minute..."

"The definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over and expecting a different result... Isn't that...Science?"

"I have run out of defenses against the claim. I must seccede to the truth: Hojo is gay."

"... No, they're fishnets."

"Oh, goddess! Hollander stole Marry Poppins's purse!! ... And now hae's hitting me with it!!"

"That's like Sponge Bob squared!!"

Presidential 'Guess Who?' (I know, this is racist, but everyone's a little bit racist... according to Avenue Q.)

"Is your presedent white?"

"...no"

"OBAMA!"

--Other people's quotes:

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"-- Adam Savage

"It might not be scientific, but if Mr. Spock thinks it happened, then it must be logical!" -- Mr. Scott

"Women shouldn't look made-up..." O'Malley (Star Trek)

(To himself) "If I jumped every time a light went on around here, I'd end up talking to myslelf..."-- Dr. McCoy

"Even in this corner of the galaxy, two plus two equals four."--Spock

"'Cuze Vulcans don't go through puberty!"--Somone who wishes to remain anonamous

"Hojo's a butt."--Bug

"Like Yuffie... only less ninja." --Steph

"How many gloves can you get out of one kangaroo?"--Morgan

"Smart people walk into walls, stupid people try to go through them." --(Person who actually came up with this is debated.)

"I don't abuse deoderant, I just shove it under my armpits."--Livi, I think

"I AM A GENIUS!"--Weiss

"You just can't stay away from me, can you Vincent?"--Hojo (MeThinking--!!)

"It's time to end this... Right here, right now."--Vincent

(To Vincent of all people) "Let's see what kind of man you are..." --Rosso the Crimson

"Screw gravity!"--Cloud's hair.

"Sorry, you can't publish that chapter because your internet connection has been SCREWED OVER BY HOJO. Have a nice day."-- My Computer (Named General Grevious)

(Every five minutes while watching Monster's Inc.) "That guy's totally Hojo!" --me and bug

"Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for."--Earl Warren (off a tea bag)

"No, Sora, you are a princess!!"--Riku

PT: "Nope, no hobos today..."
Me: "Nope... Hey, look, the octopus is back!"
PT: "Octopus!"

--Idioms/uncreditable

"They will play hockey in Canada untill Hell freezes over... then they'll play there."

"If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffel them with your bullshit!"

"Every dog has his day, but in dog years, that's like a whole week!"

"Parle vous la fromage?"

--I LOST THE GAME :(--

Idiosyncrasies:

-I blast Phantom of the Opera to drown out rap music.

-I skip steps up all flights of stairs.

-I start to say "Not that I mind, though." accidentally. Then slap myself. Yes, this happens often.

-I accidentally sleep on my PS2 controller sometimes. Okay, a lot.

-I write fanfiction in my head compulsively.

-I can imitate most movements that videogame characters make. (i.e. keyblade swing, Cerberus reload, Cloud's little swing the buster sword thing...)

-I respond to "Your mother!" with "Sephirtoh's mother!"

-I respond to "Your face!" with "Erik's face!" (Phantom of the Opera)

-I respond to Chuck Norris jokes by saying that Sephiroth is/can do the same, but better.

-If I say "f-ck" I say it with a Japanese accent because I heard Gackt say it in a video.

-I talk to myself. A lot.

-I talk to fictional characters even more.

-I have enough photoshop skill to blackmail almost anyone I have a photo of.

-My favorite characters are almost always obscure and/or dead.

-I always call her "Aeris" not "Aerith". (Except in my stories.)

-I can't remember names for the life of me.

Most Recent "thing": Sheep/NCIS(the show)

Obsessions: Harry Potter, Pokemon, The Pocket and The Pendant, The Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lion King, Hats, Lego Star Wars, Final Fantasy VII, VincentXLucrecia, Black Cat, Final Fantasy VI, Star Trek, Sheep/Draco Terra. not necessarily in that order...

If you looked around my room, you might see a few things that show you into my personality. There are glass vials on my desk which contain poisonous looking liquids and strange preserved herbs, on the top of my computer four plastic Disney Princess figurines share space with a plastic Maleficent and Simba, beside them are clay replicas of the Temple of the Ancients and the shell-shaped building where Aeris is killed. The walls are painted a gold-yellow, and covered in sketches depicting Sephiroth, Aeris, Orgainization XIII and an entire collage of dedicated art pieces devoted to Vincent and Lucrecia. There is also a piece of paper marked with the heights of Final Fantasy characters, and another paper saying "R36 L10 R59 R97". The cluttered desk has on it a computer which is playing a MIDI of Yuffie's theme song. The monior of the computer is covered in various stickers. A browser with FanFiction.net, Microsoft Word and Photoshop are open. The wallpaer is a 3D render of a purple apple sitting on top of a red leather book. A stack of DVD movies and books sits in a corner: The Lion King, Dracula, Beauty and the Beast, every single Harry Potter... The stack mostly consists of movies with a Fench audio track. On a piece of black velvet are every Square Enix game I own in in-universe chronological order. There is a hoard of silver objects in another corner and near that, a partially constructed miniature coffin. The door of my dresser has partly completed, life sized, a pencil sketch of Sephiroth on it. You look up and see that the word "gullible" is written in large, black letters on the ceiling...

My stories:

My current story is "The English Teacher" and it's still in progress and hopefully won't die... if it starts to die, annoy me until I write more, okay? BACK ON BECAUSE OF MY F--ING HORRIBLE REAL ENGLISH TEACHER!! Hope you enjoy my suffering. It might actually be finished in maybe ten or so more chapters...? I hope so anyway.

"Unstable" True-story oneshot which will make you question my sanity.

I love my oneshots. "Nothing says I love you like…", "Unstable" and "The Caper?".

"Feed Us NOW!" was published under the influence of laughing gass, I am not to be held accountable.

There may be a oneshot/multi section FFVII/KH one my friend and I came up with and possibly a FFVII/POTC one which I started last year. Something called Dirge: Behind the Scenes is also being considered and a friend has convinced me to ressurect another school-style story centered around Sephiroth and his half-sister...

IMPORTANT: ANY PERSON WHO THINKS HOJO IS IN ANY SMALL WAY COOL, GOOD OR ANY OTHER ADJECTIVE WITH A POSATIVE CONNOTATION SHOULD NOW EVACUATE THE VACINITY OF ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PHANTOM OF THE DEATH STAR. Thank you, and have a nice day.

RANT ZONE:

Am I the only person who always likes obscure characters? Lucrecia has let's see... --counts on fingers-- one scene in all of the original game! My favorite FFVI characters are, like... Rachel and Maduin... The former of whom half of the people who play FFVI probably don't even know or remember as a character... Poor Qui-Gon... and a lot of other people...

I hate Shelke. Not as much as I hate Hojo, but I very don't like Shelke.

"... Why do you have a box?"
"Oh, that? That's Mother... It's her head..."

I don't speak Chinese, not even words like "please," "thank you", and "how are you?" But, I parle francais, I parle-d a bit today. it seemed like the thing to do...

I BEAT DIRGE OF CERBERUS! BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS!

(Now I just have to play it in a mode other than normal.)

Wow. My bio page is long. -scroll, scroll, scroll...-

I think that's about it. Au revoir.