Hello. My pen name is Dark-Hearted Writer, and I, as my name suggests, am a dark, brooding, shady character ready to throw insults at anyone who crosses my path. I deserve the name, apparently, according to one Angecornu, a writer who helplessly tried to defend her friend Saina Tsukino, one of my more sarcastic "reviewees". I also have a life, contrary to what Keyk no Miko blathered about in her reply to my review.

I am not a fanfic writer. I am merely a reviewer- or, resident flamer, if you prefer that term. Flaming is one of my hobbies, and I assure you that only the most trashy fanfics are worthy of receiving my flames.

I absolutely hate fan fiction writers who flame/insult flamers who have flamed them in the past. They are merely pitiful attention-seekers who think they are better than those who have insulted them. In my opinion, they are seriously deluded by their urge to take revenge on flamers. See how pathetic that is? I also hate writers who cry over the flames they receive, and then ask other people to defend their "reputation" (if you can call it that) by sending hate mail, or by banning the flamer from the site. They are nothing but pathetic crybabies and cowards who know nothing but overreact. (scoffs) Repulsive.

I rarely give positive and constructive reviews. These reviews are given only when I feel particularly kind. They come only once in a blue moon, and given exclusively to those who have positive-review-deserving stories.

You may have noticed that I don't use profane language when writing my reviews. It's pitiable to use such vulgarities because it makes one seem like he's trying to intimidate the author using these uncouth words, just like a downtrodden dog barking helplessly at intruders. In my opinion, it's revolting to use such language. It destroys the pride a flamer should hold.

If you wish to send me hate mail, or insult me in any way, then who am I to stop you? After all, everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, right? But let me tell you this, o deluded insulter: Your hate mail would not, in any way, affect me. I would simply regard it as trash or garbage. So, enjoy writing hate mail addressed to me; I would really enjoy reading them and/or correcting their grammatical errors.

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dark-hearted (adj.) the state of having a dark heart; shady, brooding enough to be considered a demented person ready to insult any person, anytime, anywhere.