Sup: Nuthin Its ya gurl JOYA! I'm 15 and I'm in 10th grade.I HEART ALFIE ENOCH!! So take that Alexis Danielle!! I am A strong believer in the Word of Jesus Christ!!I'm still fun. I have nothing against people of other sexual orientations. I'm the type of person that loves adventure and being spontaneous ( crap this kind of sounds like an ad for a dating service.) Anyways I am an aspiring actress, dancer and singer! Yeah if you get in my way I can be a little witch. I'm a very nice person but I have some anger issues. I don't like to be caught in the middle of a lot of drama so I try not to start that much!Random quirks ABOUT ME!

HUSBAND: Jacob Black from Twilight!! possibly Trace Cyrus AND Christopher Praff!(I will carry his love child)

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

CELEBRITY BABY DADDIES:

Corbin Bleu

Cody Linley

Garrett Hedlund

Justin Timberlake

Justin Nosuka

Jason Castro

Tom Kaulitz

James Franco

LENNY KRAVITZ

Song of the Week!!: Hey by Mitchell Musso

Favorite food: Maccaroni and Cheese

Favorite books: The Honeywell, Fever 1793, Walk two moons, anf God Don't Like Ugly, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn

Favorite Movies: High School Musical, Dreamgirls, American Pie 1,2and Band Camp, and American Wedding, Miracle Run, The Notebook, ATL, Pride, Eve's Bayou, Pirates of the Carribean, Don't be a Menace in South Central While Drinking Your Juice In the Hood, and Shrek 1,2and 3, idlewild, Without a Paddle, Knocked Up, SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE!!,

Favorite Animals: Girafffes and Albino leopards and puppies

Height: 5'0 (Short people will rule the world one day!!)

Weight: None of yo business!!(l.o.l.)

My Randomnesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!

If you see a doggy with three legs, the other one is probably missing

If you drink rootbeer and Milk together, it won't taste the same as a rootbeer float.

When I went to St. Thomas, I saw this awesome T- shirt: It said: MAYBE IF YOU STARE AT MY SHIRT LONG ENOUGH, YOU''LL DISAPPEAR!!

My friend proved one plus one equals three. If you take one person plus another person and they get down and dirty. nine months later there will be three people leaving a hospital.

QUOTES:

Boy from Youtube: Nigga PLEASE!! Ima shoot you! Meso me umbackumbale

Forrest Gump: Life is like a box of chocolates. You Never Know Which one you're gonna get!

Jenny God, Make me a bird so I can Fly far, far away from here.

Jack(Will and Grace): Oh my gosh Karen, that's a rare H.G.N. You don't know what an H.G.N. is? It's a Hot Gay Nerd! Duh!

Raven(That's So Raven): We have to accesorize, Individualize, Funkification to the Highest level! Now whose with me!

I forgot who said this but it was on Pride: Dude, He's wearing panties! His name is CAPTAIN PANTIES!!

Unknown: You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.

George Carlin: If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach

Bob Hope:You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.

Melanie from The GAme: Look guys! Sports!

friends and family quotes

Joya: CORBIN BLEU IS MY DRUG AND DISNEY CHANNEL IS MY FREAKIN DEALER!!

Keenan R: Very nice ghettoness Joya

StillThereForMe: That's so sweet, I think I got cavities.

Brenan W.: I'm so white, I blend in with this sheet of paper

ME:That's so cheesy, I should get some nacho chips and dip them in th cheese

Weird Shit I've Seen in my LIfe

A roach crawling on the back of another roach

My friend's bigg a thong! (that was some creepy shit!)

My sister's boyfriend's emoness.

Stereo types

A chip shaped like a heart!!(I ate it though)

My sister's man legs

My Science teacher's HOTTTT Boyfriend!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!