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D.O.B: 6/10/0000
Name: Kyuubinaru1412
Fav. Quotes:
Science teacher: Okay class, now if there was an elephant with no legs and arms and a mouse with no legs and arms on top of a hill, and I pushed them down it, which one would have more speed? (yes i know it may seem as though i'm in a retarded class, but the lecture was just to simplify it, heheh)
Random kid answers
Science teacher: Correct, the elephant would because- Yes, Ellie?
Me: Isn't that considered animal cruelty?
Science teacher: Shut up. She was dead serious to!
“Well, if no one else knows what to do, then we have to go with Naruto’s plan.” Iruka sighed. Sakura and Sasuke looked at each other awkwardly, then at Naruto, who was beaming.
“Why are you so happy?” Sasuke snapped.
“I’m the smart one, today!” he grinned. Sasuke slapped him. To Break Habits and Puppy Love by Death-By-Bacon. Most. Hilarious. Fanfic. EVER.
Me: DEATH IS WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR GRAVE!
Marie: Wow. That was intelligent.
Me: At least I'm not retarded! Conversation between my friend and I in Algebra.
My Dad comes into the office to get something. As he goes to leave, he trips over a cardboard box and falls flat on his face. This made my sister and I laugh so hard that we almost cried!
"Hotaru said that you're jealous because I kissed Kioshi-senpai on the cheek for saving that squirrel but when you save me you don't get a kiss." she said with defiance.
"That Hitler doppelganger best friend of yours is wrong." he said looking away. From a fanfiction I forgot the name of, I'm sorry to whoever wrote it!
“Hold on! I lopped off Naruto’s penis!”
Sasuke’s eyes widened in horror. “W-what?" The great Uchiha was stuttering and he had good reason too. He quickly put both his hands over his ahem lower region. "Uh... What did Naruto do exactly? You wouldn't happen to be looking for another victim would you?” She was waving her arms around in desperation. He looked at the kunai in her hand warily. Now that he noticed it, was that red stuff on the the tip blood? From the fic. "Hard To Say, Hard To Ask."
Fangirls: We were wondering, what the hell's up with your eyes??
Naruto:...Its a' Birth defect, you bitch: same AMV
“Ho-ho-ho.” Sasuke responded in a monotone. The little girl frowned at her so far rather disappointing idol. “What do you want for Christmas, brat?” Sasuke sighed.
The little girl’s lips trembled. “I’m not a brat! I’ve been a good girl all year long!”
“Sure you have.” Sasuke half sneered. “I know what you did this summer.” He whispered conspiratorially. The little girl gasped, horrified and embarrassed. Sasuke was intrigued; it looked like she really HAD done something.
She glanced at her mother quickly before turning back to him. “How did you know I was the one that set the cat on fire?”
Sasuke’s lips stretched into a cross between a smirk and a snarl. “Elves.” He drawled.
The little girl fidgeted on his knee. “Does this mean I won’t get a tiara?”
“What the hell do you think brat?” The little girl stared, aghast.
Santa sucked. From the fic. 'Community Service'
“Santa!” Chirped the little kid.
“Um. Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas.” Sasuke mumbled. The child stared at him expectantly. “So…what’s your name?”
“Ai! Because my mommy loves me!” Yelled the little boy. (A/N: Ai means love. I think.)
“Fantastic.” Only nine minutes left… “So. Have you been good this year?”
“Oh yeah! I volunteered at the homeless shelter, saved two kids from drowning, became a ninja, and didn’t lie once!”
“God, are you a frigging saint?!”
“Do not take the lords name in vain!”
“Shut it you pansy, I’m Santa. I do what I want.” Sasuke snapped. Eight minutes…
“Wah! You’re mean, I’m leaving!” Wailed the little kid.
“No, wait! I—um, I’m…s—so…SORR—SORRY!” Sasuke choked out the word. “What do you want for Christmas, little boy?”
“I’m a girl!”
“I knew that. I was…testing your ninja reflexes. Congratulations. You pass.” From the fic. 'Community Service'
“Sorry I’m late, guys,” a high looking Kakashi (he always looks high, as you should already know)(note from author, not me) sensei. “I’m afraid I got lost on the road of life.”
“More like the hazy path of crack!” Sasuke shouted. Kakashi’s Squad: The Team of Drug Addicts HAHA! I put an authors note into an authors note, LOL!
“Hey, Shikamaru,” Neji spoke. “Where do you live?”
“Why do you want to know?” Shikamaru questioned, turning his head.
“Because I want to go over there and murder you,” Neji casually replied.
“Isn’t it so troublesome to go all the way over to my house, wait for me to show up there, and then kill me?” Shikamaru said. “Wouldn’t it be easier to just kill me now since no one else is around for miles?”
“Oh,” Neji said in response. “I guess that would be more convenient.” Kakashi’s Squad: The Team of Drug Addicts
“Hn.” ( note, said by Sasuke)
“What’s that? Hn? What’re you inferring with your ‘hn’? Because Kiba and me are not.. well atleast like that we’re not.. err.. Kiba and me are just NOT. There’s nothing there. He’s just my escort. Not that I wanted him to. Actually I didn’t even want one. Just Ino said I should and she implied that you should be my escort but I knew you’d say no so I didn’t bother asking you. So I asked Kiba. Which is why he came here with me. But we’re not! We’re absolutely not anything more than friends! I don’t like him like that! I like you like that. Err I mean. I don’t. I don’t! I DON’T LIKE YOU.” Sakura cried out. From the fic, Christmas Cheer
“Well, your mom’s glasses are so thick that when she reads a map, she sees people waving!”
Sakura stared at him.
“…my mom doesn’t wear glasses,” she said after a few seconds.
Sasuke sweatdropped. She WAS an air head. From the fic. Arts of Pranking Romances. What's sad is that I don't get the joke, so I put it up here because I find the fact that I don't get the joke hilarious.
Temari's married life. He could only imagine...
Inside of Naruto's head:
Shikamaru lay on the ground, dead.
End of Daydream: Fic.: Boys and Girls
“Why? Why am I being punished this way?” Iruka asked to the heavens practically crying.
“We’re not that bad!” The group cried out.
“Shut up! This is a conversation between me and God!”
“Sorry.”
“Don’t say sorry to me!’
“Sorry God.”
“It’s alright.” A voice spoke up from out of no where.
The males looked at each other before looking up at the sky. From the fic Wife Contest
“You’re Late!” The familiar cry of both Naruto and Sakura rang out.
“Sorry I got-”
“Lost on the road of life?” Naruto cut in.
“Cross paths with a black cat?” Sakura crossed her arms over her chest, frowning.
“Help an old lady cross the street?” Naruto added.
“Fight a horde of invading ninjas?” Sasuke glared at his teacher.
“Get abducted by aliens, break free from their holding cell before they probed you, fight off their giant kill-bots and save the planet from utter destruction?” Sakura stated, ticking points off her fingers.
Kakashi blinked.
“Wow… I didn’t realize I’d used that one already…” The Jounin scratched his head, sweating nervously.
“Don’t forget the one about the demonic alligator that supposedly lived in the sewers that you happened to come across when you were on your way here.” Added Naruto. From the fic A mother and her kit
“Can everyone please stop calling me an asshole!” he yelled. Unfortunately, a child was walking and heard him. The kid smiled and pointed at Sasuke.
“Asshole!” the kid said, a smile on his face.
“JESUS CHRIST!” from the fic Breaking out. Who doesn't love a tortured Sasuke? LOL!
My sister, Nanner: We never agree on anything.
Me: YES WE DO! I felt really stupid after that.
"It's "dumbass" you fucking moron. Next time you correct someone make sure you don't make yourself look like a retart doing it." HILARIOUS post I found on youtube
“Dude,” said Naruto. “Why would anyone do their sibling?”
Itachi shrugged. “It didn’t stop me.”
Naruto’s eyes widened. From the fanfiction 'Naruto the Badfic'
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AMV's that I like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOBpCQCwHmI&NR it's a good amv opening somebody made, meaning it's not real!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J_MciMi7UqY Naruto Ondo Shikamaru Raps!! Yay!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kkWbZCCl9ls Naruto re-dub: Pranksters Hilarious!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mYijrnT5VT4&mode=related&search= Naruto re-dub: Tree huggers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTtmexZyWn8&mode=related&search= Naruto re-dub: Village Idiot part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_SYCWKMI4A&mode=related&search= Naruto re-dub: Village Idiot part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wLfY2ZzLS0&mode=related&search= Another redub
The stories I'm making are still in the process of being filtered out, but they may be out of my head onto paper(or should i say computer) before to long.
My fav. Characters ( not really an order, and if possible, all are the number one best character on my list!):
Naruto: I LOVE this character. He's my favorite of all time, because he lived through so much pain, and can still smile so happily. Also, he never gives up! I LOVE that in people. The ability to keep themselves up, no matter the situation.
Tenten: Though not much is known about this character, she is still pretty cool and is, in my opinion, one of the strongest kunoichi in the beginning of the anime.
Shikamaru: Though lazy, is very intelligent. Only half of that is true about me (Of course it's the smarts... not). I, personally, think Shikamaru could be one of the most strongest in the anime, if he actually cared about training... or anything, for that matter. Though, I have a sneaking suspicion he likes Temari.
Neji: I like this character, too. He has a complicated life, much like a lot of characters in this anime. Though he didn't handle it well, at first, at least he eventually changed for the better, thus making him stronger, both emotionally and physically. Of course, this is all my opinion. :sweatdrop:
Gaara(or Tanuki-san... a long story): I like this character, even if he was a psychotic killer at one time. He has changed, and has become much less of a luster for blood. I do believe that Gaara had it harder than Naruto, what with being in that hell called loneliness for longer than him. I think that it's a bit unfair that some people hate him only for the fact that he has killed a lot of people, and is a psycho. I know that it is a bit true, but the only person that ever 'loved' him, turned out to be lying to him, and even tried to kill him. Add that with the fact that no one wanted to play with him, and was attempted at to be assassinated, more than he can count, and you get a pretty good reason for him being a bit psychotic. Okay, okay, a little under exageration much? Any way, I do believe those whom are haters of Gaara, please try to understand where he's coming from.
Sasuke: A good guy. Completely and totally. I know he may have left Konoha (sorry for all these spoilers) for power, but he lost all of his family by his own Brother! He probably felt betrayed. He had trusted him, and he killed everyone he loved. Then, his Brother had the gall to show him how he had killed them all. All he wanted was to be recognized by his father, and not be overshadowed by his older Brother. I love this character, as well. He is a good guy, just trying to protect those whom he cares for, even if he doesn't show it. He probably feels that if he gets attached to someone, they'll be killed by his older Brother, also. This is all speculation, of course. Except for the things that actually happened in the anime.
Sakura: I do believe she is a pretty strong character. Though she may have been a fangirl, she must be pretty strong, emotionally, to be able to put up with all those put-downs Sasuke does to her. I think it takes a lot of courage and strength to have kept on asking him for dates. Though she could've lightened up a little bit on the Naruto bashing, she is pretty smart. Also, we all know that she suffered one of the worst things found in school, bullying. That is a hell that, though is not as big as loneliness, or hatred for unknown (or known) reasons, is still very terrible. It can tear you apart, if not stopped in time. Though, I think she, at first, said she liked Sasuke to fit in more, but eventually found out, after two or three years, that she really did love him. For all we know, she could've lost her father in the war with Iwa no Gakure (Stone Village) and be hiding with her fangirling. I think this may be possible, because we never really do hear about her father, just her mother. But, once again, this is all speculation.
From Gakuen Alice:
Mikan: One of the BEST characters in Gakuen Alice! She's so freakin' hilarious.
Amanatsu: One of the coolest inventions made by Hotaru. I loved it when they tried to compete her against Mikan, and they both acted the same!
Characters I hate:
I don't really hate any of the characters. Though, I do feel that Kakashi's favoritism is a bit annoying and troublesome. I don't really hate him, though. I just don't really like him. I also don't like Persona, because he threatens Natsume with his sister!
Fav. Pairings:
NejiTen: I don't know why, they just seem to fit together. They always train together, and they look good with each other.
Naruhina: It's okay, I guess. I think Naruto needs someone in his life that'll calm him down, and settle him down when he's sad or angry.
Sasunaru: I did like it, a lot, once. Now I just like it enough to tolerate it in fanfictions.
SasuSaku: I really love this pairing. They both fit each other. Opposites attract, I say.
NatsuMikan: They are a cute couple. They also remind me of SasuSaku :sweatdrop:
Pairings I hate:
Any character youngx Older characters ( That doesn't include ItaSasu. Yes, I'm a pervert, and damn proud of it!) for example, NaruKaka, NaruTsuna, NaruShizu, or any thing else of the matter... I'm not one to judge, but I think that it's just a bit wrong.
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