| StarSixtyNine |
Author has written 38 stories for Wrestling, Twilight, and Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries. -Chantel. Old Enough. City of Angels. -I've been here since, Christ, 2003? I know what I'm talking about, sometimes. -I write when I feel like it. Mainly about CM Punk, since that guy is like... amazing. I'm sad that he's leaving. -I hardly review anymore, because there is never anything to read around here anymore. It's either a repetitive plot or badly written. If I've reviewed your story, you've brightened my day. Seriously. -@HotRedLipstick every Monday for angry hilarity. Don't have much to say about myself because I'm hardly on here. Have fun reading whatever it is that is down there, because Lord knows I don't remember. | |||||||||
1. CM Punk ABC Challenge reviewsPunk/OC. Approximately 6,000 words. Focuses on moments between CM Punk and an OC. Oneshot.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-10-11 - CM Punk - Complete2. Five Years Gone reviewsOneshot. Punk, OC. ;; Two former lovers meet after midnight. "Here I was in Chicago, busting my own ass at my own job while keeping your side of the bed warm, and you're fucking around on me in Kentucky."Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-11 - CM Punk - Complete3. Punk's Baby reviewsOne-shot. CM Punk.; To millions of WWE fans, Phil was known as CM Punk, Straight Edge Savior and the Voice of the Voiceless. But when he was at home, he was cool with just being known as Daddy.Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-7-11 - CM Punk - Complete4. Push » reviewsThree-shot, PunkxOC; "You know good and damned well you're not looking at Mr. Brooks," he said the name with such disgust that I actually flinched a bit. "You're looking at Phil." Sometimes, all it takes is a little push.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-23-10 - Published: 10-10-10 - CM Punk5. Damn Waffles reviewsOneshot, Fluff! PunkxOC; Womanly wiles. They should be illegal. It was because of that sweet charm of his girlfriend's that he was standing in a line at Whole Foods looking quite disgruntled while holding two bags of organic waffles.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-28-10 - CM Punk - Complete6. We All Fall reviewsSummer '09, JeffOCPunk; He let his character become him, and he lost her... to Jeff Hardy of all people.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-23-10 - CM Punk & Jeff Hardy7. Anything To See You Smile reviewsOneshot, Matt/OC; The only thing that crossed my mind, was that a woman as pretty as her shouldn't be frowning. So I walked over to her spot at the bar, and tried to make her smile.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-14-10 - Matt Hardy - Complete8. When You Assume reviewsOneshot. Rating for language;; If there was one thing Randy needed to do before he died, it would be that he needed to teach her not to assume things. RandyxOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-09 - Randy Orton - Complete9. Bastard reviewsOneshot. Rating is entirely for language; You can call him the thorn in my side, the catalyst to my migraines, prick of the century, whatever. Others know him as Matt Hardy.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-2-09 - Matt Hardy - Complete10. What The Hell Is A Smoochy Dreamer? reviewsOneshot; Jericho knew he shouldn't have gotten a Twitter.Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-2-09 - Chris Jericho - Complete11. The Kennedy in Me reviewsOneshot. KenxOC; "Still a smart ass, I see," she remarked. "Ah well," he kissed her cheek and she giggled. "I guess you can say that's just the Kennedy in me."Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-09 - Mr. Kennedy12. Do What You Fear reviewsDo what you fear and fear will disappear. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." MattxOC, oneshot.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-28-09 - Matt Hardy - Complete13. Satisfaction » reviewsBased off of Club Dead;; I'm not stupid. I know he's cheating on me. And Bill, if you can cheat on me then damn it, I can cheat on you. SookiexAlcideSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Alcide & Sookie14. So I Bit Him reviewsOneshot; Jeff Hardy and egg dye at two in the morning aren't such a good combination. Throw in a tired girlfriend and things are bound to get lethal.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-12-09 - Jeff Hardy - Complete15. Ready, Aim, Fire! reviewsOneshot: Nothing says 'I love you' more than a crouton to the eye. Ken/OCWrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-09 - Mr. Kennedy - Complete16. You Ain't Gon' Do What? reviewsChristmas Gift to ThereAre666ways2Love- Who knew teaching ebonics could be so difficult?Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-08 - Complete17. She Gets It From You reviewsChristmas Gift to RatedRCouture- Tiffany spoke again for the first time since Hayley had entered the room. "You know she gets that from you, right?" "Gets what from me?" "Her imagination." "Shut up." "Best comeback ever."Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete18. You Know That Skirt's Polyester reviewsChristmas Gift to ThrashMetalQueen- It's Christmas Eve, and everyone is anxiously waiting for midnight to hit. Well, everyone except him. MorrisonxOCWrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete19. Temporary Insanity reviewsBD Spoilers:: JacobxAlice. She leaned in a bit more, their noses touching, their lips merely centimeters apart. "It's what we are," Alice repeated before closing the small gap between them, their lips meeting in the most gentle and passionate embrace.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-30-08 - Jacob & Alice - Complete20. I Just Wanted To Say Sorry reviewsOneshot. If I could see her again and tell her that I'm sorry, then I'd probably feel better. But Lord knows she'd probably never listen to me after the way I shot her down like that. God, I'm such an idiot. :Jeff.OC.:Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete21. And How Do You Know How To Curl Hair? reviewsJohn Morrison has a gift, we all know that. A gift with beauty, a gift with women, and a gift with... a set of curlers? Oneshot. MorrisonxOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-08 - John Morrison/Nitro - Complete22. Haha Mouse reviewsLaying out on a nice sunny Floridian day, you don't expect to see a mouse. Most importantly, you don't expect your boyfriend to hop up on a lawn chair after seeing the mouse. JohnxOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-08 - Complete23. No Money Spent Gets You No Product reviewsGift: John always was a cheapskate. Eiris looks to change that. In the form of... bra and panties? MorrisonOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete24. StraightEdged Challenges reviews;iPod Shuffle Challenge; PunkOC.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-08 - Complete25. Appreciate What You Have reviewsShe nodded and laughed although it sounded like another sob , and looked up at him with her red and puffy eyes. "How is it that you always seem to make me feel better in the shittiest of situations?" "'Cause I'm Jeff, that's why." JeffOC oneshot.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-28-08 - Jeff Hardy - Complete26. Let It Be reviewsOneshot: For the past week, I've called her, I've tried to talk to her, everything. If she's going to let something as stupid as a few harsh words affect her, then let it be. Somewhat Jeff/OCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-08 - Complete27. A Smile Goes A Long Way reviewsFor Rainbowblack: A woman's insecurities and a smile can bring a lot out of people. MorrisonOC. Oneshot.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-08 - John Morrison/Nitro - Complete28. Edge and Red Rooster reviewsFor ExtraHighVoltagee.:: What happens when Edge is introduced to Red Rooster hot sauce? Oh boy. EdgeOC oneshot.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-08 - Edge - Complete29. The Monkey Strikes Again! reviewsOneshot. Misty's bored and Ken tries to be understanding. Randy Orton decides to break a window. Oh, this should be fun.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-18-08 - Complete30. Can I Please? reviewsOneshot: Charlie was bored. Jeff should have left the house. JeffOCWrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-11-08 - Jeff Hardy - Complete31. How Dare You reviewsOneshot. Your voice that sounded soft and sweet, your manners knocked me off my feet. Infatuation made me blind. Today I know you're someone else than the one I keep in my mind. Somewhat Ted Jr x OCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-08 - Complete32. Instant Messenger reviewsOneshot. Instant messenger and Ken Kennedy just don't work well. When his girlfriend is thrown into the mix? Well...we'll see. KenOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete33. No Air reviewsOneshot. "How many times do you need me to say I'm sorry!" "You don't need to say anything else. When I said we were through, I meant it," She looked up at him with teary eyes. "Goodbye, John Morrison." MorrisonOCWrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-28-08 - Complete34. Should Have Remembered reviewsOneshot. It's not a bright idea to forget your girlfriends' birthday. KenOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-22-08 - Complete35. I Can't Believe I Put Up With This reviewsOneshot. What do you get when you have a pissed off girlfriend, a conceited and demanding boyfriend, and a pillow? Chaos and hilarity for sure. KenOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-1-08 - Complete36. Girl With Golden Eyes reviewsOneshot. She speaks to me in Persian, tells me that she loves me, the girl with golden eyes. And though I hardly know her,I let her in my veins, and trust her with my life. JeffOC.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete37. The Empty Burial Plot reviewsOneShot. The plot next to him was always empty. It wouldn't be for long. SuperstarOC.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete38. Everything's Just Wonderful reviewsOneShot. He hates her, and she hates him. So why in the world are they stuck in a car together?KenOC.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-13-08 - Mr. Kennedy - Complete