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Author has written 31 stories for Wrestling, Twilight, and Southern Vampire Mysteries. 11.20.09;; I'm trying. Kay? Christmastime, naturally, I have to write about fifty billion things. The plot bunnies won't leave me alone. Full fledged fic towards the end of the year, hopefully if I can finish it. High school fics are so '05, but that's what I'm going for. Thank Goodness I don't do this often. Satisfaction update hopefully this weekend to my SVM readers, kay? Kay. Update;; I'm still here. I plan on writing regularly in about a month or so. I'm trying to get some inspiration, now if a decent episode of Raw or Smackdown would freaking come on, then I'd be okay. In other news, GUESS WHO THE HELL I MET. And incase you don't believe me, look at the idiot on the right. Booyah. 9.18.09;; You'll notice that I deleted about ten stories. They sucked, they needed to go. I'm gonna TRY for a full fledged fic in the future. Don't know when in the future, but in the future. In the meantime, I'll be working on oneshots. -I've been here since what, '03? '04? Most of you know me by now. If you don't, starts with 'C', ends with 'hantel'. -Yo tengo quince anos. -I love bold font. -I rarely watch wrestling now. It's gotten so boring. -Matt Hardy is the love of my pathetic teenage life. -Evan Bourne is the best jobber ever. -I'm starting to dig Kofi. -Batista and Randy Orton are on my shit list for life. -I review once every few dozen or so chapters. You'll deal with it. -I could honestly care less if you faved without reviewing. As long as you read. -I don't care if she's mean. I find Sunny to be the funniest person of 2009. -Screw Bill. Screw Eric. Screw Edward. Screw Jacob. I love Alcide. And I will always love Alcide. -Twilight is the dumbest saga I've ever read, but I still write for the fandom occassionally. -I don't understand pairing names, nor will I ever. -I love flawf. But there's a such thing as too much flawf. -Flawf is fluff in case you didn't catch that. -I hate making lists, so I'll stop now. You know more about me. Woo. LINKAGE: If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. Douglas Adams (1952-2001) S T A R S I X T Y N I N E'S;; G F X Beth ; Kelly ; Maria ; Maryse ; Melina ; Miz Jeff ; Maria 2 ; Jeff 2 ; Trish&Lita ; Natalya icon Mysterio icon ; Victoria ; Melina 2 ; Kelly 2 Rhodes ; Beth 2 ; Jericho ; Katie Lea Rosa Mendes ; Maryse 2 ; ? more to come soon. requests, pm me. | |||||||||||||||
1. When You Assume reviewsOneshot. Rating for language;; If there was one thing Randy needed to do before he died, it would be that he needed to teach her not to assume things. RandyxOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-09 - Randy Orton - Complete2. Bastard reviewsOneshot. Rating is entirely for language; You can call him the thorn in my side, the catalyst to my migraines, prick of the century, whatever. Others know him as Matt Hardy.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-2-09 - Matt Hardy - Complete3. What The Hell Is A Smoochy Dreamer? reviewsOneshot; Jericho knew he shouldn't have gotten a Twitter.Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-2-09 - Chris Jericho - Complete4. The Kennedy in Me reviewsOneshot. KenxOC; "Still a smart ass, I see," she remarked. "Ah well," he kissed her cheek and she giggled. "I guess you can say that’s just the Kennedy in me."Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-09 - Mr. Kennedy5. Do What You Fear reviewsDo what you fear and fear will disappear. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." MattxOC, oneshot.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-28-09 - Matt Hardy - Complete6. Satisfaction » reviewsBased off of Club Dead;; I'm not stupid. I know he's cheating on me. And Bill, if you can cheat on me then damn it, I can cheat on you. SookiexAlcideSouthern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Alcide & Sookie7. So I Bit Him reviewsOneshot; Jeff Hardy and egg dye at two in the morning aren't such a good combination. Throw in a tired girlfriend and things are bound to get lethal.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-12-09 - Jeff Hardy - Complete8. Ready, Aim, Fire! reviewsOneshot: Nothing says 'I love you' more than a crouton to the eye. Ken/OCWrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-6-09 - Mr. Kennedy - Complete9. You Ain't Gon' Do What? reviewsChristmas Gift to ThereAre666ways2Love- Who knew teaching ebonics could be so difficult?Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-08 - Complete10. She Gets It From You reviewsChristmas Gift to RatedRCouture- Tiffany spoke again for the first time since Hayley had entered the room. “You know she gets that from you, right?” “Gets what from me?” “Her imagination.” “Shut up.” “Best comeback ever."Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete11. You Know That Skirt's Polyester reviewsChristmas Gift to ThrashMetalQueen- It's Christmas Eve, and everyone is anxiously waiting for midnight to hit. Well, everyone except him. MorrisonxOCWrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete12. Temporary Insanity reviewsBD Spoilers:: JacobxAlice. She leaned in a bit more, their noses touching, their lips merely centimeters apart. “It’s what we are,” Alice repeated before closing the small gap between them, their lips meeting in the most gentle and passionate embrace.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-30-08 - Jacob & Alice - Complete13. I Just Wanted To Say Sorry reviewsOneshot. If I could see her again and tell her that I’m sorry, then I’d probably feel better. But Lord knows she’d probably never listen to me after the way I shot her down like that. God, I’m such an idiot. :Jeff.OC.:Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete14. And How Do You Know How To Curl Hair? reviewsJohn Morrison has a gift, we all know that. A gift with beauty, a gift with women, and a gift with... a set of curlers? Oneshot. MorrisonxOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-08 - John Morrison/Nitro - Complete15. Haha Mouse reviewsLaying out on a nice sunny Floridian day, you don't expect to see a mouse. Most importantly, you don't expect your boyfriend to hop up on a lawn chair after seeing the mouse. JohnxOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-08 - Complete16. No Money Spent Gets You No Product reviewsGift: John always was a cheapskate. Eiris looks to change that. In the form of... bra and panties? MorrisonOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete17. StraightEdged Challenges reviews;iPod Shuffle Challenge; PunkOC.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-08 - Complete18. Appreciate What You Have reviewsShe nodded and laughed although it sounded like another sob , and looked up at him with her red and puffy eyes. “How is it that you always seem to make me feel better in the shittiest of situations?” “‘Cause I’m Jeff, that’s why.” JeffOC oneshot.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-28-08 - Jeff Hardy - Complete19. Let It Be reviewsOneshot: For the past week, I’ve called her, I’ve tried to talk to her, everything. If she’s going to let something as stupid as a few harsh words affect her, then let it be. Somewhat Jeff/OCWrestling - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-08 - Complete20. A Smile Goes A Long Way reviewsFor Rainbowblack: A woman's insecurities and a smile can bring a lot out of people. MorrisonOC. Oneshot.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-08 - John Morrison/Nitro - Complete21. Edge and Red Rooster reviewsFor ExtraHighVoltagee.:: What happens when Edge is introduced to Red Rooster hot sauce? Oh boy. EdgeOC oneshot.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-08 - Edge - Complete22. The Monkey Strikes Again! reviewsOneshot. Misty's bored and Ken tries to be understanding. Randy Orton decides to break a window. Oh, this should be fun.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-18-08 - Complete23. Can I Please? reviewsOneshot: Charlie was bored. Jeff should have left the house. JeffOCWrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-11-08 - Jeff Hardy - Complete24. How Dare You reviewsOneshot. Your voice that sounded soft and sweet, your manners knocked me off my feet. Infatuation made me blind. Today I know you're someone else than the one I keep in my mind. Somewhat Ted Jr x OCWrestling - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-08 - Complete25. Instant Messenger reviewsOneshot. Instant messenger and Ken Kennedy just don't work well. When his girlfriend is thrown into the mix? Well...we'll see. KenOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete26. No Air reviewsOneshot. "How many times do you need me to say I'm sorry!" “You don’t need to say anything else. When I said we were through, I meant it,” She looked up at him with teary eyes. “Goodbye, John Morrison.” MorrisonOCWrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-28-08 - Complete27. Should Have Remembered reviewsOneshot. It's not a bright idea to forget your girlfriends' birthday. KenOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-22-08 - Complete28. I Can't Believe I Put Up With This reviewsOneshot. What do you get when you have a pissed off girlfriend, a conceited and demanding boyfriend, and a pillow? Chaos and hilarity for sure. KenOCWrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-1-08 - Complete29. Girl With Golden Eyes reviewsOneshot. She speaks to me in Persian, tells me that she loves me, the girl with golden eyes. And though I hardly know her,I let her in my veins, and trust her with my life. JeffOC.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete30. The Empty Burial Plot reviewsOneShot. The plot next to him was always empty. It wouldn't be for long. SuperstarOC.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete31. Everything's Just Wonderful reviewsOneShot. He hates her, and she hates him. So why in the world are they stuck in a car together?KenOC.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-13-08 - Mr. Kennedy - Complete
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